I just want a normal life without powers

I'm so unlucky, really.

I really wonder if I'm cursed by something.

Ever seen a situation where your future co-workers are blown away before they even have an interview?

I don't know how you guys react when you encounter this kind of thing, anyway, I am stupid.

In order to have a smooth job interview on Saturday, I asked Huinaguo how to put on makeup. I also went to the mall to buy a white shirt and black dress and a pair of black high heels.

It's all about making a good impression on my future bosses and colleagues.

At ten o'clock in the morning on Saturday, I arrived in front of the office building of the Armed Detective Agency on time.

I took the elevator to the fourth floor where the detective agency is located. When I raised my hand to knock on the door, I found that the door was not closed at all.

I pushed open the door suspiciously, and in the office inside, Edogawa Ranpo, Yosano Akiko, and Kunikida Doppo, these three sat neatly on the ground with time bombs strapped to their bodies.

I was really impressed by my future colleagues.

What is the situation, is there a special welcome ceremony?

Mr. Ranpo seemed to have been knocked out by someone, and he leaned against the desk with his eyes closed.Both Dr. Yosano and Mr. Kunikida had stiff expressions, pale faces, and cold sweat all over their faces.

It didn't look like any special welcome ceremony.

Can Dr. Xie Ye's ability be effective in the face of such a close-range bomb explosion?

No, no, I need to calm down, anyway, find the time machine first.

No, it is necessary to ask clearly what is going on now, and then directly go back in time to before it happened.

I trotted to Dr. Yosano,

Fuck, her timer bomb|bomb time is only 1 minute left.

"It's too late to say anything more, Dr. Xie Ye, you know my ability, tell me when you were tied to this bomb|bomb, who is the culprit? Is it someone you know?" I asked eagerly.

"When we arrived at the gate of the detective agency at eight o'clock in the morning, we were knocked unconscious. When we woke up, we found that we were all strapped with bombs. We didn't see the face of that person clearly. It might be someone who had a grudge with the detective agency before. " Yosano Akiko said with a trembling voice.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, I'm here." I smiled reassuringly at Yosano Akiko, and then took out the dagger I carried with me.

It would be easy to know the exact time when the incident happened. I will come to guard the gate of the detective agency at five o'clock today, and let me see which turtle grandson dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head.

I held the dagger against my neck, but before I could move the dagger, it was thrown away by a samurai sword.

? ? ? ? ? ?

I turned around in surprise.

Standing behind me is a middle-aged uncle with silver hair. He has a cold and serious face, wearing a simple dark green kimono, and holding a samurai sword in his hand.He exudes a rather dangerous aura, and his whole body is like an unsheathed knife.

It looks like the gangster has finally shown up.

I stared at him viciously, gritted my teeth and said, "This is the bomb that this turtle grandson tied to Dr. Xie Ye and the others?"You wait for me, if you don't beat you to your knees and call me daddy, you will be considered as hard-boned! "

After the harsh words, I closed my eyes and waited for the bomb behind me to explode.

Tsk, I really don't want to be killed by bombs again.This way of dying really hurts.

It's all because of the psychological shadow left by Kajii Keijiro's deadly rush to the street.

……

Why hasn't it exploded yet?I looked back with some surprise.

I saw Dr. Yosano and Mr. Kunikida standing up behind me, and said to the middle-aged man, "President."

President?

The president of the Armed Detective Agency? ?

I stared dumbfounded at Yosano Akiko and the others casually tore off the time bomb whose numbers had been reset to zero, and then bowed and said hello to the middle-aged man standing in front of me.

Mr. Ranpo was still strapped to the bomb and did not move, and he could vaguely hear a slight snoring sound.

Ah, Mr. Ranpo was not knocked out, he fell asleep.

It turned out that this was really a special welcome ceremony for the Armed Detective Agency.

It's cool to have a bad mouth for a while, and it's always cool to have a bad mouth.

On the first day of the interview, I asked my future boss to kneel down and call me Dad in front of all the detective agency employees.

So fucking embarrassing.

I feel like I'm suffocating.

Dr. Yosano patted my shoulder lightly and winked at me.

"President, president..." I imitated Xie Ye and the others and bowed to the middle-aged man.

Fuck, I think I might lose this job.

"Sato Chika, right? I'm Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of this armed detective agency." Fukuzawa Yukichi's voice was very cold, and there was no emotion. "Come to the office with me, please."

I followed behind President Fukuzawa dejectedly.

Sigh... Eight | Nine Buli Ten is to tell me that our detective agency is not suitable for you, please find another one.

"By the way, wake up Ranbu, don't let him sleep on the ground, he will catch a cold." Fukuzawa Yukichi said to Dr. Yosano and the others before leaving.

Hmm, I can't tell that President Fukuzawa is quite good at taking care of people.

He should be a good boss.

Alas... so regretful, it's all my fault for getting used to pretending to be aggressive before going back in time.

If it is really rejected by President Fukuzawa, then when I go home, I will commit suicide and go back in time to do it all over again.

Although I don't know why the Armed Detective Society has such a wicked welcome ceremony, but next week I must behave better, but I must not make this mistake again.

I still want to work with Dr. Yosano very much.

Following President Fukuzawa to his office, he sat down on the chair behind his desk, then pointed to the chair opposite him and said to me, "Sit down and talk."

I obediently sat on the chair.

"May I ask what Miss Sato was thinking just now?" He asked after seeing me sitting down.

"Sorry, I thought you were the gangster who tied a bomb to Dr. Xie Ye and the others. I didn't mean to say that about you." I lowered my head and admitted my mistake obediently, with a very sincere attitude.

President Fukuzawa was obviously taken aback when he heard what I said, and then he shook his head helplessly, "No, Miss Sato, you misunderstood, I'm not talking about this. I mean watching When encountering danger with Xie Ye and the others, why did you immediately think of suicide?"

I was dumbfounded.

what why?Is there any other reason for wanting to commit suicide?

Because I want to save them, because my ability can go back in time only by committing suicide.

"Because...my ability requires suicide to go back in time?" I frowned and said hesitantly, "President Fukuzawa, you may not know my ability, my ability is..."

"I know." President Fukuzawa interrupted me, "I know about your ability Ms. Sato. Mr. Ango brought the information he collected about Ms. Sato's ability when he entrusted us with help last week. I have read it before accepting the commission. Your ability is indeed very special. If you want me to agree to you joining the Armed Detective Agency, you only need to do one thing..." President Fukuzawa looked at me He paused and said, "At any time, you are not allowed to go back in time by ending your own life."

"But..." I was a little confused.

"There is nothing but, Miss Sato, please obey this request."

"I can't use supernatural powers, am I of any use to the Armed Detective Agency?" I stood up and looked at President Fukuzawa across from the desk, "I know, the reason why Mr. Ango recommended me to come here I must have the idea of ​​letting President Fukuzawa help supervise me at work. I don't care about this kind of thing. After all, Dr. Yosano and the others are very good people, and I am very happy to work with them. I am very grateful to Ranpo With the help of Mr. and Dr. Xie Ye, I also want to help them solve some problems that the detective agency cannot handle. My ability requires me to commit suicide..."

"No need." I was interrupted by President Fukuzawa before I finished speaking. "As long as you can touch the dead body, you can go back in time, right?"

"But the time of touching the corpse of the deceased is not under my control."

It's not that I like self-torture, and I don't want to commit suicide if I can.

"Is the time of the initial suicide regression under your control?" President Fukuzawa asked again.

I shook my head.

"In this case, you can also control the time when you touch the dead. It's just that you seldom use this method so you can't control it. This is your own ability, you have to learn to control it." Fuzawa put his hands into the kimono In the sleeve, "From now on, you will act together with Dr. Xie Ye, and I will ask her to take good care of you."

Fukuzawa Yukichi stood up, looked at me and said very seriously: "Stop saying that you can survive even if you commit suicide. Miss Sato, you take your own life too lightly. In the Armed Detective Agency There is no need for you to die easily to save other people's lives."

Hearing President Fukuzawa's words, I felt my heart beat suddenly a little faster.

It's a strange feeling.

It's like when someone pours you a cup of hot milk when you have a stomachache, and your whole body feels warm.

President Fukuzawa is really a good boss.

I was taken back to the office where the members were by President Fukuzawa. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted by flying garlands and colorful confetti.

"Welcome Chinatsu to join the Armed Detective Agency~~" Dr. Yosano, Mr. Kunikida and Mr. Ranpo all looked at me with a smile in the office.

I was pulled into the office by Mr. Ranpo, and Mr. Kunikida had already helped to clean up the desk next to Dr. Yosano.On the desk is the notebook that Mr. Kunikida gave me, the candy from Mr. Ranpo, and a bottle of red wine from Dr. Yosano...

Uh, with Dr. Yosano, I don't seem to be old enough to drink.

It's great to be able to work with them in the future.

Just remembering what President Fukuzawa said in the office makes me a little worried.

Alas, the ability is not something I can control if I want to.

In case it's too late...

Forget it, Dr. Xie Ye can't stay with me all day long.

If it's too late, let's go back in time by secretly committing suicide in a place where Dr. Yosano can't see.

Anyway, they don't know how I use the power.

Anyway, I was very lucky to pass the interview even though I insulted my future boss before the interview started.

From now on, I will officially start working in the Armed Detective Agency.

The author has something to say:

Why Wu | Shi | Dao is also a shield word? jj is so strange, thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Jiugao Heming; 2 bottles of Asano Yingying; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!