I just want a normal life without powers

As an ordinary high school girl, there is definitely something wrong with my daily life.

Who would have thought that yesterday I was lucky enough to pass the interview, and today I am going to skip work.

I looked wistfully at my furry paws.

Yes, paws.

I turned into a cat.

After passing the interview yesterday, Mr. Kunikida took me to familiarize myself with the working process of the Armed Detective Agency.

In the absence of entrustment from the military police or the supernatural secret service department, the work of the detective agency is still very leisurely.

Mr. Kunikida is a very conscientious and responsible senior, he is very organized, and the plan listed in his handbook is accurate to the minute.I remember the first time I saw him was not long after the second year of high school, and he helped me cross the road.At the beginning, I complained to Enako that Mr. Kunikida was very similar to Mr. Takahashi... I don’t know whether it was luck or misfortune. When I was about to escape from the clutches of Mr. Takahashi, I met Mr. Takahashi 2.0plus at my future workplace.

It's really a coincidence, before I joined the Armed Detective Agency, I met several employees of the Detective Agency. This is probably destined.

Now I just hope that my predestined friends can find me quickly. My helpless black cat is about to freeze to death on the streets of Yokohama in winter.

The cause of the matter is this.

Since the detective agency didn't have any commissions yesterday, after helping Mr. Kunikida sort out some old files, the president let me go home.

I took the tram home as usual, and as soon as I got to the door, I saw a cat growing on the fence in my yard.

When I got closer, I realized that the cat was stuck in the gap in the fence of my house.Its body is pitch black, its fur is shiny and shiny, and its eyes are emerald green.

After I approached, it didn't cry out anxiously like other cats were stuck, but stared at me calmly with dark green eyes.It may be because the cat has been stuck for too long and can no longer scream.

I stepped forward and carefully checked the fence next to the black cat. It turned out that the nails fixing the wooden fence were loose.It is estimated that when the black cat wanted to pass through, the nail fell off, and then it was sandwiched between two wooden boards...

I'm sorry, the more I look at it, the more I feel that this cat's expression is a bit unlovable.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

After patting its hairy head, I went into the house and took out the toolbox.

However, when I pried open the fence and carried it out from the gap, I found that this black cat also has a green eye on its back, and it has two tails.

Tsk, I encountered something strange again...

The strange cat jumped out of my arms when I was in a daze, and turned around and barked at me before leaving.

I didn't think too much about seeing it run away, and I went straight home after fixing the fence.

After all, I have seen many things even more grotesque than this strange cat before. This cat is quite beautiful, except for being suddenly startled by the eyes on its back.

I'm still naive.

On Sunday morning, I turned into a cat on my way to the station.

When I saw the little black cat doing exactly the same movements as me reflected in the window of the shop on the side of the road, I was completely dumbfounded.

Fortunately, there are relatively few residents on the seaside, and there are basically no people on Sunday morning, otherwise I will perform a big transformation in full view.

This is probably the revenge of that strange cat.

This incident teaches us not to laugh at someone when we see someone die, even if it's just a cat.

The clothes I was wearing disappeared after I turned into a cat. It should be the fur of a cat.

Ok, now there is only one question, what has become of the phone I carry in my pocket?One of these black hairs?

How can I find the hair that represents my mobile phone among my black hair... After I find it, can I still use this hair to call others?

Alas... so desperate.

Without a mobile phone, I couldn't contact the people of the Armed Detective Agency, so I could only choose to go home or wait for them to find me.

However, with such a low vision of the cat, I can't tell which direction is the direction to go home.

The buildings or signs I was familiar with before are countless times larger than before, and I feel that the scenery in the front, back, left and right is the same.

It's over, how long is the curse of becoming a cat? I won't be able to live as a cat for the rest of my life.

Now I can only hope that the people from the Armed Detective Agency find out that I am not at work and come out to find me.

Lord Ranpo, please use your invincible super reasoning to find a way, you haven't received the snacks I offered this month.

It’s December now, and the temperature in Yokohama is still very cold in the winter morning, not to mention that I’m at the beach now.

The cat I turned into was about four or five months old, and this fur couldn't stop the cold wind blowing from the sea.

I think I need to be self-reliant. If I wait for someone from the Armed Detective Agency to find me, my kitten will probably be frozen hard.

I chose a direction based on my feeling, hoping to get the right way home.

I still underestimated the extent of my bad luck, and I silently looked at the big yellow dog in front of me.

This big yellow dog looks like an authentic Yokohama stray dog ​​that has lived in Yokohama for many years.

It is easy to draw a conclusion from its high belly, drooling, and green eyes when it looks at me—it has not eaten for several days, and my weak little kitten looks Exactly its dish.

What just turned into a cat with uncoordinated limbs and stiff joints in the cold weather is not a problem in front of a drooling dog mouth.

I took out the strength of breastfeeding and ran wildly.

I've decided to add dogs to my list of most hated things from now on!

I hate dogs the most! !

If I can survive the dog's mouth today, I will definitely obediently go to the shrine with Enako this New Year's Eve.

No, it's better to be with Yao, Huinaguo should have a psychological shadow on the shrine by now.

Help, I don't even want to try to be killed by a dog or something!That sounds like a pain!

I don't know if my ability can still work when I become a cat.

Cats can't run as fast as dogs, and I've only been a cat for two hours, and it's good enough to run without tripping over my hind legs.

I can feel the hot air exhaling from the bloody mouth behind me.

God is going to kill me.

Just when I fell into despair, a hero descended from the sky and stood between me and the big dog.

From my perspective, I can clearly see its vigorous figure when it jumped down from the wall, its fur blown by the wind, its handsome three-pattern pattern and its cute balls.

The dog whimpered a few times when it saw the three-coloured cat standing in front of me, and then ran away.

It seems that this three-colored cat is the boss of the film.

'Thank you big brother for saving me, big brother please cover me!I will mess with you from now on! 'I yelled excitedly.

The sound I make now is a rather weak 'meow' sound, and I don't know if that three-colored cat can understand me.

The three-flowered cat seemed to sigh helplessly after hearing my cry.

It may also be that my eyes are dazzled, how can a cat make such a human expression.

It didn't respond to me, it just came up behind me and bit my neck.

I was caught by the neck of fate by the boss.

This big three-colored cat flew over the eaves and walls with me in his mouth. His posture of jumping and climbing the wall is quite handsome and skilled.As expected of a boss that even dogs are afraid of, he has a high level of professional skills.

It’s just that I was a little nauseous when I was dangling around with it in its mouth. I had a feeling of being in the first row of a roller coaster without wearing a seat belt and dangling in the wind.

When the three-flowered cat stopped and put me down, my legs were too weak to stand up, and it felt like the world was spinning.

When I recovered, the big three-flowered cat had already left, and I was the only cat lying on the spot.

At this moment, a shadow enveloped me, and I looked up, tears filled my eyes instantly.

This dark green kimono, familiar silver hair, sharp eyes.

President!It's President Fukuzawa!

Sanhuamao boss is really reliable.

I jumped on President Fukuzawa's leg with my hind legs, and without any psychological burden, I popped out my claws and caught President Fukuzawa's kimono hem.

Today, President Fukuzawa, if you don't take my little cat home, I won't let go.

It's too difficult for me, the dangerous land of Yokohama can't tolerate such a weak kitten like me.

When President Fukuzawa saw me hugging his thigh, his expression became even colder.

I shivered and withdrew my paws, recalled how cats usually act like a spoiled child, and then lay obediently in front of him, showing my belly: "Meow~"

President Fukuzawa's expression was very serious. He didn't react at all when he saw such a cute little cat like me acting like a baby.

It's also hard for me to act cute under the low pressure of the president!

President Fukuzawa, I am Sato Chinatsu, the new employee you interviewed yesterday... Please let us have a good understanding. Whether I can become a human is entirely up to you.

I saw President Fukuzawa reaching out to his arms, and for a moment I thought he was about to draw his sword.

……

President Fukuzawa took out the dried fish.

President Fukuzawa knelt down and touched my head and fed me dried fish.

The small dried fish is really delicious.

Unexpectedly, President Fukuzawa, who looks tough and ruthless, is actually a cat lover.

Damn, he's so cute.

I got my wish and was taken back to the Armed Detective Agency by the president.

"President, you are back." Mr. Kunikida immediately noticed President Fukuzawa who walked in. He and Dr. Yosano were standing at the door as if they were about to go out.

"Miss Sato hasn't replied to my email yet, and I can't get through to her even if I call her. It's very likely that something happened to her. Doctor Xie Ye and I are going out to find her."

Hearing Mr. Kunikida mentioning me, I hurried out of President Fukuzawa's arms.

"Ah, what a cute little black cat." Dr. Xie Ye was a little surprised when he saw me suddenly appearing, "Did you pick this up, the president? It's the first time I saw a cat and I'm not afraid of the president."

"Let me see, let me see." Edogawa Ranpo approached with great interest after hearing what Dr. Yosano said.

I jumped out of the president's arms and onto Dr. Yosano's body.

"Meow meow~" Give me paper and ink, I want to write.I patted Dr. Yosano's face with my paw.

"It's so cute~ Are you acting like a baby?" Dr. Xie Ye hugged me and rubbed against me.

Edogawa Ranpo seemed to have noticed something, he took me from Dr. Yosano, and looked me up and down carefully.

"Kunikida-san, Dr. Yosano, you don't need to go out to find Chinatsu." He lifted me up like the elder lion in The Lion King lifted up the cub, "Sato Chinatsu is here!"

"Ah?" Kunikida Doppo and Yosano Akiko looked at the little black cat in Ranpo's hand in surprise.

Hearing what Mr. Ranpo said, I nodded cooperatively.

As expected of Mr. Ranpo, you can recognize me at a glance.

President Fukuzawa, for some reason, seemed a little disappointed... maybe I was wrong.

"Thousands of summers must have been affected by some supernatural ability to become what they are now." Edogawa Ranpo handed the cat in his hand to Mr. Kunikida, "It happens that Kunikida-san is going out, so please take Qianxias there Let's go to the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Dazai should be there now."

Kunikida-san hurriedly took me over.Maybe because he knew that the cat was made by me, he seemed very flustered, and changed several positions in succession, but felt that it was inappropriate, and finally he simply picked me up with both hands and let me squat in his palm.

"I'm sorry, Miss Sato."

...Mr. Kunikida, if you walk down the street with the cat in your hands like this, you will be surrounded by people.

In the end, Dr. Yosano found a satchel for Mr. Kunikida and asked him to put me in it and take me out.

Without knowing how long the curse will last, the only solution right now is to go to Osamu Dazai.

I don't know how long it will be laughed at by him for catching it.

Kunikida-san took me to the library where the Supernatural Secret Service is located.

Seeing this place where I used to work, I feel a bit mixed, especially now that I have Mr. Kunikida by my side.

This kind of awkward feeling is like bringing the incumbent to ask the ex for help... And I am that scumbag who started in chaos and abandoned him, and I am the kind with a particularly thick skin.

Fortunately, the president has already greeted Mr. Ango in advance, so there is no need to face him awkwardly.

As soon as we arrived at the library, Dazai was already waiting for us at the door.

"Hi Mr. Dazai, I am Kunikida Doppo, a member of the Armed Detective Agency. We met last time when you and Ango-san came to the Armed Detective Agency for commission." Mr. Kunikida greeted Dazai. "Mr. Ango told you about Ms. Sato's situation."

"Yeah, I know." Dazai glanced at the satchel that Kunikida Doppo was carrying, then he turned around and brought Mr. Kunikida to a small lounge in the library.

When I felt Mr. Kunikida put the satchel on the table, I couldn't wait to get out of the satchel.

As soon as I got out, I saw Dazai lying on the table and looking at me with a smile: "Ms. Sato is still cuter in her current form. Do you want to think about changing back. I will support you, and the canned cats are enough~"

I don't want to be a cat forever.

I squatted on the table to gather strength, ready to directly pounce on Dazai's face.Anyway, his disqualification in the world can be activated as long as there is physical contact.

My sneak attack was unsuccessful, and Dazai easily dodged it.

I groaned and rolled around on the ground.

"Don't be so anxious, Miss Sato." Dazai took off his sand-colored windbreaker and captured me easily.He wrapped my whole cat tightly with a windbreaker, "The length of this windbreaker should be able to cover the 'little' Miss Sato."

"Meow meow meow!" I tried my best to pull off Dazai's windbreaker.

I don't want to wear your clothes, it's not like I didn't wear clothes when I became a cat!And the adjective 'little' is completely redundant!

Osamu Dazai restrained me who was struggling under the windbreaker with one hand, and held my outstretched paw with the other hand.

[Disqualification in the World] was activated, a flash of light flashed, and I returned to human form.

Dazai's windbreaker wrapped me like a silkworm chrysalis, and I was pressed to the ground by Dazai's hand, like a tortoise that cannot turn itself over.

"Hey, it's time to let go." I pushed Osamu Dazai who was squatting in front of me with my exposed hand. "Take your windbreaker away, I have clothes inside."

"Sigh... Ms. Sato, who is still a cat, is cuter." Dazai let go of the windbreaker with a regretful expression on his face.

I stood up and folded the crumpled windbreaker, and said to him without looking up, "If you like cats, you can raise one yourself."

"Forget it, Oda Tsukuru has worked hard enough to support the six of us, so I won't cause him any more trouble." Osamu Dazai shrugged and I looked at the righteous Dazai speechlessly: "It turns out that you still have self-knowledge. Just help Mr. Odasaku with the housework." I stuffed Dazai's windbreaker into the satchel, "I'm bothering you again this time, and I'll treat you to dinner when I'm free. I took the windbreaker away, and I'll return it after washing it. you."

"Okay, Ms. Sato, remember to buy more crab meat."

"Got it, I'm leaving." I waved at Dazai and dragged Mr. Kunikida out.

Alas... I owe Dazai another favor.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Kunikida, because I delayed a lot of things you have planned. I will work overtime today to help you finish."

"The plan in the handbook is indeed very important, but your safety is also important, Ms. Sato. Don't feel sorry, it's what I should do to help my companions out of trouble." Kunikida adjusted his glasses and said seriously, so the detective agency Everyone here is so gentle, it's great to work with them in the future.

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