My daughter-in-law is a snake

Han Zheng didn't come alone, he brought two men with him, who looked very elite.

Xiu's yard was full of people and mat dustpans full of dried mushrooms and dried vegetables. Their car could only be parked at the door, and when they got out of the car, they could smell the strong aroma of soy sauce, and the saliva in their mouths instantly secreted.

"Damn it smells so good, I'm hungry!" A white man wearing glasses got out of the car, sniffed vigorously and said, "Is this the place where the sauce you gave me came from?"

Han Zheng nodded, walked to the gate of the courtyard and asked, "Excuse me, is Han Zhen there?" He called Han Zhen for a long time but no one answered, probably because he was busy.

Yue Xiaohui looked up, stood up with an ouch, and said loudly, "Come in, come in, Han Zhen, Han Zhen, your brother is here."

"Wait a minute!" Han Zhen yelled back from the kitchen.

The mushroom sauce needs to be constantly stir-fried, so Han Zhen can't leave for a moment, holding the big shovel in his hand and constantly stirring in the sauce pot.

The three of Han Zheng belonged to the kind of tall and good-looking ones. They walked all the way from the place where the big girls and young wives gave up in the yard, and their movements were chic and suave, just like walking on a catwalk.One of them even kept nodding and smiling at the woman who was looking at him, making the wives and girls blush.

"Come inside and sit down, it's too hot in the yard... That Han Zhen is busy in the kitchen, I'll call for you." Sister-in-law Yue invited the guests inside.

A black figure suddenly jumped down from the eaves, landed on the head of one of them with light force, and then gracefully landed on the ground, meowing at the stranger!

The man yelled in fright, covered his head and almost fell, causing the whole yard to burst into laughter.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's a cat!" Yue Xiaohui said with a smile: "It never likes to play tricks on people it doesn't know, dog leftover, go, play with it, don't make trouble."

Han Zheng didn't care about comforting his companions, he just looked at the cat and said in surprise: "This is Han Zhen's cat? My God, it's only been a few months, why is it so big?"

The huge puppy-like Gousheng squatted in the yard, shaking his golden and fluffy hair, while licking his paws, he looked at them sharply.

"Yeah, I don't know why I grew up so big. Now I'm so old, I can chase rabbits in the fields, and I brought one back yesterday." Yue Xiaohui looked at the dog leftover like a little leopard, and felt confused. I like it very much, because most of the rabbit fell into her stomach yesterday.Now the whole family eats delicious food first, for fear that the little ancestor in his stomach will be hungry.

"That's really good." Han Zheng sighed, and then thought of his friend, "Xu Tao, are you okay?"

"It's nothing..." Xu Tao adjusted his hair that was trampled by cats, and then winked at the little girls closest to him.

Several people entered the house and were directly invited to the kang.

Han Zheng took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the edge of the Kang. The other two had never seen such a thing before. If Yue Xiaohui was not there, they could roll on the Kang.

Yue Xiaohui came in with a few cups of tea and put them on the table with a smile, "Sit down, I'll go to the kitchen to see if Han Zhen is done." After speaking, she turned and walked out in a hurry.

As soon as she left, Zhou Liangliang, an elite man with glasses, couldn't help but patted the kang mat and said, "It's said that one room is half a kang, and that's true."

"Tsk, don't say it... I really want to make such a thing at home. It is a bed as soon as you enter the door, and you can roll as you want. Hey, ma'am, I remember your family bought a new villa. What's the matter? Get one? Finally Xu Tao couldn't bear it any longer, he lay down on the kang and rolled a few times, then sighed, "It's comfortable!"

"Don't call me your mother!" Zhou Liangliang kicked Xu Tao in disbelief, then looked at Han Zheng who was with the old god in disbelief and said, "I said, your brother is in the kitchen? Isn't this a joke? Your brother, Han Zhen? Can he tell the difference between onions and garlic?"

Han Zheng smiled and said, "Don't tell me, that kid has changed since he came here. If I hadn't watched him for ten years, I probably wouldn't have dared to recognize him."

Zhou Liangliang pushed his glasses, narrowed his eyes and clicked his tongue: "Is it really so evil? I heard that there are usually spirits in such deep valleys, don't they be possessed?"

"If you become possessed, you will get better. I hope they possess both of you." Han Zheng complained.

Zhou Liangliang pondered for a while, then got off the kang and put on his shoes and said, "No, I'll go and have a look. I've never seen your brother's stalwart figure at work, so I have to pay homage to him."

Just after putting on the shoes, the door rang outside and footsteps were heard. Han Zhen lifted the curtain and walked in with the fragrance of sauce. Seeing Han Zheng sitting cross-legged on the kang like a Buddha, he reluctantly called out to his brother.

"Just call your brother?" Zhou Liangliang pinched Han Zhen's cheeks and rubbed them vigorously, and said with a smile: "Okay, Han Xiaozhen, have you gained weight here? What kind of eyes are you looking at? I don't know your brother Zhou? "

Han Zhen struggled to break free from Zhou Liangliang's hands, covered his reddened face, and thought about the information about these two strange men in his mind.But I don't know why, the original memory of this body is getting weaker and weaker, almost disappearing.

Seeing Han Zhen's blank and disgusted eyes, Xu Tao mocked, "Ma'am, I don't want to know you at all." He waved to Han Zhen with a smile and said, "Come on, Han Xiaozhen, come to brother Tao."

Han Zhen twitched his mouth and looked at his own brother, "Why don't you talk first, I'm still busy over there."

"Busy!" Zhou Liangliang said impatiently, "Tell my brother, why did you remember this kind of place, huh? Your brother said you eloped with a strong man?"

Han Zhen looked at Han Zheng blankly.

Han Zheng quickly smoothed things over and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Elopement? Are you here to investigate or to tease my brother?"

Han Zhen was a little mad and said, "Didn't you say that you want to come to investigate how to build a factory?"

"Yeah, don't I wait for someone to come and investigate?" Han Zheng nodded solemnly, "Let your man take us to see the place later, wander around, and then we will finalize how to do it, and the rest will be left to you. Both of them."

"The two of them?" Han Zhen looked at the other two suspiciously, they didn't look like working people.

"Let me introduce to you solemnly, your brother Xu Tao is a major in chemistry, focusing on food testing; your brother Niang is a student of economics and is my classmate." Han Zheng said.

"Brother Liangliang, not Brother Niangniang, did you not heal your big tongue?" Zhou Liangliang rolled his eyes, rectifying his name.

Han Zhen is still skeptical, mainly because he doesn't understand what food testing is. What the hell is this?

"In short, the two of them are so idle now that they insist on intervening. The fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields. You just need to protect your formula." Han Zheng laughed.

Xu Tao rushed forward to beat him up, "Fuck, does it seem like I'm going to steal that recipe? Han Zheng, you're so badass!"

Han Zheng laughed and kicked the man aside, explaining: "Actually, they are here to play. By the way, help me to investigate and see if there are other projects that can be invested. I don't feel at ease with others. You can rest assured, after all, they won't pay attention to a sauce factory."

Han Zhen nodded dubiously.

"Where's your man?" Xu Tao asked while lying on the kang table.

Han Zhen was pleased by the word "your man", smiled slightly and said, "I went to work in the field, sister-in-law Yue found someone to call, and I will be back in a while."

"How did you two meet? Didn't you run away?" Xu Tao was very curious. He only heard that Han Zhen had a big fight with his family because of his sexual orientation and then ran away from home, but he didn't hear that he actually found a man. .And it was also rumored in the past that this kid was number one, and that he always played with little boys on top.The problem is that looking at it now, this guy with a face full of girly brilliance doesn't look like a guy, he is obviously a little Linger, and he is also a good wife and mother.

Han Zhen pursed his lips and smiled, but didn't speak.

A few people chatted for a while, and Han Zhen took them to see his Taobao store, the wild vegetables and mushrooms drying in the yard, and the kitchen, before he came back to repair Uncle and the others.

There are distinguished guests at home, Uncle Xiu hurriedly cooks as soon as he enters the door, invites a few aunts to help, kills chickens and buys pork, seeing the excitement, I almost want to hang two strings of firecrackers at the door .

It was a new thing that Han Zhen's family came to visit. Many people went out of the door to look around, and the children gathered around the door to peep their heads.

"Call your mother to come back and see what fish and vegetables you can bring." Uncle Xiu said to the boss.

"You go to accompany the guest." He pushed the second child again and pushed him into the room.

As soon as Xiu Tianyu entered the room, he heard two whistles.He looked at the two strange men sitting on the kang blankly, and the ambiguous expressions on their faces.

He obviously didn't like to deal with this kind of shrewd person who could turn into a fox when he got his fur. He went to the room to say hello. After adding water, he didn't know what to say, but kept looking at Han Zhen. .

Sitting next to him, Han Zhen didn't know what to say, so he lowered his head and played with Xiu Tianyu's fingers, digging the mud under his nails with a toothpick.

Xiu Tianyu's palms are big and rough. Due to his daily work, there will always be soil under his nails that cannot be washed cleanly. Even washing with well water in the space is not very effective.But the country people are like this, they think the soil is not dirty, much cleaner than the dust in the city, so they don't care.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm about to go blind, are you two abusing dogs?" Xu Tao half-covered his eyes, looking ashamed.

Han Zhen glanced at him, then at Rhubarb and the others who were poking around the door, but didn't understand what it meant.

Rhubarb's daughter-in-law is about to give birth, and she is lying at the door with a bulging belly to watch the fun. Since they all drank the well water, they seem to have become smarter.Especially Gousheng, who has become a tyrant in the village, chasing rabbits and foxes, so fierce.

"Let's talk about what you two mean first. Do you have any ideas?" Han Zheng broke the deadlock first by knocking on the fried melon seeds and peanuts brought by his sister-in-law Yue.

The main reason is that he can't take it anymore. The three bachelors who are so abusive to each other who are showing their love to each other like no one else can't wait to vomit blood.This sour smell called love can really suffocate people to death, making him always have the urge to overturn the table...