My daughter-in-law is a snake

Xiu Tianyu saw that Han Zhen still kept his head down and did not speak, so he could only speak by himself.

"I discussed it with my family. If the quality is to be guaranteed, this factory cannot be enlarged."

"What do you mean by not being able to grow big?" Zhou Liangliang blinked. Someone has invested and everyone wants to grow bigger, but there are still people who don't want to grow bigger?

"How many things are produced on the mountain every year, and how many things are produced by humans every day, I know better than you. If you just want to make mushroom sauce, kimchi and pickles, then I don't care, but if you are selling Northeast specialties, or we The name of the special products here is not enough." Xiu Tianyu took out a notebook from the kang cabinet and showed them one by one.

"This is what our family has researched in the past few days. There are no preservatives in my home, but pickles and pickles are not afraid to put them. The main thing is mushroom sauce. Without preservatives, it won't last long, but with preservatives... …Han really thinks this is not good. Anyway, if we insist on doing it, we will do the best. If it doesn’t work, we might as well not do it. Anyway, it’s only available to my restaurant and Taobao now.”

Han Zheng took the soft leather notebook, looked at it with Xu Tao and Zhou Liangliang for a while and asked, "If it's purely manual, how much can you make every day?"

"Mushroom sauce takes two hours a day from preparing ingredients to frying. According to the current supply, one pot is [-] catties, and one person can fry up to five pots a day, which is [-] catties. The ingredients required for every [-] catties are written on the ratio. , according to the annual output on the mountain, a thousand catties of sauce is produced a day, and it will be used up in five months. And the mushrooms will only be available when the weather is hot every year, and it will take a while from picking to drying .” Xiu Tianyu explained.

"Are you counting the amount collected from the surrounding villages?" Xu Tao asked.

Xiu Tianyu nodded and said: "Yes, and there are many pine and hazelnut trees on our side of the mountain, and the mushrooms produced are also fragrant. I can't guarantee it in other places. And we only need naturally dried mushrooms. I know that there are many places where the mushrooms are machine-made." Processed or sulfur smoked, we don’t want that.”

"I think it's very good. It's a pure natural signboard with a limited supply. One thousand catties of sauce a day, from June to November. Other pickles and pickles don't matter. Those kinds of things save labor and take up more space." Xu Tao said .

"I'm not afraid of occupying space, our village has plenty of space." Xiu Tianyu said.

Han Zheng nodded and said, "So the factory doesn't need to be very big, maybe a few dozen people are enough...By the way, your formula is kept secret? Then who will make the ingredients every day?"

Han Zhen pointed to himself and said, "I'll go."

"You go?" Zhou Liangliang smiled and said, "Han Xiaozhen, can you tell the difference between salt and sugar?"

Han Zhen glared at him, "Better than you!"

"Tsk tsk, what a petty temper." Zhou Liangliang couldn't help but reached out to pinch his face again, but was stopped halfway.

"Han Zhen is responsible for the ingredients. He is responsible for all the condiments." Xiu Tianyu glanced at Zhou Liangliang warningly.

Zhou Liangliang curled his lips and retracted his claws unwillingly.

The atmosphere became awkward again, Han Zhen raised his eyebrows, clasped fingers with Xiu Tianyu flauntingly, and then looked provocatively at the three single dogs in front of him.

"I thought I was here to relax, but I didn't expect to be abused. I haven't posted it for a few days." Xu Tao leaned on his chin, stared at the two hands clasped, and asked suddenly: "Is there any handsome guy to introduce to you?" I?"

Han Zheng: ...

Zhou Liangliang: ...

Xiu Tianyu looked at him alertly, "No."

"You are enough!" Han Zheng asked with a headache, "Since when did you have this stinking problem?"

Xu Tao smiled and said, "Men and women take it all, I am so handsome, if I am only pursued by people of one gender, wouldn't it be a waste of resources?"

Zhou Liangliang looked at him like he was looking at a monster, then moved himself away silently.

Xu Tao clicked his tongue and said, "Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests, so don't worry, Madam."

"Bitch is hypocritical." Zhou Liangliang sneered.

"Second child!" Xiu Tianying shouted from outside.

If Xiu Tianyu didn't like dealing with cunning humans, then Xiu Tianying was the kind of boring guy who didn't want to deal with people outside his village, he didn't even want to enter the house.

"Here we come!" Xiu Tianyu pressed Han Zhen's leg, gave Xu Tao and Zhou Liangliang a warning look, and then got up and went out.

"Hey!" Xu Tao blinked at Han Zhen carelessly, and asked, "Is your one older?"

Han Zhen looked at him messily and wanted to go out.

Who the hell is this?

"Xu Tao, don't teach my brother bad!" Han Zheng shouted.

"Hey, don't tell me, if we hadn't known Han Zhen for so many years, I couldn't have imagined that the kid who played with cats and dogs would be so innocent and quiet. I said Han Xiaozhen, are you really Han Xiaozhen?" Xu Tao smiled very foxy like.

Han Zhen's heart beat wildly again, he looked at Xu Tao with a wooden face and said, "Otherwise?"

Xu Tao stroked the melon seeds on the plate with his fingers, and said casually: "The Han Xiaozhen I know is that kind of little white-eyed wolf who knows what to do when he doesn't understand the shit."

Han Zhen shrugged, "Then you can get to know me again." He felt like his heart was about to jump out.

Xu Tao stretched out his paw and said, "Hi, my name is Xu Tao, you can call me Brother Tao."

Han Zhen looked at his hands and ignored them.

Gousheng strolled in, jumped onto the bed nimbly, lay in Han Zhen's arms and let him tickle him, purring comfortably.

The half-sized cat caught the eyes of the three people. Han Zheng stretched out his hand and scratched the dog's stump and asked, "What kind of cat is this? Why did it grow so big? I remember the first time When it came, it was only the size of a palm."

Han Zhen didn't know why Gou Sheng grew so big, it was supposed to be just a half-sized cat.

"Can I hug you?" Xu Tao was eager to try.

Han Zhen pinched Gou Sheng's paw and said, "It's very heavy, try it."

Xu Tao walked around the kang table, supported the dog's body with both hands, and hugged the cat with a loud cry, "Damn it, it's so heavy, it weighs twenty catties! He really won't become a little leopard when he grows up!" ? If it didn't have a cat face, I really thought it was a leopard!"

The dog was very uncomfortable being hugged, Xu Tao's face was blurred when he raised his paw, and he meowed very unhappy.

"He's quite tempered!" Xu Tao sat down and hugged the dog leftover and scratched its chin, "Hey, Han Xiaozhen, can you lend me your dog leftover for a few days?"

Han Zhen opened his mouth and said speechlessly, "... Gou Sheng is still a child."

Xu Tao looked at him with black lines all over his head, "What's on your mind? I mean I want to use it to breed a seed."

Zhou Liangliang slapped the table and laughed wildly: "It's already said that it's a child, and you still need to breed, it's like an animal!"

Han Zheng nodded and emphasized, "Animals!"

"Damn it!" Xu Tao said frantically, "What are you thinking!! I mean my cat! My cat!!"

"Have you had a fight?" Xiu Tianyu chatted through the curtain and looked inside.

"You don't want something good?" Xu Tao said angrily.

Xiu Tianyu ignored him, sat next to Han Zhen and said, "Do you have any taboos?"

"Be hungry if you have taboos!" Han Zheng said, "I want to eat stewed fish decal rolls."

"There is no stewed fish, stewed chicken with mushrooms, braised fish, winter melon ball soup, and a few stir-fried dishes. Can you have paper rolls and pancakes?" Xiu Tianyu reported the name of the dish.

"Eat! Eat crispy ones!" Xu Tao was not polite.

Xiu Tianyu nodded, looked at Han Zhen and said, "I'll go bottle the sauce when it's cold, and my sister-in-law will check the amount."

Han Zhen asked, "Where's Uncle?"

"The kitchen is busy, I'm sorry to come in." Xiu Tianyu smiled.

Han Zheng got up to get off the kang, and said in his mouth: "Why are you embarrassed? Oh, it's not the first time we meet, so I'm sorry to keep uncle busy."

"Then you're going to kill the chicken?" Xiu Tianyu said.

Han Zheng looked at him silently.

"You guys rest, it's not easy to drive for half a day." Xiu Tianyu tugged at Han Zhen and said, "I finished picking mushrooms, go and have a look."

Han Zhen was eager to get out quickly, so he hurriedly put on his shoes and went out.

Zhou Liangliang leaned on the window sill and looked out, saw Han Zhen checking the figure of the mushroom in the yard, and said in his mouth, "It's really different, it's like a different person, is it really possessed?"

"The possessed person must be a kind monster. I can still see Han Xiaozhen's embarrassed look in my lifetime. I feel like I'm dreaming." Xu Tao poked Han Zheng who continued to study the soft-cover book: "What do you think?"

"As long as it's not worse than before, I'll accept anything...Anyway, it's not me who is being pissed off by him." Han Zheng raised his eyebrows indifferently.

"Fuck, you are so bad!" Xu Tao smiled and rubbed the leftover dog in his arms, and said strangely: "Look at the cat raised by others, I think this cat is about to become a sperm...... Hey, it's a male Cat, tell me next time I will bring my two female cats, can it take a fancy to it?"

Zhou Liangliang turned to look at him and said, "It's only been a long time, why do you sound like a scumbag when you talk?"

Xu Tao laughed and said: "I listened to them as if I were watching a sketch. It was so funny, and I couldn't help being led astray. Look at Han Xiaozhen's words, haven't they changed his taste? He used to be like a southern barbarian As for the smell, it’s a big mess now, hahaha.”

Han Zhen in the yard was holding a small notebook and didn't know what he was recording. From time to time, he said a few words to the older girl and younger daughter-in-law beside him, looking very serious with a serious look.

"It's really a different person..." Zhou Liangliang retracted his body, his expression full of doubts, "Could it be that there are monsters in this deep valley?"

Han Zheng warned him: "Don't talk nonsense when you go back. No matter it's true or not, I just think my younger brother has learned it well, washed his hands in the golden basin, and will never do evil again. I am satisfied. I decided to go back to Lama Temple to offer incense and fulfill my vows."

"What can I say? What if the monster runs away, damn it... I can't imagine the Han Xiaozhen in the past, so he has to go back and torment you." Zhou Liangliang's face was horrible.

"Just know it!" Han Zheng threw the notebook into his arms and asked, "What do you plan to do?"