Have a gin and tonic at three o'clock in the afternoon

The chairs are still full, and the aunts sitting in rows on the pony under the pergola are still cleaning the crayfish quickly and skillfully. Several young men come and go, serving shrimp and pouring water, which is very lively.

"Xiaoxuan, come quickly, pour water!"

Tian Tengfei's eyes were attracted by the loud and rough voice.A young man ran over dragging a bucket half a person's height, picked up the dirty water in front of my aunt, and poured it into the bucket.

This person cleaned up and said to the other party: "Sister Yang, you are busy."

The four words, the voice is not loud, just got into Tian Tengfei's ears, and he was stunned when he heard them.He stood up against the wall, rubbed his eyes, and looked towards the source of the sound.

The little man turned around, with his back bent, and his legs and feet were fast, holding a large bucket of dirty water for washing lobsters, rushing down the side alley beside La Laxiang's mother-in-law.

Those eyes, that face, that voice have lived in Tian Tengfei's dream for several years.He didn't expect to see that person again, but the person in front of him was the same as in memory, who else could there be except Lin Yuxuan.Like the South Pole attracted by the North Pole, Tian Tengfei opened his legs and followed each other, his pace getting faster and faster.He ran to the narrow alley on the side of the restaurant, and the outline of the little man was finally fully presented in his eyes.

The dirty water poured down along the man's line of sight, forming a stream.Tian Tengfei felt that today was really a crazy day. He was probably buried in the hallucinations of his boots, so that the wastewater reflected the appearance of a rainbow.

Tian Tengfei watched this profile for a whole year.In the time after that, everything was condensed into miss.

Tian Tengfei is sure that he will never admit the wrong person.He absentmindedly called out "Lin Yuxuan, are you Lin Yuxuan"!

Unexpectedly, without saying a word, the other party turned around with lightning speed and raised his arms... The sewage rushed out of the bucket like [-] times the speed, and rushed to embrace him.

Tian Tengfei was drenched from head to toe without leaving a single spot.

The refrigeration system of the recording program was broken, the drummer was pregnant before the tour, and the father of the drummer's baby was a bass player. Several things collided. Tian Tengfei thought he had hit the bottom, but now it seems that he is not.

Far from enough.

Tian Tengfei always thought that when he reunited with a close friend whom he hadn't seen for many years, at least there must be a warm hug or holding hands and looking at tears.How could he have imagined that the other party's way of greeting was to pour the sewage from washing lobsters all over his body.

The anger that had been accumulated until now finally erupted in an instant: "Little Douding! You are fucking sick! Why did you pour water all over me!"

The bucket fell to the ground with a bang, revealing a startled face.He swept Tian Tengfei twice from head to toe, took a step closer, raised his head, and stared straight at Tian Tengfei: "Are you... short, short wax gourd?"

Dwarf winter melon.

Tian Tengfei, whose height has already exceeded 180 centimeters, has not heard this title for five or six years.He was sure that there was only one person in the world who would call him that, and that was his deskmate in the first year of high school——

Lin Yuxuan.

He suddenly remembered that a senior in the music scene he liked had a song: "Young Love/White Shirt/Blue Pants/Sweet and Bitter/Like an unripe persimmon on a branch".He wanted to protest, he wanted to send a letter of complaint to that senior, and hoped that senior would consider that there are also people, such as himself, whose childhood love was smeared like a crayfish by another party.

Although Tian Tengfei is so big now, he was worried about his height for a long time back then.

The Tian family was born tall, and even Tian Tengfei's mother is a tall beauty over 1.7 meters.But when Tian Tengfei officially became a high school student, his height was only about 1.6 meters.

On the first day of high school, the school posted on the bulletin board at the gate the division of the twenty classes of the whole grade.The division results were surrounded by three layers of human walls, and the upper and lower layers were airtight.Tian Tengfei stood on the outer circle, clutching the schoolbag strap in his hand, jumped a few times, but couldn't see anything except the back of his head.

It was almost time for the report, and there were not many people who saw the results of the class placement, and Tian Tengfei didn't know what class he was in in the first year of high school.

He was so anxious that he pulled his hair straight, but he couldn't think of a good way.

"This classmate, please make way."

Tian Tengfei instinctively took a step sideways, and a small man about his height walked towards the crowd behind him.He heard the other party say "please give way, classmate", but there was no more response.

Tian Tengfei wanted to persuade the man to give up.If some classmates were willing to give in a step, I would not be here to poke foolishly.

Unexpectedly, the man patted the shoulder of the tall man in front, and while the tall man turned his head, he squatted down and slipped into the crowd along the gap between his legs, disappearing in an instant.

A few seconds later, the little man returned to Tian Tengfei's field of vision, swung his arms and legs, and walked like a breeze.

"Student, wait..."

The man turned his head when he heard the sound. To describe it today, his expression is simply the standard indifferent face in the emoji.

That was the first time Tian Tengfei and Lin Yuxuan met each other.

After many years, Lin Yuxuan is still the same as before.With the indifferent face in the emoji, he walked to the depths of the alley with arrogance and arrogance, and turned back with a water pipe in his hand.

"Take it off." Lin Yuxuan said it crisply.

Tian Tengfei stared at the other party in disbelief, the dirty water from washing the lobster stung his eyes with tears.He thought he had heard wrong, and put his hands in a circle behind his ears.

Lin Yuxuan shook his head, holding up the hose, he was about to shoot at Tian Tengfei: "You smell like lobsters, which will damage your star image, I'll give you a shot."

"Don't cum on your pants, I haven't changed them..."

Before the words fell, Lin Yuxuan swung the water pipe, and the water jet shot precisely between Tian Tengfei's crotch.

"you!"

"Are you stupid? Do you think I didn't think of that? We always wear the same size, and I have a change of clothes."

"I don't think you are smart." Even with red eyes and tears, Tian Tengfei still maintained a smile with eight teeth.In the twilight of the west slant, it is a little dazzling.

Lin Yuxuan also looked at him, with long hands and long feet, almost all legs below his neck.Lin Yuxuan would sigh at the injustice of fate for someone who was obviously one centimeter shorter than him back then, but now he is so tall.He pursed his lips, choked Tian Tengfei and said "I didn't say it", and then motioned Tian Tengfei to hold the pipe, while he ran away.

The water gurgles out, the sound of splashing overwhelms the noise of singing and dancing in the distance, and the dust in the air is suppressed by the irritability.After a while, the water flow gradually subsided, and Lin Yuxuan returned to Tian Tengfei's side. Seeing that Tian Tengfei was still squatting obediently, he subconsciously raised his hands to mess up his wet hair.

"You're so good." Lin Yuxuan bent over to take the pipe, and imitated Tian Tengfei with a smile all over his face.

"Are you teasing a dog?"

"Who said that, why are you teasing dogs? I'm teasing golden retrievers."

Before Tian Tengfei could react, and before he swung his weak fist at Lin Yuxuan, the other party raised the water pipe to attack him again.After being exposed to the sun for a whole day, the water in the pipe poured on Tian Tengfei's body, which was very hot.

Just like Lin Yuxuan's hand inserted into his hair.

Lin Yuxuan washed his hair professionally, rubbing the back of Tian Tengfei's head numb.He straightened his neck, hummed two words from his nostrils, and simply sat down on the ground.

Seeing this, Lin Yuxuan said a few words to Tian Tengfei, telling him not to sit on the ground and completely wet his pants, it looked like the front leaked and the back didn't cover it.

After Tian Tengfei heard this, he talked to Lin Yuxuan: "Old classmate, what are you afraid of? Don't we always wear the same size?"

"Yes, yes," Lin Yuxuan reluctantly accepted, "Even the underwear is the same size."

In the first year of high school, Tian Tengfei's aunt came to him every week to pick up a change of clothes.Sometimes Lin Yuxuan was lazy and threw his dirty clothes to Tian Tengfei.After a long time, they couldn't tell which one belonged to whom, so they simply mixed together, and they usually left the dormitory when they were wearing casual clothes.

Lin Yuxuan took a peek at Tian Tengfei's long legs extending far away, and then glanced at himself from feet to waist, and said reluctantly, "I remember you grew five centimeters in your first year of high school."

Tian Tengfei replied softly: "Yes, I remember that you grew four centimeters that year. On your birthday, you finally became as tall as you."

"Then the second year of high school started running around?" Lin Yuxuan picked up the shampoo from his hand.

"The sophomore in high school has grown by ten centimeters." Tian Tengfei replied.Lin Yuxuan slipped his hand, and most of the bottle was squeezed onto Tian Tengfei's head.He looked a little distressed.Seeing that Lin Yuxuan didn't answer, Tian Tengfei continued to ask, "What about you?"

After a while, a mosquito-like buzzing sound came from above Tian Tengfei's head: "The second year of senior high school has grown by four centimeters...don't tell me that you have also grown by ten centimeters in the third year of high school."

Tian Tengfei nodded, the foam on the top of his head flew up, like a fluffy cotton candy: "You also grew four centimeters in your third year of high school?"

Lin Yuxuan stunned and nodded, his hands became much stronger, Tian Tengfei reckoned that he guessed right.

"Very good, arithmetic progression."

Lin Yuxuan gasped when he heard that.He knew that this was Tian Tengfei's special tenderness, and it was the other party who was comforting him.But in his heart, he actually rejected this approach. "Then what sequence do you count?"

"Tian Tengfei's height growth sequence?"

Lin Yuxuan stopped answering, and let the beast in his heart gallop on the prairie for a few seconds, then rubbed the top of Tian Tengfei's head impatiently, signaling him to close his eyes and shut his mouth.

Water flowed down from Tian Tengfei's head again.The smell of shampoo gradually overwhelmed the smell of waste water from washing lobsters on Tian Tengfei's body.

Tian Tengfei recognizes this taste and has always liked it.

That was the shampoo Lin Yuxuan used when he was in school.

Woody fragrance with a hint of lemon. When Lin Yuxuan is drying his hair in summer, when the wind blows, Tian Tengfei can always smell the depths of the forest after the rain.

He thought, now he finally regained his fortune, and his most unforgettable secret love finally gradually returned to its original appearance.

Tian Tengfei's fans all know that his big stars are not afraid to talk about their love history: junior high school belle, high school transfer classmate, beautiful foreign lover in college,