Have a gin and tonic at three o'clock in the afternoon

And now his real girlfriend, Quan Zihan.

Every paragraph was narrated vividly by Tian Tengfei, as if a love fairy tale with a rough and moving ending flashed before his eyes.Of course, some people don't believe it, and some even say that this is a stalk prepared by Tian Tengfei for himself, an image deliberately created on TV.

Tian Tengfei didn't care. When someone asked about his relationship, his answer remained the same: After talking about his love history in junior high school, he asked his reporter friends to focus on his work.

Over time, Tian Tengfei and Quan Zihan's relationship was too stable, and the occasional photos they took were walking side by side, intimate, so few people were willing to care about the truth or falsehood of that passage.

It's just true and false, Tian Tengfei himself has blurred the boundaries.

He could only be sure that Quan Zihan was fake, and the high school classmate who had never mentioned his name and transferred to another school was real.

"You don't smell anymore. Wait for me, I'll find you some clothes to wear."

Tian Tengfei came back to his senses, raised his eyes, and saw Lin Yuxuan's two long knife-like collarbones dangling in front of his eyes.The opponent held his face in both hands, and the calluses on the palms were exactly the same as those left by playing basketball back then.

"Don't go yet..." Tian Tengfei noticed his gaffe, and quickly let go of his hand, "I, I just want to ask you for a call."

Lin Yuxuan recited it quickly, and Tian Tengfei's fingers also swipe quickly on the screen.After he lost, just about to speak, Lin Yuxuan squeezed out another string of numbers from his throat.Lin Yuxuan's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he could hardly hear it, trembling because of the refraction of the water vapor in the hot air.Tian Tengfei sounded familiar, but he just couldn't remember whose call it was.

After finishing speaking, Lin Yuxuan asked cautiously, "Did you change your number?"

Tian Tengfei finally remembered that it was his mobile phone number back then.

"Of course," Tian Tengfei replied, "Bring your phone, I'll lose to you."

"My phone is in the break room. Come with me and I'll find you something to wear."

That night, probably all the chefs and chefs of Lalaxiang mother-in-law will never forget that a tall strange man in a tight cropped T-shirt and cropped pants was led into the back kitchen by Lin Yuxuan.After a while, a man in a floral shirt and trousers ran down, called the tall man "little ancestor" several times, and then took the man away like a whirlwind.

That night, Tian Tengfei suffered from insomnia after a long absence.

Tian Tengfei tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep, so he started counting sheep.

It was normal at first, and the cute little sheep jumped over the railing into the pasture.But jumping and jumping, the little sheep put a human face on it, and it was a face that Tian Tengfei wanted to destroy humanely every time he saw it——

A photo of yourself on your high school student ID.

Tian Tengfei shook his head helplessly, turned over, and saw that it was five o'clock on the phone.The big five below reminded him that he had unread text messages, and the sender was Lin Yuxuan.

The murderer is you!

The five words with their own voices and expressions floated past Tian Tengfei's eyes like a bullet screen.No wonder he remembered that face, no wonder he couldn't sleep, the culprit was of course this person.

The photo of Tian Tengfei wanting to destroy humanity was made by Lin Yuxuan, and Lin Yuxuan took it as if he was half-forced.

On the day of the high school term, Tian Tengfei ran all over the school to collect books and daily necessities.Tian Tengfei couldn't help but feel a little regretful when he saw that every freshman was accompanied by someone. He knew that he shouldn't be rebellious or lose his temper with his family, so he just let Lao Wang come with him.

After all the tossing, when he returned to the dormitory, Tian Tengfei found that there was no one in the room.Standing on tiptoe, he managed to find a bed with his nameplate on it. He didn't even want to cover the quilt cover, so he was directly wrapped in two layers of cloth, and lay down on the bed.

After a while, he heard the dormitory door knock once, twice, and then a third time.The cold room became lively and full of people.

Someone approached him, and then moved away.Tian Tengfei faintly heard the sentence "he is asleep, let's keep quiet", and immediately thought gratefully that he must write a thank you letter to the other party.He drafted the content of the thank you letter, turned over and fell asleep completely.

Logically speaking, it should be getting colder by the end of August, but the autumn tigers in Jingcheng are so powerful that they are greedy for this city and refuse to leave.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Tian Tengfei was so hot that he opened his eyes, felt sweat in the bend of his legs, and the sheets were wet.

He yelled "Auntie, rice", but no one answered him.As far as the eye can see, there are clean white walls and wooden panels.

Everything was different from the environment he was familiar with.

The roommates hadn't come back yet, Tian Tengfei sat by the bed by himself and looked around blindly.He found a nameplate on the bed opposite him, with the words "Lin Yuxuan" written on it.

I don't know if Lin Yuxuan snores when he sleeps, or if his feet are smelly, or something like that, in short, a certain detail may be related to his happiness in high school life in the next three years.

At this moment, the door squeaked open, and three people entered like thieves.Seeing Tian Tengfei sitting on the bed by the window, the leader stood up in a daze, hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "Woke you up?"

Tian Tengfei held his chin and exposed eight teeth, and replied: "No. Hello, my name is Tian Tengfei."

The leader put down the pleasant fragrance in his hand, and stretched out his hand to Tian Tengfei: "Hello, my name is Lin Yuxuan."

Lin Yuxuan.It turned out that this person was Lin Yuxuan.

It turned out that that person was called Lin Yuxuan!

Isn't the little man in front of you the majestic, ingenious man who broke through the wall of hundreds of people with his own strength?

Tian Tengfei was excited for a while and lost his way, even the words that popped out of his mouth became uncontrollable: "Are you snoring? Are your feet smelly?"

After saying the words, Tian Tengfei thought about it for a while, it was obviously not a word to express worship and respect.He woke up like a dream, and hurriedly followed a series of unclear words.

But no matter what Tian Tengfei said, and no matter how the other two roommates tried to smooth things over, Lin Yuxuan's face that turned black in an instant would never turn white.

Lin Yuxuan took the lunch box left on the desk, and threw it into Tian Tengfei's arms as if venting his anger.In the originally empty lunch box, there was a miraculously extra serving of spicy cold noodles.

They bought food for him, and he said something that he didn't want to smoke, the hair on Tian Tengfei's head was about to explode.He said "sorry" several times in a row, and then said "thank you" like a cannonball, but Lin Yuxuan just ignored him and sorted out the few things in his schoolbag.

Wallet, cell phone, a few notepads, and a small envelope.Lin Yuxuan poured out the contents, which were two ID photos.

Seeing this, Tian Tengfei jumped out of bed, leaned over to Lin Yuxuan, and asked him curiously: "What are you doing with the photo?"

Now Lin Yuxuan was finally willing to respond to him, but it was just a standard blank stare.Lin Yuxuan said with anger: "What are you looking at, you didn't take it?"

"Of course not." Tian Tengfei said inexplicably.

"You didn't read the admission notice?" Lin Yuxuan raised his eyelids and glanced at Tian Tengfei, with four big characters of "unbelievable" written on his face.

Tian Tengfei shook his head.

Lin Yuxuan took out a piece of paper from his schoolbag, and read to the marked part: "'Each student needs to prepare a two-inch bareheaded photo, which will be handed over to the head teacher on September [-]st.' Haven't you prepared?"

In Tian Tengfei's perception, the school's access card is uniformly collected and distributed with photos, and there is no need to prepare anything by yourself.

He shook his head like a rattle in a daze, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Lin Yuxuan holding a camera that came from nowhere.

"You're lucky, Tian Tengfei. I have been pressing the camera for several years, and I have all the equipment to keep you at home..." Lin Yuxuan opened and closed his mouth, Tian Tengfei could see and hear what the other party said, but they can be combined together , He groped for a long time before realizing that Lin Yuxuan wanted to take his ID photo himself.

Tian Tengfei suddenly felt ominous.

I saw two other roommates holding lamps and pointing directly at Tian Tengfei's face.

He was sweating profusely under the photo, and was yelled at by Lin Yuxuan, "Put your posture right and don't shake around." His frowning could kill flies all over the world, as if he was really sad.

Tian Tengfei's appearance is correct, but it is not 360 degrees without dead ends, and Lin Yuxuan just picked the ugliest one.Tears welled up in his eyes, his nostrils were upturned, and if his mouth opened downwards like a parabola, nothing felt right.

However, Lin Yuxuan wanted him to pose like this, and if he couldn't do it well, he would yell at him.Tian Tengfei was also taken aback by this posture, and forgot to even say a rebuttal.

With a "click", the ugliest ID photo in Tian Tengfei's life was born.

At that time, Tian Tengfei never imagined that this ugly face that accompanied him for three years would have such a profound impact that after the film was released, the production team dug out this ID photo to show his growth trajectory.

He just felt aggrieved at the time.I accidentally said a wrong sentence, and as a result, my face and eyes were red from the sun. Under the sultry heat of the pot lid, I was almost roasted to death.

Tian Tengfei felt aggrieved, and muttered in a low voice: "I just said something wrong. I originally wanted to say that you are really powerful, you are so small, and when you see the result, you are not afraid of those people, and you rushed in bravely..."

Halfway through the speech, Tian Tengfei raised his head and found that Lin Yuxuan's expression was not quite right.

If the law of "killing you with eyes" really holds true, Tian Tengfei feels that he should have been hacked into pieces by Lin Yuxuan's eyes.He thought about it carefully, and every word and every word in his words revealed the meaning of "you are so powerful", he really couldn't figure out where he had offended the other party again.

"Huh? You short melon have the nerve to call others short?"

Dwarf melon? !Tian Tengfei, who was poked in the sore spot, stood up abruptly. Lin Yuxuan was unprepared, and he didn't expect that the position was too upright, just hitting Lin Yuxuan's forehead.

Tian Tengfei shouted in pain: "How tall are you! Little! Bean! Ding!"

"You are obviously shorter than me, so you have the nerve to call me Xiaodouding?" Lin Yuxuan