[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

This is the school of the gods, Hakoniwa.

Zeus, the king of the gods in Greek mythology, used his own power to create a school in the sky. In addition to the school building, it also includes mountains, grasslands, oceans and other landforms. The climate is also controlled by Zeus.

The teacher is Thoth, the Egyptian god of wisdom and learning, and the students are various gods from other mythologies, as well as a human being.

Or a human, and a "false god".

Of course, in order to ensure a more school-like atmosphere here, Zeus transformed the elves into human forms and made them students.However, there are only real gods living in the dormitory like a high-end apartment, and there is only Yui Kusanagi in the girls' dormitory.

After finishing the recording, Ji Xi pressed the lock screen button of the phone, casually threw the phone on the quilt, then curled up into a ball in a daze, and the sound of water could be heard from the next door...

How much the gods of Greek mythology enjoyed it!Do you want to soak in hot springs in the courtyard collectively?

Dare Zeus give her a complete Huaqing Pool!Ji Qi kicked his legs a few times on the bed, got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.Although the dormitories of the gods are all built according to their own mythological styles, Ji Qi is a god who joined temporarily. Zeus did not investigate the style of Chinese mythology in advance, and the natural living conditions are almost the same as ordinary human residences. .

When I came out of the shower, the noise from the next door was gone.Ji Qi touched his hair that was still dripping, then looked at the hair dryer on the cabinet, decisively put on a men's coat he found in the closet, and ran out like that.

At home, Ji Xi had two choices after washing her hair: one was to wait for her hair to dry naturally, and the other was to wait for Ji Yi to blow it out for her.

On the one hand, I am too lazy to cut my hair, which makes my hair longer and longer, and it is not easy to wash and dry. On the other hand, I am too lazy to wash my hair and too lazy to blow dry it.

Ji Xi just dragged back in such ambivalence, too lazy to be hopeless.

After leaving the room, he followed the corridor to the atrium, and Ji Xi sat on the stone bench in the courtyard, waiting for his hair to dry naturally.It was boring to wait, so she just raised her head and looked at the stars in the sky.

At this time, I realized the benefits of the gods: in such a high altitude, within the realm of the gods, there is no air pollution and optical pollution of modern cities, the sky at night looks cleaner, and the stars look much brighter .Originally, the scene that could only be seen in movies and TV shows is now truly displayed in front of her eyes.

As a liberal arts student, Ji Xi's first reaction was all kinds of poems describing the stars, such as "The night sky is as cool as water, sit and watch the Altair Vega", "The sound of drums at the Five Watches is tragic, and the shadow of the Three Gorges Galaxy shakes"... Then I started to look for the most recognizable Big Dipper in the sky, which was regarded as being familiar with the theoretical knowledge of stargazing that I knew.

"You are Mu Qi-kun, right?" Hearing the female voice, Ji Xi turned his head reflexively, and showed a rare smile at Yui Kusanagi: "Is Yui Kusanagi? Good evening, just call me Mu Qi .”

The same girls, take good care of each other.

Well, of course, the other party may not know that she is a woman.

Kusanagi Yui was a little nervous, she just went out for a walk because she couldn't sleep, she didn't expect to meet this Chinese god.Yui Kusanagi's nervousness vanished instantly after he greeted him cautiously, but received a friendly smile: Sure enough, he is a very friendly god.

She walked up to Ji Xi and sat down, and asked, "Did Mu Qi come out because he couldn't sleep?"

Can't sleep?Ji Xi's eyelids twitched.It's only ten o'clock in the evening. For her, the school's evening self-study has not ended at this point. She has been used to this for a long time. How can she go to bed so early?What's more, she slept for a long time at noon, and now she is not sleepy at all.

What an enviable schedule.Ji Xi kept smiling and looked at Kusanagi: "So, Yui, you can't sleep?" She called Kusanagi Yui's name directly. The surname "Cao Min" is too strange to pronounce in Chinese, and when you say Ji Qi once, you will think of the Kusanagi sword, which doesn't go well with girls no matter what you think.

Kusanagi Yui froze for a moment, then subconsciously nodded.Mu Qi's voice was very gentle, to her ears it was like the summer night wind, coolly blowing away all the uneasiness in her heart.

Calling her name directly is indeed a bit closer, but compared to the physical contact that occurred when she met other gods today due to accidents or ignorance of etiquette, Ji Xi's behavior is much more acceptable.

Probably because the atmosphere at this time was too peaceful and Ji Xi's tone was too gentle, Kusanagi Yui seemed to have found a vent, and said with a wry smile: "I came to this kind of place suddenly, and I saw the gods, and I was given the task of teaching the gods." The task must be completed within one year, otherwise I will never be able to leave...It was too sudden, I don't know what to do, I also miss my family and friends..."

Ji Qi looked at Kusanagi Yui's eyes more and more tenderly. This kind of girl who cherishes family and friendship and tries hard to cheer herself up despite being confused and worried about the unknown is really rare these days—and she is so tall It's pretty - it's just poking at Ji Xi's cuteness.

Looking at Kusanagi Yui's hands clenched into fists on her knees, Ji Xi reached out and touched the top of her hair, and said in a more gentle tone: "As long as you do your best, there will be no problem, and you will definitely be able to go back in the end." of."

This matter was obviously made by Zeus and the group of problem gods, and it had nothing to do with Yui Kusanagi, it just chose her.Even if none of the last group of problem gods graduated, Ji Xi would find a way to leave with Kusanagi Yui.

Thinking of this, Ji Qi looked up at the starry sky again, thinking about which hemisphere she was in based on the position of the stars, and then measured the sun's altitude angle according to the sun's movement track during the day, and calculated the latitude and longitude... Theoretically, she could also make her own. A hot air balloon, as long as it lands and finds a place where there are people, she can use English, a language with a very high coverage rate, to communicate with other people... There is always a way to go home.

Of course, Yui Kusanagi didn't know that Ji Qi's thoughts had diverged to a place that even the gods couldn't detect. She only felt the warmth of the palms covering her head spread all the way to the bottom of her heart, making her feel relaxed. , and I have a little more confidence in my heart.

"Yeah!" She showed a big smile, let go of her hands, and turned into fists in front of her chest as if cheering herself up, and raised her head: "Yes, you have to work hard, and everyone will be able to graduate! "

Ji Xi withdrew his hand and stroked his hair.The wind is still strong tonight, so it's almost done in a while.She took another look at the thin pajamas Yui Kusanagi was wearing, hesitated for a while, and then took off her coat and put it on Yui Kusanagi: "I'll go back first, it's windy at night, you can pack up your mood Go back and rest early." After speaking, she strode towards her dormitory——ahhh, her health is not much better!

Yui Kusanagi, who stayed in place, stared blankly at Mu Qi's flustered back when he left, and couldn't help laughing: "Mu Qi... is really a very good person."

Ji Xi almost trotted back to the dormitory. As soon as he took off his coat, he took away part of the temperature, and when the wind blew again, his body temperature dropped immediately.Before she walked to the door of her dormitory, she felt her nose itchy.Ji Xi was thinking about going back quickly, when he passed by the door of the Nordic dormitory, the door suddenly opened, and a gust of wind immediately stimulated Ji Xi, and he sneezed loudly.

Doesn't this opening blur the spit on other people's faces?Fortunately, Ji Xi reacted quickly, grabbed the front of the man's clothes while sneezing, and buried his head in the man's arms as soon as he sneezed - it's better to get dirty clothes than spittle on someone's face, right?She can even wipe her mouth.

Loki's face was extremely dark, but the guy in front of him had an expression of "Oh, it's great that you didn't spray it on your face, so you should thank me", which made him almost want to punch someone.

But before he could do anything, Ji Xi apologized and said, "I'm very sorry for staining your clothes. If you don't mind, please take them off. I promise to take them back and return them to you clean."

Ji Xi could swear that she had never said such a long sentence to Kusanagi Yui just now, she has already acted quite sincerely!But...she glanced at the still dark-faced Loki again, and thought silently: Why is this brat so unlucky?It hadn't occurred to her that Loki's unhappiness was her fault.

Loki twitched the corner of his mouth again, trying to smile: "Let's forget it..." Who knows if this guy will wash his clothes on purpose!How could it be such a coincidence that a sneeze hit him!Definitely on purpose!I've never seen such a narrow-minded guy!

"Oh, since you said that, forget it." Ji Qi nodded kindly, "It's getting late, you better not go out, go back and rest early. Change your clothes and wash them off, after all, saliva will Carrying germs, it will be bad if you accidentally catch a cold and fever."

After finishing speaking, Ji Qi turned around and went back to his dormitory without even looking at Loki again.

Who told him that Chinese gods are very humble and polite!Even if he didn't intend to let Mu Qi do the laundry, wouldn't this guy just shirk it politely?There are also the last few sentences, no matter how it sounds, it seems that this kind of thing happened because it was his fault that he went out so late, and if he was really sick, it had nothing to do with Mu Qi, it was because he didn't pay attention to his body!

Loki really wanted a fireball to smash through Muqi's door!It's better to plug Mu Qi's mouth again!

Grinding his teeth, Loki didn't want to go to the cafeteria for supper, so he slammed the door and went back to the dormitory.

Seeing Loki coming back, Thor was a little strange: "Aren't you going out?"

"No more!" Loki threw down these words bluntly, took off his clothes and stuffed them into the machine called "washing machine", and then went to the bathroom to wash himself again, which made Baldr feel strange: " What's wrong with Loki, didn't he take a bath before?"

"I seemed to hear someone talking to him at the door before." Thor was thoughtful, "The one who made him react so strongly, couldn't it be that Mu Qi?" He still thought that Mu Qi was a girl, but she It's not very obvious, it's better not to say too much.

"It's rare to see that Loki has nothing to do with others." Badr laughed, and then went upstairs to go back to his room. "There will be an entrance ceremony tomorrow morning, so I'll go to bed early."

A ritual in a human school?Seems like it would be interesting.