[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

For the first time, Ji Xi knew that sleeping too much would make him uncomfortable.Probably because there was an energetic older brother who dragged her to get up early and run outside with the reason of "how can I have such a lazy sister" since she was a child. Later, she had to get up early because of school life, so she rarely slept in.

As a result, I slept all afternoon yesterday, and went to bed earlier at night, and even slept until eight o'clock this morning... Now I am in a state of dizziness, brain swelling and unconsciousness, and I am quite uncomfortable.

Even so, Ji Xi changed into a men's school uniform, washed up and went to the cafeteria.

The start time of the entrance ceremony was nine o'clock in the morning - this time was once again despised by Ji Qi - she had plenty of time to have a leisurely breakfast before going to the gymnasium.

For Ji Xi, the best part of Hakoniwa is the cafeteria and canteen.

Using such a Chinese name is more in line with Ji Xi's habits, anyway, the built-in translation function will not make it difficult for others to understand.Apart from the fairly authentic Chinese food, the biggest advantage is... no money.

Satisfied, Ji Xi stuffed a pocket of pineapple-flavored lollipops, and walked leisurely towards the gymnasium.

When passing by the atrium, Ji Xi was seeing Susanoo washing his face by the pool.

Are you exercising in the morning?That's great, does she want to wash her face to wake up?

Thinking this way, Ji Qi walked over and saw Susanoo scratching at the edge of the pool with his head down. It seemed that he couldn't find the towel, but he was a little more intimate.

Taking the towel and stuffing it into Susanoo's hand, Ji Xi said hello: "Good morning."

"Why is it you!" Susano was startled and almost threw the towel away, he thought it was his brother.But think about it, my brother is attending the entrance ceremony, right?

"Let's go." Ji Qi ignored Susano's reaction, the entrance ceremony was about to begin, and she didn't want to be late.

She spoke vaguely, but Susano understood what she meant, but he didn't even move: "Why are you going? Who would participate in such boring activities?"

Ji Xi paused: Sorry, she is the one who will participate in such "boring activities".

Although I saw Susano and Loki attacking Zeus yesterday, but in Japanese mythology, Susanoo is a god who is irritable and troublesome, so Ji Xi didn't think too much about it.Now hearing what Susano said, Ji Xi is sure - if Rocky is a brat, then Susano is the kind of study-weary patient that every class will have, with a bad temper and easy self-righteousness.

To put it simply, it was the complete opposite of Ji Xi, who was a top student.

If it was normal, Ji Xi wouldn't even bother to watch it, but now...does he know that his absence may affect his graduation and cause him to never be able to leave Little Garden!He is an immortal god who doesn't care about this, but Kusanagi Yui doesn't!

Thinking of Yui Kusanagi's words of encouragement to him last night, Ji Qi started to get angry, but his expression was still cold on the surface: "Have you gone to Yuedu?" Ji Xi was sure when he saw Yuedu yesterday, that Yuedu God is a good student who obeys the rules. It is impossible for him not to participate in the entrance ceremony this morning.And Tsukiyomi is Susanoo's elder brother, Japanese mythology still attaches great importance to blood relationship, right?

Hearing his brother's name, Susanoo restrained himself a little, but still curled his lips and said: "Brother is like that, there is no need to participate in such boring things."

Ji Qi curled his mouth slightly, and pulled out a cold smile: "As a younger brother, I can't understand and support my brother's correct behavior, tsk." After finishing speaking, he left Susanoo and continued walking towards the gym.

With Susanoo's irritable character, it is estimated that this sentence should make his hair blow up, right?

"What!" Look, it really exploded.

Susano pulled off the towel and patted it in the pool, his face full of anger: "Why don't I understand supporting my brother! Isn't it just an entrance ceremony, I just go to participate, what's the big deal!"

The aggressive method is really easy to use.Ji Qi sighed in his heart, and continued walking without looking back.Anyway, seeing her acting like "Who will believe your words, you stay here by yourself" at this time, Susano, who has already been enraged, will definitely follow.Hearing the footsteps behind him, Ji Xi was very calm.

After walking for a while, Ji Qi saw Loki and Thor on the side of the road again. The two were sitting on a branch and leaning on the trunk, and they were both killing time—well, let her catch two different people. The guy who obediently went to the entrance ceremony is indeed a problem god.

"Oh, isn't this a Nordic god?" Before Ji Qi could speak, Susanoo said loudly, "I didn't expect that someone would not take part in the entrance ceremony."

The irony in his tone made Ji Qi give him a thumbs up in his heart.

Loki looked over, his eyes lingered on Ji Qi for a few seconds, then fell on Susanoo, and said with a smile: "Oh, has the graffiti on someone's face been cleaned? It's obviously a very interesting pattern Ah, what a shame to wash it off."

Graffiti?Ji Qi turned his head and glanced at Susanoo. Although he didn't see anything, Susano burst into anger: "You bastard! I haven't settled with you yet! How dare you draw on my face! "

Just listening to the conversation between Susanoo and Loki, Ji Xi can guess what happened. Should Loki be worthy of being the god of mischief?Ji Xi raised his forehead, and then asked Thor, who seemed to be quite normal: "Why didn't Thor go to the entrance ceremony?" As for Loki and Susano who were still arguing, forget it.

Thor's tone was flat: "If Loki doesn't go, I won't go either."

Are you a primary school student who is tired of good friends who don't let go, even going to the bathroom together?I'm not too young to be independent, okay?Ji Xi's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: "Since that's the case, as long as Rocky agrees to attend the entrance ceremony, you will also go?"

Thor nodded, it was not that simple to convince Loki.

Ji Qi immediately turned to look at Loki, pulled Susano who was still arguing with him away, then stood in front of Loki, and asked with a serious face, "Why don't you go to the entrance ceremony?"

After experiencing all kinds of situations yesterday, Luo Ji was upset when he saw Ji Qi, and he didn't answer the question, but stuck out his tongue: "Why should I tell you?" If you want to know the reason, lower your posture.

"Because it's boring." Ji Qi didn't want to waste time with Loki at all. Anyway, the gods of these problems look down on human behavior, and Loki is the god of pranks. Since he would scribble on Susanoo's face out of fun , will refuse to participate in the entrance ceremony out of boredom.

Right in the heart.Loki's anger gauge also exploded, and his possession almost touched Ji Xi's forehead: "What's the matter? Humans are boring creatures, why do you have to understand humans and learn in the way of humans? I Not human."

Ji Qi looked at Loki's face close at hand, stared at his gray eyes, suddenly laughed, then held down Loki's shoulder, and slammed it hard: "The problem is that you have lost your divine power now, and you are a human being. .Do you know how many humans there are in the world?"

"Even if Japan claims to have 800 million gods, it can't compare to the total number of billions of humans. Don't be arrogant, stupid gods. If no humans believe in you, sooner or later you will be forgotten. It's just history It's just small grains of sand in the long river." Ji Qi let go, and although her forehead was still aching, she felt that she was in a great mood now, and even the dizziness caused by too much sleep disappeared.

Loki squatted on the ground clutching his forehead, gritted his teeth and thought: Mu Qi is indeed a lunatic.

He is obviously a god himself!Why do you always stand on the standpoint of human beings and speak for human beings!And suddenly started, as for such a big anger?

Thinking about being thrown over his shoulder before, Loki felt pain in the back of his head.

In fact, after Ji Qi hit Loki, she felt refreshed and at the same time began to regret it. Her approach was indeed a little too much, mainly because she was upset when she heard that Loki had such a bad view of human beings.After all, she is also a human being, even if she is regarded as a Wenqu star, she has not put herself in the position of a god.

In Ji Xi's eyes, Rocky is just a disobedient brat, but Ji Xi, who has had the experience of being torn up by a brat from a relative's family in a limited collection of novels, subconsciously adopts the usual method - he is more bearish than a brat. Fierce, she ended up doing it like this.

It was really her fault.Ji Qi pursed his lips and looked at Loki without saying a word.

What Loki saw when he looked up was this: the long black-haired boy looked at him without blinking, his appearance was still reflected in the pure black pupils, his pale skin was red on his forehead because of the collision just now, The blood was gone from the tightly pressed lips——no matter how you look at it, it looks like you are worried about him.

The question is who did it first!Loki was angry and funny, but he was not in the mood to settle accounts.

He stood up, then reached out and grabbed Ji Xi's tie, dragged it towards the gymnasium, and called Thor up: "Thor, let's go to the entrance ceremony." He turned his head and looked at Ji Xi again. Xi, the tone was half threatening and half joking: "Although what you said is not all right in my opinion, but... I want to see what is interesting about the human beings you speak so fiercely."

Ji Xi rescued his tie from Loki's hands, smoothed the wrinkles on it, then straightened his clothes, and continued walking calmly.Just looking at Luo Ji who was still acting like a fool beside him, Ji Xi decided to remove the label of "bear kid" from Luo Ji.

That's pretty cool, the god of mischief.

When he came to the gymnasium, Ji Qi found another god: "Hades? Aren't you going in?" Before she got close, Hades waved his hand and made a gesture of refusing to approach: "Don't come!"

Ji Qi's expression was stiff, why did she feel like she was forcing others to do something?

Hades continued: "People who are close to me will become unlucky, leave immediately!"

...Even if you are Pluto, you are not synonymous with misfortune, okay?Ji Xi complained in his heart, but Susano and the others had all been summoned, and it would be too inconsistent with Ji Xi's code of conduct not to call Hades.

She took a step in the direction of Hades, and said before Hades spoke: "There are three goddesses of fate in Greek mythology, luck or misfortune has nothing to do with you."

In Ji Qi's view, Hades's behavior is simply a second-degree disease, and it is serious.If you haven't even touched it, what does it matter to you what happens to others?

Hades froze for a moment, then closed his mouth.

Ji Xi thinks that he probably has some secrets related to this, but he doesn't want to talk about it if he doesn't know her well - that's okay, she doesn't want to cause trouble for herself, as long as he comes to the entrance ceremony.

So she went on to say: "If you are alone, you will only become more and more unfortunate, and you will be happy when you are with everyone." This kind of words like chicken soup for the soul, coupled with this tone of persuading the misfits in the kindergarten It made Ji Xi want to hit the wall very much.

But apparently this method worked, Hades finally decided to attend the entrance ceremony, but his seat was moved far away by him, separated from the others by several vacant seats, Ji Xi didn't bother to care about it anymore.

"It's indeed Kiqi!" Kusanagi Yui's eyes sparkled, "I can actually bring Totsuka Takashi and the others to the entrance ceremony! I didn't even want to come when I went to find them!"

Ji Xi looked at Yui Kusanagi, who was sweating profusely for the arrangement, took out a paper towel and wiped it, then put the paper towel in Yui Kusanagi's hand, and then asked, "Totsuka-sama?"

Kusanagi Yui blushed for a moment, but soon came back to his senses, and explained: "It's Susano's name, because the roll call is required at the entrance ceremony, and the gods don't have names, so I went to ask about it. Teacher Te, give the names of the gods in Hakoniwa. For example, Tsukiyomi's name is Totsuka Tsukito, and Apollo is..." She quickly counted the names of the other gods.

Ji Xi twitched the corner of his mouth, and he really could think of a name for the god.And as far as she knew, some of the gods present had full names.However, since Kusanagi Yui has worked so hard to name the items of the gods, don't worry about it.