Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

Li Daxing coughed, and continued to introduce eloquently: "This is the screenwriter Guo Xiaoming, a great talent, and the original author of "The Secret History of the West Palace". It has set a good record of dominating the gold list for one year in a row... This is our heroine, Ms. Lin Yuxin Lin, who is both talented and beautiful, and has superb acting skills. She used to be the "head of the jade girl" and is now the "goddess of the nation". Constantly, such as "XXX" and "OOO"... this is..."

Yuan Shaojun didn't know any of them, never heard of them all, and he didn't answer rashly like before. No matter who he mentioned, he just nodded his head perfunctorily, and didn't show the slightest superfluous expression on his face.Even Lin Yuxin, who was the most famous present, was just passed by him with a neutral glance.

Everyone was disappointed in their hearts, but no one showed it on the face. They still tried their best to show their most charming smiles, and got up one by one to toast Yuan Ershao.

Yuan Shaojun didn't refuse all comers, nor did he never drink alcohol, but completely depended on his own mood, and drank a few glasses at a time.

"This is the little Qiao who is loved by thousands of people——Chen Yiqiao, who became popular last year in the talent show "Huaguo Good Man". Although he only debuted for a year, he has attracted countless fans, and his acting skills are also remarkable... ..."

Yuan Shaojun, who was silent for a long time, suddenly looked at Chen Yiqiao: "Are you Xiao Qiao?"

Chen Yiqiao was overwhelmed by the flattery, two shy blushes appeared on her fair cheeks, and she couldn't hide her excitement and said: "Could it be that the second young master has heard of me?"

"Xiao Qiao, I know, she was a beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms period, but why did you participate in any show about good men?" Yuan Shaojun was a little puzzled, "Are you a man or a woman?"

Chen Yiqiao's face turned blue again in an instant, and the intoxicating smile froze on her lips before, "Second Young Master, I'm sorry, I'm a man."

Yuan Shaojun raised his eyebrows slightly, "Oh, I just said it, I didn't recognize it just now."

Chen Yiqiao: "..."

Originally, after introducing Chen Yiqiao, it was Xiao Jiao's turn, but Li Daxing didn't know him at all, and thought he was a low-level character, so he skipped him and talked about another actress next to him.

This is exactly what Xiao Jiao wanted, and it is just right that no one pays attention to him, so he can open his belly and eat to his heart's content.

Ahhh this is delicious!Wow wow that is delicious too!What a joy to be a human being!What a waste of time today!

His incompatible style of painting caught Yuan Shaojun's attention a little bit, but Xiao Jiao didn't even lift his head. From Yuan Ershao's perspective, he could only see a head with black shiny and soft hair, and two different He stopped chewing on his bulging cheeks like a hamster, so he wondered in his heart that there was a foodie among the people at the table, and then he was distracted by other things.

A meal lasted from seven o'clock to almost nine o'clock, and at the end of the show, Xiao Jiao was so stretched that he couldn't stand upright, so he could only walk outside while leaning on the wall.

The other cast and crew were still chatting around the drunk Yuan Ershao, as if they were discussing whether to switch scenes and continue.Xiao Jiao couldn't squeeze in, and didn't plan to change places, he had already eaten up to his throat, even if there was something more delicious, he couldn't keep it, so he had to let it go and leave alone with his chubby stomach Went to Jinghong Hotel.

The moonlight is quite good tonight, and the night breeze is blowing, not as hot as during the day.Taking advantage of the moonlight, Xiao Jiao walked slowly, went around to the back of the film and television city, walked through a wasteland, and returned to an old brick house at the foot of Xiaoqingshan that had a history of at least 40 years.

I sweated profusely today, the first thing Xiao Jiao did when he came back was to take a shower.There is a simple shower room in the corner of the old house, and the pipes are connected to the spring water flowing from the mountain, which is very cool.Xiao Jiao felt much more refreshed after taking a shower, and then he washed the clothes he had taken off and hung them under the eaves, and then went into the bedroom with his buttocks bare—no way, he only had this clothes, and there was nothing to change.Fortunately, the temperature is high in summer now, and the clothes can be dried overnight after washing, and can be worn again the next morning.

Xiao Jiao sat cross-legged on the creaking wooden bed, looked at his foot that was pierced by nails, the wound had healed, and there was only a small red spot left, which still hurt a little when pressed, it will probably be completely gone by tomorrow. alright.

He immediately took out a tin moon cake box from the bedside table, lifted the lid, and found a pile of coins and ten-cent notes inside.Counting carefully, there are a total of 67 yuan and three cents.

Xiao Jiao was quite satisfied. The meat buns at the gate of the film and television city cost two yuan each, and the cheapest lunch box cost 15 yuan each. These money were enough for him to use for two days.It just so happens that the day after tomorrow I will be able to receive the 80 yuan remuneration for acting today, and it will be a few days later.

You ask, what if all the money is used up?He can continue to look for work in the film and television city to earn money. If he is unlucky and can't find it... that's okay, he won't starve to death anyway, as long as he turns into his own body and sticks it into the ground, he can absorb the soil. of nutrients.

That's right, Xiao Jiao is not a human, but a banana spirit, a spirit monster that can switch back and forth between the three forms of banana, banana tree and human.

This old house was not originally his. The original owner was an old man in his seventies, surnamed Zhao, who had no children, no relatives, and no reason. He used to be a forest guard on Xiaoqingshan.

Xiao Jiao was originally a nearly 20-year-old banana tree planted by the old Zhaotou outside the house. When it was about to mature after bearing fruit last month, one night suddenly there was lightning, thunder, and storm, as if some big monster was crossing the catastrophe. Same.Later, a violent lightning struck the banana tree, and for some reason, it did not split the tree into charcoal, but injected a spirit energy into it, causing it to transform into a human form in an instant.

The next morning, the wind stopped and the rain stopped, and the sky cleared up again. Old Zhao opened the door and found a comatose, naked boy lying outside.

Old Zhaotou was already terminally ill, his body was weak, and he didn't have the strength to carry the boy into the house, so he put an umbrella on him to shade him and gave him some water.

After a long time, the young man woke up. Old Zhao took some of his own clothes for him to wear, and then asked him what his name was, where he was from, why he fell outside his house, and whether he met some bad guys .

Banana Jing couldn't tell the truth, lest he frighten the old man, so he took advantage of the opportunity and said that he came from another place to play, and was accidentally killed by gangsters.And because I couldn't think of a good name, I simply chose a homophonic name called Xiao Jiao.

Old Zhaotou has lived alone all his life, and the nature of his work is quite special. There is no one to communicate with all the year round, so he has developed a habit of talking to himself. When he is free, he often sits next to the banana tree and chatters about his day. The banana tree has been listening silently for 20 years.If it didn't become a spirit, it could only play the role of a tree hole, but now that it has become a spirit, those things it has heard have been transformed into his knowledge and understanding of the world.

Old Zhao Tou originally wanted to call the police for Xiao Jiao to contact his family, but he fell ill and collapsed that afternoon.Xiao Jiao ran outside to find someone to send the old man to the hospital, and took care of the old man in front of the bed for a week with all his clothes. Those who didn't know thought they were grandparents.

It's just that the old Zhao head has reached the point where his oil is exhausted, and after almost spending his little savings, he still can't carry it, so he just left.

Old Zhaotou didn't expect someone to see him to death in his lonely life. He was very grateful to Xiao Jiao, and before he died, he said that he would give him his old house and all the things in the house.There is also a little money left after the treatment, although it is pitifully small, at least Xiao Jiao can buy a ticket to go home, and told him to go back early so as not to worry the family.

Xiao Jiao cried a lot, cremated the old Zhao head, returned to the old house, cleaned it up and lived there.He was originally born here, and he became a refined person here. There is no other place to go, and this is his home.

From a tree planted on the ground that cannot move its nest, to a person with hands and feet who can go wherever he wants, it is naturally very novel.After Xiao Jiao settled down in the old house, he walked violently around the surrounding area for a whole day the next day.

Later, he accidentally entered the Universal Film and Television City, and saw many people wearing various costumes standing in various sets for filming, and he was instantly attracted.

When he was in the hospital, Xiao Jiao once glanced at the TV in the corridor of the ward, which often played some movies and TV shows. He thought it was so interesting and amazing. If he didn’t have to take care of the old Zhao, he could sit there and watch a TV series. all day.

When he heard that being an actor is a profession, filming is also a job, and he can make money to support himself, Xiao Jiao immediately made a decision, he wants to film, earn money, and become an actor!

No, he just walked around the film and television city, and someone immediately asked him to act in a play, so luck is not too good.Although he is a bit stupid and the process of filming is a bit difficult, it is still very interesting and taught him a lot.No, I had a delicious meal after the filming, no matter how hard it was, it was worth it.

Although the old Zhao said that it is impossible for a person to have a smooth life, there are times of luck and times of misfortune, and we should think about the worst in everything, so as not to be overwhelmed by disasters, but as an ignorant, An optimistic little banana by nature, Xiao Jiao is still full of hope and enthusiasm for his future life.

After counting the money, Xiao Jiao closed the lid of the mooncake box and put it back on the bedside table, then lay down contentedly and went to sleep.

When he slept until midnight, Xiao Jiao was awakened by the noise from outside, someone was shouting and cursing not far away.

"Fuck, this kid looks like a rich second generation, and he came from Jinghong. He thought he was a fat sheep, but he didn't have a dime on him!"

"Boss, his mobile phone is not bad. It is the latest version of Rotten Fruit. Didn't you say you wanted to change your mobile phone the day before yesterday? It's just right."

"Do you know, do you know who the young master is... I, I warn you..."

"A drunkard on a horse dares to threaten me. I'm really impatient! Give me a good hello, beat me so fucking hard that I can't recognize him!"

Xiao Jiao leaned close to the window and looked out. Under the hazy moonlight, he saw four or five people kicking and kicking around a young man who was staggering and faltering.