Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

The man tried to resist in the group fight, and it could be seen that the strength of his hands and feet was quite strong. At one point, he beat the opponent until he was outnumbered. After a while, he was knocked down to the ground, curled up into a ball with his head in his arms.

Xiao Jiao couldn't stand it, but he didn't dare to go out rashly to fight the injustice.It has only been half a month since he took shape, and it was the first time he encountered such a violent scene, so he couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive.

However, seeing that the gangsters had no intention of stopping, and that if he continued to fight, he might be killed, so he had the courage to call out: "Hey, don't fight any more! Otherwise, I'll call the police!"

The latter sentence is learned from TV, but Xiao Jiao still doesn't know how to operate it.

The gangsters were taken aback and stopped moving at the same time.

"Wow, there are actually people living here?"

"Boss, what should we do now?"

"Cold salad! His grandma's is so cheap!"

The gangster put the mobile phone he had snatched into his trouser pocket, cursed and kicked the man on the ground, and then led the boys away.

Xiao Jiao waited for a while to confirm that those people did not return, and then ran out of the house naked.

When he got to the man, Xiao Jiao knelt down and asked, "Hey, how are you? Can you stand up?"

The man wriggled on the ground and let out a low thud. He didn't know if he was beaten up or too drunk. In short, he probably couldn't get up. Xiao Jiao grabbed his arm and carried him on his back. go inside.

The man was tall, more than half a head taller than Xiao Jiao, through a thin layer of fabric, he could feel the solid, strong and powerful muscles on his body, the weight was really heavy.As an ordinary person, with Xiao Jiao's slender body, he might not be able to handle it, but he is not an ordinary person, and he didn't find it difficult to carry such a big man on his back, and he went back to the house steadily.

Xiao Jiao put the man on his bed, then turned on the light, and checked his situation by the light.

The man looked like he had been beaten up badly, with a gray head, nose and bruised face, and his body was covered in mud. His T-shirt and jeans were wrinkled like pickles.

Hey, why does it look familiar?

Xiao Jiao twisted a wet towel to wipe the man's dirty face clean, and found that ignoring the bruises, the man's eyebrows, nose and lips were quite beautiful, and the lines were so deep that they seemed to be carefully carved by God.He has seen many handsome men and beautiful women in the film and television city this week, and they are not as good as the one in front of him, who is the new general manager of Tianqi Media, Yuan Shaojun and Yuan Ershao, who had dinner together at Jinghong Hotel at night.

Xiao Jiao patted Yuan Shaojun's face and called out, "Second Young Master Yuan, wake up."

Yuan Shaojun was in pain all over his body, and his head was also dizzy. He managed to open his eyes, and saw a young man with clear features, silk, no, hangs standing beside the bed. , White as if it would glow.

No way, could it be that he was concussed and hallucinated?Yuan Ershao thought drowsily.

Just now in Wu Qi's smeared wilderness, he was beaten up by a group of hideous-looking hooligans, and in a blink of an eye, he saw a beautiful boy with a halo like an angel descending from the earth. The contrast is a bit strong, and the picture is a bit exciting.Yuan Shaojun trembled, his nose itched, and two streaks of dark red liquid dripped from his nostrils.

Xiao Jiao was taken aback when he saw this. Could it be that this person suffered serious internal injuries?Thinking of the old Mr. Zhao who died of a serious illness a few days ago, he couldn't help but nervously said: "Second Young Master Yuan, what's wrong with you? You must not die!"

Yuan Ershao: "..."

He took a deep breath, cleared his mind a little, and said with his tongue out, "Young Master's fate is very, very hard, how can you die so easily, who are you? How do you know, know that I am Yuan Er Shao? "

Yuan Ershao has lived so long and has traveled to many places around the world, but this is the first time he has encountered such a bizarre thing.This seemingly innocent and innocent young man in front of him is not in the same group as the gangsters just now, is he?Seeing that the beating didn't work, he used another beauty trick to lure him, so as to squeeze more money from him.

I have to say that this trick is very effective, he was indeed a little bit tempted, if he didn't bring nothing but his mobile phone when he went out tonight, maybe he would really take out everything in his pocket and obediently offer it up.

It's unlucky to say that he took up the post at Tianqi Media for a week, and couldn't stand the repeated invitations from the secret history crew. Today, he came to the film and television city to meet and have a meal with the cast and crew when he had nothing to do. Being drunk by those sycophants one by one.

Those people still didn't want to let him go, and proposed to go to the nightclub to sing K, singing K of his grandma, but he directly refused.

Because he drank too much wine and his bladder was very swollen, he went to the bathroom to put some water. When he came out, he walked the wrong way in a daze. Those gangsters put on sacks and dragged them into the wild.

It was no problem to deal with a few gangsters with his skills, but he drank too much tonight, his head was heavy and his eyes were blurred, so he capsized in the gutter and fell into the hands of a bunch of unscrupulous garbage.

However, these encounters are still not as bizarre as seeing a naked, white and beautiful boy when he opened his eyes. Scary and bloody scenes from European and American thrillers flashed through Yuan Ershao's mind, and his spine shot down on a hot day. Feeling cold, he propped his body up with his hands and tried to hide, for fear that the beautiful boy would turn into a headless monster with blood spurting from his neck or a hideous and disgusting alien that would pounce on him in the next second.

However, after being punched and kicked just now, coupled with the effect of alcohol, Yuan Shaojun couldn't exert all his strength, so he fell back on the bed after getting up a little.

Xiao Jiao didn't know that Yuan Ershao had so many thoughts in his head in just a few seconds, he was relieved when he said that he would not die, and while wiping his nosebleed with a towel, he said, "Lie down well, don't let me die." Chaos. My name is Xiao Jiao, I am an actor in "The Secret History of the West Palace", I went to Jinghong Hotel to have dinner with you at night, don't you remember?"

banana?Anyone else use a fruit as a name?But this guy's naked appearance does look a bit like a peeled banana... Yuan Shaojun muttered to himself, hearing what Xiao Jiao said, he was relieved for a while, and then thought hard for a while, and put The dozen or so people at the table tonight went through their minds one by one, but none of them could match the number.

This young man's appearance is quite attractive, much more pleasing to the eye than the bunch of men and women who put on airs and tried their best to curry favor with him. If he was there at that time, he would not be completely unimpressed.

No, I missed one, and there is another foodie who hasn't raised his head from beginning to end, as if he hasn't eaten in a few lifetimes, it seems that it should be this guy.

So, this kid is not one of those gangsters, nor is he an alien headless monster, but an actor. In order to hug his thigh, he found a broken house and stripped naked to seduce himself?Hehe, what a scheming boy, he is much more cunning than Li Daxing's gang, he pretends to be obedient in front of others while eating, but he behaves like this behind his back, I really can't tell.

While Yuan Shaojun sneered in his heart, he couldn't help but look again at this scheming boy with an extremely pure expression, but who was dangling naked in front of his eyes presumptuously.

Xiao Jiao felt a little creeped by his eyes, and a little embarrassed, and wanted to find something to cover his body.But he looked around the room and didn't see anything suitable, so he simply ignored it, and he was still so naked.

As a natural plant, it hasn't been long since it became a human being, so Xiao Jiao's sense of shame is not strong.Besides, both of them are men, so there is no need to be shy.

Yuan Shaojun felt a little itchy in his nose when he saw his appearance that was about to be covered but still exposed, so he had to look away in embarrassment, and said angrily, "I said, can you put on your clothes?!"

Xiao Jiao said with an innocent face: "My clothes are not dry after washing, so I can't wear them now."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

What kind of weird and silly reason is this? ? ?

If you want to seduce me, just say it, there is no need to make such a far-fetched excuse for being mentally retarded, do you think the second young master is mentally retarded!

Turning his head to look at the surrounding environment, Yuan Shaojun was a little dazed, "What kind of place is this?"

The dilapidated and dilapidated house is almost unbearable. He has never set foot in such a place in his life. Could it be a slum built in the film and television city?

Xiao Jiao said: "This is my home, you were knocked out by some people just now, I will carry you back after they left."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

As expected of an actor, the ability to open his eyes and tell lies is really superb.

Although he is not very clear in his mind, he still has basic common sense. It is said that the income of Chinese actors is astonishingly high, and they are recognized as one of the most profitable industries at the moment. !

Yuan Shaojun pressed the twitching veins on his forehead, tried his best to endure and said, "Lend me your phone, I'll make a call."

He had to find someone to pick him up from this ghostly place, otherwise he was afraid that he would have a cerebral hemorrhage.

Xiao Jiao: "I'm sorry I don't have one, the mobile phone is too expensive, I can't afford it."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

Yuan Ershao finally collapsed, there was a bang in his head, his eyes closed, and he passed out.