Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

"Three Days, Two Nights" is a large-scale outdoor reality show produced and broadcast by Digua TV this year. It is attended by five celebrities in the entertainment industry and broadcasts one episode every Friday.In each episode of the program, these five members will be penniless and sent to a small remote village with beautiful mountains and rivers. The five members work on their own, helping the villagers in exchange for their own board and lodging. Whichever member of Queen of the Night has the best life and gets the highest approval from the villagers will be the winner.

Because this program is closer to the real rural life, the glamorous stars and entertainers put down their idol burdens to do farm work and eat farm meals, resulting in frequent questions and jokes, which made the audience feel extraordinarily happy It is fresh and interesting, so it became very popular once it was broadcast, and became one of the most popular reality shows this year.

In the first season of "Three Days and Two Nights", five fixed members participated in the program. In the second season, in order to make the effect more dramatic and create more unexpected fun, the production team decided to randomly divide the five members into two groups , one group of three people, the other group of two people, and then invite a mysterious guest to join the two-person group to compete in the form of three-on-three.And Xiao Jiao is the first mysterious guest who comes by air in the second season of the show.

This evening, in a guest house in Yuexiu Town, a certain province in East China, I saw a rich man in a white T-shirt and jeans, with a youthful and ignorant face, who grew up in a greenhouse and had never been exposed to wind, sun, and rain. The corners of the five members' eyes collectively twitched for Xiao Jiaoshi who was like a young master, but they all showed bright and enthusiastic smiles in front of the camera lens: "Oh, he's a handsome guy, welcome!"

Xiao Jiao bowed shyly to everyone, "Hello, teachers, my name is Xiao Jiao."

As soon as he turned around and turned his back on Xiao Jiao, Chen Peng, who debuted as a tough guy on the screen, asked in a low voice suspiciously: "What's the origin of this slender boy?"

Li Anjia, who has been a gourmet program host for many years, raised her lower eyelids lightly, "Tianqi is a newcomer who is popular recently. He is nicknamed Little Banana. He has eaten hot pot live on the Internet. He has a big appetite and is quite edible. His appetite is no less than Brother Peng, you are young."

Chen Peng had a look of disbelief, "No way, is Tianqi so unreliable? Doesn't that mean whoever he teams up with tomorrow will be unlucky."

The beauty column writer Yao Peixuan snorted, "It's hard to say, maybe some grandpa or aunt will feel sorry for this little banana when he looks cute and soft, and will give him to eat if he doesn't let him work."

The football player Zhang Guoqiang looked incredible: "This kid seems to know nothing, how dare he come to be a guest, the director is also big enough."

Comedian Feng Dalu joked with a smile: "What's so strange about this, Brother Guoqiang, you have never missed a goal, and you have also entered the national team. Isn't your heart stronger."

"Feng Dazui, what are you talking about?!" Zhang Guoqiang blushed, and the veins on his forehead burst out.

The others immediately came up to smooth things over, "Forget it if Guoqiang is strong, but Dalu's words are more poisonous. None of us has been hurt by him. It's not the first day you know."

Only then did Zhang Guoqiang give up resentfully.

Xiao Jiao stood aside, feeling dizzy whether he understood or not.

For the first time today, he took a two-hour flight from Yuncheng to another city, and then took a four-hour bus to reach the small town. After a day of exhaustion, he was a little wilted like a plant that lacks water.

Because the production team required everything to be kept simple and the entourage should be reduced as much as possible, so he only brought an assistant Xiao Zhao with him on this trip, and Yuan Shaojun failed to fulfill his wish.

The director then came out with a smile on his face and said, "Okay, let's get acquainted with Little Banana first. We will stay in the hostel today. After dinner, we will have a good rest. We will officially go to the countryside to record the program tomorrow!"

The five members responded lazily, and only Xiao Jiao cheered up and answered "Yes", in exchange for the mocking eyes of the rest.

The dinner was eaten in the guest house. The chicken, duck and fish meat was very real. Everyone else thought it was greasy, so they ate a little pickily.Although Xiao Jiao didn't have a good appetite after the long journey, he didn't want to waste so many dishes, but he was the one who ate the most among all the people.Although everyone has heard that he is very good at eating, they were still shocked after seeing it with their own eyes, and secretly prayed that they would not be in a group with this foodie tomorrow.

After dinner, it was nine o'clock. The members of the program group either went to the chess and card room to play cards and mahjong, or went shopping and sang K for fun. Dozens of people in the yard dispersed all at once.

Before Xiao Zhao left, he was told by Mr. Yuan to take care of Xiao Jiao. Seeing that Xiao Jiao was alone, he asked him if he wanted to join in the fun.

Xiao Jiao said: "No, I'll go back to my room to rest for a while, you go and play with them, don't worry about me."

Xiao Zhao said: "That's fine, you have a good rest, call me anytime if you have anything to do, and I'll just watch them play cards for a while."

Xiao Jiao agreed, and went upstairs to the room alone.

This is the first event that Liu Lian arranged for him after he signed a brokerage contract with Fleeting Years Studio last week.

When he learned that Uncle Liu was a well-known broker in the industry, Xiao Jiao was very surprised, and was even called an idiot by the other party.As a result, Mrs. Liu happened to come to the studio to visit her son at that time, and when she heard it, she scolded Liu Lian unceremoniously, making everyone present want to laugh but dare not laugh, and felt very uncomfortable.

Liu Lian said that his current popularity is still too low to increase his net worth, and the filming cycle is too long, it is difficult to see results in a short period of time, so he found a reality show for him.He also said that this show is very popular, and it took a lot of effort to put him, a young rookie who just debuted, in, so he must perform well.

Xiao Jiao seldom watched variety shows, and didn't know how to perform to applaud him, so he just came here in a daze.

At first, Yuan Shaojun didn't want him to participate, because the shooting location was not in Yuncheng, but in a remote mountainous area thousands of miles away. The recording time plus round-trip transportation would take at least four days, which was too long and difficult for him.Moreover, the program itself uses the experience of rural life as a gimmick, and all meals and lodging are in farmers' homes. It is conceivable that the filming process will be more difficult.

However, Xiao Jiao found it very novel. After watching some clips of the first season, he became very interested. Yuan Shaojun had to compromise and personally sent him to the airport.

After returning to the room, Xiao Jiao drank two bottles of mineral water and took a shower, finally feeling better.

Although it's already September, the autumn tiger's prestige is still there, and the air conditioner in the room where Xiao Jiao lives is not well cooled, so he walked out of the bathroom without any clothes or shawl.Anyway, he was the only one in the room, so it wouldn't have any effect.

As soon as he came out of the bathroom, the mobile phone on the bed rang. Xiao Jiao saw the name of the caller, and the fatigue of the day disappeared instantly. He picked up the mobile phone and threw himself on the bed, and happily connected the call: " Er Shao!"

In fact, Yuan Shaojun called him as soon as he got off the plane at noon, but Xiao Jiao was a little airsick at that time, and the surrounding noise was so noisy that he couldn't hear clearly, so the two of them couldn't speak a few words.Now that I am alone in a room and quiet down, I can have a good chat.

Yuan Shaojun on the other end of the phone couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, "Are you there yet?"

Xiao Jiao: "Here we are. This place is very beautiful. There is a mountain called Yuexiu Mountain, which looks a bit like Xiaoqingshan. It was already dark when I arrived today. I will take a picture for you tomorrow!"

"Okay." Yuan Shaojun responded casually, but what was in his mind was what's so good about the mountains. It's not bad for you to post a selfie, "Have you eaten dinner? Are you still dizzy now?"

Xiao Jiao wiped away the water that dripped into his eyes from his hair, and replied briskly: "I've eaten, I took a bath just now, and I'm much better now."

Just took a shower?Certain images flashed through Yuan Shaojun's mind involuntarily, and he couldn't help swallowing, feeling his throat was a little dry, "Really? You take a photo and send it to me for a look, otherwise I won't worry."

"Okay, wait a minute."

Xiao Jiao did not doubt that he had it, obediently agreed, turned on the photo function after interrupting the call, pointed the camera at himself, smiled involuntarily, and then sent the photo.

The internet speed of the guest house was very slow, and Yuan Shaojun waited for a full minute to receive the photo, and he couldn't wait to open it to see it, and there was a bang in his head.

In the photo, Xiao Jiao's hair is still wet, with a few strands of hair strangling mischievously, as cute as a duckling that just got out of the water.His brows and eyes were slightly bent, and he smiled sweetly and softly at himself.But the terrible thing is that he seems to have no clothes on, his neck is bare, revealing his delicate collarbone and a round shoulder, his white skin is still faintly glowing with water, and there is a moist sweetness The breath seemed to come through the screen.

Objectively speaking, in this photo of Xiao Jiao, there are not many naked｜exposed parts, only a small part above the chest, but Yuan Shaojun has seen him naked｜naked more than once, so he thought The part below the chest is automatically filled in.Then it became a disaster, the blood all over his body boiled like water in a boiling pot, and rushed to a certain part of his body.

Snow!Yuan Shaojun cursed angrily, trying to calm the evil fire in his body with his thoughts, but he couldn't suppress it no matter what, so he had no choice but to stretch his right hand down and move quickly, his eyes fixed on him like a wolf that had been hungry for a long time. that photo.

After Xiao Jiao sent the photo, he waited for a while but did not hear back, so he couldn't help himself and dialed Yuan Shaojun's number.

It took more than ten seconds for the phone to ring, and Xiao Jiao heard the oppressed and rapid breathing from the opposite side, and asked strangely: "Second Young Master, what's wrong with you?"

The other person answered while panting, "I, I'm working out..."

Xiao Jiao was afraid that something would happen if he answered the phone during the exercise, so he said, "Oh, then you should focus on exercising, and I will call you tomorrow."

"Wait, little banana, call me good brother again."

Pleasure came like a tide, and Yuan Shaojun was on the verge of breaking out, his body stretched like a piece of iron, and his well-defined abdominal muscles were covered with sweat, as if he had run ten kilometers.

Xiao Jiao heard the slightly trembling, sexy and hoarse voice, his heart jumped for no reason, and his face became hot. Feeling shy and nervous for no reason, he called softly: "Good brother... good night." Then she hung up the phone with a blushing face.

Yuan Shaojun groaned and climbed to the top.