Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

Xiao Jiao woke up automatically like every morning in the past. The room was completely dark, and the outline of simple furniture could be vaguely seen.

He rubbed his eyes, not fully awake for a moment, not sure where he was.The cell phone next to the pillow rang suddenly, and the word "Second Young Master" danced happily on the screen. He immediately took the cell phone and connected the call.

"Good morning, didn't I disturb you? How did you sleep last night?"

The clear and pleasant familiar voice came to the eardrums, and Xiao Jiao's drowsy mind was instantly awakened, and he happily replied: "Good morning, Second Young Master! I just woke up, and I slept well last night, how about you?" ?”

He didn't have any problems with being too sleepy or not adapting to a new environment. Although the bed in the hostel was a bit hard and the sheets were rough, the condition was better than the old house where he lived, so he still had a good night's sleep. Sleep.

"I slept well." Yuan Shaojun coughed and cleared his throat. The "fitness" activity before going to bed last night temporarily relieved his anxiety, but the hunger and thirst in his heart became stronger. No need to tell this little fool, "I called you so early to remind you to get dressed early. Are you still naked?"

Saying this early in the morning really tested his endurance, but it was impossible not to say it, and he was able to say it in an extremely serious tone.

Xiao Jiao's face suddenly became hot, and he muttered: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Yuan Shaojun said solemnly: "The program team that produces the reality show will often break into the room of the members participating in the program early in the morning, and film their strange sleeping postures and the appearance of getting up in a hurry, so you'd better put on your clothes immediately. And Hotels in small places are not clean enough, there will be a lot of stains and bacteria on the bedding, it is best not to sleep naked when you go out in the future, you know?"

How could his Little Banana's body be seen by others!When Yuan Shaojun thought of Xiao Jiao's soft and delicate skin coming into contact with those filthy things, Yuan Shaojun felt distressed and terrified.Originally, these words should have been said last night, but the unexpected thing happened last night, and he couldn’t remember it under the brain and guilty conscience of the X-worm. He woke up this morning and recovered his normal thinking ability. Called to remind.

"Got it." Xiao Jiao said obediently.

"Okay, I won't tell you anymore, get dressed quickly, and pay attention to safety when you go down to record the show, and let me know if you have any questions."

"Okay, bye!"

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Jiao immediately got up and dressed properly, even made the bed, and then went to the bathroom to wash up.

Just after washing, the door of the room opened quietly, and a cameraman walked in stealthily with a camera on his shoulder, followed by a few staff watching the excitement.

As soon as the photographer came in, he pointed the camera at the bed, but found that the bed was clean and tidy, as if no one had slept in it, and he couldn't help but muttered in doubt: "Strange, where is the person?"

In fact, breaking into the door early in the morning to shoot is an old-fashioned method, which symbolizes that the program has officially entered the recording stage, but the audience is still not tired of watching it, and the members of the program group are also well aware that some people don’t care about it, how should they sleep? It’s still how to sleep; some people, especially women, will prepare in advance, so that people will not be photographed ugly with unkempt hair and eye feces.However, it was the first time for the photographer to encounter such an empty door like today.

Could it be that the kid had too much fun outside last night and didn't return all night?Tsk tsk, she looks so cute, I can't tell.The other team members are night owls, playing cards until the clock ticks before going back to their room to sleep.Even Zhang Guoqiang, who had excess energy, found a foot bath city massage in the town last night, and returned to the guest house at two o'clock.

Xiao Jiao came forward, waved his hand to several people and said hello: "Everyone, teachers, good morning."

"..."

The photographer's hands trembled, and he almost smashed the machine weighing several kilograms onto his feet.

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At 07:30 in the morning, all the team members of "Three Days, Two Nights" assembled in the courtyard of the China Merchants Bank, raised their arms towards the camera, and posed in a majestic pose :"Set off!"

When the camera turned, everyone except Xiao Jiao was yawning with their mouths open.

The director has long been used to it, and yelled at everyone to get in the car and drive away.

As long as it doesn't affect the progress of the filming, it doesn't matter if these celebrities party all night long.Have dark circles on your face?The powder is used to cover it, and the lens is treated with soft light to ensure that the film will not reveal the stuffing.

Only that kid Xiao Jiao is an anomaly, refreshing and fresh like a plant growing in the ground, which makes people feel comfortable when they see it.At first, I thought that Liu Yishou had taken the wrong medicine this time to put a young rookie into the program group, but now it seems a bit interesting, I hope the performance in the future will not be too bad, otherwise, with this face and spirit, he should also can attract a certain audience.

After a while, all the program crew took several commercial vehicles out of the town to Yuexiu Village at the foot of Yuexiu Mountain.

The car swayed all the way on the country road, and there were patches of crop fields on both sides of the road, rice, millet, rapeseed and the like, and many farmers were already working in the fields.At this time, most of the crops are entering the mature stage, shining golden light in the morning sun, against the rolling dark green mountains in the distance, it looks as beautiful as an oil painting at first glance.

Five regular members and guest Xiao Jiao took an SUV, but soon after the five people boarded the car, they began to stagger to catch up on sleep. Xiao Jiao sat by the window but watched with great interest, blowing the cool morning breeze and smelling the crops The fragrance that emanates during the harvest makes my heart as happy as a bird singing.

It would be great if Yuan Shaojun was by his side at this time, he would definitely be happier.

An hour later, the group finally arrived at the head of the destination, Yuexiu Village.

The five members felt much better after getting a good night's sleep, and they all exclaimed after getting off the car: "Wow, this place is so beautiful!"

More than a dozen cameras were aimed at the members, recording everyone's intoxicated expressions and fancy praises for the mountain village scenery.

The director shook open a big bag and said with a smile: "Come here, mobile wallet and credit card, hand in everything, not one less."

This is the usual practice when the filming of each episode begins. Everyone stepped forward and threw their belongings into the bag smartly.Because Xiao Jiao is a mysterious guest, he is still standing outside the main camera, followed by the photographer Xiao Cao who broke into his guest room in the morning. His backpack has already been handed in, and he has nothing on him.

The director then waved his hand as if conjuring, conjured up five cards, asked the five members to draw one each, and then showed the front of the card to the camera.

Chen Peng, Zhang Guoqiang and Feng Dalu are cucumbers, while Li Anjia and Yao Peixuan are beans.

The first three immediately laughed, but the corners of Li Anjia's mouth drooped immediately, protesting: "Director, the difference in strength is too big, how can it be compared?"

"You and Peixuan may be a little bit unlucky today." The director shrugged and said with a smile, "But it's not necessarily true, don't you have the blessing of a mysterious guest, maybe he is lucky and can help you win .”

Li Anjia glanced at Xiao Jiao next to him, and resentfully said, "I hope so."

Yao Peixuan was the only woman among the five, and she was quite relaxed, she said coquettishly, "I don't like beans, can I change it to cucumbers?"

The men suddenly laughed with deep meaning, and Feng Dalu imitated Yao Peixuan's tone and said coquettishly: "No, people like cucumbers too, so I can't exchange them with you!"

"Feng Dazui, you are so annoying!" Yao Peixuan stomped her foot, making a gesture to hit Feng Dalu, who was hiding in the crowd, and said meanly: "Come on, come and chase me, if you catch me, let the cucumber go!" for you!"

So the two of you chased me and laughed and laughed, and the atmosphere of the scene was mobilized all of a sudden.

Everyone present was laughing, only Xiao Jiao was completely out of the situation, his bewildered expression was faithfully captured by Xiao Cao's camera.

The director raised his hand to signal silence, clapped his hands and said, "Congratulations to the Doujiao team, and I would like to mention a mysterious guest, Little Banana!"

Xiao Jiao was reminded by the staff to go to the front of the host seat, bowed to Li Anjia and Yao Peixuan, and said very sincerely: "Mr. Li, Mr. Yao, please take care of me."

Li Anjia managed to force a smile, "Welcome little handsome guy to join our Doujiao team."

Yao Peixuan was sweating profusely from chasing Feng Dalu just now, and when Xiao Jiao approached, she felt a little bit of coolness, feeling puzzled in her heart, and at the same time couldn't help but take the initiative to take a step forward, holding Xiao Jiao's arm affectionately, He rolled his eyes at the three members of the cucumber team and said, "Hmph, now that I have little bananas, I don't care for your stinky cucumbers."

Everyone laughed again in an instant.

Although Xiao Jiao was not used to such intimate contact with a young woman, he did not push Yao Peixuan away, but smiled politely and shyly.

When everyone was almost laughing, the director waved his hand: "The first episode of the second season of "Three Days and Two Nights", the game has officially started, the cucumber team and the bean team are rushing!"

"Go ahead!"

The members ran to Yuexiu Village happily.

Zhang Guoqiang's footwork is not good, but he runs very fast, and he rushes to the first place.Chen Peng is a practicing family, and he is a little behind in the second place.Feng Dalu had a sharp tongue and was not slow on his feet, running in the third place.Therefore, the three members of the Cucumber team entered the village first, followed by several photographers carrying equipment and running wildly behind them, billowing smoke and dust all the way behind them.

Li Anjia, Yao Peixuan and Xiao Jiao of the Doujiao team tied for fifth place, and were dropped by the Cucumber team by dozens of meters.

Xiao Jiao could have been faster, but he couldn't leave the two team members behind, so he trotted slowly along with them.

Yao Peixuan spat out a mouthful of sand with a "bah", and asked pantingly, "Brother Li, do you have any chocolate?"

Li Anjia is a fat man who loves food, wiped off his sweat and said, "It's gone, I finished eating while playing cards last night."

Yao Peixuan lamented: "It's over, it's over, I'm afraid I'm going to drink the northwest wind this morning."

Just as Xiao Jiao wanted to comfort him, he suddenly heard shouts from the field by the side of the road. He turned his head and saw a buffalo running around in the field like crazy.An old man was chasing after him with a whip in his hand, trying to stop the buffalo, but the buffalo didn't listen at all, and continued to charge forward with its head lowered and a pair of horns on it, scaring several villagers who were working in the fields into panic. Fleeing in all directions.

A five or six-year-old boy was squatting in the grass beside the field to catch grasshoppers. When he heard the shout, he looked up and saw a buffalo rushing towards him. sit on the floor.

"Oh my God!" Yao Peixuan turned pale, she screamed in fright and covered her eyes, not daring to look again.

The incident happened suddenly, and everyone in the program team was a little stunned. Just when they were at a loss, a slender figure flashed past everyone's eyes like lightning, jumped off the field ridge at an unbelievable speed, rushed to the little boy and grabbed him. He picked it up, then twisted his slender waist, and made a wrong step, narrowly avoiding the sharp horns of the buffalo.

The buffalo was still castrated, and ran forward for a few meters with its head down, and then headed towards a big tree beside the field. There was a loud "bang", the horns of the buffalo plunged into the tree trunk, and the buffalo must have been hit hard. It staggered and struggled for a while, then slowly calmed down, and obediently lay on the ground without moving.

Everyone present did not expect that things would turn around suddenly, and they were all stunned on the spot for a while, unable to recover.