Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

In the past two months, Yuan Shaojun was very busy, and Xiao Jiao hardly had a moment of leisure.He was completely unaware of the turmoil and changes that took place in the entertainment industry during this period, and he was basically in the state of "keep his ears off the window and focus on filming tricks". Almost all of them are used to figure out the script of "8102". Even in dreams, I will become the protagonist Li Xiaowu to experience his rough, bitter and fantastic life.

On the second day after "Dan Xin Jue" was finished, Xiao Jiao went to the studio of "8102".Yu Hean glanced at him and snapped his fingers, "OK, let's take action tomorrow!"

In this script with a vulgar Internet taste in the name, the country boy Li Xiaowu's parents died when he was young, and he was brought up by his grandmother Han Xin. When he was in middle school, his grandmother died of illness and Li Xiaowu was buried. Grandma dropped out of school and went to work in the city, but because of bad luck, she not only failed to make money, but fell into poverty and distress.He moved bricks at the construction site, and was beaten, scolded and humiliated by unscrupulous contractors who deducted wages; he was an apprentice in a restaurant, and a customer who found half a cockroach in the dish had a bowl of food on his head, and was fired by the angry boss. He went to work as a waiter in the clubhouse, but because he performed well but didn't know how to read people's faces, he was framed by the foreman and framed and almost got a lawsuit... On a bleak winter night, Li Xiaowu, who couldn't pay the rent and was kicked out by the landlord, was on the street Wandering alone, I accidentally fell into a sewer without a manhole cover, and then traveled to a bizarre and absurd parallel world, code-named 8102.

In 8102, all the skills Li Xiaowu learned during his part-time job were all magnified, and he could throw a handful of sand at random to beat the shit out of the bad guys, transforming himself into an omnipotent superman.The thin young man who was once inferior and cowardly suddenly became extremely confident and powerful. He not only taught everyone who bullied him a lesson, but also generously helped others, hoeed the strong and helped the weak, and saved the world. He is a great hero who is filled with countless flowers and applause, and got the true love of a beautiful and kind girl.Later, the United Nations awarded Li Xiaowu a gold medal of "Guardian of the Earth" in recognition of his contribution to all mankind. Li Xiaowu stood on the podium, facing the audience all over the world, and said excitedly: "Thank you everyone, today is the happiest day of my life..."

However, before the words were finished, the world of 8102 suddenly collapsed, as if the end of the world had come. Li Xiaowu was hit by a column that collapsed on the award platform, and was deeply buried by countless broken bricks and boulders.

In the real world, Li Xiaowu, who was plagued by injuries, died on the snowy street at four o'clock in the morning before dawn. His whole body was covered by pure white and gentle snowflakes, with a faint smile of satisfaction on his lips.

This is a sad adult fairy tale full of magic and absurdity at the same time. Through Yu Hean's exquisite and delicate camera language and his personal style of narration, the most humble and the most respectable, the most suffering and the happiest, The most unbelievable but seemingly natural situation is merging with cruelty, ruthlessness and tenderness. After one performance, you can taste the ups and downs of life all over again.

Yu He'an is also the most demanding and demanding director that Xiao Jiao has encountered since his debut. The other actors in the crew are often forced by him to die.In comparison, a ten-second shot may be NGed ten times, and Xiao Jiao, who took a long time to shoot, is already quite good.

Moreover, the shooting process was really hard. In order to truly present the various social conditions, many shots were real scenes shot in secret.Xiao Jiao had suffered a lot before meeting Yuan Shaojun, but it was nothing compared to what happened to Li Xiaowu in the play.Yuan Shaojun once visited a class and witnessed Xiao Jiao washing dishes in a kitchen full of sewage. The customer pointed at his nose and yelled at him when the food was served 2 minutes late. He almost went up and kicked him away in distress and anger, but was caught by Xiao Jiao. Jiao stopped in time.

This scene was not Li Xiaowu's worst situation. Xiao Jiao also understood Yuan Shaojun's mood very well, but he still said: "Brother, you should stop visiting the class in the future. If you feel uncomfortable watching it, I will feel bad too. But how this movie should be made, I will still do it."

Yuan Shaojun kissed his stained face, although a thousand people were unsympathetic and ten thousand people were unwilling, he finally agreed.

The total length of "8102" is 1 hour and 55 minutes. It took eight months to shoot from the beginning of summer to the end of winter. The post-production took a whole year, and it took another three months before it was officially released in M ​​country.

For nearly two years, the production progress of this film has been kept in a low-key state of secrecy. Only when Xiao Jiao joined the crew and started the production, the crew and Tianqi successively issued an official statement. Since then, there has been no news. .

Netizens were very excited at the beginning that Xiao Jiao could star in the movie of the famous international director Yu Hean. Later, they didn't see any reports, and gradually there were various rumors. Some said that the investors of "8102" suddenly withdrew their capital and caused The filming was interrupted, some said that Xiao Jiao's acting skills were not good enough and he was angered by Director Yu and replaced him, and some said that the plot was too sensitive and harmful to social unity and stability and was banned by the ZF, etc. There were all kinds of things.

Regarding the divergent opinions on the Internet, Tianqi and the crew of "8102" have the same attitude, neither explaining nor clarifying nor promoting. Over time, this movie has gradually been forgotten by the public.And because Xiao Jiao devoted himself to filming, he seldom appeared in public. Although he won awards such as the most popular actor and the best actor with "Dan Xin Jue" the year before, he has not released a new work for a long time. Under the circumstances, the popularity has dropped a lot.

It was not until May 2020, 5 that "20" was simultaneously released in North American and domestic Tianqi theaters, and it caused a collective sensation at home and abroad. Xiao Jiao once again became the focus of all media attention, driving countless audiences crazy.

When the first batch of Huaguo audiences saw Xiao Jiao, who was wearing old clothes and came out of a desolate and dilapidated small village in a disheveled manner in the theater, everyone couldn't believe their eyes, thinking that they were dazzled or made The film crew got the wrong person, and then blamed Yu Hean for being cruel and merciless for abusing Little Banana.However, watching them, I forgot to be entangled in who the actor was, and gradually became captivated by Li Xiaowu's ridiculous fate.After the film ended, almost all the audience left the theater with tears in their eyes and mixed feelings, and then immediately expressed their feelings on the Internet to express their impressions sincerely.

Foreign audiences basically don't know Xiao Jiao, and most of them don't know much about China's national conditions. On the contrary, their attitudes when watching the movie are much simpler and purer, and they are more likely to be moved by Li Xiaowu's life experience in the film.

tag#不同的《8102》，不同的小芹# detonated the entire network overnight, attracting the attention of the public, and then received overwhelming praise. Countless audiences regarded it as a rare masterpiece of sincerity in recent years, and tirelessly watched it I went to the theater to watch it again and again, and wept again and again for Li Xiaowu's fate.Of course, just as no film in history can be perfect and satisfy everyone, there are not a few people who dislike "8102". "XXX" released in half a year is far from "XXX", and it is no surprise that it is booked as the worst film of the year.

However, no matter whether it is praised or criticized, praised or slandered, nothing can stop the fact that "8102" has been making great strides all the way and smashing the box office.

One month later, "8102" made a remarkable achievement of 39 billion domestically and 2.8 million US dollars in North America.Xiao Jiao has become a well-known young actor of the new generation in the world, conquering the hearts of countless movie fans all over the world, but also arousing the jealousy and hatred of some people invisibly.

In the second year, "8102" became the darling of major film festivals at home and abroad. It not only won many awards in China, but also attracted much attention and affirmation internationally. A number of important awards including the Golden Globe Award for Best Foreign Language Film, the British Academy Film Awards for Best Foreign Language Film, and the International Federation of Film Critics Awards.

In mid-May 2021, Yu Hean, together with Xiao Jiao and other film crew members, participated in the 5th Cannes International Film Festival in France. "Same-sex scandal".

A well-known entertainment blogger with tens of millions of fans claimed to have received a submission from an anonymous netizen—a group of intimate photos of a popular and brilliant young actor in China and a mysterious man. The coded candid photos were sent out in a grand manner.

In this group of photos, the two men look at each other with smiles, or walk hand in hand, or have dinner together, or hug each other passionately.And even though it was a candid shot, the quality of the photo was quite clear, and one of the parties could be recognized at a glance as Xiao Jiao.

The power of this Weibo is no less than a strong earthquake, and it is not the same as the influence of Xiao Jiao's love statement two years ago. The reposts and comments soared like a rocket, causing the Weibo server to be overloaded. , Visiting Caton, almost paralyzed for a while.

[Luo Xiaoguo]: It's a big trough!Is Little Banana actually gay? !Omg it was horrible! ! !Mom, I want to go back to Mars! ! !

[Leo Lei]: Ah, ah, nosebleeds all over the place!The picture is so eye-catching!Are you sure it's a real shot and not a still from a BL idol drama? ! ! !

[A humming monster]: If I'm not mistaken, that mysterious man is Yuan Ershao, general manager of Tianqi, right?I'm mad! ! !The blue sky above the head of the Lantern Festival party!

[Nana Nana]: That's right, it's Yuan Ershao!He and Banana are so good together, they are so good together!Woohoo I cried so loudly!

[Your second uncle]: Be so good!Could it be that the "person I like" that Little Banana said when she bravely spoke out for love two years ago refers to a man rather than a woman?It really blows people's minds!

[King Invincible 111]: Damn, it's disgusting!He looks quite clean, but he turned out to be a dead gay guy who walked through the back door, isn't he afraid of getting sick!I will never watch his movies again!

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Under the guidance and promotion of some people with ulterior motives, tags such as #TXL满出娱乐圈#, #强力推受推满胶艺术人肖娇#, #小草实是根热豆节# and other tags flooded the Internet, which is shocking. .

Xiao Jiao hadn't been on Weibo for many days, and he didn't know anything about what happened on the Internet, but an actress who came to the Cannes Film Festival with the crew asked him worriedly, "Little Banana, do you want Don’t post a statement to explain it? Just say that it’s necessary for filming, so that everyone doesn’t take it seriously, and then find a public relations company to delete the post and suppress the situation.”

The actress has a very good relationship with Xiao Jiao. They are friends who can continue to see each other after the filming of "8102". Naturally, they also know his relationship with Yuan Shaojun. After seeing the violent comments on the Internet, they are both worried and angry about him.

Xiao Jiao saw that she was holding the mobile phone, and the Weibo interface was displayed on the screen, so he immediately had a premonition.After he opened Weibo and took a quick look, he understood the general situation, but instead of panicking, he shook his head and smiled, and then saved those photos one by one.

The actress said in amazement: "Little Banana, some people's words are so harsh and the influence is too bad. Don't you get angry?"

Xiao Jiao said: "I have long been prepared for this day to come, and the photos captured are all facts. I don't want to deny it, don't want to hide it from the public, and don't want to perfuse my relationship with my brother anymore."

The actress was shocked when she heard the words, and it took a long time to say sincerely: "Little Banana, you are braver than I imagined, come on!"

Xiao Jiao smiled and said, "Thank you."

The next day, the awards ceremony of the 74th Cannes International Film Festival in France was grandly held. Xiao Jiao won the best actor title for his role as Li Xiaowu in "8102".

The award presenter that night was a well-known Chinese-American actress with international reputation. After expressing her heartfelt congratulations to Xiao Jiao, she routinely asked him about his acceptance speech.

Xiao Jiao also routinely thanked the director Yu Hean in fluent and pure English, thanked the staff of the crew and all his fans and fans, then took out a plain and unpretentious platinum ring from his pocket, and faced all the media on the scene He and the audience, as well as all the audience around the world watching the live broadcast in front of the TV, said in Chinese shyly but very seriously: "Li Xiaowu in the film is unfortunate, but in reality I am the luckiest in the world, because I met my lover, and with him, my life becomes complete. So, Mr. Yuan Shaojun, are you willing to marry me?"

There was silence at the scene. Including the Chinese actress who presided over the award presentation, everyone who could understand Chinese was stunned, and those who didn't understand whispered to each other and asked each other.

Holding the ring, Xiao Jiao stood quietly on the stage, looking at a certain direction off the stage.

Ten seconds later, English and Chinese bilingual subtitles appeared on the big screen, and the Chinese actress came back to her senses, sighed and clapped her hands, followed by thunderous applause and cheers from the audience.

Countless people laughed and shouted: "Marryhim!" "Marryhim!" "Marryhim!"

A few seconds later, a handsome and tall Huaguo man stood up from an inconspicuous corner of the venue, and smiled with tears in his eyes: "Baby, I am willing."