Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

At the 74th Cannes International Film Festival in France, Xiao Jiao held the best actor trophy in his left hand and a platinum ring in his right hand, and proposed to his colleague Yuan Shaojun in front of hundreds of millions of audiences around the world. Within a short period of time, it spread to every corner of the world through various communication channels such as the Internet, TV, newspapers, and radio stations.Not to mention abroad, but within China, the sensational effect caused by this shocking move is almost unprecedented.

When the news of the "same-sex scandal" came out the day before, Weibo was just freezing and crashing. This time, the server crashed solidly for an hour before barely returning to normal.

Within two days, the people of Huaguo felt as if they had been on a roller coaster ride on a super-slalom, invincible, thrilling and thrilling roller coaster. They really had a heartbeat, and everyone was still vying to express their opinions. Praise, Touched, blessed, envied, hated, and abused, it's like a great debate of the century.

Countless onlookers blushed and had a thick neck through the network cable, and they were so cruel that their heads were broken and bloody. After a long time, they came to their senses and thought, what is it that we outsiders are so sincere, what the Yuan family thinks about this is the key !

It is said that love is a matter of two people, while marriage is a matter of two families. Xiao Jiao and Yuan Shaojun talk about their love and talk about it. It is definitely useless to enter the palace of marriage openly like ordinary male and female lovers. Not to mention that Huaguo officials do not recognize it, even the Yuan family will not agree!

As we all know, Xiao Jiao is an orphan, with no relatives and no reason, he can do whatever he wants without looking at the faces of his family members, let alone being cast aside by his relatives and having his legs broken by his parents because of "coming out".The Yuan family is different. Ding Xingwang, the master of the family, is an existence that cannot be ignored.Moreover, it is said that the Yuan family is more traditional and old-fashioned in their bones. What do people with traditional thinking fear most?What I am most afraid of is that my family's ugliness will be publicized and my face will be tarnished. Now that the Yuan family has a maverick "unworthy descendant" like Yuan Shaojun who subverts the tradition, I am afraid that the whole family will be in a state of turmoil.

The well-known entertainment media "See You on Monday" adheres to the principle of answering questions for the public and restoring the truth of the matter. After many introductions and painstaking efforts, it obtained the exclusive privilege of interviewing the main members of the Yuan family. Everyone loves to broadcast.

Sister Xili: Let’s first interview Yuan Ershao’s twin nephew and niece. The elder brother is Yuan Zhiyu and the younger sister is Yuan Zhijin. Both of them are adults.The brother and sister are currently studying at Huaqing University and Jingbei University, the highest universities in Huaguo, and they are both academic masters and school girls/school flower-level figures in their respective schools.Hello, Ajin and Ayu, have you both seen the scene where Xiao Jiao proposed to your uncle in public at the Cannes Film Festival a few days ago?I don't know what you two brothers and sisters want to say about this?

Yuan Zhiyu: One word, cool.

Yuan Zhijin: Three words, so cool!

Sister Sharp: Uh, what is the specific cool method, can you tell everyone in detail?I wonder if this incident will bring some trouble and pressure to your campus life?

Yuan Zhiyu: What is pressure?This word is never in my dictionary.My aunt is impeccable as an actor, talented, dedicated and conscientious, and has basically won all the awards she deserves; as my uncle's lover, he is also perfect, brave and steadfast, daring to act, he can be called us young people A role model for learning, a beacon on the road of love.

Yuan Zhijin: I can finally declare openly that I am a hardcore banana fan, hahahaha!Our little aunt's boyfriend is MAX!If I were my uncle, I would have fainted from excitement at the scene! ! !You don't know how much my uncle loves my aunt, and you don't know how long I've been looking forward to this day! ! !My aunt and my uncle are a match made in heaven, and those who oppose it are doomed to be alone for the rest of their lives! ! !

Sister Xili: ...Little aunt, um, what a sweet and playful name!I have no objection to the two of them being together, so when will my sister get out of the singles... Well, what, just kidding, let's interview Yuan Ershao's parents, uncles and aunts, hello, both of you The face is full of red light, and it looks so good!I would like to ask what do you think about the marriage between Xiao Jiao and Er Shao?

Father Yuan: People are happy when they have happy events.It's not easy for Little Banana to get to where he is today. We welcome him to officially become a member of the Yuan family. From now on, we will all be his relatives.

Mother Yuan: It's not easy. The sooner the two of them get married, the sooner I, a mother, can feel at ease.But these days I've been very busy, choosing a date, writing invitations, ordering banquets, arranging the wedding scene and so on, everything can't be sloppy.By the way, girl, are you going to have a wedding reception then?

Sister Sharp: Huh?can i tooWhat an honor!Thank you, I will definitely go then!Cough cough, back to the topic, we still have to interview Yuan Yizheng, the chairman of Boyuan Group and the young master of the Yuan family.Whisper BB, Young Master Yuan looks serious and difficult to get close to, I am a little nervous, he won't ask someone to hack me out later, will he?

Yuan Yizheng: What did you say?

Sister Sharp: I, I, I didn't say anything!No, no, I want to say, Young Master Yuan, what do you think of your brother's plan to marry Xiao Jiao?

Yuan Yizheng: I am very pleased that Shaojun has finally grown up and is a mature man.In the future, after you post this Weibo, you can hold a lottery to like and repost to send blessings. I will sponsor and draw a red envelope of 111 for each of 9999 people. I wish them a long life together.If you wanton slander and abuse, I'm sorry, just wait for the lawyer's letter.

Sister Sharp: Ahhh, really!Young Master Yuan is really mighty and domineering!Hey, wait, that's not right. Didn't I come to Yuan's house to interview to watch a bloody drama where father and son become enemies and brothers turn against each other? Why is the situation completely opposite?So what kind of magical creatures are the Yuan family members?Forget it, let’s not talk about it, I’m going back to catch up on the draft and post on Weibo, here I come for the red envelope!

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Half a year after the proposal in Cannes, the wedding of Yuan Shaojun and Xiao Jiao was grandly held on a picturesque resort beach in the Pacific Ocean.

There were as many as 500 guests who came to the wedding banquet, half of them were relatives and friends of Yuan's family, half of them were friends of Xiao Jiao. The scene was full of celebrities and star-studded stars, almost all the important figures in the business and entertainment circles were swept away.

For this reason, the Yuan family has chartered several planes to pick up and drop off the guests. The food and accommodation are top-notch, the wedding arrangements are top-notch, and everything is of the highest standard.

The blue sky, white clouds, blue sea, and coconut groves witnessed the extremely romantic and dreamlike wedding of the two, which envied countless people in the world.

Yuan Shaojun and Xiao Jiao, dressed in pure white couple dresses, exchanged rings amidst warm and sincere applause and blessings from the guests, and then embraced and kissed each other.

After the wedding ceremony, the guests enjoy a gourmet meal, and then they can watch the wonderful programs performed by the local indigenous people, or participate in various exciting and fun water sports.Yuan Shaojun pulled Xiao Jiao when no one was looking, and ran into a room behind the auditorium.

Xiao Jiao asked strangely: "Brother, what are we doing here?"

Without saying a word, Yuan Shaojun started to unbutton his shirt.

Xiao Jiao couldn't help but blushed, but still raised his arms cooperatively, allowing him to strip himself naked like peeling a banana.

However, after taking off, Yuan Shaojun didn't do anything intimate, he just swallowed his saliva restrainedly, put on a colorful shirt and beach pants for him, and then took off his formal clothes and changed in a few moments.

Then he pulled his hand again, and winked at him mysteriously, "Let them have fun, my brother will take you to another place to play, and I promise that no one will disturb you."

Xiao Jiao was puzzled but also had a sense of secret novelty and excitement. He didn't ask him where he was going, but just followed him out from the back door of the auditorium hand in hand, like two big kids who played truant, stealthily avoiding other people's sight, to come To a small pier by the bay, where a speedboat is parked.

After getting on the speedboat, Yuan Shaojun started the engine and took Xiao Jiao away from the beach.

The speedboat sailed quickly on the blue sea with wind and waves, leaving the lively and festive wedding scene behind in a short time, and went deep into the depths of the vast and boundless sea.

An hour later, the speedboat stopped near a small island. If you look down from the air, you will find that the small island, which is about the size of five football fields, is in the shape of a heart.The vegetation on the island is lush and lush, like an emerald inlaid in the blue sea.The sea water near the sea is crystal clear, with layers of indigo, pink blue, emerald green, and light blue, and the gorgeous coral reefs underwater and colorful tropical fish swimming freely among the reefs are clearly visible.

Xiao Jiao couldn't help sighing: "Wow, this small island is so beautiful."

Yuan Shaojun raised the corners of his lips and said, "Do you like it?"

"I like it," Xiao Jiao said after a pause, then opened his eyes wide, "Brother, you won't buy it, will you?"

In the few years since they were together, whenever Xiao Jiao saw something he liked, Yuan Shaojun would just say "buy".From as small as an antique vase to as large as an amusement park, there is nothing Yuan Er Shao can't give away.On the one hand, Xiao Jiao was very moved, but on the other hand, he felt that it was too extravagant and wasteful. Recently, he seldom expressed his preferences.

"Isn't it possible?" Yuan Yijun asked solemnly, "The name of this small island is Banana of Love. It can be a banana or a reef."

Xiao Jiao was speechless, dumbfounded.

"Honey, there is no third person here except the two of us. You can enjoy our honeymoon as much as you want." Yuan Shaojun raised his chin, with a slightly evil smile on his lips, "Come on, brother will teach you first." swim."

"No need, I already know how to swim." Xiao Jiao stood up not to be outdone, and under Yuan Shaojun's surprised and fiery gaze, blushing slightly, he took off all the clothes that were in the way, stretched his arms, and jumped lightly and gracefully. into the sea.

He breathes and swims freely in the water, just as calmly and freely as on land.Under the bright and bright sunshine, his white and delicate body is gently supported by the rippling transparent sea water, and the picture is more strange and beautiful than any large film.

How lucky is he to have this one-of-a-kind treasure in the world.Yuan Shaojun sighed with a smile, then stripped off completely and jumped into the water.

The two chase each other in the sea, play and play, and shuttle back and forth among the coral reefs, just like two free fish.

No matter how good Yuan Shaojun's swimming skills are, he is just a mortal after all. Without special equipment, he cannot stay in the water for a long time. He needs to come out of the water to breathe after a while.

Xiao Jiao hugged his waist, and took the initiative to offer his soft lips to catch his breath.

Yuan Shaojun hugged his slippery body back, and warmly deepened the kiss.

The two floated to the shore along the warm tide, lingering wantonly and indulgently on the white and soft sand.

On this quiet and uninhabited island like a fairyland outside the world, Xiao Jiao completely opened up his body and soul, took Yuan Shaojun into it deeply, and accepted his gentle or wild collisions again and again.

Until the sun sets and the moon rises, the silver light falls on the two naked and beautiful bodies like a veil.

There are no reinforced concrete houses on Love Reef, only a few sturdy, comfortable and wild tree houses.

The two seem to have returned to the original and innocent age of life. They lived naked on this small island. When they were hungry, they would go to the sea to catch a few fish and shrimp, pry a few shells, and cook together. Have a happy love day and night, and fall asleep in the sound of the waves when you are tired.

The tide rises and falls, the sun rises and the moon hides, half a month has passed before you know it.

Xiao Jiao has never been so relaxed and indulged since he took shape. The noisy and busy world seems to have disappeared from the earth, leaving only him and Yuan Shaojun in the world.

However, Xiao Jiao has been a bit lazy for the past two days. He doesn't like going out to sea. He just wants to sleep in the tree house with Yuan Shaojun in his arms. His appetite has also lost a bit. His appetite is smaller than before. Maybe it's because he ate too much seafood and was a little tired. .But after waking up this morning, he took a sip of the Hai Li soup cooked by Yuan Shaojun, and then he vomited, and his cheeks, which were still rosy and tender a few days ago, also turned pale.

Yuan Shaojun was startled, hugged his limp body and asked anxiously: "Baby, are you not feeling well? Are you sick?"

"Probably not, I just feel a little disgusted." Xiao Jiao was also at a loss, he had never been sick, and he had never encountered this kind of situation before, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.

"No, I have to take you back to land to see a doctor." Yuan Shaojun couldn't rest assured, he found clothes from the cabinet and put them on for him, and quickly put them on himself.

Xiao Jiao has always been a little bit against the profession of a doctor, so he tugged on his sleeve nervously and said, "Brother, there is no need to see a doctor, I may just eat too much seafood, I should be fine."

Yuan Shaojun hugged him horizontally, and coaxed him softly: "Well, our baby has always been in good health, and it will be fine. But since you are tired of eating seafood, let's go back to the shore. When you miss this place, we can Come back anytime."

Hearing what he said, Xiao Jiao obediently agreed.Getting tired of eating seafood is one aspect. He got married, and the honeymoon is over. After resting for so long, it's time for him to go back and continue filming.

The cost of this marriage was huge, he didn't dare to ask Yuan Shaojun how much it cost, he had to work hard to earn it back.

Then the two left the island by speedboat.

Looking at the greenery that was getting smaller and smaller in his field of vision, Xiao Jiao waved his hands reluctantly, goodbye, Love Reef, we will come back to see you in three months at most.

It's a pity that he made a slip of the tongue, let alone three months, he couldn't come back here for the next three years.