Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

Due to the limitations of the male body, Xiao Jiao suffered a lot during childbirth and gave birth to the twins until midnight.

However, what he gave birth to was not a human being, but a real couple—the peerless little Shuangjiao.

Looking at the two large, curvy yellow bananas on the delivery bed, Yuan Shaojun choked up, what, what should I do?Is he going to go out with two bananas and tell people that these are my sons?

The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it.

Xiao Jiao raised his limp arms, touched two bananas, and said with some amusement: "You two mischievous ghosts, hurry up and become human, don't scare your daddy."

There was a flash of white light, and with a flash, the peerless little Shuangjiao turned into two human-shaped babies, who opened their mouths and kicked their legs and cried loudly, recruiting all the Yuan family members who were guarding the outer room.

Everyone rushed into the delivery room to have a look, and exclaimed at the same time: "Wow!"

Different from the red, wrinkled and hairless monkeys of human newborns, the two little guys are as clean and beautiful as carved jade. The facial features have concentrated the advantages of Xiao Jiao and Yuan Shaojun, just like dolls in New Year pictures Same, white and fat, chubby, small arms and legs twitching, looking very gratifying.Yuan's father and Yuan's mother were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear. They gave their two little grandchildren nicknames, one was Dudu and the other was Lulu.

Dudu and Lulu are both boys, almost identical in appearance, but there are still differences when you look closely.The elder brother Dudu's eyebrows are more heroic, more like Yuan Shaojun; the younger brother Lulu's is more beautiful and soft, he is simply a replica of Xiao Jiao.Yuan Shaojun made the decision, his elder brother's surname was Yuan and his name was Yuan Dudu, and his younger brother's surname was Xiao and his name was Xiao Lulu. The whole family had no objection to this, and it was unanimously approved.

Yuan Shaojun kissed the two little babies one by one, and then kissed Xiao Jiao's sweaty forehead, and said with both joy and distress, "Baby, thank you for your hard work."

Xiao Jiao smiled weakly, and said in a low voice with lingering fear: "Fortunately, there are only two of them. It would be terrible if it bears a bunch of fruits at once like a normal banana tree."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

What should I do, as soon as he imagined a dozen or twenty beautiful babies calling him Daddy, he was really looking forward to it!

Forget it, forget it, you can't be so greedy, let's raise these two first, and talk about the rest later!

After giving birth to the child, Xiao Jiao discovered that the hard work of pregnancy is nothing compared to raising a child.The two little guys need to feed when they are hungry, change diapers when they urinate, wash their butts and change diapers after pooping, and cry louder than the other. Heart, the father of the two novices on the road was very busy.Fortunately, Uncle Xiang and Aunt Fang have experience, and Yuan's father and Yuan's mother often come to help take care of their grandchildren, otherwise the couple will definitely not be able to do it.

But all the hard work and dedication are worth it. Yuan Dudu and Xiao Lulu are so cute. They are a pair of little angels when they are sleeping quietly or smiling happily at others with crooked eyebrows. It melts people's hearts.

Although he was busy raising children, Xiao Jiao recovered very quickly. After only one week, his body was exactly the same as before the pregnancy, and his lower abdomen became smooth and firm again. little life.

When the twins were about to be full moon, one day Yuan's father and Yuan mother pushed their two little grandsons to the park to play, and let the young couple rest at home and live a two-person world.

As a result, as soon as the old couple showed up in the park, they were noticed by paparazzi of a certain media. They used a telephoto lens to take several pictures of the couple hugging their grandson and basking in the sun, and then turned around and posted a gimmick on the Internet. .

[Entertainment]: Today, a netizen came across Mr. Yuan and his wife who were walking with a pair of twins who seemed to be only one month old in XX Park. It can be seen that the two love their children very much. It is very likely that they are relatives. grandson.However, Yuan Dashao's wife, Qin Zhiwei, has often participated in public welfare activities in the past year, and has not conceived and had children. Therefore, it is reasonable to speculate that the twins are Yuan Ershao's children, and the blogger should not need to introduce who Yuan Ershao's partner is. How did it come about?Alas, I thought that the prince and the prince would live happily ever after they got married, but the reality is not so beautiful. Thinking of the past year, Little Banana lived in seclusion and seldom showed up. She didn’t take any job, although she claimed to be recuperating , who knows the truth behind the scenes, it is really a sigh... (with photos)

This post is vague and evasive, expressing deep sympathy for Xiao Jiao on the surface, but there is a sense of gloating between the lines, which makes netizens involuntarily think in a bad direction when they see it.

Some people took the opportunity to make trouble, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, cynicism and sarcasm, imagining one after another, such as Xiao Jiao, who was unable to have children as a man, and was rejected by his parents-in-law after marriage; Became Tianqi's abandoned son, from now on he can't recover from a setback; Yuan Ershao's feelings gradually faded after the fresh period, so he spent money to find a surrogate to have a child, or simply raised a mistress and got a pair of illegitimate children, etc. of.Banana fans were angry and anxious about such vicious remarks, but they couldn't come up with any evidence to refute them, so they could only let the scorched blacks jump up and down.

Unexpectedly, this well-known account went viral that night, and it is said that the blogger was also invited into the bureau for tea for infringing other people's portrait rights, personal defamation, and spreading false rumors.Later, Yuan Ershao's big name "Tianqi Yuan Shaojun", who rarely goes online twice a year, updated a Weibo.

[Tianqi Yuan Shaojun] Yuan Dudu and Xiao Lulu, the crystallization of love conceived together by my baby and I (@萧娇), are about to be full moon. We are planning to hold a full moon wine at Tianqi Hotel on the 16th of this month. Welcome all relatives and friends to visit .I love you guys. (with photos)

In the photo, Xiao Jiao is holding Yuan Dudu and Xiao Lulu in his arms. The twins are wearing banana-shaped one-piece jackets. Yuxue is cute and naive, just like two little bananas.Yuan Shaojun hugged Xiao Jiao from behind, and kissed his cheek happily and contentedly.

One minute later, Xiao Jiao reposted this Weibo and added a comment: "Baby, I love you."

The banana fans all burst into tears when they saw it.

[Little Banana Duck]: Yuan Dudu and Xiao Lulu! ! !AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhEr Shao and Little Banana, you are so kind!So happy!I'm so happy woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !

[Favorite donuts]: My God, what kind of fairy love and beautiful family is this!My tears are worthless!

[Wandering Xiaofu]: Ahhhhhhhh screaming!Babies are so cute!The blood tank is empty!

[Ma Xiaotiao hops]: Awwhhhh Yuan Dudu looks like the second young master, Xiao Lulu looks like a little banana!Trolls, open your dog eyes and see clearly!If anyone continues to babble and talk nonsense, I will blow his dog's head with my real name!

[The CP I Love Forever]: Look at my ID! ! ! !Yuan Ershao x Little Banana is forever, and those who talk sarcasticly will be single all their lives!

A few minutes later, Yuan Yizheng also reposted his younger brother's Weibo, and added a comment: "Repost and like to send blessings. On the 16th of this month, Yuan Dudu and Xiao Lulu will draw another 166 red envelopes for each of 9999 people at the full moon."

The vast number of netizens immediately rushed to tell each other with joy, which once again set off a new wave of lottery draws, and the number of retweets on Weibo also reached a new high.

Immediately afterwards, a top international infant and toddler brand issued an advertisement invitation to Yuan Dudu and Xiao Lulu at a sky-high price. As a result, the twins, who had just reached their first month of life, helped their father and daddy earn money for milk powder, toys and clothes for several years. There was enough left over for the brothers to go all the way through college.

The two little guys inherited the excellent genes of their two fathers, and they grew up as if by magic. When they were one year old, they were already able to run around and have fun, and their intelligence and physical development were far superior to children of the same age.

There is only one problem. After all, this pair of peerless little Shuangjiao is still too young to control their own form well.Although it looks like a fat doll in most cases, occasionally when the mood fluctuates greatly, such as when you are having too much fun or seeing something novel and interesting, you may turn into two small bananas with a "swoosh" on the ground. Twirling around.So the couple can't take it lightly, and must always pay attention to the state of their sons.

After reaching the age of two, the twins' self-control has been greatly improved, and they can freely switch between human figures and bananas/banana trees, and will not scare others by changing suddenly without saying hello. You can take it out with confidence and play games with other human children.

Xiao Jiao was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief. After three years of retirement, he finally announced his comeback. However, before the children went to elementary school at the age of six, they still focused on family.

The majority of banana fans are naturally happy again, but in fact quite a few people are not optimistic about his comeback.Without it, Xiao Jiao has been away from the film industry for too long, no matter how talented he is, he will be worn away bit by bit in the day-to-day care of children and trivial family life.

Facts have proved that these people worry too much.

Another year later, at the presentation ceremony of the 2024th Academy Awards in 96, Xiao Jiao won the Best Actor Award for his first film after his comeback.

Under the attention of hundreds of millions of viewers around the world, 25-year-old Xiao Jiao held up the statuette, smiling innocently and a little shyly like he was 19 years old: "Thanks to my partner and my pair of little babies, you inspired me. Inspiration, giving me the motivation to move forward, I love you."

Amidst the applause, the camera lens accurately captured a handsome and smiling man sitting in the audience, and a pair of cute Yuxue twins in his arms who were waving their arms vigorously.

The picture freezes, and the prince and the prince and the two little princes live happily together forever.

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