Mr. President's Little Banana [Entertainment]

Considering that Xiao Jiao is not an ordinary person and his physique is different from ordinary people, in order to avoid causing trouble, Yuan Shaojun did not seek medical treatment abroad after landing, but flew directly back to Huaguo with him in a private plane, and returned to his villa in Yuncheng.

Zhang Pei'an, a family doctor who has served the Yuan family for more than 20 years, came quickly after hearing the news. While doing routine examinations for Xiao Jiao, he asked him what abnormalities had recently appeared.

Three years ago, Xiao Jiao was injured in Luoya, Shaxi Town. Although he mainly relied on his own recovery, Zhang Pei'an also took good care of him, so he was no stranger to this skilled doctor, so he responded cooperatively: "Before I have always been in good health, but in the past few days I have not been in good spirits, and my appetite is a little worse than before, but there is nothing special about it.”

Yuan Shaojun took his shoulders and added: "The baby has been sleepy for the past two days, and he is not as energetic as before. He will feel sick when he smells the fishy smell. He vomited after drinking the sea soup I cooked this morning. I have no appetite to eat."

Zhang Pei'an measured Xiao Jiao's blood pressure and heart rate, and the data were all within the normal range. Although Xiao Jiao's face was slightly pale, but the overall condition was good, there should be no major problems, so he made a joke: "If Don't look at people, just listen to the description of the two, I would think that I am seeing a pregnant woman."

Xiao Jiao: "..."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

Seeing the strange expressions on the couple's faces, Zhang Pei'an realized that his joke was too cold. These two are men, how could they be pregnant!He quickly changed the subject: "It may be that the food is not clean enough to cause gastrointestinal discomfort, or it may be that Mr. Xiao has been too busy recently, so that the body's resistance has dropped, and he has been infected with some kind of bacteria. I suggest not to treat for the time being, and let Xiao Rest at home for a few days, and have a good rest, and try to eat as lightly as possible. But in order to clarify what the problem is, I want to collect some samples of Mr. Xiao's saliva and blood and go back for testing. What do you agree?"

Yuan Shaojun nodded, "Okay, I will do as you said."

Xiao Jiao was puzzled and said, "My brother and I have been living on the island for more than half a month. We didn't do any work. We ate, slept, played, and didn't work hard every day."

He couldn't figure it out.In the past, filming often continued during the day and night, and sometimes he only slept for three or four hours a day for several days, but he didn't feel too hard.This time I spent my honeymoon on the Reef of Love, living a life like a fairy every day, how could my body get worse instead?

Yuan Shaojun laughed dumbfounded, and rubbed his waist ambiguously.

Xiao Jiao was very sensitive to his touch, so he couldn't help but groaned, and fell limp in his arms.

Zhang Pei'an caught off guard and took a mouthful of dog food, almost choking on his own saliva, and explained a little embarrassingly: "Too much intercourse will also cause a certain burden on the body, and proper restraint is conducive to long-term development."

Xiao Jiao understood, and instantly his ears turned red.

Fortunately, this topic did not continue, and Zhang Pei'an left soon after taking his saliva and blood samples.

Xiao Jiao rested at home for the next two days, and his symptoms were worse than when he was on the island. He slept for eight hours at night, but he was always sleepy during the day, and he would feel nauseous when he smelled a little smell.Yuan Shaojun kept reassuring him that he was fine, maybe he had been out for too long, jet lag when he came back, and his physical condition hadn't adjusted yet, but he was very worried, and he didn't dare to tell his family about the situation, so as not to scare his parents.

Two days later, Zhang Pei'an came to the door again with the inspection report, his expression extremely solemn.

Seeing Zhang Pei'an's expression, Yuan Shaojun's heart suddenly sank, and he finally managed to control his emotions, and said in a low voice: "The baby is sleeping in the bedroom upstairs, just tell me, is he seriously ill?"

No matter what the disease is, even if it means going bankrupt or exchanging an organ in his body, he must cure his baby!

Zhang Pei'an shook his head, "No, the test results show that Mr. Xiao is healthy in other aspects, and his physique is even better than most people, but there are some abnormalities in several indicators."

Yuan Shaojun followed his fingers to see the two indicators circled in red pen on the test sheet, HCG was 21.5mIU/ml, and lutein|ketone was 28.7ng/ml.

He asked suspiciously: "What do these two indicators mean?"

Zhang Pei'an pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and explained with a serious face: "HCG is called human chorionic gonadotropin, and progesterone is also called progesterone. These two items are important indicators for judging pregnancy status."

Yuan Shaojun: "...I still don't quite understand, Dr. Zhang, can you speak human language?"

Zhang Pei'an: "...It means that, judging from the test results, Mr. Xiao may, maybe, probably, be pregnant."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

Zhang Pei'an: "Second Young Master, don't look at me with such eyes, it's creepy! I'm not talking about it, that's what the test data shows! My testing method is definitely not wrong! And I definitely didn't take Mr. Xiao's blood sample Confused with a certain lady! Many creatures in nature are hermaphrodites, both animals and plants, and they can reproduce through self-fertilization or cross-fertilization! Although this situation is extremely rare in humans, according to the records It's not absolutely impossible, the probability is about one in hundreds of millions! Mr. Xiao may be one of these hundreds of millions by coincidence!"

Yuan Shaojun: "... What are the hermaphroditic plants?"

Zhang Pei'an: "There are many, such as crops such as corn, wheat, sorghum, rapeseed, melon vegetables such as cucumbers, winter melons, pumpkins, bitter melons, and fruits such as apples, plums, peaches, and bananas..."

"Bananas are also androgynous?" Yuan Shaojun interrupted him in disbelief.

"That's right!" Zhang Pei'an pushed his glasses again, and a flash of light belonging to a schoolmaster flashed on the lenses, and he continued to introduce like a sophisticated electronic instrument, "Banana trees are not divided into male and female. After budding, the inflorescence will form female flowers, neutral flowers and male flowers from top to bottom, but only the female flowers can develop into fruits and bear bananas. However, the proportion of various florets depends on the water and nutrient supply conditions before the flower buds differentiate. What changes is that before the flower buds differentiate, if you raise them well, there will be more female flowers and more chances of fruiting!" (Note)

Yuan Shaojun took a deep breath, the expression on his face was very complicated, his originally handsome and invincible features showed a bit distorted, "So that's the case, I know."

Although Mr. Xiao is nicknamed Little Banana, he is not a real banana. Could it be that the second young master has been so stimulated that his brain has become confused... Zhang Pei'an muttered in his heart, secretly sympathizing, and still dutifully comforted him: "Second young master, You are shocked and unbelievable. I can understand it. After all, it is too rare for humans to have such a situation. Mr. Xiao should belong to the early stage of pregnancy. If you don’t want this child, it’s easy. I have a medicine here that can terminate the pregnancy immediately after taking it , guaranteed to be safe and effective without any side effects on the human body..."

"Who said I don't want it anymore?!" Yuan Shaojun suddenly stood up, clenched his fists, and blushed furiously, "Whoever dares to hurt the child in the baby's womb, I will fight him desperately!"

Zhang Pei'an broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly raised his hand and said, "Second Young Master, calm down! I just said that casually, and I never thought of it! I swear!"

Only then did Yuan Shaojun's anger turn into joy, and he was so happy that he danced wildly, "Thank you Tathagata! Praise Jesus! Great, I'm going to be a father! I'm going to be a father hahahaha!"

Zhang Pei'an 囧囧 wiped his sweat with enthusiasm, and said with a smile: "Congratulations!"

Mr. Xiao is only two or three weeks pregnant at most, and the embryo in his stomach is probably only as big as a mung bean. Yuan Ershao is so excited that when the time comes, it will really be born, and he may not be going to heaven.

Yuan Shaojun turned around and ran upstairs. After entering the bedroom, he dug out Xiao Jiao, who had just woken up and was still in a daze, from the quilt, kissed his flat and firm belly, and said happily to that part: "Hi, baby, I'm your dad!"

Xiao Jiao: "..."

He must still be dreaming, otherwise how could he see such a fantasy scene?

……

Xiao Jiao had no sense of reality about her pregnancy at all. After hearing what Yuan Shaojun told her, she was taken aback. She was dizzy for a few days, until a few days later she heard the sound of a thumping heartbeat coming from her stomach through the instrument. , Eyes suddenly wet.

Zhang Pei'an stared at the B-ultrasound screen and said in surprise: "It seems that there are two fetuses, they are twins, and the situation is the same as that of the elder and younger. It's really a joy."

Yuan Shaojun was overjoyed when he heard that, and hugged Xiao Jiao tightly in his arms, while kissing his forehead and eyebrows, he couldn't stop praising him: "Baby, you are amazing! You are so capable! You are so amazing! Just let you get pregnant with two, isn't it amazing!"

Xiao Jiao blushed, really dumbfounded.

Yuan's mother also happily wiped her tears with a handkerchief, and murmured: "That's great, it's really great."

Father Yuan put his arm around her shoulders, his face beaming with excitement.

Although the old couple understand the righteousness and support the marriage between the youngest son and Little Banana [-]%, they still feel a little regretful that the young couple cannot have their own children like ordinary couples. Perfect!

While Yuan Yizheng was happy for the young couple, he was also the calmest and rational one in the whole family. Afterwards, he seriously confessed to Zhang Pei'an that Xiao Jiao's physique was too special, in order to avoid irresponsible speculation and interference from the outside world that would adversely affect him and his future children. , it is necessary to conceal the truth from the outside world, and only say that the child was artificially cultivated by their husband and wife using the most advanced and high-end technology.

Zhang Pei'an hastily nodded and agreed, Yuan Yizheng knew the advantages and disadvantages of this question without reminding him, if the outside world learned about Xiao Jiao's situation, I'm afraid the Yuan family would never have peace.He was on the same boat as the Yuan family, so of course he knew what to say and what not to say, otherwise he would be at the end of his life, and he wouldn't have to mess around anymore.

After the pregnancy was confirmed, Xiao Jiao, who had a relatively high status in Yuan's family, was praised by the whole family and treated like a national treasure, a giant panda.

Yuan Shaojun is like all the silly fathers who are eager for children in the world. They simply don't know how to love their big baby.

Under such circumstances, Xiao Jiao will definitely not be able to go out to film and work. He can only raise his baby at home with peace of mind. He said to the outside world that the work was too tiring in the past few years, and he had some health problems. Now he is taking a rest while getting married. To be determined.

Banana fans naturally feel sorry, but they are also very worried about Xiao Jiao's health, so they all express their understanding of his decision, so that he doesn't have to rush to work, health is the first priority.I just hope that Xiao Jiao can take a picture from time to time and post on Weibo to let everyone know about his recent situation, otherwise it will be too hard not to know his news for a long time, Xiao Jiao agreed very moved.

The days of early pregnancy were hard and troublesome, with many taboos and precautions, but with Yuan Shaojun's meticulous care, the love of the whole family, and the joy of having the crystallization of love between myself and Yuan Shaojun, no matter how hard it was, I had to endure it.

After reaching the second trimester, the fetal development was stable, and the pregnancy reaction was not so severe. Instead, Xiao Jiao felt a lot more relaxed, his mental appetite improved a lot, and his daily activities were basically unhindered.Gradually, his skin became more radiant and tender, and the fragrance emanating from his body became sweeter and more attractive than before, which often made Yuan Shaojun's heart itchy and unbearable|burning on fire.

But Yuan Shaojun didn't dare to act rashly, lest he would hurt Xiao Jiao or the two babies in his belly if he acted recklessly, then it would be too late to cry.In fact, Xiao Jiao also has desires, but he also has concerns. Fortunately, his body is a plant, and he doesn't find it difficult like Yuan Shaojun, so he can hold back after reciting the Qingxin formula twice silently.

Later, it was Zhang Pei'an who saw Yuan Ershao's tense look that could explode at any time if he was dissatisfied all day long, so he kindly sent him a popular science information about safe sex during pregnancy.Yuan Shaojun, as if he had found a treasure, studied hard, executed carefully, carefully controlled his strength and posture, and finally ate his own small banana again, and then he felt refreshed all over his body. Hello, me, hello, everyone.

In the second half of the year and entering the third trimester, Xiao Jiao didn't gain much weight, his face was just a little rounder, and his belly was not obvious, and he couldn't see it when he was wearing a looser coat.The pregnancy test showed that the size of the twins was half smaller than that of ordinary human fetuses. The two fetuses were each wrapped in two long and curved gestational sacs, just like two small bananas. Yuan Shaojun dubbed them "peerless". Little Double Banana".However, despite their small size, the development of the twins is very good, with excellent indicators in all aspects, and their vitality is stronger than that of ordinary fetuses.

So when the weather is fine, the couple will go for a walk in the park hand in hand. Outsiders don’t notice anything unusual, and their eyes are full of love and affection between the two, so everyone feels that they only envy the "Yuanxiao" and not the immortals. .

Half a month before the due date of delivery, and it was sunny and crisp autumn weather, Xiao Jiao couldn't stay at home, so he ran to the villa by himself while Yuan Shaojun was in the kitchen with Aunt Fang making nutritious meals for himself. Playing with Xiaobai on the lawn behind.

Three years have passed, Xiaobai has become taller and more beautiful, and he runs like the wind with four hoofs, and he is an extraordinary horse.

Yuan Shaojun poked his head out from the kitchen window and exhorted loudly, "Baby, be careful, don't be hit by Xiaobai."

"Understood!" Xiao Jiao agreed, seeing Xiao Bai running happily, he couldn't help trotting a few steps, wishing he could get on the horse and gallop.

Of course, he also knew that it was impossible now, so he couldn't help touching his slightly protruding stomach and muttering: "When are the two little guys coming out? Dad can't wait any longer, and your daddy is also very nervous every day."

He discussed it with Yuan Shaojun, one is the father and the other is the father, so as not to confuse the children in the future.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden throbbing pain in his abdomen, Xiao Jiao immediately stopped and did not dare to move.

He recovered after the pain, he breathed a sigh of relief, and just wanted to go to the chair to sit and rest for a while, but his stomach convulsed again, more severe than before, the pain made him bend down, his face turned pale.

Yuan Shaojun was coming out of the house with a dinner plate looking for someone, he was very frightened when he saw this, he put the plate into Uncle Xiang's hand, rushed forward and hugged Xiao Jiao, and said anxiously: "Baby, what's wrong with you?"

Leaning against his chest, Xiao Jiao replied reluctantly: "Brother, it seems that our peerless little Shuangjiao can't wait to come out and see the world."

Yuan Shaojun: "..."