Chinese Almanac Master

For today's people, a lot of news information does not necessarily come from TV media, but more from the Internet. As a hobby that young people are keen on nowadays-swiping Weibo, everyone can follow interesting po The master came to know a lot of interesting jokes and stories from various places, and in the past few years, there has been a Weibo blogger who is not the same as the general marketing account, and gradually became popular on the Internet, becoming a legendary...Internet celebrity.

Huang Lishi Lao Xiao, an account registered on Weibo more than five years ago, has been mainly used to publish some unpopular traditional festival knowledge and popular science since registration, and it is said that he also contacted small advertisements and private affairs.

Many traditional festivals that are unheard of for young people can be popularized in this blogger's Weibo, such as Lushen Festival, Shangsi Festival, and you can get an accurate good and bad news every morning. So it seems that this is simply the old almanac of Ben, so it must be a novelty for many young people who are interested in our traditional Chinese culture knowledge, and this man is knowledgeable, humorous, and does not post selfies However, the old Xiao Huangli, who has a masculine aura, also has a deep grasp of my country's feudal superstition knowledge, and has become what the people call "Xiao Xiao".

It is quite mysterious for this Master Huang to say this. After all, no one knows what he does in reality, and across a network, many curious people hope to know more about such a person even if they have never met. I know it’s quite a magical existence, but no matter how everyone tries to pick out some traces of his reality, this old Comrade Xiao is a dragon who never sees the end, except for the good habit of blogging on time for the rest of the 360 ​​days and only one day off, think again Know something else, and you won't want to know anything.

Speaking of his only rest day, there is actually no other special reason. To be honest, he is a bit of a dog abuser, which makes many girlfriend fans and boyfriend fans very unwilling, because as early as four years ago, our old Comrade Xiao was in his thirties. That day, I posted an original Weibo very embarrassingly, and the content of the Weibo is astonishingly:

Master Huang Li Lao Xiao V:

Rest today, I want to accompany my family o(*////▽////*)q

In just eight words, it expresses the feeling of embarrassment to the fullest. Ordinary people are jealous of the single dog. Of course, it is impossible to let this shameless person who is showing affection in public so easily, so the calendar of the day Teacher Lao Xiao’s Weibo was surrounded by a long line of comrades from the FFF regiment, and most of the postings were content such as ‘Happy New Year’s Eve, hurry up with your dog’ and ‘Happy New Year’s Eve, show love and divide quickly’.

But the blessings of the masses have been delivered, but this loving couple bears the curse of so many people and has gone through five years abruptly, because every [-]th day, Master Huang Li, Lao Xiao, will send out a message without exception. A Weibo post that I want to accompany his family members made many people feel on the one hand ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I will burn you every year, and on the other hand feel that in this era where everyone is generally more impetuous, it’s just like this Being dependent on each other and being able to walk hand in hand for five years, and still maintaining this small habit of saving one day for each other... seems quite happy?

Because of this, the mysterious family members of the Internet celebrity blogger Huang Lishi Lao Xiao have also become a curious existence. Many people began to look for clues on his Weibo, wanting to know who his girlfriend or boyfriend is. But Lao Xiao is also quite boring, except for occasionally turning to Weibo where others beg him for popular science and some festival information he himself sends, there is nothing else, but the power of the people is powerful, because right here A few days later, a few fans who had been following Mr. Huang Li, Lao Xiao, suddenly discovered that Mr. Huang Li, Lao Xiao had followed someone's Weibo without knowing when.

This kind of thing, most people will definitely not notice it, but there is no place to spend a lot of time. There are many people with a lot of heart, and soon someone found this along his watch list. There is no avatar, and the fans are in single digits. How does it look? Why does it look like a Zombie Weibo account, and the name of this Weibo account, coincidentally, happens to be called New Year's Eve Jun.

Now the radar of many people's gossip party is up immediately. After all, there are not so many coincidences in this world. Maybe the couple set up a Weibo to follow each other, so many people came to this Weibo called New Year's Eve. There is a glorious sightseeing group on the blog, and just after scrolling through Weibo, everyone is more and more curious about this person named New Year's Eve.

First of all, this must be a person who is not very familiar with the Internet, because when he first played Weibo, he didn’t even know that there were emojis. Most of the time, he just posted a simple sentence, and he would post a lot in succession if he wanted to express a meaning. Weibo, which looks like the old man who just learned to surf the Internet at home, and it was not until a long time later that he gradually got used to the current Internet language, and then his Weibo painting style gradually changed to the following :

Mr. New Year's Eve:

During the laundry today, my clothes faded and stained his shirt red [sigh] [sigh]

Mr. New Year's Eve:

I raised the orchid that Xiaochao gave me, and now he doesn't talk to me. 【cry】

Mr. New Year's Eve:

Why did Ah Nian start to lose hair? Why? 【doubt】

These microblogs have a strong atmosphere of life, and it can be seen from the written expression that this is a person with a good temper and a little dull contrast, because apart from these original microblogs, this New Year’s Eve gentleman has recently followed and reposted the most The most important ones are the Weibo of some Northeast sketch actors, and one of them is about Mr. Song Dabao's withdrawal from the stage of this year's Spring Festival Gala. He also expresses his own views with great sincerity.

Mr. New Year's Eve:

I have always liked Mr. Song Dabao’s skit performances. He is of great significance to the Spring Festival Gala and to everyone’s New Year’s Eve. I also respect his mentor Mr. Zhao Benshan. In this matter, I consider myself I have a certain right to speak. Thirty Nights is inseparable from Mr. Song Dabao, and it is also inseparable from excellent sketches. I implore the Spring Festival Gala program team to think carefully before making a decision, thank you. @Spring Festival Evening Director Group@CCTV News

This kind of sincere and serious tone was not taken seriously by the program group of the Spring Festival Gala. On the contrary, some interested people found a familiar ID under Weibo and replied in a dog-legged tone, um, Support, that's right, and there are far more than one reply like this, because almost every Weibo of this New Year's Eve Jun will have the familiar and mysterious figure of our usually cold and aloof Huangli teacher Lao Xiao, and Under one line, they openly showed their affection.

Teacher Huang Li replied to New Year’s Eve: Wow, I made fermented glutinous rice fish today, I have to go home quickly (﹃)

On New Year's Eve, I replied to Master Huangli, Old Xiao: Well, I'll wait for you to come back.

Teacher Huang Li replied to New Year's Eve: Xixi is so nice QAQ

On New Year's Eve, I replied to Master Huangli, Lao Xiao: ...don't be so nasty [blushing]

At this point, the answer is ready to come out. Our Huangli teacher, Lao Xiao, does have a family member who is very tight. Looking at the sticky baby, it should be quite true love. So after this, many people go to Huangli teacher's Weibo I like to leave a message on the bottom of the blog if there is nothing to do @一下这个新年太君, let him take care of his man quickly, and that New Year’s Eve gentleman doesn’t know if it’s because of embarrassment or what, he never shows up, even his original Weibo Not much update.

"By the way, why haven't you checked Weibo recently?"

One day, while doing routine business outside, Xiao Nanzhu and New Year's Eve worked together to solve the family's evil and then drove back together. Because this time, the evil was quite difficult, so Xiao Nanzhu and New Year's Eve were busy. After a whole night, when he was passing by the vegetable market, he said that he would come down to buy some food, but Xiao Nanzhu, who was following behind while smoking a cigarette and helping him carry his things, asked this question casually as if he remembered something.

"There are always some strange people saying strange things down there."

He spoke with some hesitation in his tone, and seriously asked the market aunt in front of him about the price of green beans, his tone was calm and totally different from the decisive killing he had just faced with the vicious evil, and after paying the money, he handed it over to Xiao Nanzhu After he got his hands, he frowned and said suspiciously,

"Master Li, what is the Xixiao Party?"

"Cough, cough, cough—"

He didn't catch his breath and was almost choked to death by himself, Xiao Nanzhu held his aching lungs and stared helplessly at the innocent New Year's Eve in front of him, seeing that New Year's Eve was really sincerely expressing his love to him Doubt, he rubbed his nose a little guilty, and then calmed down and said,

"If you don't like it, then don't check Weibo in the future. Why are these people so strange... Well, anyway, just ignore them."

Saying this, Xiao Nanzhu has already started to think in his heart that one day he will help New Year's Eve to uninstall Weibo. After all, his family's New Year's Eve Junjun just played Weibo so casually and recruited so many weird people. Man, if one day I accidentally leaked a private photo, I wouldn't be a real Internet celebrity.

Besides, there are quite a lot of good-looking people. It is not uncommon for good-looking people to get two catties extra for buying a catty of green beans like New Year's Eve. But he doesn't want to open a Taobao store, and he doesn't want to Let his beauty's face be seen by so many people, so Xiao Nanzhu made a decision in his heart, starting today, no matter what, he must completely keep New Year's Eve away from the dangerous online world.

Xiao Nanzhu has a serious sense of crisis here, but he doesn't feel so deeply on New Year's Eve, because he only started to get in touch with these wonderful things in the world in the past few years. He might not have had this mood before.

Now he and his family's calendar teacher live a stable life. Their home is in Y City, and they occasionally run around the world because of some evil spirits. Two years ago, they went to the Huaxia Clan together. Compared with the previous closed Under the leadership of Ji Zai, the clansmen here have begun to learn to go out to see the outside world, and although he still suffers from some minor pains and illnesses from time to time, compared with the dark days in the past, he is also It has already made him extremely grateful for the life he has now.

As for the other calendar gods, Twelve finally spent three years completely reborn under Xiao Nanzhu's perseverance. Han Shi's body has improved significantly, and Qingming doesn't have to worry about him all the time. Dare to say it, in the third year of junior high school, I often said that I would dream of Shangsi Jun from the past, and Yuanxiao also found a warrior who was willing to taste her glutinous rice balls—Zhongyuan, Huachao was still sulking because he always spoiled his flowers on New Year’s Eve, women Valentine's Day has been keen to support the women's equal rights movement on Weibo, and according to the latest news on Valentine's Day, Mid-Autumn Festival and Dragon Boat Festival seem to have moved together secretly...

At the end of the new year, Xiao Nanzhu's good buddy, Situ Zhang, brought his wife and children to their house to pay New Year's greetings, because now Xiao Nanzhu's side is considered to be a family, so the relationship between the two families will definitely not be For sure, Situzhang and his wife's attitude towards New Year's Eve is enthusiastic but not rigid, and the natural kindness makes New Year's Eve a little grateful, and the kid named Beibei is really too cute for New Year's Eve.

"Xixi, Uncle Anan just gave me a red envelope, and I will give you both. Happy New Year's Eve, Xixi, long, long life!"

The little stutterer who couldn't talk, was limp like a big rag doll when he hugged New Year's Eve, because Xiao Nanzhu always liked to call New Year's Eve in front of him, so this silly child just yelled at him in such a foolish way Yes, New Year's Eve heard that the corners of the eyes were slightly red, and the lips that had been bloodless all the year round slightly raised an inconspicuous arc, and at the same time, unconsciously appeared in his mind Many years ago, there was a man who smiled casually and told himself Happy New Year's Eve.

"Master Li, can you tell me... Happy New Year's Eve?"

"Yes, happy New Year's Eve, happy New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve... Well, let me think about it."

Right now that person is sitting not far away. He is wearing a dark sweater that was made for him on New Year's Eve. This feeling as if it was still yesterday still remained in his heart for a long time, and the man subconsciously turned his head to look this way as if he had noticed New Year's Eve's gaze. After looking at New Year's Eve, Xiao Nanzhu Some inexplicably smiled.

"what happened to you?"

"Master Li, can you also say to me...Happy New Year's Eve?"

The state of mind was different earlier than then, but he was still greedy for this blessing that belonged to this person. Maybe it was because the eyes in this moment on New Year’s Eve were too straightforward. Xiao Nanzhu, who has always been thick-skinned, did not speak for a long time For a long time, he blushed and turned his eyes away, and after taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Nanzhu took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and after a while, there was a ding sound from the mobile phone in his hand. The beautiful god, who has always been unsmiling, finally smiled contentedly, and this smile, just like the fireworks lit up in every thirty households this year, is more graceful than thousands of beautiful things in the world.

……

Master Huang Li Lao Xiao V:

I used to not talk about feelings easily, and I never took my heart too seriously when I was young. Many times, I got used to being alone, and I never knew that I would make so many compromises for another person in the future, but now I know...

Sometimes there are some things that can be said casually to everyone, but only one person must be serious.

Happy New Years Eve, and... I really love you.

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The author has something to say:

Dear girls, hello everyone, this is the end of the unscientific article. The next few holiday episodes will be posted on Weibo one after another, so I won’t post it here in Jinjiang.

In the process of serializing this article, I had many emergencies. Fortunately, I finally decided to finish writing this stalk, which I personally like very much, and finished writing the story between Xiao Nanzhu and New Year’s Eve.

Many girls may feel that they are not satisfied. After all, there are still many festivals, and the solar terms have not appeared. In fact, compared with what I wrote, our various traditional cultures in China are a big treasure house. It is true to have time to learn about it yourself. It's very very interesting.

To sum up this article, it is probably not as intensive as my previous chicken soup, because I also want to focus more on the feelings of the protagonist, so this time I also tried my best to write more about the life of Anan and New Year's Eve.

Although there are still many deficiencies, I am also working hard. I hope that when the next article is written here, I can talk about my other advantages with a little confidence, because as a non-talented writer, many At that time, I couldn't express my thoughts so well, and the writing was not so good-looking, but fortunately, you are tolerant and let me learn a lot in every update, so I am really grateful, thank you very much, love to death you guys.

Well, the name of the next article will be rather strange, called "Hahahaha He Houye in a Trance", it still tells a non-mainstream story about gods, gods and ghosts, and it still talks about the traditional culture that we can never finish in China. The visual estimate will be around the end of the month. If you are interested, you can pay attention to my column and bookmark the author. I would also like to thank all the girls who have followed here and are willing to support the genuine version and give me unlimited help.

Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains always meet, you are my most precious treasure, and I hope that when we meet next time, I have become a better and more attractive author, okay?

—— Stone sheep stayed on May 2016, 5