Chinese Almanac Master

In our Chinese traditional culture, four has always been a special number.In ancient times, there were four beauties, the four great inventions, and even the four gentlemen among the flowers in the grass and trees. These four are naturally indispensable in traditional festivals, and among them are the four ghost festivals. The national male idol group is the most famous.

The term "National Idol Boys Group" comes from Yuanxiao. This female calendar god likes to pay attention to such weird and new things in the world recently, so naturally she has mastered a lot of vocabulary in the new era. When I said it, Xiao Nanzhu couldn't be happier, but after thinking about it so carefully, even our master Xiao Nanzhu and Xiao Li had to admit that the name of this national idol boy group actually has a bit of image.

Having said that, it is natural to introduce this legendary festival idol boy group.The four major ghost festivals are the Cold Clothes Festival on the first day of October, Shangsi on the third day of the third month, Lord Zhongyuan on the third day of the seventh month, and Lord Qingming who are everywhere in our country, because they all have something to do with ghosts and gods. On this day, large-scale ancestor worship activities are often required, so until now, the sayings of these four ghost festivals are still spread among the people in various places and cities.

But when it comes to Ghost Festival, everyone's first reaction is the Hungry Ghost Festival in the middle of July. After all, the ghost gate opens in the middle of July, and there have always been legends that strangers should not go out at night.

Every year during the Hungry Ghost Festival, in addition to the fixed custom of burning paper to the land father-in-law and ancestors at the door of the ordinary people, there will be more or less similar "a woman in the free shipping area in July and a half is suspected of hitting evil and scaring her soul and talking nonsense." slang' social news, most people read this kind of news and listen to it as a ghost story, and they don't take it to heart. After all, this is the 21st century, and everyone will definitely not believe in such ghosts and ghosts. However, since the allusion of the ghost gate opening in the seventh and a half month has always existed, there is an inevitable reason for its existence.

It is said that tens of thousands of ghosts will be released from the underworld on the day of Zhongyuan Festival. In ancient times, people generally carried out activities of offering sacrifices to ghosts on this day.Anyone who has a new funeral will have a new grave according to the usual practice, but now the country calls for cremation, and most people don’t even have a decent cemetery when they die. Just buy some paper at the gate of the community and burn it.

But this newly-dead ghost left home not long ago, so he must be homesick. Once he returns to the ground, he wants to go home in the dark. It stands to reason that this ghost is invisible to ordinary people, but there are some horoscopes. The existence of light, low fireworks, a ghost who accidentally bumps into a ghost who is eager to go home, will be on the social news the next day.

In addition, there are some ghosts, honest on the surface, but in fact, once they get a tourist visa and return to the world, they will be very noisy. It's annoying to death, and generally in this special situation, the staff of the underworld who can't stay in the world for a long time can only entrust this troublesome and deadly job to us, Mr. Zhong Yuan.

Mr. Zhongyuan, as mentioned before, has a coffin-like personality, dressed in black and black hair, with a ghostly aura all over his body. When he is silent, he looks somewhat similar to an evil ghost, because he has brought Wearing a black mask, no one knows what his real face is like under the mask.

But to be honest, this God of Calendar doesn't have a bad personality, but he only recognizes death and values ​​justice, and 1 people don't know how to adapt.Because of his temper, there have been many troubles before, and many calendar gods don't like his temper. After all, no one is willing to have a lot of contact with a vicious ghost, and on the previous New Year's Eve incident Zhongyuan's attitude was too cold, so Hua Chao, who has a good relationship with New Year's Eve since then, has always criticized him.

Regarding this matter, neither New Year's Eve nor Zhong Yuan said anything later on. Xiao Nanzhu was not quite sure what New Year's Eve was thinking, so he found an opportunity to mention it. Making dog food, he only paused when he heard this, and after serious thinking for a while, he said to Xiao Nanzhu, "Hua Chao didn't know, what Zhongyuan did at the time was actually not wrong, I know what he is like, Originally, I did have the intention of raising him so that one day I could continue to protect the year-end instead of me. He was still young at the time, and my situation was not very good, so I told him that if one day I become a heinous The evil spirit, he personally came to finish me..."

As he said this, he seemed to be thinking of some long-standing memory. The gloomy face on New Year's Eve was full of complicated emotions. After a while, it was Xiao Nanzhu who reminded him that his bones were about to be stewed dry before he came back to his senses. Xiao Nanzhu also curled the corners of his mouth in a funny way, but he hugged him from behind New Year's Eve for a long time , holding the hand of New Year's Eve, he turned over the big stick bone in the pot, then put his head on the shoulder of New Year's Eve and said, "I'm still alive, what can I be willing to let you do? Our family's New Year's Eve is healthy and healthy, Don't let me think about it anymore... But speaking of it this way, Zhong Yuan is quite calm, it's just that he has a bad temper, withdrawn, and not gregarious, which is not good, you have to think of something for him , let him make more friends, let everyone understand his inner world..."

Hearing Xiao Nanzhu's tone, no matter how unreasonable New Year's Eve is, he should know that he must be thinking about some bad idea again, but his family's calendar teacher has always been such a casual style of doing things, so it's hard to say anything on New Year's Eve, I can only think in my heart that there is an opportunity to mention Zhongyuan a little bit, so that he will not be unprepared and suffer a disadvantage at that time.

It just so happens that this year is 2027. According to the old calendar, it is a cloudy year that is rare in many years.In the past six months, Xiao Nanzhu has actually been familiar with Master Huang's work process, but he is just a boring person, and he likes to make fun of the calendar gods under him.

Let’s take this year’s July and a half as an example. Because of the heavy workload, Master Huang and the Ghost Festival usually have to work all night, but this year, Xiao Nanzhu and the other three who should not have been there early The Ghost Festival Lishen who went to work today said hello, and when the day of Zhongyuan this year, they must work an extra day to assist Zhongyuan's work.

For this kind of thing, the other three are naturally not good at refusing anything. Shangsi Festival is an honest person who has always been good-tempered and talkative. Qingming can't resist Hanshi's slightly reproachful look, and Hanyi Festival doesn't usually go out much. , but agreed to the overtime work this time, so Xiao Nanzhu waved his hand, the national idol boy group Ghost4 who didn't have much contact with each other just came together to work overtime, but he himself simply disappeared. Didn't show up in front of anyone all day.

"So what are we going to do now? What did Li Shi do? Calling us to work overtime makes him lazy, right?"

Ching Ming Festival stood on the main road with an unhappy face, because today is the Ghost Festival, so there are not many pedestrians on the road.There were half-burned paper money fires everywhere on the side of the road, and a gloomy ghostly atmosphere filled the entire street. Except for the four Gods of Calendar who were standing or squatting, there were no other living people.

Zhongyuan put his hands behind his back as if he didn’t want to speak. He just stared at the moon and seemed to be waiting for the time when the ghost gate would open. Because he was a little afraid of the cold, he wore a gray fur cloak outside his plain clothes. Half of his face was also covered with a gray veil, and upon hearing what he said, Shangsijie, who stood beside him and seemed a little scared, smiled awkwardly, and then said softly, "Qingming, don't be angry, I heard that Master Li and Mr. New Year’s Eve went out to watch a movie. Today is their half-year anniversary together. It’s a great day. Besides, let’s help Mr. Zhongyuan, we are colleagues..."

Shangsi said so, Ching Ming Festival immediately rolled his eyes at this big fool who can't look at people angrily, but Han Yijie, who had been silent all this time, let out a sinister laugh, and then spoke with a sarcasm He said, "Mr. Zhongyuan is so unattainable, I'm afraid he thinks we are troublesome now, how can we compare with the famous ghost festival..."

After saying this, the atmosphere among the four calendar gods instantly dropped to freezing point. Zhongyuan couldn't see the real expression on his masked face, but his eyes clearly fell on Han Yijie's thin body, and Shangsi should know this no matter how stupid he was. The atmosphere was not quite right, so right now he carefully approached Qingming, and then said bitterly in a low voice, "Qingming, what's going on...Hanyi Jun and Zhongyuan Jun look...why do they look so similar? I have a grudge..."

Hearing this, he turned his head and glanced at Shangsi, Qingming looked at this guy who had a previous record of amnesia speechlessly, and didn't bother to argue with him for a while, but seeing the embarrassing atmosphere that was obviously full of gunpowder before the Cold Clothes Festival and the Ghost Festival, Ching Ming Festival He lowered his voice a little, and then said in a low voice, "What else can you expect from your brain! Do you really think we get along well if we both call Ghost Festival? Those two over there are real enemies, Xiao Nanzhu, see you You bastard who can’t walk on New Year’s Eve! Check out what the hell movie!! It’s so annoying!!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”

Shangsi: "Huh? QAQ".