What is the experience of being chased by a boss?
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Big Boss, he managed to abduct his daughter-in-law home, how could he release her so quickly, so he began to figure out how to let her stay.
Boss Hu: What do you usually do on weekends?
Xiao Ma tried his best to think about some high-end things, but he had no choice but to play games besides eating and sleeping, so he had no foreign-style hobbies worth mentioning, so he could only coyly say: Sleep, play games!
Boss Hu raised the corners of his lips: Then... how about we play games together in the afternoon, or you can sleep for a while if you are tired, and play again when you wake up!I've been alone, just stay with me, okay?Boss Hu turned on the mode of acting like a baby and pretending to be lonely, and the aggrieved but pretending to be strong tone made Xiao Ma successfully fall into the trap.
Without doubting him, he quickly nodded in agreement. I didn't really want to go home at first, and I would play games alone when I went home. It would be better if two people worked together!
Boss Hu's smile widened, like a wolf with a big tail that had succeeded.
Xiao Ma: Can you play games?
Boss Hu: Of course, I will play the games produced by the company to see if there are any bugs.
Games are work, and Boss Hu is really dedicated!
Xiao Ma meets a bosom friend, it turns out that the male god who does not eat fireworks can also play games, how wonderful!Afterwards, Xiao Ma will realize that he underestimated the enemy too much. His male god is not only so simple, but quite good at it. After all, IQ determines everything, doesn't it?
The two had a tacit understanding again, it really was ape dung, ape dung!
So, after half an hour of squinting on the sofa, Comrade Xiao Ma felt like he was alive again, and it was fine to play games until midnight!Of course, when the pony was asleep, what kind of wretched tricks Boss Hu did to take advantage of others, only God knows!In short, looking at the little daughter-in-law snoring with her mouth open, Boss Hu is an idiot if she doesn't reach out and touch her!
Boss Hu took out the game equipment and prepared to install it. His movements are quite proficient, and he looks like a veteran.
Xiao Ma rubbed his hands secretly, he seems to be a master, it's great, this way he has the energy, the more he plays the Standard Chartered game with Xiao Qi, the more he plays, the more he is embarrassed to win himself!
Lying in the distance, Fang Xiaoqi sneezes!Innocent laying guns or something!Xiaobai obediently handed over the tissue, and Boss Feng hurriedly hugged his daughter-in-law to test her temperature, and ate tofu by the way!
In the duel between masters, a game lasted for two hours, and the final result was that Xiao Ma narrowly won, which was really just a narrow victory.You must know that Comrade Pony's game age is quite long, and he rarely wins so reluctantly.Excited, Xiao Ma put down the gamepad in his hand, rushed over and grabbed the male god's arm, although he wanted to hang on the male god's body, but his only rationality reminded him to be reserved!
"Male god, you really impress me, ying ying ~"
Hu Zecheng's heart beat faster, and his daughter-in-law finally called out her private name!Under the leak of Fang Xiaoqi, a good spy in China, Boss Hu has long known that Xiao Ma called him a male god in private, and the joy and excitement after hearing the truth is needless to say.But even if he had prepared for it, Boss Hu still couldn't hold back after hearing the salutation with admiration and subtle admiration in the live version, happiness came too suddenly!
Boss Hu, who has lived for 32 years, is like a young man with a new personality, which makes the bosses feel ashamed. This prospect, tsk tsk, was eaten by dogs, there is no cure!
Boss Hu feigned surprise and said, acting well, "You...what did you call me?"
"Male god!" Pony's eyes sparkled, God knows how many years he has been in the rivers and lakes, he has won many battles, and you mortals don't understand the loneliness of not being able to meet an opponent!God knows, as long as his male god puts in a little effort to surpass him, he will be able to surpass him just around the corner, thinking about it, he can't help running three laps!
Therefore, Xiao Ma's mood is the same as that of the supreme master in martial arts novels!
"You're so good, you're just moral, intellectual, physical, and artistic... oh, plus you've developed all-round cooking, you're not a male god! Young man, under the guidance of this seat, your game skills will increase day by day, and you will dominate the world It's just around the corner, and children can be taught!" Xiao Ma was talking so engrossingly that he only had to stick a fake beard under his chin to stroke it!
Hu Zecheng couldn't help laughing, especially enjoying the adoring eyes of his daughter-in-law, and sighed in his heart, fortunately he stopped in time and didn't win the daughter-in-law, otherwise he would have lost the opportunity to date by learning game skills, he is so witty that he has no friends!
Thinking this way in his heart, he said modestly, "Then ask Master Lu for advice!"
Xiao Ma clasped his hands, "The male god is very polite, easy to talk about! By the way...you don't mind if I give you a nickname!" Always called Mr. Hu too natural, Xiao Ma thought it would be good to bring the distance between the two closer!
"Of course I don't mind! Then it's too late for the tall nickname to like it!"
"That's good, that's good, hahaha!" Pony was extremely comfortable, picking up the game handle and preparing to fight again!
This time the two of them played a cooperative game, playing against others online.At this time, the test is tacit understanding, and it can especially narrow the distance between the two!
When you are immersed in one thing, time passes very quickly, and it is already evening before you know it.
If you stand outside the door, you will find that the quiet villa in the past has become extraordinarily lively. Voices such as "Be careful behind you", "Emma, you are so good, god", "Go to hell, monsters" are endless.Home, it's still lively!A daughter-in-law is indeed a necessity of life, Boss Hu thinks so!
So, foodie Lu naturally stayed for dinner.In order to show that he is still relatively diligent, Lu Chihuo took the initiative to heat up the leftovers at noon in the microwave.
For dinner, Lu foodie eats as little as possible, because he has to save his stomach to eat the imported cherries and dragon fruit bought in the morning. The days of being taken care of by local tyrants are refreshing!
Can't wait to wash it and put it on the glass plate, Lu Xiaoma sat cross-legged on the carpet, holding the plate and eating happily, this kind of life is simply heaven.Hu Zecheng was funny, and he also sat on the carpet. Xiao Ma took the initiative to hand out the plate and share something together, which is really rare and generous!
The two just watched the basketball program and ate fruit, having fun and being very warm!
During this period, Boss Hu once again used his crooked brains, how can he let his wife stay overnight!As witty as Boss Hu, he thought of a good solution in a minute!That is to drink!
It is obviously not suitable to drive after drinking, and of course I would not feel relieved to take a taxi back with the drunk daughter-in-law, so I took the way of being wronged and acting like a baby, and successfully kept my daughter-in-law!A series of measures are completed in one go, and it really has a deep scheming!
With a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth, Boss Hu got up and went to the wine cabinet to pick out a bottle of imported red wine that he searched. It was the oldest and had the highest concentration. In order to catch up with his wife, a bottle of red wine was nothing!It would be even more wonderful to have some drunken sex at the end, hahaha! !Boss Hu couldn't help himself, thinking of his wife's white and tender butt, he couldn't help swallowing!
Lu Chihuo, who was happily watching TV, obviously didn't realize that his butt was already being missed!
☆, Bend is healthier
"This is red wine that I have kept for many years. It is difficult to drink elsewhere. Try it?" The words were unconsciously bewitched.
As a professional foodie, the range of food involved must be extensive, and alcohol must also be included.The nose sniffed sensitively, and a strong and mellow aroma came faintly. It smelled really good. I swallowed silently, faintly wanting to drink!
Boss Hu showed a smile of success, and poured two glasses.Looking at the shining eyes of my daughter-in-law, resisting the urge to take a breath, I shook it first, then smelled it, it was more professional than eating Oreos!Boss Hu can't help being funny, he really deserves to be a professional snack foodie, he's really likable!
"Try it!" Boss Hu urged.
"Wow~ It's really good, delicious! God, you are so rich that you have no friends!" Xiao Ma gave a thumbs up excitedly.
"Who says I don't have friends, don't you? I still have a lot of exclusive collections in my wine cabinet, welcome to drink anytime!" Ask Pei Zhengyao after drinking, Boss Hu cursed in his heart.
That's right, brother is used to search and sell, who asked him to open a restaurant!
In the distance, Pei Zheng was very regretful, he was really careless in making friends!
The good wine smells delicious but the wine is strong, so Lu Chihuai, who has an average capacity for alcohol, successfully became dizzy, his face was flushed, and his complexion was very good, which completely met Boss Hu's expectations!
The most critical issue after getting drunk is the quality of the wine. Whether Lu Xiaoma's wine is good or bad is not bad, the key is whether there are other people around.
If Xiao Ma gets drunk from drinking alone, he will fall asleep hugging the quilt.And if there is someone next to him, who is still a male god with a vague and unusual status in his heart, everything will be a different matter. Comrade Xiao Ma instantly turns into Lu Hooligan, molesting his own male god!
Boss Hu is so excited, he can't wait to move his face so that his wife can keep kissing her.The red lips are soft and waxy, and it feels very comfortable and itchy when they move across the face.
"I said male god, you must forgive me!"
"Huh? Forgive you for what?"
"Have you noticed that you have regular black fans in your meager life? Those are all me, I'm amazing, haha, you haven't found out in five years~"
Boss Hu, who knew the truth a long time ago, couldn't laugh or cry, and still said with relief: "It's amazing, Xiaoyao is the best. He is the only little villain in the world who can play me in the palm of his hand."
"Hee hee, male god, you are so kind, I want to reward you." He turned his head, grabbed the male god's shoulder, and gave a resounding "boo" with his mouth, um... the male god's nibbling really felt good~
"I was really jealous back then, and I did so many things that I was sorry to you, the male god. You must forgive me. From now on, I will be your ultimate little brother. If you have anything to say, feel free to speak up." Proudly patted his chest.
Grabbing the waving paw of his daughter-in-law, he put it to his lips and kissed, "Okay~ I forgive you, I will let you cover me from now on, okay?"
"It's easy to say! Don't be polite!"
"Then do you want to make it up to me?"
"Huh? You say?"
"Kiss?"
"Okay!" There was another big boo to the face, which made the male god drool all over his face and smiled with satisfaction!
When Lu Xiaoma slowly left, Boss Hu turned his head at the speed of light, and his lips accurately caught the lip of his daughter-in-law who was about to leave, bit it lightly, and kissed fiercely.Fragrant and sweet, warm and soft, it really looks like red wine pudding.Boss Hu kissed as close as he could, relieving five years of depression.
Lu Xiaoma stared in confusion, his brain was not very clear, he didn't know that the male god was kissing him, he just felt warm and sweet on his mouth, like being stuck with a lollipop, with such a happy guess, Lu Xiaoma succeeded ...and fell asleep!
Boss Hu kissed and found that the daughter-in-law who had responded jerky had stopped moving. She was startled and passed out just like that. Couldn't she be so fragile? !
Opening her eyes, the daughter-in-law actually snored a little, muttering "lollipop don't go~"
Boss Hu is funny, dare to treat yourself as a person□□ lollipop, Xie Mei licks lips, lollipop is lollipop, it tastes really good~
"Stay at my house today and don't leave, okay?"
A drunk who can talk is really a ghost, so Lu Xiaoma's subconscious "humming" was misinterpreted by Hu Boss as a promise!Everything is under control, this feeling is really very comfortable!
Next, Boss Hu successfully stripped the pony and carried it into the bathroom to take a bath, watched the little butt, and after a little bit of silent pinching, it was rare for a gentleman to stop.Husband and wife have sex with each other harmoniously, and it feels better when you are awake, save it first, and make it up together later.
Comrade Xiao Ma's harmonious life in the future is really happy and painful. After all, he owes a lot of inexplicable debts, and he can't control it at all!
Although he really wanted his daughter-in-law to sleep naked like him, but in order to relieve the embarrassment tomorrow morning, Boss Hu had no choice but to go topless and wear a pair of underwear.I helped my daughter-in-law put on my own big vest, and went to sleep with my daughter-in-law in my arms contentedly.It's soft and slippery, like holding a warm dumpling, it's really good~~
Lu Xiaoma, who was sleeping, obviously had a bad sleep, so he got into the male god's arms without restraint, kicked his calf out and hung on the male god's lap, and continued to snore happily.
This night was the most satisfying night Boss Hu slept in in the past five years, bar none.It's not that I didn't sleep well before, but this kind of satisfaction, this kind of happiness that I will have someone to accompany me for a lifetime, makes my body and mind extraordinarily fulfilled.
However, the next morning, although Boss Hu really wanted to appreciate his daughter-in-law's shyness after seeing him sleeping with him, there was a big client who was anxious to discuss business, so he had to get up lightly.As the top sleeping god, Lu Xiaoma only grumbled, kicked his legs and turned over, and then snored happily again, completely ignoring the bed, and his adaptability is very strong!
Boss Hu was so cute, seeing that his daughter-in-law was still awake, he couldn't help kissing his kissed lips that were slightly parted because of snoring, and he couldn't extricate himself from the comfort immediately, feeling extremely refreshed!
Lu Chiho was awakened by the smell of the breakfast downstairs, so if he wanted to summon the sanity of the foodie, the ultimate trump card was to eat!Moved his nose and forced himself to sit up, then reluctantly but bewitched to open his sleepy eyes, his eyes changed from bewildered to shocked, bridge bean sack, this is the male god's family, I actually stayed overnight at the male god's house, Or the bed of a male god? !Looking at the pillow next to him that someone had obviously slept on, and then looking at the only quilt on the bed, Lu Chihuo came to a conclusion quickly: he had slept with the male god, and it was still covered with a quilt.
Lu Chihuo suddenly thought of something impure, lifted the quilt, twisted his waist, and bumped his buttocks. After confirming that there was no discomfort, he did not breathe a sigh of relief, but felt a sense of hunger and thirst that should not have been lost !Fuck, I was really spoiled by the rotten girl, my pure soul~ you come back soon~~
The clothes on his body are very loose, and even thinking about it, he knows that he is a male god.I had a drink yesterday, and it seems reasonable for me to live here. The male god is so good and noble, how could he take advantage of me, why are you so nervous? !Lu Chihuo cast aside himself while analyzing the situation.
Thinking of sharing the same bed with the popular male god Boss Hu all night, I suddenly felt very long-faced, proud and proud.
The full-bodied wine still remains in the mouth, and it really is the best wine that people can't finish.But how can there be a taste of lollipops in the wine? Xiao Ma loses his memory after drinking, and still insists on using Boss Hu's tongue as a lollipop. His IQ is really urgent!
Although Lu Chihuo forgot to kiss with tongue, he still remembered that he took advantage of the male god and kissed the male god on the cheek, and felt that he was really active and unrestrained, very manly!If you like a male god, you must kiss him. Lu Chihuo doesn't regret it too much, because Lu Chihuo often kisses the very few people he likes. Of course, most of the kisses are made by people who feed him delicious food. Sometimes, for example, Fang Xiaoqi, he would often receive saliva from foodie friends in return!
Who wants you to kiss, and it's worthless, who are you fooling? !However, Fang Xiaoqi's objection was obviously ineffective, but Xiao Ma didn't dare to act presumptuously since he was under the cover of Feng Boss.So, sometimes backing is really a necessity of life!
Just as Xiao Ma's thoughts were like a prolapsed wild horse, running wildly, the door was gently opened, and Boss Hu carefully poked his head in, still wearing a plaid apron.
Hearing the movement, Xiao Ma instinctively wanted to pretend to be dead and lie down with his eyes closed, but he looked stupid and embarrassing in front of boys, and the most important thing was that he didn't have time to lie down.So the foodie Lu had no choice but to show what he thought was the brightest smile and greet the male god.
Boss Hu gently raised the corners of his lips, closed the door and entered the room, with the smell of fried eggs remaining on his body, he looked extraordinarily homely, and also extraordinarily tall in the eyes of the pony, the male god fried poached eggs, it must be delicious, Emma, I can't control it at all What a swell!
"Xiaoyao, you are awake! I made breakfast and put it in the kitchen. When I am hungry, I will get up and eat, and then go to bed after eating. My company has a contract to negotiate and it will not be until the afternoon. I contacted the driver and asked him to I've already told you to take you to Ah Zheng's restaurant for dinner."
Xiao Ma first resented the damn contract, why bother the male god to rest, will he die on Monday? !Then came Star Eyes, male god, you are so caring, you are like my little cotton trousers.
"Thank you God, take care of your body and don't work too hard." Although I really want to say that our company can help you share the business, but when I think about the high-end business that they take over, I must not be able to play it myself, so I better not make trouble.
"So cute! Do you want to kiss your face?" Boss Hu couldn't help but want to tease when he thought of his wife kissing her cheek like a puppy last night.
"Eh..." Lu Xiaoma 囧, you must say it, male god, do you still want to have a happy relationship.
"Then what, I rarely do this, I guess I was a little excited yesterday after drinking too much, don't mind the male god." Lu Xiaoma scratched his face, slightly embarrassed.
Boss Hu glanced at his daughter-in-law's wide collar, slightly obscene, and then had a gentle and upright face, "I don't mean to mind, this is your way of expressing friendliness, and I completely accept it."
The electronic clock at the head of the bed shows that it's almost eight o'clock. Although I really want to continue molesting my wife, but the time is waiting for no one, and I rarely swear in my heart. Boss Hu enters the fitting room to change clothes, and when he comes out, he has returned to the appearance of an elite president, very changeable evil!
Lu Chihuo was stunned, and was once again amazed by the beauty of his male god!
"I'm leaving, sleep again~"
"Goodbye male god, be careful on the road~"
"it is good!"
With the sound of closing the door, Lu Xiaoma scratched his face again, why did he have a sex attribute in his house, this kind of immediate sense of telling his husband to pay attention to traffic safety when going out.Sure enough, it was infected by a virtuous and good friend, um, it must be like this!
Boss Hu's bed was big and soft. Lu Chihua ate a loving breakfast, rolled around on the big bed contentedly, and then snored again!
Although Lu Chihuo is pretending to be arrogant and naturally stupid and cute with a long reflex arc, he still has an arc of emission.Therefore, after receiving the text message from the male god confirming that he arrived home safely, Lu Xiaoma put his phone aside, grabbed an apple and gnawed it, with a serious face on his face, like a meditator gnawing an apple, which is very worthwhile Become a sculpture that will last forever.
As a 30-year-old aspiring young man, Lu Chihuo naturally knows that no one will treat you well for no reason, so he must have a plan!But his male god is so omnipotent and perfect, Lu Xiaoma can't think of anything in his family that is worthy of his male god's covetousness.So, thinking about it, thinking about it, Lu Xiaoma only thought of one possibility, that is, the male god likes her.Sure enough, her beauty is always so attractive, Lu Xiaoma is secretly delighted, and can't help but look at the phone screen to cheer herself up!
Thinking deeper narcissistically, could it be that the male god has been secretly in love with him for many years and wants to hook him up home?For the first time in his life, Lu Xiaoma revealed the most standard and perfect answer, but he himself didn't believe it, feeling that he was thinking too much.
In fact, it's not surprising that Lu Xiaoma has this kind of emotion. How about the perfect male god who has been secretly in love with ordinary foodies for many years, this kind of godhead title is unrealistic, and it's not like making a fantasy idol drama!
But life is so unreal sometimes, such a Mary Sue, a generation of male gods really fell on a gluttonous pony, I don’t know if this is a good story in the world, or a funny comedy.
In the end, Xiao Ma slapped the table and decided that the male god must regard himself as a younger brother, just like a good friend!Who made himself look so cute that everyone loves flowers and flowers and sees flowers blowing out while driving? !That's right, Lu Chihuo is so confident!
At this critical moment, Assistant Fang, a good friend and spy, appeared in time and corrected Lu Chihuo's thinking. It has become a turning point for Boss Hu's success in chasing his wife. He is simply the messenger of rotten girls, very great.
Fang Xiaoqi brought Xiaobai to Lu Yao's house, and he was keenly aware that the foodie had something on his mind. After all, even the imported snacks that Xiaobai specially bought for his younger brother didn't impress Lu's foodie.Sure enough, he is serious, but someone has accepted this guy, the nanny Fang Xiaoqi sighed in relief, she was really worried!
"Xiaobai, obediently go to the room to play games, okay?" Fang Xiaoqi kindly touched his son's steamed bun face.
"Okay!" He picked up his schoolbag, entered the room obediently, and closed the door by the way, so sensible!
"Xiao Ma, were you at Mr. Hu's house yesterday? Did you stay overnight?" Straight to the point, simple and sharp!
Xiao Ma was startled, what the hell, why don't you go straight to the point and know so clearly!After hesitating for a few seconds, he nodded vigorously!
"You...do you like Mr. Hu?"
"I like it, he is my god, didn't I tell you?"
"It's not this kind of liking, it's on a deeper level. I think of him from time to time, and feel that he is omnipotent and invincible. I don't have any doubts about his overtures, and I don't dislike his touch or even like his touch, even if he is a person. Man!" Fang Xiaoqi's words were sharp, and he immediately turned into a psychoanalyst. If you want to ask him why he is so clear about Xiao Ma's psychology, it must have something to do with Feng Boss. I have had this kind of emotion before, but I must not say come out.
Therefore, emotional intelligence is very important. Fang Xiaoqi can comprehend by himself, and can clearly distinguish between like and love, but Lu Chihuo needs someone to teach him to distinguish between like and admiration!
Xiao Ma was shocked, not because of Jiyou's perfect psychological analysis, but because of the last sentence, yes, the male god is just like him, he is a man, so he has already made a detour and gone forever? !
Sure enough, Sissy is the devil, and the fan fiction is cheating, causing me to often substitute the plot of the novel, now it's all right, I can't get out of it!
After a long silence, Lu Xiaoma let out a deep breath. The male god is so perfect, it is easy to bend towards him often, but it seems that it is only for the male god. Sure enough, things like ape dung are destined.
"Maybe I really like the male god, not just a simple liking. But maybe the male god is so nice that I have hallucinations. After all, I haven't been with the male god for a long time. Is it too hasty to say that I like it casually?" At this moment Lu Xiaoma lost his usual stupidity and became extraordinarily serious, obviously thinking about this issue very seriously.
☆, the truth was discovered
Fang Xiaoqi is not used to Xiao Ma's style, he was stunned for a few seconds, not to mention, after all these years of being a small boss, he has cultivated the hidden majesty attribute more or less, or he has been comparing himself with Boss Hu for a long time Being affected, it's true if you get close to Zhu Zhechi!
Fang Xiaoqi turned into an intimate big brother, "From the perspective of meeting time, it is indeed not long, and it can even be said to be very short. But from the perspective of acquaintance, you have been together for five years! How many people will accompany you in this life After five years? In fact, you know better than anyone else that you have admired Mr. Hu from the very beginning, but it was just because you were unwilling to use the excuse of the second generation ancestor to give yourself a reason to black him. You really despise and despise people , will definitely not pay attention to him, he should be blocked directly! My analysis is correct!"
Xiao Ma sat up straight, staring at his good friend with piercing eyes, Fang Xiaoqi was shocked again, whether he was about to suffer from schizophrenia or something, he shrank back unconsciously!
In the next second, Xiao Ma really felt as if he had a convulsion, and rushed forward to hug his good friend, "You are truly a brother, and I love you so much. No wonder Boss Feng likes you so much. You are simply a caring woolen underwear!"
Fang Xiaoqi was overwhelmed by his intelligence and blushed because of what he said.
"But... even if I like the male god, so what, the male god has only known me for a few days, so he definitely won't like me." The style of painting has suddenly become lonely, and his acting skills are comparable to movie kings. Reward an Oscar statuette!
In fact, Fang Xiaoqi slipped his tongue just now, he said "you", but Lu Xiaoma, who was immersed in his inner world, obviously didn't notice this bug.Although I really want to tell my good friend with comfort that the male god also likes you, dear, but obviously it's not the time yet, I can't just reveal the truth to the person involved, so I have to hold back.
Fang Xiaoqi was persuasive, "Since you are sure that you like it, then go after it bravely. Why don't you take the initiative to ask Mr. Hu if he likes you. And he treats you extraordinarily well, everyone can see it!"
"That's right, you all think he treats me well, I think so too." Jingfen Lu Xiaoma turned on the funny mode again, "I always thought that I was too skilled, and the male god must appreciate me very much. Now look at you What does He Qianxi mean, that he actually has a crush on me?" Sure enough, my boss is cute, especially with the temperament of falling in love at first sight, and the narcissism mode has been turned on again.
It's not just because I have a good impression, it must be because I like it deeply, even a passer-by like me was touched, Xiao Ma simply stepped on dog shit, otherwise luck would be so good, being a black fan and getting true love!
But seeing Xiao Ma's cowardly narcissism mode fully activated, Fang Xiaoqi couldn't help but want to shake his head wildly, dear, where did you get your confidence from?
"So, do you want to take the initiative to ask?"
"Uh... let me think about it, I'm afraid I won't be able to ask, let me prepare a sentence. What's more, Hu's father and Hu's mother must hope that their son will marry a good wife and give them a grandson. Can God handle the pressure?"
Fang Xiaoqi is embarrassed, and his eyes are so long-term, he even thought of getting married and having a child to see his parents, and there is indeed a drama, it seems that Boss Hu's hard work is not in vain, and the infatuation will eventually be rewarded, it is simply a bitter tear!
"You have to trust Mr. Hu, and you have to believe in yourself. But it's too early to say these things, isn't it? As long as you have a firm enough relationship, any resistance will not be a problem! Besides, the same-sex marriage law will soon be passed, so there is nothing to be ashamed of." ,right?"
"En! You're right! Thank you Xiaoqi, I'll treat you to noodles another day!" Lu Xiaoma patted his shoulder hard, feeling very domineering!
Fang Xiaoqi was embarrassed, he said so much, daring to be affectionate is worth a bowl of noodles!Mr. Hu, I can only help you here, and it’s up to you to grasp the next step. Fang Xiaoqi, a full-time nurse, is so worried that she always cares about the happiness of her good friends. It is very worth rewarding ten red flowers flower!
After cooking the chicken soup for the soul, Fang Xiaoqi took his son home to cook. Boss Feng has already returned and is reading documents in the study.Boss Feng's phone was left on the coffee table, the phone vibrated, and a text message came in.
As a dedicated full-time assistant, Fang Xiaoqi hurriedly took his mobile phone to the study on the second floor.Just kidding, the ringing of the big and boss's mobile phone means a big deal, how about a proper red grandpa Mao, we must race against time, hurry up!
This is not the point, the point is that Assistant Fang has turned the cell phone back to the ringing state, which was originally set to vibrate, so that it is easier to hear the call.
Once Fang Xiaoqi also curiously asked his own man, it is normal to set the mobile phone to vibrate at work, why is it still vibrating at home, is it inconvenient to answer the phone like this!
Boss Feng has a guilty conscience and is used to it perfunctory.Howling in my heart, I must not turn back the ringtone, or I will reveal my secrets!
The wise and powerful Boss Feng made the first mistake in his life. It was carelessness. If he wanted to avoid being discovered by his wife, he could just change the default ringtone. There is only one ringtone in the world, so Boss Feng was gloriously exposed on the second day of April Fool's Day!
Boss Feng took the phone and looked at the text message, but the next second the phone rang, "Honey, answer the phone~ woo woo woo."
Since I haven't turned on the ringtone for a long time and got used to the vibration, Boss Feng didn't realize that it was his mobile phone ringing, but felt that the sound was very familiar. When he realized that it was his mobile phone, he hurriedly stuffed the mobile phone into the seat cushion, which seemed to be deceiving his ears. Potential!I prayed in my heart that the daughter-in-law who walked to the door didn't hear it!
However, the truth is cruel. Fang Xiaoqi, who was halfway through the walk, listened to the phone ringtone that sounded like his own voice, and then thought that he seemed to have heard it when they first met, and suddenly understood.But the problem is that I deleted the voice of such a dark history long ago, and where did my man get it? I remember that the dean’s grandma bought a new smartphone, and fooled herself into recording it. Ermao was there at the time, shaking the phone The tail is blind and barking.As clever as Fang Xiaoqi, after turning his head around for a while, he roughly understood the cause and effect, and he dared to fool himself with affection.
Thinking of punishing his man well, Fang Xiaoqi concocted good emotions, his face tensed, with a shocked look on his face, his acting skills are perfect, and he is very worthy of the best newcomer award!
Boss Feng was too nervous because of his guilty conscience, and all his previous shrewd factors were gone. He didn't notice the corners of his daughter-in-law's mouth twitching because of the pain of laughing. Emma, it's not easy to be a movie star!
"Answer the phone first!" Assistant Fang was very dignified!
"Okay...Okay." Taking out the hard phone that was stuffed into the cushion, Boss Feng hurriedly connected it.
The person who wants to call to sell insurance is also pitiful. Just as soon as he said the word "insurance", he was ruthlessly hung up by Feng Boss, and even permanently blocked. It's just miserable!
Accustomed to the gentleness and delicacy of the daughter-in-law, Feng Boss is really at a loss when she meets her stern face suddenly. To use the most common analogy, it is like someone who has made a mistake and is eager to explain but doesn't know where to start. child.As a 30-year-old virgin who has never been in a relationship, he treats weak and shy beauties with a cold face, acts domineeringly, and never explains anything to people who don't care. His ability to explain is absolutely weak!
Hemming and hawing, the brain is running fast, sorting out the general idea, intending to use the shortest words to tell the truth the most clearly, in order to ask for the forgiveness of the daughter-in-law, Feng Boss is worthy of being a big boss, and he knows the survival rules of frankness and leniency!
Feng Sheng, who had seen the big world, quickly calmed down. Seeing that his daughter-in-law did not have the tendency to slam the table and slam the door away in anger, he felt more at ease.First of all, the attitude has to be right, you have to know your mistakes, and you have to act like a baby. Boss Feng's mind is running fast with the strategy of coaxing a wife that Tinna explained.
"Xiao Qi, don't be angry, okay, I should feel sorry for you when you are angry." Feng Sheng's deep voice deliberately slowed down, and it felt very weird. Assistant Fang almost laughed, but □□ held back, it was really not easy !
If it were Boss Hu coaxing his daughter-in-law, he would definitely drag him over and kiss him forcefully, and then start explaining until his daughter-in-law's legs are weak and she can't run away.As for Feng Boss, as a sullen boss, he must not be so unrestrained, so he reached out his hand quietly like a big girl, and tentatively touched his wife's fingertips, feeling that the fingertips were slightly bent but did not retract , the boss returned with confidence immediately, his wife is so intellectual and sensible, so she won't make trouble for no reason!
He took his daughter-in-law's hand and hugged him to sit on the computer desk so that the two of them could look at each other.
"Xiaoqi, I didn't hide it from you on purpose. I just... just worried that you would forget me and Feng Zibai back then. After all, I have been away from you for 15 years. I really don't have much hope. I hope you can still remember I..." Feng Sheng, who spoke without trembling, paused for the first time.
Stabilizing his emotions, Feng Boss made a long story short, "I was forcibly taken back to the United States by them back then, and I thought about escaping back. But what they said was right, I have nothing, even if I come back, so what, I can't give it to you Happiness. Although I knew they were trying to provoke me, I still listened. I send you gifts every year, have you received them?"
Fang Xiaoqi is kind and considerate by nature, he naturally knows what is hidden in Fengsheng's simple words, how much sweat it took to get to where he is today in 15 years, he has achieved the limit of what an extraordinary person can do, And he worked so hard for nothing but an insignificant self.
Fang Xiaoqi's big clean eyes began to steam, firstly because he was moved, and secondly because he remembered happily waiting for him at the school gate to leave school, but when he waited
Boss Hu: What do you usually do on weekends?
Xiao Ma tried his best to think about some high-end things, but he had no choice but to play games besides eating and sleeping, so he had no foreign-style hobbies worth mentioning, so he could only coyly say: Sleep, play games!
Boss Hu raised the corners of his lips: Then... how about we play games together in the afternoon, or you can sleep for a while if you are tired, and play again when you wake up!I've been alone, just stay with me, okay?Boss Hu turned on the mode of acting like a baby and pretending to be lonely, and the aggrieved but pretending to be strong tone made Xiao Ma successfully fall into the trap.
Without doubting him, he quickly nodded in agreement. I didn't really want to go home at first, and I would play games alone when I went home. It would be better if two people worked together!
Boss Hu's smile widened, like a wolf with a big tail that had succeeded.
Xiao Ma: Can you play games?
Boss Hu: Of course, I will play the games produced by the company to see if there are any bugs.
Games are work, and Boss Hu is really dedicated!
Xiao Ma meets a bosom friend, it turns out that the male god who does not eat fireworks can also play games, how wonderful!Afterwards, Xiao Ma will realize that he underestimated the enemy too much. His male god is not only so simple, but quite good at it. After all, IQ determines everything, doesn't it?
The two had a tacit understanding again, it really was ape dung, ape dung!
So, after half an hour of squinting on the sofa, Comrade Xiao Ma felt like he was alive again, and it was fine to play games until midnight!Of course, when the pony was asleep, what kind of wretched tricks Boss Hu did to take advantage of others, only God knows!In short, looking at the little daughter-in-law snoring with her mouth open, Boss Hu is an idiot if she doesn't reach out and touch her!
Boss Hu took out the game equipment and prepared to install it. His movements are quite proficient, and he looks like a veteran.
Xiao Ma rubbed his hands secretly, he seems to be a master, it's great, this way he has the energy, the more he plays the Standard Chartered game with Xiao Qi, the more he plays, the more he is embarrassed to win himself!
Lying in the distance, Fang Xiaoqi sneezes!Innocent laying guns or something!Xiaobai obediently handed over the tissue, and Boss Feng hurriedly hugged his daughter-in-law to test her temperature, and ate tofu by the way!
In the duel between masters, a game lasted for two hours, and the final result was that Xiao Ma narrowly won, which was really just a narrow victory.You must know that Comrade Pony's game age is quite long, and he rarely wins so reluctantly.Excited, Xiao Ma put down the gamepad in his hand, rushed over and grabbed the male god's arm, although he wanted to hang on the male god's body, but his only rationality reminded him to be reserved!
"Male god, you really impress me, ying ying ~"
Hu Zecheng's heart beat faster, and his daughter-in-law finally called out her private name!Under the leak of Fang Xiaoqi, a good spy in China, Boss Hu has long known that Xiao Ma called him a male god in private, and the joy and excitement after hearing the truth is needless to say.But even if he had prepared for it, Boss Hu still couldn't hold back after hearing the salutation with admiration and subtle admiration in the live version, happiness came too suddenly!
Boss Hu, who has lived for 32 years, is like a young man with a new personality, which makes the bosses feel ashamed. This prospect, tsk tsk, was eaten by dogs, there is no cure!
Boss Hu feigned surprise and said, acting well, "You...what did you call me?"
"Male god!" Pony's eyes sparkled, God knows how many years he has been in the rivers and lakes, he has won many battles, and you mortals don't understand the loneliness of not being able to meet an opponent!God knows, as long as his male god puts in a little effort to surpass him, he will be able to surpass him just around the corner, thinking about it, he can't help running three laps!
Therefore, Xiao Ma's mood is the same as that of the supreme master in martial arts novels!
"You're so good, you're just moral, intellectual, physical, and artistic... oh, plus you've developed all-round cooking, you're not a male god! Young man, under the guidance of this seat, your game skills will increase day by day, and you will dominate the world It's just around the corner, and children can be taught!" Xiao Ma was talking so engrossingly that he only had to stick a fake beard under his chin to stroke it!
Hu Zecheng couldn't help laughing, especially enjoying the adoring eyes of his daughter-in-law, and sighed in his heart, fortunately he stopped in time and didn't win the daughter-in-law, otherwise he would have lost the opportunity to date by learning game skills, he is so witty that he has no friends!
Thinking this way in his heart, he said modestly, "Then ask Master Lu for advice!"
Xiao Ma clasped his hands, "The male god is very polite, easy to talk about! By the way...you don't mind if I give you a nickname!" Always called Mr. Hu too natural, Xiao Ma thought it would be good to bring the distance between the two closer!
"Of course I don't mind! Then it's too late for the tall nickname to like it!"
"That's good, that's good, hahaha!" Pony was extremely comfortable, picking up the game handle and preparing to fight again!
This time the two of them played a cooperative game, playing against others online.At this time, the test is tacit understanding, and it can especially narrow the distance between the two!
When you are immersed in one thing, time passes very quickly, and it is already evening before you know it.
If you stand outside the door, you will find that the quiet villa in the past has become extraordinarily lively. Voices such as "Be careful behind you", "Emma, you are so good, god", "Go to hell, monsters" are endless.Home, it's still lively!A daughter-in-law is indeed a necessity of life, Boss Hu thinks so!
So, foodie Lu naturally stayed for dinner.In order to show that he is still relatively diligent, Lu Chihuo took the initiative to heat up the leftovers at noon in the microwave.
For dinner, Lu foodie eats as little as possible, because he has to save his stomach to eat the imported cherries and dragon fruit bought in the morning. The days of being taken care of by local tyrants are refreshing!
Can't wait to wash it and put it on the glass plate, Lu Xiaoma sat cross-legged on the carpet, holding the plate and eating happily, this kind of life is simply heaven.Hu Zecheng was funny, and he also sat on the carpet. Xiao Ma took the initiative to hand out the plate and share something together, which is really rare and generous!
The two just watched the basketball program and ate fruit, having fun and being very warm!
During this period, Boss Hu once again used his crooked brains, how can he let his wife stay overnight!As witty as Boss Hu, he thought of a good solution in a minute!That is to drink!
It is obviously not suitable to drive after drinking, and of course I would not feel relieved to take a taxi back with the drunk daughter-in-law, so I took the way of being wronged and acting like a baby, and successfully kept my daughter-in-law!A series of measures are completed in one go, and it really has a deep scheming!
With a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth, Boss Hu got up and went to the wine cabinet to pick out a bottle of imported red wine that he searched. It was the oldest and had the highest concentration. In order to catch up with his wife, a bottle of red wine was nothing!It would be even more wonderful to have some drunken sex at the end, hahaha! !Boss Hu couldn't help himself, thinking of his wife's white and tender butt, he couldn't help swallowing!
Lu Chihuo, who was happily watching TV, obviously didn't realize that his butt was already being missed!
☆, Bend is healthier
"This is red wine that I have kept for many years. It is difficult to drink elsewhere. Try it?" The words were unconsciously bewitched.
As a professional foodie, the range of food involved must be extensive, and alcohol must also be included.The nose sniffed sensitively, and a strong and mellow aroma came faintly. It smelled really good. I swallowed silently, faintly wanting to drink!
Boss Hu showed a smile of success, and poured two glasses.Looking at the shining eyes of my daughter-in-law, resisting the urge to take a breath, I shook it first, then smelled it, it was more professional than eating Oreos!Boss Hu can't help being funny, he really deserves to be a professional snack foodie, he's really likable!
"Try it!" Boss Hu urged.
"Wow~ It's really good, delicious! God, you are so rich that you have no friends!" Xiao Ma gave a thumbs up excitedly.
"Who says I don't have friends, don't you? I still have a lot of exclusive collections in my wine cabinet, welcome to drink anytime!" Ask Pei Zhengyao after drinking, Boss Hu cursed in his heart.
That's right, brother is used to search and sell, who asked him to open a restaurant!
In the distance, Pei Zheng was very regretful, he was really careless in making friends!
The good wine smells delicious but the wine is strong, so Lu Chihuai, who has an average capacity for alcohol, successfully became dizzy, his face was flushed, and his complexion was very good, which completely met Boss Hu's expectations!
The most critical issue after getting drunk is the quality of the wine. Whether Lu Xiaoma's wine is good or bad is not bad, the key is whether there are other people around.
If Xiao Ma gets drunk from drinking alone, he will fall asleep hugging the quilt.And if there is someone next to him, who is still a male god with a vague and unusual status in his heart, everything will be a different matter. Comrade Xiao Ma instantly turns into Lu Hooligan, molesting his own male god!
Boss Hu is so excited, he can't wait to move his face so that his wife can keep kissing her.The red lips are soft and waxy, and it feels very comfortable and itchy when they move across the face.
"I said male god, you must forgive me!"
"Huh? Forgive you for what?"
"Have you noticed that you have regular black fans in your meager life? Those are all me, I'm amazing, haha, you haven't found out in five years~"
Boss Hu, who knew the truth a long time ago, couldn't laugh or cry, and still said with relief: "It's amazing, Xiaoyao is the best. He is the only little villain in the world who can play me in the palm of his hand."
"Hee hee, male god, you are so kind, I want to reward you." He turned his head, grabbed the male god's shoulder, and gave a resounding "boo" with his mouth, um... the male god's nibbling really felt good~
"I was really jealous back then, and I did so many things that I was sorry to you, the male god. You must forgive me. From now on, I will be your ultimate little brother. If you have anything to say, feel free to speak up." Proudly patted his chest.
Grabbing the waving paw of his daughter-in-law, he put it to his lips and kissed, "Okay~ I forgive you, I will let you cover me from now on, okay?"
"It's easy to say! Don't be polite!"
"Then do you want to make it up to me?"
"Huh? You say?"
"Kiss?"
"Okay!" There was another big boo to the face, which made the male god drool all over his face and smiled with satisfaction!
When Lu Xiaoma slowly left, Boss Hu turned his head at the speed of light, and his lips accurately caught the lip of his daughter-in-law who was about to leave, bit it lightly, and kissed fiercely.Fragrant and sweet, warm and soft, it really looks like red wine pudding.Boss Hu kissed as close as he could, relieving five years of depression.
Lu Xiaoma stared in confusion, his brain was not very clear, he didn't know that the male god was kissing him, he just felt warm and sweet on his mouth, like being stuck with a lollipop, with such a happy guess, Lu Xiaoma succeeded ...and fell asleep!
Boss Hu kissed and found that the daughter-in-law who had responded jerky had stopped moving. She was startled and passed out just like that. Couldn't she be so fragile? !
Opening her eyes, the daughter-in-law actually snored a little, muttering "lollipop don't go~"
Boss Hu is funny, dare to treat yourself as a person□□ lollipop, Xie Mei licks lips, lollipop is lollipop, it tastes really good~
"Stay at my house today and don't leave, okay?"
A drunk who can talk is really a ghost, so Lu Xiaoma's subconscious "humming" was misinterpreted by Hu Boss as a promise!Everything is under control, this feeling is really very comfortable!
Next, Boss Hu successfully stripped the pony and carried it into the bathroom to take a bath, watched the little butt, and after a little bit of silent pinching, it was rare for a gentleman to stop.Husband and wife have sex with each other harmoniously, and it feels better when you are awake, save it first, and make it up together later.
Comrade Xiao Ma's harmonious life in the future is really happy and painful. After all, he owes a lot of inexplicable debts, and he can't control it at all!
Although he really wanted his daughter-in-law to sleep naked like him, but in order to relieve the embarrassment tomorrow morning, Boss Hu had no choice but to go topless and wear a pair of underwear.I helped my daughter-in-law put on my own big vest, and went to sleep with my daughter-in-law in my arms contentedly.It's soft and slippery, like holding a warm dumpling, it's really good~~
Lu Xiaoma, who was sleeping, obviously had a bad sleep, so he got into the male god's arms without restraint, kicked his calf out and hung on the male god's lap, and continued to snore happily.
This night was the most satisfying night Boss Hu slept in in the past five years, bar none.It's not that I didn't sleep well before, but this kind of satisfaction, this kind of happiness that I will have someone to accompany me for a lifetime, makes my body and mind extraordinarily fulfilled.
However, the next morning, although Boss Hu really wanted to appreciate his daughter-in-law's shyness after seeing him sleeping with him, there was a big client who was anxious to discuss business, so he had to get up lightly.As the top sleeping god, Lu Xiaoma only grumbled, kicked his legs and turned over, and then snored happily again, completely ignoring the bed, and his adaptability is very strong!
Boss Hu was so cute, seeing that his daughter-in-law was still awake, he couldn't help kissing his kissed lips that were slightly parted because of snoring, and he couldn't extricate himself from the comfort immediately, feeling extremely refreshed!
Lu Chiho was awakened by the smell of the breakfast downstairs, so if he wanted to summon the sanity of the foodie, the ultimate trump card was to eat!Moved his nose and forced himself to sit up, then reluctantly but bewitched to open his sleepy eyes, his eyes changed from bewildered to shocked, bridge bean sack, this is the male god's family, I actually stayed overnight at the male god's house, Or the bed of a male god? !Looking at the pillow next to him that someone had obviously slept on, and then looking at the only quilt on the bed, Lu Chihuo came to a conclusion quickly: he had slept with the male god, and it was still covered with a quilt.
Lu Chihuo suddenly thought of something impure, lifted the quilt, twisted his waist, and bumped his buttocks. After confirming that there was no discomfort, he did not breathe a sigh of relief, but felt a sense of hunger and thirst that should not have been lost !Fuck, I was really spoiled by the rotten girl, my pure soul~ you come back soon~~
The clothes on his body are very loose, and even thinking about it, he knows that he is a male god.I had a drink yesterday, and it seems reasonable for me to live here. The male god is so good and noble, how could he take advantage of me, why are you so nervous? !Lu Chihuo cast aside himself while analyzing the situation.
Thinking of sharing the same bed with the popular male god Boss Hu all night, I suddenly felt very long-faced, proud and proud.
The full-bodied wine still remains in the mouth, and it really is the best wine that people can't finish.But how can there be a taste of lollipops in the wine? Xiao Ma loses his memory after drinking, and still insists on using Boss Hu's tongue as a lollipop. His IQ is really urgent!
Although Lu Chihuo forgot to kiss with tongue, he still remembered that he took advantage of the male god and kissed the male god on the cheek, and felt that he was really active and unrestrained, very manly!If you like a male god, you must kiss him. Lu Chihuo doesn't regret it too much, because Lu Chihuo often kisses the very few people he likes. Of course, most of the kisses are made by people who feed him delicious food. Sometimes, for example, Fang Xiaoqi, he would often receive saliva from foodie friends in return!
Who wants you to kiss, and it's worthless, who are you fooling? !However, Fang Xiaoqi's objection was obviously ineffective, but Xiao Ma didn't dare to act presumptuously since he was under the cover of Feng Boss.So, sometimes backing is really a necessity of life!
Just as Xiao Ma's thoughts were like a prolapsed wild horse, running wildly, the door was gently opened, and Boss Hu carefully poked his head in, still wearing a plaid apron.
Hearing the movement, Xiao Ma instinctively wanted to pretend to be dead and lie down with his eyes closed, but he looked stupid and embarrassing in front of boys, and the most important thing was that he didn't have time to lie down.So the foodie Lu had no choice but to show what he thought was the brightest smile and greet the male god.
Boss Hu gently raised the corners of his lips, closed the door and entered the room, with the smell of fried eggs remaining on his body, he looked extraordinarily homely, and also extraordinarily tall in the eyes of the pony, the male god fried poached eggs, it must be delicious, Emma, I can't control it at all What a swell!
"Xiaoyao, you are awake! I made breakfast and put it in the kitchen. When I am hungry, I will get up and eat, and then go to bed after eating. My company has a contract to negotiate and it will not be until the afternoon. I contacted the driver and asked him to I've already told you to take you to Ah Zheng's restaurant for dinner."
Xiao Ma first resented the damn contract, why bother the male god to rest, will he die on Monday? !Then came Star Eyes, male god, you are so caring, you are like my little cotton trousers.
"Thank you God, take care of your body and don't work too hard." Although I really want to say that our company can help you share the business, but when I think about the high-end business that they take over, I must not be able to play it myself, so I better not make trouble.
"So cute! Do you want to kiss your face?" Boss Hu couldn't help but want to tease when he thought of his wife kissing her cheek like a puppy last night.
"Eh..." Lu Xiaoma 囧, you must say it, male god, do you still want to have a happy relationship.
"Then what, I rarely do this, I guess I was a little excited yesterday after drinking too much, don't mind the male god." Lu Xiaoma scratched his face, slightly embarrassed.
Boss Hu glanced at his daughter-in-law's wide collar, slightly obscene, and then had a gentle and upright face, "I don't mean to mind, this is your way of expressing friendliness, and I completely accept it."
The electronic clock at the head of the bed shows that it's almost eight o'clock. Although I really want to continue molesting my wife, but the time is waiting for no one, and I rarely swear in my heart. Boss Hu enters the fitting room to change clothes, and when he comes out, he has returned to the appearance of an elite president, very changeable evil!
Lu Chihuo was stunned, and was once again amazed by the beauty of his male god!
"I'm leaving, sleep again~"
"Goodbye male god, be careful on the road~"
"it is good!"
With the sound of closing the door, Lu Xiaoma scratched his face again, why did he have a sex attribute in his house, this kind of immediate sense of telling his husband to pay attention to traffic safety when going out.Sure enough, it was infected by a virtuous and good friend, um, it must be like this!
Boss Hu's bed was big and soft. Lu Chihua ate a loving breakfast, rolled around on the big bed contentedly, and then snored again!
Although Lu Chihuo is pretending to be arrogant and naturally stupid and cute with a long reflex arc, he still has an arc of emission.Therefore, after receiving the text message from the male god confirming that he arrived home safely, Lu Xiaoma put his phone aside, grabbed an apple and gnawed it, with a serious face on his face, like a meditator gnawing an apple, which is very worthwhile Become a sculpture that will last forever.
As a 30-year-old aspiring young man, Lu Chihuo naturally knows that no one will treat you well for no reason, so he must have a plan!But his male god is so omnipotent and perfect, Lu Xiaoma can't think of anything in his family that is worthy of his male god's covetousness.So, thinking about it, thinking about it, Lu Xiaoma only thought of one possibility, that is, the male god likes her.Sure enough, her beauty is always so attractive, Lu Xiaoma is secretly delighted, and can't help but look at the phone screen to cheer herself up!
Thinking deeper narcissistically, could it be that the male god has been secretly in love with him for many years and wants to hook him up home?For the first time in his life, Lu Xiaoma revealed the most standard and perfect answer, but he himself didn't believe it, feeling that he was thinking too much.
In fact, it's not surprising that Lu Xiaoma has this kind of emotion. How about the perfect male god who has been secretly in love with ordinary foodies for many years, this kind of godhead title is unrealistic, and it's not like making a fantasy idol drama!
But life is so unreal sometimes, such a Mary Sue, a generation of male gods really fell on a gluttonous pony, I don’t know if this is a good story in the world, or a funny comedy.
In the end, Xiao Ma slapped the table and decided that the male god must regard himself as a younger brother, just like a good friend!Who made himself look so cute that everyone loves flowers and flowers and sees flowers blowing out while driving? !That's right, Lu Chihuo is so confident!
At this critical moment, Assistant Fang, a good friend and spy, appeared in time and corrected Lu Chihuo's thinking. It has become a turning point for Boss Hu's success in chasing his wife. He is simply the messenger of rotten girls, very great.
Fang Xiaoqi brought Xiaobai to Lu Yao's house, and he was keenly aware that the foodie had something on his mind. After all, even the imported snacks that Xiaobai specially bought for his younger brother didn't impress Lu's foodie.Sure enough, he is serious, but someone has accepted this guy, the nanny Fang Xiaoqi sighed in relief, she was really worried!
"Xiaobai, obediently go to the room to play games, okay?" Fang Xiaoqi kindly touched his son's steamed bun face.
"Okay!" He picked up his schoolbag, entered the room obediently, and closed the door by the way, so sensible!
"Xiao Ma, were you at Mr. Hu's house yesterday? Did you stay overnight?" Straight to the point, simple and sharp!
Xiao Ma was startled, what the hell, why don't you go straight to the point and know so clearly!After hesitating for a few seconds, he nodded vigorously!
"You...do you like Mr. Hu?"
"I like it, he is my god, didn't I tell you?"
"It's not this kind of liking, it's on a deeper level. I think of him from time to time, and feel that he is omnipotent and invincible. I don't have any doubts about his overtures, and I don't dislike his touch or even like his touch, even if he is a person. Man!" Fang Xiaoqi's words were sharp, and he immediately turned into a psychoanalyst. If you want to ask him why he is so clear about Xiao Ma's psychology, it must have something to do with Feng Boss. I have had this kind of emotion before, but I must not say come out.
Therefore, emotional intelligence is very important. Fang Xiaoqi can comprehend by himself, and can clearly distinguish between like and love, but Lu Chihuo needs someone to teach him to distinguish between like and admiration!
Xiao Ma was shocked, not because of Jiyou's perfect psychological analysis, but because of the last sentence, yes, the male god is just like him, he is a man, so he has already made a detour and gone forever? !
Sure enough, Sissy is the devil, and the fan fiction is cheating, causing me to often substitute the plot of the novel, now it's all right, I can't get out of it!
After a long silence, Lu Xiaoma let out a deep breath. The male god is so perfect, it is easy to bend towards him often, but it seems that it is only for the male god. Sure enough, things like ape dung are destined.
"Maybe I really like the male god, not just a simple liking. But maybe the male god is so nice that I have hallucinations. After all, I haven't been with the male god for a long time. Is it too hasty to say that I like it casually?" At this moment Lu Xiaoma lost his usual stupidity and became extraordinarily serious, obviously thinking about this issue very seriously.
☆, the truth was discovered
Fang Xiaoqi is not used to Xiao Ma's style, he was stunned for a few seconds, not to mention, after all these years of being a small boss, he has cultivated the hidden majesty attribute more or less, or he has been comparing himself with Boss Hu for a long time Being affected, it's true if you get close to Zhu Zhechi!
Fang Xiaoqi turned into an intimate big brother, "From the perspective of meeting time, it is indeed not long, and it can even be said to be very short. But from the perspective of acquaintance, you have been together for five years! How many people will accompany you in this life After five years? In fact, you know better than anyone else that you have admired Mr. Hu from the very beginning, but it was just because you were unwilling to use the excuse of the second generation ancestor to give yourself a reason to black him. You really despise and despise people , will definitely not pay attention to him, he should be blocked directly! My analysis is correct!"
Xiao Ma sat up straight, staring at his good friend with piercing eyes, Fang Xiaoqi was shocked again, whether he was about to suffer from schizophrenia or something, he shrank back unconsciously!
In the next second, Xiao Ma really felt as if he had a convulsion, and rushed forward to hug his good friend, "You are truly a brother, and I love you so much. No wonder Boss Feng likes you so much. You are simply a caring woolen underwear!"
Fang Xiaoqi was overwhelmed by his intelligence and blushed because of what he said.
"But... even if I like the male god, so what, the male god has only known me for a few days, so he definitely won't like me." The style of painting has suddenly become lonely, and his acting skills are comparable to movie kings. Reward an Oscar statuette!
In fact, Fang Xiaoqi slipped his tongue just now, he said "you", but Lu Xiaoma, who was immersed in his inner world, obviously didn't notice this bug.Although I really want to tell my good friend with comfort that the male god also likes you, dear, but obviously it's not the time yet, I can't just reveal the truth to the person involved, so I have to hold back.
Fang Xiaoqi was persuasive, "Since you are sure that you like it, then go after it bravely. Why don't you take the initiative to ask Mr. Hu if he likes you. And he treats you extraordinarily well, everyone can see it!"
"That's right, you all think he treats me well, I think so too." Jingfen Lu Xiaoma turned on the funny mode again, "I always thought that I was too skilled, and the male god must appreciate me very much. Now look at you What does He Qianxi mean, that he actually has a crush on me?" Sure enough, my boss is cute, especially with the temperament of falling in love at first sight, and the narcissism mode has been turned on again.
It's not just because I have a good impression, it must be because I like it deeply, even a passer-by like me was touched, Xiao Ma simply stepped on dog shit, otherwise luck would be so good, being a black fan and getting true love!
But seeing Xiao Ma's cowardly narcissism mode fully activated, Fang Xiaoqi couldn't help but want to shake his head wildly, dear, where did you get your confidence from?
"So, do you want to take the initiative to ask?"
"Uh... let me think about it, I'm afraid I won't be able to ask, let me prepare a sentence. What's more, Hu's father and Hu's mother must hope that their son will marry a good wife and give them a grandson. Can God handle the pressure?"
Fang Xiaoqi is embarrassed, and his eyes are so long-term, he even thought of getting married and having a child to see his parents, and there is indeed a drama, it seems that Boss Hu's hard work is not in vain, and the infatuation will eventually be rewarded, it is simply a bitter tear!
"You have to trust Mr. Hu, and you have to believe in yourself. But it's too early to say these things, isn't it? As long as you have a firm enough relationship, any resistance will not be a problem! Besides, the same-sex marriage law will soon be passed, so there is nothing to be ashamed of." ,right?"
"En! You're right! Thank you Xiaoqi, I'll treat you to noodles another day!" Lu Xiaoma patted his shoulder hard, feeling very domineering!
Fang Xiaoqi was embarrassed, he said so much, daring to be affectionate is worth a bowl of noodles!Mr. Hu, I can only help you here, and it’s up to you to grasp the next step. Fang Xiaoqi, a full-time nurse, is so worried that she always cares about the happiness of her good friends. It is very worth rewarding ten red flowers flower!
After cooking the chicken soup for the soul, Fang Xiaoqi took his son home to cook. Boss Feng has already returned and is reading documents in the study.Boss Feng's phone was left on the coffee table, the phone vibrated, and a text message came in.
As a dedicated full-time assistant, Fang Xiaoqi hurriedly took his mobile phone to the study on the second floor.Just kidding, the ringing of the big and boss's mobile phone means a big deal, how about a proper red grandpa Mao, we must race against time, hurry up!
This is not the point, the point is that Assistant Fang has turned the cell phone back to the ringing state, which was originally set to vibrate, so that it is easier to hear the call.
Once Fang Xiaoqi also curiously asked his own man, it is normal to set the mobile phone to vibrate at work, why is it still vibrating at home, is it inconvenient to answer the phone like this!
Boss Feng has a guilty conscience and is used to it perfunctory.Howling in my heart, I must not turn back the ringtone, or I will reveal my secrets!
The wise and powerful Boss Feng made the first mistake in his life. It was carelessness. If he wanted to avoid being discovered by his wife, he could just change the default ringtone. There is only one ringtone in the world, so Boss Feng was gloriously exposed on the second day of April Fool's Day!
Boss Feng took the phone and looked at the text message, but the next second the phone rang, "Honey, answer the phone~ woo woo woo."
Since I haven't turned on the ringtone for a long time and got used to the vibration, Boss Feng didn't realize that it was his mobile phone ringing, but felt that the sound was very familiar. When he realized that it was his mobile phone, he hurriedly stuffed the mobile phone into the seat cushion, which seemed to be deceiving his ears. Potential!I prayed in my heart that the daughter-in-law who walked to the door didn't hear it!
However, the truth is cruel. Fang Xiaoqi, who was halfway through the walk, listened to the phone ringtone that sounded like his own voice, and then thought that he seemed to have heard it when they first met, and suddenly understood.But the problem is that I deleted the voice of such a dark history long ago, and where did my man get it? I remember that the dean’s grandma bought a new smartphone, and fooled herself into recording it. Ermao was there at the time, shaking the phone The tail is blind and barking.As clever as Fang Xiaoqi, after turning his head around for a while, he roughly understood the cause and effect, and he dared to fool himself with affection.
Thinking of punishing his man well, Fang Xiaoqi concocted good emotions, his face tensed, with a shocked look on his face, his acting skills are perfect, and he is very worthy of the best newcomer award!
Boss Feng was too nervous because of his guilty conscience, and all his previous shrewd factors were gone. He didn't notice the corners of his daughter-in-law's mouth twitching because of the pain of laughing. Emma, it's not easy to be a movie star!
"Answer the phone first!" Assistant Fang was very dignified!
"Okay...Okay." Taking out the hard phone that was stuffed into the cushion, Boss Feng hurriedly connected it.
The person who wants to call to sell insurance is also pitiful. Just as soon as he said the word "insurance", he was ruthlessly hung up by Feng Boss, and even permanently blocked. It's just miserable!
Accustomed to the gentleness and delicacy of the daughter-in-law, Feng Boss is really at a loss when she meets her stern face suddenly. To use the most common analogy, it is like someone who has made a mistake and is eager to explain but doesn't know where to start. child.As a 30-year-old virgin who has never been in a relationship, he treats weak and shy beauties with a cold face, acts domineeringly, and never explains anything to people who don't care. His ability to explain is absolutely weak!
Hemming and hawing, the brain is running fast, sorting out the general idea, intending to use the shortest words to tell the truth the most clearly, in order to ask for the forgiveness of the daughter-in-law, Feng Boss is worthy of being a big boss, and he knows the survival rules of frankness and leniency!
Feng Sheng, who had seen the big world, quickly calmed down. Seeing that his daughter-in-law did not have the tendency to slam the table and slam the door away in anger, he felt more at ease.First of all, the attitude has to be right, you have to know your mistakes, and you have to act like a baby. Boss Feng's mind is running fast with the strategy of coaxing a wife that Tinna explained.
"Xiao Qi, don't be angry, okay, I should feel sorry for you when you are angry." Feng Sheng's deep voice deliberately slowed down, and it felt very weird. Assistant Fang almost laughed, but □□ held back, it was really not easy !
If it were Boss Hu coaxing his daughter-in-law, he would definitely drag him over and kiss him forcefully, and then start explaining until his daughter-in-law's legs are weak and she can't run away.As for Feng Boss, as a sullen boss, he must not be so unrestrained, so he reached out his hand quietly like a big girl, and tentatively touched his wife's fingertips, feeling that the fingertips were slightly bent but did not retract , the boss returned with confidence immediately, his wife is so intellectual and sensible, so she won't make trouble for no reason!
He took his daughter-in-law's hand and hugged him to sit on the computer desk so that the two of them could look at each other.
"Xiaoqi, I didn't hide it from you on purpose. I just... just worried that you would forget me and Feng Zibai back then. After all, I have been away from you for 15 years. I really don't have much hope. I hope you can still remember I..." Feng Sheng, who spoke without trembling, paused for the first time.
Stabilizing his emotions, Feng Boss made a long story short, "I was forcibly taken back to the United States by them back then, and I thought about escaping back. But what they said was right, I have nothing, even if I come back, so what, I can't give it to you Happiness. Although I knew they were trying to provoke me, I still listened. I send you gifts every year, have you received them?"
Fang Xiaoqi is kind and considerate by nature, he naturally knows what is hidden in Fengsheng's simple words, how much sweat it took to get to where he is today in 15 years, he has achieved the limit of what an extraordinary person can do, And he worked so hard for nothing but an insignificant self.
Fang Xiaoqi's big clean eyes began to steam, firstly because he was moved, and secondly because he remembered happily waiting for him at the school gate to leave school, but when he waited
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