The number one lalang in heaven

With a glance, they exchanged a look of "there is something strange here", and asked: "Then what is the festival? What is the celebration? What is the reason?"

Old man: "What we celebrate here is the wedding anniversary of the Queen Mother and the Emperor of Heaven."

Li Xuan: ...

I coughed hard.

58.

Old man: "The story goes like this: Legend has it that after the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor were destined to marry, the Queen Mother asked for ten miles of red makeup to make a beautiful marriage. All the gods in the sky came to congratulate each other, and held a peach feast for ten days and ten nights! Presenting a congratulatory gift, that's a shame!"

I turned around and left.

Li Xuan came over and tugged at my sleeve: "Brother, it's so easy to come here, don't you want to join in the fun?"

Me: "I saw you holding back your smile!"

The old man was still eloquent: "Furthermore, the Queen Mother is always in charge of marriage, and she generously threw down countless red lines on that day, so we mortals are not only more likely to succeed in seeking marriage today, but also get married for three lives." , can be a couple for three lifetimes..."

I laughed angrily: "Isn't it? It's best to both enter the animal realm in the next life. One will be a wild boar and the other a tiger. Let's go as a couple of gods and immortals!"

The old man glanced at me with crazy eyes, and left.

59.

Under Li Xuan's grand invitation, I finally reluctantly agreed to stay for a few days.

I found that this person is a majestic emperor, and he put all his airs aside for this kind of mortal joke.

"Brother, let's go out and buy some holiday clothes too!"

"No, what do you want that can't be changed with magic?"

Li Xuan looked at me with wide eyes: "This is the first time I have descended to the world since I ascended..."

60.

Do you think that my dignified Xichi Yuanjun will be swayed by this kind of coquettish trick——

...Yes, this thousand-year-old lonely old man really only eats the tricks of the younger generation:)

Take the business trip funds approved by Laojun, let's go!

61.

the day of the festival.

I haven't been out of the fairy mansion for a long time, and it's a bit overwhelming to encounter such a grand scene again.

Li Xuan half-bowed his arms and hugged my waist, he said it would prevent people from bumping into me.

"If brother is not feeling well, we can go back early."

I was so moved that tears filled my eyes: what a filial boy!

I waved my hand and said, "No, no, I just haven't seen much excitement in the world, so I opened my eyes today. You can stay until Haishi if you want."

Li Xuan raised his heroic eyebrows and smiled: "After all, it's the wedding anniversary."

I:"......"

You go, you crawl away for me.

62.

An hour later, I finally had a deep understanding of the mortal truth "children will be spoiled if they are left in the care of the elderly".

The whole bazaar was already extremely lively at this time, every time Li Xuan and I talked, we had to stick to our faces and say that he could hear him, and he had to keep tightening his arms, fearing that the flow of people would wash us away.

We shuttled through the sea of ​​people in this overly intimate posture, as close as one person.

When I said that I wanted to eat candied haws, Li Xuanlai had to put his ear close to let me repeat, and then he walked over with his arms around me in a gesture that was almost a hug.

I can't help but sigh with emotion, no wonder people say that the marriage established at this festival is the fate of three lives.Ordinary lovers being squeezed together like this is closer than a fetus in a mother's womb. It is indeed difficult to untie it in three lifetimes.

63.

Li Xuan leaned down and bit my ear: "Brother, do you want to eat osmanthus cake?"

I want!"

Then he was hugged and moved to the coordinates of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

After a while, Li Xuan bent down again: "Brother, do you want to eat jujube cake?"

I want!"

Then he was hugged and moved to the coordinates of Jujube cake.

After a few times, even a dull person like me noticed something was wrong.

I pushed him slightly: "Don't do this."

Li Xuan leaned down again and said with a smile, "What is brother saying?"

Me: "Laugh at me for being short."

Li Xuan: "..."

64.

I saw that he showed a rare look of confusion, and he chased after the victory: "You always bend down/body up when you tell me, didn't you mean to remind me that I am half a foot shorter than you? Osmanthus cake and jujube cake are obviously in the same snack On the street, we could just walk down the road, but you want to walk in the opposite direction with my arms around you, isn't it just because you are taller than me?"

I concluded: "Don't bully the elderly like this in the future, there will be bad retribution. That is, I have a better temper..."

Li Xuan laughed, lowered his head and replied, "The one who wouldn't bully others like this is you..."

He got too close, and the words between his lips and teeth were too ambiguous, and even this thousand-year-old fairy suddenly got a little hot on his face.

I muttered under my breath: ...that doesn't sound like remorse.

Li Xuan smiled lightly.

I immediately reacted: "So you can hear clearly without bowing your head!"

Li Xuan: "..."

65.

Li Xuan sighed: "Wanjin, if only you were so transparent in other aspects."

I am surprised: "I feel that I am quite transparent everywhere, sometimes I just don't ask."

Me: "For example, what you just called me was my name. You also called me at the fairy banquet 300 years ago, and you also called me the day you watched the moon in the Dragon Palace. But even Yaoyao doesn't know my name." .”

66.

Li Xuan: "Yes."

Me: "...so, are you going to explain?"

Li Xuan stretched out his hand, and there was a jade pendant in his hand.

I took it over to look at it, and it was a clear Hetian jade. Its style and color seemed to be old, and it should be an antique that has been revitalized by warming.

I smiled and said, "It's a good jade, but it didn't answer my question."

Li Xuan still responded: "Yes."

Then he stretched out a hand that seemed to be of the same origin as white jade, and put his thumb against my eyes and gently wiped it.

I just realized I was crying.

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Note:

The Queen Mother of the West is surnamed Yang, but it is taboo... One is Wanjin. ——Duan Chengshi "Youyang Miscellaneous Zu·Nuogao Ji [-]"

"Wanjin" is derived from the homonym of "Wanjin".

67.

I've seen a lot at an early age, but now I don't know what's wrong, I just stare at him blankly, and I faintly show weakness to this hundreds-year-old junior and ask for help.

Li Xuan shook his head gently, his eyes were also flushed, and his pair of water-cut pupils only looked at me intently.

He shook my hand holding Yupei, his tone was a bit choked but still firm and firm:

"Wanjin, I can't tell."

"I can't say, you can only think for yourself."

"It doesn't matter if you don't remember it, as long as you keep thinking about it, I can wait forever."

68.

I don't know why he is crying, and I don't know why I am crying.

In such a crowded and lively event, it may seem a bit funny for a pair of well-dressed men to stand still and choke at each other, but at that moment, it seemed that everyone in the world disappeared out of thin air, and there was only one thing between the thin sky and the earth. He and I were face to face, so close that we only saw each other's reflections.

There were countless shock waves in my heart and then I calmed down again. In a drowsy state, I tossed and turned and thought:

The person in front of you, who are you?

69.

Before I could think of this question, the presence of people around me became apparent again.

It's not because the relationship between Li Xuan and I have recovered, but——

"Emperor Beichen...Li Xuan!!"

I followed the source of the sound and saw that Ao Si pushed away the crowd in a panic and ran towards us recklessly.

"Mr. Yang...you, you can't leave!"

He was out of breath from running, and looked anxious like he was catching a thief.

The people around me stepped aside spontaneously and looked sideways at Li Xuan and me.

In fact, according to seniority, there is absolutely no reason for me to be afraid of him, but at this moment my heart moved, I turned around and met Li Xuan's eyes, and ran away.

70.

Li Xuan seemed familiar in this film.I was holding the jade that was probably stolen goods tightly in my hand, and Li Xuan held my hand tightly and led me to run, looking back at me from time to time, as if he was afraid that I would be lost.

I laughed, I hadn't exercised my muscles and bones for hundreds of years, and when I ran, the excitement was more than the discomfort.

Li Xuan laughed too, and after we ran into the alley, he started to turn left and right.

Finally turned into a dead end.

I:......

He probably just looks familiar.

71.

Ao Si's out of breath should be from drinking at the farewell banquet.Immortals don't get out of breath after running for two steps, and I can't even squat at home for a thousand years.He quickly caught up.

Ao Si calmed down a bit, and raised his hands with the attitude of a police movie about a hostage-taking robber: "You two celestial beings, Xiaoxian has no malicious intentions. The emperor should have accidentally taken something from Xiaoxian's house because he was drunk. The other ones were also asked to be taken casually by Xianjun, but this thing was entrusted by Laojun, so it is very important..."

I was amused by his trembling look: "Do you know why your uncle is afraid of me?"

Ao Si hesitated and said, "Xiaoxian is stupid."

Me: "Because when I was your age, I already killed more dragons than you walked across bridges."

Me: "Oh, you dragons shouldn't have to walk on the bridge, so let's talk about the fish you ate."

Ao Si turned pale with fright.

Li Xuan said helplessly: "Don't scare him. Xiaolong, the officials ordered by the Heavenly Court cannot kill subordinates casually."

Ao Si breathed a sigh of relief: "The two immortals don't want to joke with Xiaoxian. You can't leave now, why don't you allow Xiaoxian to take care of things, you two