The number one lalang in heaven

Marriage.Although a celestial being like me can enroll mortals into the celestial class, but I am lazy, and generally don't like to step over and take over as a substitute, and take care of who can go to heaven for Laojun.

I am eager to turn over the embarrassing moment during the day, and I lie in bed at night and think about it. It is impossible to "seal too many gods".If Li Xuan was really ordered by me, then it can only be the only one.

Although I am old, I am far from old and confused.On weekdays, Yaoyao often complains that I have a bad memory: I can't remember attending the Fairy Meeting, I don't recognize the faces of most of my colleagues, and I don't remember the documents I approved.But forget about these other things, such a thing as personally ordering people to ascend to the ascension, almost has to be written in my diary that I have written twice in a century.I can't forget.

But I really have no impression of him.

If I really sealed the gods with my own hands, why can't I remember?

45.

I silently and secretly looked at Li Xuan.Different from looking at his appearance at night, I am trying to find out what is so special about him, and it is worth making an exception to add to his immortality.

It has to be said that he is indeed the material to be an emperor.Taking his office appearance as an analysis, he looks like a beautiful and diligent young gentleman, and he can handle affairs in all realms with ease. So far, he has never neglected his duties or been careless.His appearance and temperament may be a bit overwhelming, so he usually puts on a straight face to show others solemnly, which is not despised.

It's true that he is a competent god, but I can't imagine what this person was like when he was a mortal, and he actually attracted Ben Xichi Yuanjun's favor and support.

And Xichi Yuanjun, a thousand-year-old fairyland squatting at home, by what coincidence did he see this mortal?Based on what kind of considerations and what standards should this person be judged to be an emperor?

46.

The more I thought about it, the more I didn't understand, so I simply went out to send a message to Yaoyao.

No wonder Yaoyao, who is such a gossip, was not very interested when he heard it. He just said that he told me not to think about it too much. When I get old, I will naturally forget things. After saying a few words, I hurriedly hung up.

To be honest, this feeling is quite uncomfortable.Everyone seems to know something about your past, but you don't remember it.It's like the amnesia bridge in the dog blood picture book.

But this fairy is an ancient god, and there are really few who can make me lose my memory.

Maybe it's really not important, so I just forget it.

I rolled over on the bed, determined to do what I always did, and let go of the things I couldn't figure out.

...then turned in the wrong direction and rolled into Li Xuan's arms.

47.

"Senior isn't asleep yet?" Li Xuan opened his eyes, a pair of black and white pupils reflected the dim light in the dark night.

... how to answer this?I think you can't sleep thinking about it?

Li Xuan gave a low laugh before I realized that I just blurted out what was in my mind.

He stretched out his hands to adjust the quilt for me, and said, "Care about the topic of the day? You haven't thought about it for a day. Do you want me to tell you?"

I nodded quickly.

Li Xuan said leisurely: "I won't say it. I'll wait for you to think about it."

He added: "If you can't remember it, keep thinking about it. Just keep thinking about it."

... Take back the words that praised him for his stability during the day!

48.

I turned my back on him and stopped answering.

His laughter came from behind, like a young man who succeeded in pranking.

It really is a child who is hundreds of years old!

He had laughed enough, and sighed softly: "Yang Hui."

I didn't answer.There was a constant touch on the head, as if he touched my hair from behind, but also as if he didn't.

A night without dreams.

49.

Li Xuan's paper work was finished soon, and I finally didn't have to wander around the Dragon Palace every day, which I got tired of visiting hundreds of years ago, looking for fun.

In this regard, the entire Xihai Biosphere breathed a sigh of relief.Especially Ao Si, he saw me these two days and greeted me with a smile every day, and kept bragging to me about the excitement of the fireworks in the world, wishing that I would be "reluctant to leave" outside.

On the day we finished reviewing the archives in Xihai, a grand farewell party was held in the Dragon Palace, which seemed to be held all night.Ao Run hastily finished the handover of the division of the new sea area and rushed over to meet us formally.

To be honest, I was actually very happy to see Ao Run.After all, as we get older, there are fewer old friends.But Ao Run doesn't seem to have the joy of reunion like me.I wanted to reminisce with him, but he only said "Xiaoxian is panicked", and I couldn't drag him to say anything when I saw this.

Not only him, everyone in Dragon Palace has an inexplicable respect and fear towards me.Everyone seems to be more willing to get close to Li Xuan than me, which really surprises me.It is obvious that this gentleman is the one with the kind face, but Li Xuan keeps a straight face all day long?

It is not accurate to say that they are close. In fact, it should be said that it is "the lesser of two evils".If you have something to report, if you can find Li Xuan, you will definitely not find me.

50.

All right, Li Xuan doesn't talk about seniority with me very much, but others value it very much.

51.

At the banquet, Li Xuan and I were sitting on the stage, the two heavenly gods, and the host was sitting below us, followed by Ao Si, and after that were a bunch of people sitting on cushions drinking.Everyone's joy was real and abnormal, but they didn't dare to show it presumptuously, so they raised their sleeves and sipped wine to cover up the corners of their mouths, thinking that the fairy didn't know.

I whispered this to Li Xuan next to me, and he also whispered back: "They're afraid of you."

Me: "...? Why aren't you afraid of you??"

Ao Run heard clearly from the side, his face turned green with fright.

I deliberately teased this former eldest nephew, and asked him deliberately: "Nephew, why do your family members have such a relationship with me?"

"Xichi Yuanjun broke the little fairy!" Ao Run suddenly knelt down, and the mingling of wine and chips at the banquet stopped immediately.The feast of thousands of immortals fell silent in the blink of an eye, and the rest of them, as his juniors and subordinates, also knelt down one after another.

52.

I was in a complicated mood, so I waved my hand and told everyone to continue to eat and drink, and left the table alone.

Li Xuan followed after a while.

He didn't say anything, and I didn't say anything either.

We walked silently on the corridor of the Dragon Palace, and the slight waves on the bottom of the sea gradually took away the heat of the wine on my face.

He and I chose a stone table in tacit agreement to sit down and watch the moon together.

For some reason, the moon on the bottom of the sea that night seemed to be rounder than the moon on the shore.

53.

On the second day, I finally made it to the slightly exciting part of the business trip - to go to the mortal world to investigate on the spot.

Li Xuan and I left the Dragon Palace and went straight to the mortal world.

Generally, gods are so tired at this stage that they just want to muddle things through, but Li Xuan and I obviously thought of one place:

Now that I have accepted this busy job, I have to play enough, right?

We disguised ourselves as mortals and went to the world.

54.

Coastal towns are always more lively.We plan to walk inland along the beach in a leisurely manner, pretending to be a pair of sons and brothers who are out to play.

"It's quite novel." Ever since Li Xuan landed, the smile in his eyes has never stopped.He was completely defeated by the emperor's airs that he had put up so easily.He raised his hand to straighten the robe, and straightened my collar: "It's the first time I've come out to play with my brother."

I shivered uncomfortably: "Can't I change my identity? For example, you call me foster father or master or something?" The moment I proposed a disguise, he replied, "Okay, then we will pretend to be a pair of cousins." .

I definitely don't agree!Ao Run called me uncle and nephew back then, but when his father found out, he hung him up and gave him a good beating: "You are going to climb on top of me!"

Now this kid who is hundreds of years younger than the Dragon King wants to call me a brother and brother. What kind of spirit is this that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers!

Li Xuan gestured at my face, then at his own, and said with a smile, "Master?"

I reluctantly agreed.

So to be a man is not to look too old, which is easy to attract juniors to overstep.

This little brat knows how to push an inch: first he was Xichi Yuanjun, then he was Senior Yang, and now he is called Elder Brother!

This gentleman's seniority has been called young!

55.

The two of us walked side by side on the street, chatting while shopping.

I said: "The last time I went down to earth was hundreds of years ago, the world has really changed a lot."

Li Xuan agreed: "I haven't been back to see it since I ascended, and it has been hundreds of years. It has indeed changed a lot."

Me: "You haven't seen it since your ascension?"

Li Xuan: "Not once."

Me: "Haven't you ever looked through the mirror?"

Flowers in the mirror and moon in the water are our gods' way to see the mortal world...well, the telescope.Yaoyao really likes to observe the world through the mirror, and often uses it to secretly watch free high-definition concerts.

Li Xuan: "Nor have I."

I'm a little surprised.Ascending immortals, most of them will be a little more mortal. From time to time, they want to see what happened to the mountain where they meditated, and where their parents, wives and daughters are now in the cycle of reincarnation...

Me: "Why? Aren't you curious about what happened behind you?"

Li Xuan: "There is no one I care about in the mortal world."

I stroked my fan and said with a smile: "As expected of being an emperor, I heard a common saying in the world: the most ruthless emperor's family, it probably refers to you."

Li Xuan stopped, feeling a little aggrieved: "Brother, I'm not heartless."

I:......

Li Xuan: "Then let me put it another way: the person I care about is no longer in the mortal world."

56.

I held my chin and wondered: This doesn't seem to make any difference, does it?

57.

Li Xuan and I were walking in the town, and seeing the bustling atmosphere in the town, I randomly picked an old man and asked, "What festivals are there these days?"

The old man looked at us suspiciously: "It's a statutory holiday for us to celebrate with lanterns and festoons here, which is unified throughout the country. Where are you from, why don't you even know this!"

we looked at each other