On and off campus

In the small classroom that was temporarily used as the backstage, Han Jingyi stared at the pile of colorful clothes, accessories and props spread out in front of him with a sad face and tangled expression.

He said that he actually refused to ask him to do this at first.

It's not good to perform a show, but to perform a fairy tale.Fairytales are just fairytales, so there are so many fairytales, why is the daughter of the sea who sacrificed for love, the beauty and the beast whose true love overcomes all difficulties and obstacles, and the beautiful and dreamy Sleeping Beauty...

But the grade director chose the fresh and refined Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.And in order to achieve the effect of entertaining the public, he discarded his morals and chose different male and female roles to play in reverse.

When he was assigned the role of Snow White, he was in a daze at the time, and Zhao Chun, who played the role of the prince, comforted him with a face of righteousness and courage to dedicate himself to art.

"Students are happy, learning motivation is improved, and our salary can be increased, isn't it great!" This is really good, so Han Jingyi had to obediently obey the organization's arrangement.

He was not the only one who was unlucky this time. The history teacher Luo Bancheng was sent to play the queen, the political teacher became a hunter, and the deputy director who taught English became a magic mirror...

To describe it in four words is - refuse to take medicine

The script was created by several teachers who gathered their ideas together. It is said that it is a collection of current popular elements and combined with reality.

For this, he was speechless.

"Mr. Han, we can get ready now. I'll take the students in the class to the venue first. Come back later. You must show me when you change your clothes later, hahahahahahaha..." Zhao Chun laughed Meaningful, he took a narrow look at the clothes in his arms, and went out to leave.

"..." Han Jingyi looked at the skirt in his hand and walked into the dressing room silently.

After 5 minutes, he walked out in a long skirt of poor quality.

It was still cold, and the clothes were not warm, and the school had no strict requirements on what to wear, so he just took off his coat and put on the skirt directly.Snow White's dress is puffed sleeves, high collar, light yellow dress, short shoulder-length hair tied with a bow.

"Mr. Han, can you put on the wig and have a look?" The teacher in charge of logistics handed him a wig.

Han Jingyi said helplessly, "Uh, how do I do this? I don't know how to do it."

"It's okay, then I'll fix it for you."

The other party seemed to be very experienced, and he took care of his hair in a few strokes.

It was just the first time I tried this kind of attire, and I felt a little awkward no matter what, Han Jingyi looked at his rather strange style in the mirror, and pursed his lips a little bit unbearably.

Fortunately, I didn't call Tang Feize over, otherwise where would my image be left?

"Mr. Han, Mr. Han! Come and have a laugh!"

Hearing someone calling him, Han Jingyi turned around in response, and a shutter sounded to freeze the scene at this moment.He saw that the hunter player was fully dressed, shook his phone, and smiled at himself.

"Come on, this is a rare opportunity, why don't we take a photo together!" She walked over and said.

The political teacher is a small girl, barely one meter tall, and when she wears high heels, she barely exceeds 1.6 meters. Standing next to Han Jingyi, who is a head taller than her, she looks even petite.The height of the petite hunter and the tall Snow White are completely interchanged, and the picture of the two standing together is very strange.

Han Jingyi looked at herself in the photo. The black wig over the ears looked a little messy, her skin was fair, her eyebrows were soft and soft, and she was wearing a long skirt that didn't fit well. The picture seemed a bit awkward. At first glance, it seemed harmonious, but if you look closely, there will always be A sense of violation that destroys coordination.He blinked, stretched out his fingers to fiddle with the big bow on the top of his head, and couldn't help laughing.

"Do you want to put on makeup? Do you want to wear some powder and lipstick?" she asked.

Han Jingyi thought that his image was already weird, wouldn't it be even more ugly if he painted some messy things on his face, he shook his head and refused, "No need, this is enough."

After changing his clothes, he was waiting to go on stage. He had nothing to do, so he went out on a whim to take a breath, but just as he opened the door, he saw a figure sneaking to the side to hide, leaving only Xie Shuqing completely unaware Standing under the window as if something happened.

Seeing him coming out, Xie Shuqing's expression changed, and then he stopped quickly, waving his hands and fanning the wind with a dry smile, "Hello, Teacher Han!"

Han Jingyi: ...

If I had known earlier, he should have done nothing but paint the makeup perfectly, not only to paint, but also to paint his face so that even his parents couldn't recognize him.

He glanced suspiciously in the direction where the figure ran just now, and Xie Shuqing immediately came over and explained: "That's me playing hide-and-seek with my cat! Wang Ermazi, come out to the baby."

Wang Ermazi: ... Meow=l=!

While talking, he clapped his hands and stomped his feet, as if to confirm the correctness of what he said, there was a burst of meowing and meowing, and he jumped out and punched Han Jingyi.

Han Jingyi looked down in surprise, the white fluff at his feet lightly rubbed against the corner of his skirt, and when he noticed his gaze, he raised his head to stare at him with dark eyes, and gave a soft meow.

"Meow~"

Xie Shuqing was watching and almost couldn't help the desire to rush up and carry it away.How the hell did you torment him before!Have you changed your sex now?

Han Jingyi squatted down and looked at the little white cat, and asked, "Where is the cat?"

"Oh, this is raised by my sister. Dust just said he wanted to see it, so I brought it here in a hurry. Teacher, don't be afraid, although he just rolled around under the banyan tree and knocked over a few. The lunch box was dusty, but overall it was very clean." Xie Shuqing stared at Wang Ermazi and gritted his teeth.

Han Jingyi, who was about to reach out to touch his hair, quietly withdrew his hand upon hearing this.

Wang Ermazi: (#‵口′)

On weekdays, the school defaults to not bringing pets to school, but since today is a festive day, it's okay to make an exception and turn a blind eye, as long as the cat doesn't hurt people.So Han Jingyi didn't say much, but just told Xie Shuqing a few words.

"The time is almost up now, so hurry up and join the team."

"Okay, teacher." Xie Shuqing stretched out his hands to the cat, "Wang Ermazi, come here."

Wang Ermazi: ╭(╯^╰)╮

It glanced at him casually, turned its head and blinked cutely, and continued to pick at the corners of Han Jingyi's clothes.

"Wow, what a cute kitten." After arranging for the students to come back and change their clothes, Zhao Chun saw this harmonious scene.

She had a flash of inspiration and suggested: "Otherwise, let's let it go on stage together. I think this image fits the seven dwarfs very well."

As if he understood what she said, Wang Ermazi, who had returned to normal, raised his head and gave her a noble and glamorous look, nodded his head with air, and let out a meow.

Behind her was Tang Feichen, whose face was blushing, and beside Tang Feichen stood a tall and thin young man, whose delicate and outstanding facial features were not inferior to any current star.Just standing on the side with a blank face is enough to amaze everyone.

However, his facial features were equally vivid.

The young man who was hanging shoulder to shoulder with Tang Feichen raised his glasses and recognized Han Jingyi in a special dress at a glance. He couldn't help but burst out laughing, even his facial features were deformed when he laughed, but it was still impressive. A pleasing look.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." He couldn't straighten his back from laughing, even tears came out.

Tang Feichen spotted his eldest brother who was not hiding at all at first glance, and without making a sound with guilt, he kept winking at Xie Shuqing, signaling that he was ready to leave with him.

"Yes, yes, yes, I think the seven dwarfs are really suitable, let it go, it's absolutely fine!" Xie Shuqing nodded seriously, waved his hand boldly, and said grandly: "From now on, you will be called Seven Dwarfs." A little dwarf meow!"

Wang Er·Seven·Little Cat: ...=w=meow? ~

Han Jingyi didn't have time to be surprised when he saw the other party, and the image of shame after changing clothes that he had forgotten for a while was finally reflected by him belatedly.

"Brother Han, your outfit is too classic, we must take a photo together! How about it!"

"……bring it on."

Although this did make him a little depressed, Han Jingyi, who was dragged to take a group photo by many people at once, said that he was used to it.

After taking an ugly photo with Ji Wencheng, Han Jingyi started to chase people away.They drove Tang Feichen and Xie Shuqing back to the class team, but one person and one cat stayed where they were and did not intend to leave.

Originally, he wanted to urge Ji Wencheng to go with Tang Feichen and the others, but he was suddenly told that the performer of the magic mirror was the deputy director of this grade, and he had a bad stomach and had diarrhea.And Ji Wencheng volunteered to fill the vacancy.

The nature of the New Year's Day party was originally for fun, so I didn't care if it was a teacher or a student of our school at the moment. The group of people approved his proposal very readily. When they met Ji Wencheng, they all praised him as the most handsome man in history. Mirror.

The cat who was honored to play the role of the seven dwarfs nestled on the table, admiring the strange appearances of the group of people with piercing eyes.

"How do you act in a mirror? Do you want to wear that kind of shiny tinfoil?" Ji Wencheng asked.

"No need," the female teacher who was held by him blushed, took out the makeup mirror and handed it to him and said, "You can take this as a pose, and you can just put on a pose when the time comes."

Ji Wencheng was puzzled: "Is it that simple?"

She nodded desperately, determined to make a great contribution to this face-seeking world.

When Ji Wencheng received his part of the script, he was also rarely silent.

"This is really..."

Han Jingyi nodded in agreement, this thing is really sad and immoral.

"It's so fun, Brother Han!"

Han Jingyi froze, and met Wang Ermazi's big piercing eyes.

Wang Ermazi: "Meow!"

After 10 minutes, all the teachers stood behind the stage and waited for their debut.

"Next, we invite our teachers to perform a well-adapted stage play for us - "Snow White and Her Sea View Room"!"