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Under everyone's attention, several people rushed onto the stage holding props. As the first queen and magic mirror to appear on stage, Ji Wencheng and Luo Bancheng were the first to appear on stage.

Luo Bancheng was dressed in a long black dress, and on top of his head was a crown that cost [-] cents each from the canteen in front of the primary school.

Since it was inconvenient for him to move around in this attire, Ji Wencheng was responsible for carrying things.

Ji Wencheng went into battle lightly, carrying two stools with his left hand and a small table with his right hand, striding onto the stage with long legs.

When the light hit the faces of the two of them, Ji Wencheng's overly delicate facial features became clear, and his outstanding appearance caused quite a commotion.He smiled slightly, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, with a charming smile.

Tang Feichen, who was sitting at the bottom, became excited instantly, his eyes glowed with excitement, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously opened to the maximum, with an expression of wanting to sing and shout.He couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and excitedly hugged Xie Shuqing's shoulders and kept shaking: "Look, look! I'm a god, I'm a god! Is he handsome or not! Oh, he is smiling at me, I want to take a photo!!"

"Oh," Xie Shuqing replied with a lack of interest, still nervous about when his cat would appear. "When will the dwarf be able to appear? After Snow White was killed by a witch? Oh yes, yes Didn't the queen send the dwarves to kill Snow White?"

The person he asked was stunned for a moment, and asked back with an irrelevant question: "Can we bring mobile phones in school?"

During the party, the school didn't ask people not to bring mobile phones, so it was almost always allowed by default.Xie Shuqing nodded.

"That's a good relationship! I want to take a picture to commemorate this great moment!" After Tang Feichen finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and clicked on the stage from various angles.For a while, the sound of the shutters of taking pictures and videos can be heard endlessly, and it is not the exclamation of a girl nympho behind her.

"Wow! That little brother is pretty good-looking, Emma, ​​it reminds me of a danmei article I read today. I think this appearance is very similar to the description of Xiaoshou in the article."

"I don't think so. Beauty is my thing. I think such a good-looking person should find a girlfriend and pass on his good genes! But if you want to be gay, I think it's still beautiful!"

"No!! Is the male god used to lick the screen, or the cutest without CP!"

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Hearing the above conversation, Tang Feichen snorted a little proudly.

╭(╯^╰)╮My male god is hot and handsome. From knowing him to becoming a fan of him, he was hundreds of years earlier than you, so I don't want to give it to you.

Ji Wencheng smiled unabated on the stage, stepped forward calmly, and made a long bow to the audience, which meant the beginning of the performance.The ebullient students received the message, suppressed their unbearable excitement, and calmed down.

Accompanied by the queen's opening, a gentle piano sound played melodiously.

Luo Bancheng struggled for a while. With the ugly crown on his head, he looked at the mirror that Ji Wencheng held up high. He saluted with his right hand up to the tip of his ear and shoulder level. The mirror points.

Well, this should be the legendary one, making a show of it.Luo Bancheng nodded in satisfaction, approving himself.

Ji Wencheng: ...

Tang Feichen: Is Mr. Luo performing a touch of turning stones into gold?Mom, he's a little handsome!

other people:……

He picked up the microphone from the ground, continued poking at the mirror, and said in a deep voice, "The magic mirror told me..."

"Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

Everyone shouted in response: "Magic mirror! Magic mirror!~Magic mirror!!"

Ji Wencheng: =a=what the hell.

From the perspective of the audience, the handsome young man in the magic mirror pursed his lips and smiled shyly, then took the microphone and said softly: "My dear queen, the most beautiful woman in the world is the son of the prince today. Princess, Snow White."

The Queen was taken aback by the magic mirror's words, and then the Queen twisted her eyebrows and curled her mouth, revealing a look of rage.

The piano music that had just been gentle was suddenly sidelined, and the rhythm suddenly became impassioned, symbolizing the impending crisis.

Ten seconds passed.

The queen showed a look of rage!

20 seconds passed.

The queen... was still furious.

Luo Bancheng rubbed his stiff expression in embarrassment, and whispered, "What should I do? I forgot the words."

When he spoke, his mouth was facing the microphone in Ji Wencheng's hand, and his whisper immediately spread to the audience.

Audience: We all heard it=口=ahhh

Ji Wencheng mouthed to remind him: lie-ren.

Luo Bancheng is so witty, he reacted in less than half a second, and said aggressively: "Hunter!"

As soon as the words fell, the short hunter quickly ran up to the stage, raised his neck and said to the queen, "What orders do you have?"

"Help me get rid of Snow White!" The queen's face flashed with undeniable determination.There was a bit of grief in the hunter's eyes, as if he couldn't bear it, but he was afraid of the queen's rights and had no choice but to give the order: "Yes."

"Magic mirror! Help me find out the whereabouts of that little bitch Snow White!" Luo Bancheng watched the political teacher walk aside, and read out the shameful lines he had memorized today without changing his expression.

Han Jingyi was watching the big show with relish, when he was suddenly named and stunned for a while, it was Zhao Chun who reminded him that he remembered his first priority, and quickly lifted the corner of his skirt and walked onto the stage. Wang Ermazi from Xie Shuqing's family was hiding behind him Under the skirt, so his moving posture is slightly weird.

After the two came to the stage, they sat straight on the two stools that Ji Wencheng had brought up just now. Luo Bancheng and Ji Wencheng took a big step back when they got acquainted. Ji Wencheng held up the mirror, trying to perfectly reflect the two figures.

The bgm painting style turned flat at this time, and after listening carefully, you can still feel a burst of warmth.

Xie Shuqing became excited: "I have a hunch that my Wang Ermazi is about to appear!"

Tang Feichen: My male god is still hot and handsome!

Everyone: Isn't this our Brother Han and Mr. Chun! ! ! Σ(°△°｜｜｜)!

Snow White parted her red lips, and said slowly: "Honey, I recently fell in love with a villa near the sea, can you buy it for me? It's very cheap, only a few million."

"No," the prince frowned and refused, looking a little impatient. He listed Snow White's recent expenses one by one, "Look at you, you bought bags, cosmetics, and other things a while ago. A few cabinets 360 for five days to change a piece of clothes that can’t be changed every day, we still have a baby, what about milk powder? what about baby carriages? what about diapers? ? Look at you, it's time to save!"

Before she finished speaking, there was a sound of sighing, and as her lines became more and more bizarre, all the students were dumbfounded.

When the other party heard this, he immediately became unhappy: "Tell me! Is there someone else out there! You don't love me anymore!"

"No..." The prince was stunned by Snow White's stern questioning, "Why are you so..."

Snow White never wanted to give the prince a chance to explain.Han Jingyi suddenly stood up, curled his lips, and said with an aggrieved look: "You have! How can you be so ruthless and unreasonable to make trouble! How many years have we been together! Five years! Our relationship is not worth a house! I never want to see you again!"

Han Jingyi swears that this is the first time he has challenged such a difficult role, but he, who has never been tormented by others, has completed the talk perfectly. This natural acting skill even scares him.

Before the prince could react, Snow White had already ran away, towards the direction where the hunter was standing.

But as soon as he ran, Wang Ermazi under the skirt couldn't hide anymore, so he simply slipped out and followed Han Jingyi to make a tail.

Xie Shuqing was very excited: "Look! My Wang Er is short and short!"

Tang Feichen: Don't make trouble!How can I be more handsome than my male god!

Tang Feize fixed his eyes on Han Jingyi's figure, and tightly pursed his thin lips.

The scene suddenly became tense!

The students below all stared with bated breath and sat upright, fearing that they might miss this wonderful show.

The hunter stretched out his hand to stop Snow White's movement, "Girl, please stop, stand still and don't move around."

"Why are you here? Could it be that...my mother told you to kill me later?" Han Jingyi resisted the shame of finding a crack in the ground and recited his lines without changing his face, even though he recited dryly, But this scene alone is enough to have a powerful shock.

The political teacher frowned, bit his lips tightly, and nodded slowly, with a look of restraint.

Although this so-called forbearance struggle looks more like exhausting his life to hold back his smile.

"Okay," he looked very relieved when he was told of his death, "I'm not afraid of death, but before I die, I still have a few things I'm not willing to ask you about."

The hunter looked sad, and kindly decided to give the princess a few last minutes.

"You work under the queen, how much is your monthly salary?"

Snow White's face was extremely calm, and the calm and serious expression made the hunter lose his guard.Faced with such a private and unspeakable question, the hunter showed embarrassment on his face.

"Did you know? The sea view room is really beautiful!" Seeing the hunter start to waver, Snow White spared no effort to start selling Amway, "There, you can see the magnificent sunrise in the morning, and the seagulls sometimes soar in the blue sky, sometimes Passing across the sparkling sea level, you can look at the golden quicksand together with your lover, the vast ocean, shining brightly, the time is just right, full of youthful breath...it’s beautiful, isn’t it?”

Han Jingyi successfully displayed his ability to fool, and the political teacher showed a longing look on his face.

In the next second, Snow White's words sent the hunter who had just stepped on the clouds and flew into hell.

"But you have no money, you have no future to work for the queen, and you will never be able to afford a sea view house in your life."

The hunter was startled and woke up from the dream.

She was silent for a while, bowing her head in deep thought.

After a while, the hunter raised his head and said firmly, "I'm going to tell the queen! I want to resign! I want to start a business! I want to be a capitalist!"

"That's right!" Snow White was overjoyed and praised vigorously, "Remember to treat me to dinner when it opens!"

The hunter glanced at him gratefully, nodded solemnly and waved his hand.

The melodious voice sounded again, and a large group of people in the audience were still in a daze and couldn't get back to their senses.

Oh shit!This script is poisonous!

The queen, who had witnessed everything from the magic mirror, was furious and decided to go out in person.

The apple was prepared a long time ago, and it was stuffed in the pocket of his clothes. The effect of putting it in just made Luo Bancheng look like he had breasts.

The queen's attire remained unchanged, and she went straight to Snow White with a seductive voice: "Little princess, do you know what I am? I am a good thing."

At this time, the script has come to an end, and Han Jingyi can finally breathe a sigh of relief, but in order to finish it as soon as possible, he devoted 120 points of energy to get serious.

"Wow! It looks delicious!" Snow White was amazed by the beauty of the apple.

Queen: Smell it ⊙w⊙

Snow White: Wow!The skin has become better and feels white and tender!The back is no longer sore, the legs are no longer painful, the spirit has improved, and three bowls of rice in one breath is not a problem!I don't know what it would be like to take a bite!

Queen Dressed as a Witch: Take a Bite! ⊙w⊙

Han Jingyi hesitated for a moment, took the apple and bit it.

In the next second, he fell down and sat down on the stool.

True, tonic and dead, Snow White.

Luo Bancheng silently praised himself and Han Jingyi for their dedication to work, and put on a wild smile: "Hahahaha! I finally got rid of the serious problem in my heart! Happy!"

The crown on his head gleamed in the light.

Luo Bancheng and Ji Wencheng have completed the task, and the next part is the last episode of the drama, the characters are Snow White and the prince, which just echoes the beginning of the plot.

The prince finally arrived belatedly, caught a glimpse of Snow White who was asleep, she took it out of her pocket, and said vividly: "Bai Xue! I bought you the sea view room you asked for!"

As the actor of Snow White, Han Jingyi's eyelids trembled in response.

"Look! Your name is written on the real estate certificate!"

Snow White jumped up immediately, and looked at the prince with squinting eyes: "Really! Let's be together! Never be separated again!"

"Okay! We will be united forever! We will not be separated!" the prince said affectionately with his affectionate eyes.

The whole story ended here, and Han Jingyi's face was obviously relieved at the moment it ended.

Several people bowed together and took the curtain call.There was sparse applause from the audience.

The audience in the audience had forgotten that the reflex arc was stuck and they forgot to applaud.

After a few seconds of silence, the applause finally broke out.

Xie Shuqing watched his cat jump down from the stage in a daze, hoping not to run away.

"Damn it! My Wang Ermazi ran away! I'll go find him first!"

Tang Feichen also followed: "I'll accompany you to find it!"

After this night, the popularity of this stage play persisted, and Ji Wencheng became the myth of the whole grade.

#The most beautiful magic mirror#

After getting off the stage, Han Jingyi still felt unreal.And Ji Wencheng said that he couldn't have had more fun playing.

After taking off the troublesome clothes, Han Jingyi's cell phone rang at the right time.

He glanced at the caller.

It was Tang Feize.