Recently, Yi Shi had another job that made him feel particularly painful.

That is, every day, he changed his main god into clothes with various resistances, and then watched his spherical main god teleport away ambitiously, and then ran back with his head and face full of water.

"Lord God, what are you...doing?" After this happened countless times, Yi Shi finally couldn't help asking.

"Hmph, cheating! I don't believe that I can't overthrow Brother Ji!!! If I can't overthrow Brother Ji, I won't be Taiyi, the master of online matchmaking, I won't be Donghuang Taiyi, and I won't be written by the author of cheating The number one hero is now!!!" The ball-shaped Taiyi clenched his fists, and made a gesture of Bumpman's hand when he was fighting a little monster: "Taiyi, come on!"

Legacy: "..."

**

In fact, after such a thing lasted for a few days, Taiyi saw Yu Jizi still standing quietly in his bedroom with his usual cold face.

"Here, chicken, chicken hero...I'm not ready today, can you...don't be so fast?" Tai Yi stuttered for a long time before remembering to pull a chair for the other party: "You... you first Sit down, I'm going to change clothes, change clothes, okay?"

"No need," Yu Jizi looked up lightly, and suddenly said softly: "I will leave for Shuofang City tomorrow, this National Teacher's Mansion, you can live here if you like."

"Ah?!" Tai Yi was stunned: "This, this, this..."

"Youdu's devilish energy is mutually exclusive with your sun power. If you want to follow, stop thinking about it as soon as possible!" Yujizi said.

"Who, who said I want to go!" He yelled reflexively, and got stuck in the middle of the call: "I, I, I..."

"How are you?" Yujizi frowned.

"Ah heh heh, Hero Chicken, I suddenly realized that I still really want to see it," Tai Yi suddenly touched his head and smiled, "I have to say, the scenery of Wangchuan in the game is very beautiful, I have long wanted to see it." Go and see the Naihe Bridge and the flowers on the other side, but I don’t dare to go there!”

"You just want to go to Youdu to see the scenery?" Yujizi frowned.

"Yes, yes!" Taiyi nodded vigorously: "Hero Chicken, I used to be a super landscape party, and I was a self-taught PS. The landscape pictures I made are very good!"

"Stop, stop!" The veins on Yu Jizi's forehead twitched: "It's not impossible to take you there, but you have to promise, you don't dress like... like that!"

"Ah??!" Tai Yi was stunned for a moment, and it took a moment to understand that Yu Jizi's so-called "dressed like that" refers to his recent safe look, so he patted his chest and assured him: "Try to rest assured, Chicken Hero, With you here, you will protect me, right?"

There was a black line on Yujizi's forehead, and after a while, he said, "As long as you don't do other strange things."

After finishing speaking, Yu Jizi realized belatedly that the person in front of him stared at him brightly and said, "Will you protect me?".At that time, he actually felt a little... proud?

"However," Taiyi thought about it again, and suddenly added: "I heard that there is miasma and demonic energy there, can I... wear Yanying Wuji again?"

"..." Yu Jizi didn't know why he was suddenly upset. After a while, he said with a cold face: "As you want!"

Peaty, this is Chi Guoguo's ability to despise me!

Yu Jizi silently grieved countless times in her heart.

"Huh? Hero Chicken, are you really willing to take me with you?" Hearing about the scenery, Taiyi's eyes lit up immediately: "Okay, ah, it's a pity, there is no camera, or take a photo with you How nice it would be to go back!"

Yu Jizi endured it for a long time, then suddenly turned her head and said to Tai Yi: "Even if you take off all your clothes, I am still capable of protecting you."

"Ah... huh?" Tai was taken aback, his mind went blank for a long time, and then he slapped his head suddenly: "Chicken hero, you are going to use this method to spoof me again, right? Hmph, men also have integrity and dignity , even if you kill me, I won’t run away!”

Yujizi: "..." (Hey, you got the point wrong!)

"Let me tell you, we used to have those who ran desperately, and those who went swimming in the river in winter. Also, in some places, on the beach or in the bathing place, you can't wear even one piece." Yes. Tsk tsk, if I go there, it will definitely be a kind of visual impact, but unfortunately I have never been there in my previous life, if I can go there, it would be great..."

Seeing that a small friend in Thailand has another tuberculosis, seeing that there is a tendency to give up treatment.There was a pile of black lines on Yujizi's forehead. Finally, he raised his hand, and a spell blocked Taiyi's voice.

"If you say something that I don't understand, I don't mind taking you off completely. The amulet is on the roof of the bedroom."

"Hmm, hmm..." Taiyi covered his mouth pitifully and nodded violently.

**

Youzhou, Wangchuan.

Tai Yi hid behind Yu Jizi, looking in amazement at the patches of fiery red Bana flowers.

Looking at it, he suddenly felt a little depressed.Originally, he was still inexplicably surprised, with an intoxicated look on his face, but not long after, a sigh suddenly overflowed the corner of his mouth,

"You will sigh too?" Donghuang Taiyi's surprised voice sounded in his mind at the right time.

Taiyi didn't speak, just looked at the Bana flower, a little absent-minded.

He suddenly felt that scenes of flickering illusions appeared in front of him.

It is still such a flamboyant red Bana flower, and the quiet Mengpo hut.However, the scene was a bit more illusory than the one in front of me.

On the Naihe Bridge, the Yunlu man was dressed in a disciple uniform as bright as gold. Behind him, big dark purple wings spread out.

Behind him, a white-clothed Tai Xu with little red wings on his back, looked extremely pitiful.

"I'm sorry, if... it's realistic, I can only find a woman."

I remembered in my mind that the other party seemed to say so.

After finishing speaking, Yunlu stepped on the Hot Wheels and left quietly.

The next picture is still the same Bianhua, the same Naihe Bridge.However, the people on the bridge have changed.

A Taixu woman with dark purple wings also stood quietly at the head of the bridge, facing Yunlu.

"If you want a woman, and a pair of big wings that match you, then I'll give you everything, everything... for you."

Taixu took a few steps forward and hugged Yunlu.

For a long time, there was no response from the other party.

Again, after a long time, Yunlu said: "Forget about me, I'm going to transfer districts, my real girlfriend bought an account in that district. Sometimes, I will also think about the life of ordinary people, Even if I can't love her."

……

"Taiyi?"

"Mr. Taiyi, wake up!"

"No, master, Mr. Taiyi seems to be trapped by the illusion of Bianhua, what do you think about this?"

In the chaos, it seemed that someone was talking non-stop in his ear, and then, a somewhat cold palm was pressed against his forehead.

He grabbed that hand subconsciously, and begged, "Don't go, okay? Whatever you want, I will give you as much as I can..."

The hand did not leave again, but was quietly placed on his forehead.

……

"Yu Jizi, why did you really bring him here?" In the haze, a strange voice sounded.It was a man, but his voice was indifferent as if without a trace of emotion.

"He insisted on coming, so I brought him here too. I thought that with his strength, he would be able to support Shuofang City, but I didn't expect that after seeing a few Bianhua flowers, I was turned into this by Nightmare "Yu Jizi's voice followed closely behind, with a little helplessness, a little imperceptible concern...

"Forget it, since all of you are here, I can only treat him." The man sighed: "Come to my wife, I'm really not good at things like saving people."

"Why didn't Mo Ji go out to visit Ying Chen today?" Yu Jizi asked.

"She was entrusted by Yingchen to come here to take a look at Kai Feng," said the voice calmly.Taiyi guessed that this might be the reason why countless girls in that game rushed to Shuofang City to watch, and Shuofang City Lord Qiye.

"I'm also pitiful for Yingchen. She was such a beautiful girl back then, but now she has turned into this appearance. She can only live by her memories every day." Yu Jizi sighed a little when she spoke.

Soon, there was a sound of light footsteps.

On the forehead, a little cool thing was slowly poured in, bit by bit, it actually gradually sorted out Tai Yi's chaotic memory.

"I...cough cough, why did I suddenly faint?" Tai Yi sat up, but he saw a woman in black who was facing him.The woman's appearance can be called Qingcheng, the most striking thing is that there is a bit of mysterious and coquettish temperament in her body.

"Taiyi, are you awake?" The woman smiled slightly and said gently: "I am Mo Ji, the hostess of Shuofang City, and Yu Jizi is discussing business next door. I am entrusted by my husband to come and take care of you."

"This, this, you, you, me, me..." Tai Yi looked at the woman in front of him, and sighed in his heart that this is the real beauty!Look at this temperament, look at this figure...

"Yu Jizi will not be free for the time being. If you feel bored, you can go around this Shuofang City. Just be careful of the horse prince outside the door, the old horse has a bad temper!" Mo Ji saw Tai Yi With that blank look, he couldn't help covering his mouth and smiling.

"Oh, ok, ok..." Ty nodded.

While Tai Yi was trying to recall what he had missed, Mo Ji also looked at the person in front of him curiously.

She had already heard about the rumors about Donghuang Taiyi.As early as a few years ago, when Yu Jizi returned from Biluohai, he mentioned this mysterious person who was temporarily unknown to Qiye and Zhang Kaifeng, but unexpectedly, in just a few years, this Eastern Emperor Taiyi was actually Obtaining all the divine power of Taiyang Bazi, he became Yujizi's number one rival in one fell swoop.

However, this time, it seems that there is not much hostility between Donghuang Taiyi and Yujizi.

There was even a faint, inexplicable ambiguous atmosphere.

It is said that gossip is a woman's nature, and Mo Ji is no exception.

Until Taiyi opened the door and walked out of the bedroom, Mo Ji was thinking about how to ask about Donghuang Taiyi.

The cold-faced god Yu Jizi actually cares about people? ? !

With this alone, you can be on the headlines of Youzhou Gossip Times!

Very good, this topic must be followed up!

Mo Ji clenched her fist and silently made a decision.

**

On the streets of Shuofang City.

Tai Yi turned around casually, but saw that the things sold on the street were either coffins or talismans, and the pedestrians walking up and down the street also used floats.There are a few translucent ghost vendors, selling all kinds of things that he has never even seen before.

"Hey, guest officer, come and have a seat with me! We have just entered a new batch of girls in our building, and they were all red card girls when they were alive!"

Taiyi rubbed the back of his head that was so cold, then turned his head and left.

"Guest officer, come to our small shop and have a seat! Our shop has just entered the stewed human heart, boiled large intestine, stir-fried cerebellum..."

Tae-il has to work hard to control himself, not to spit it out on the spot...

After turning around again, he finally found a fairly normal thing - candied haws.

"A bunch of 10 Ming coins." He was about to take one, when the candied haws stall owner said with a blank face, "Bring the money first!"

The corner of Tai Yi's mouth twitched—what normal person would be fine if he had two coins in his pocket!

"You candied haws... how do you make them?" After waiting for a while, Taiyi saw that the candied haws are round and red, and the color is very good-looking, so he thought of the salesman in the restaurant just now. Asked a little scared.

"Hey, guest officer. You are asking the right person! The candied gourds in the store are made from the brains of babies who have just died, poured with juice, and they are the most tonic! The entire Shuofang City, I This is the only one here!" Hearing this, the shopkeeper explained with a smile on his face.

"..." Tai Yi's face turned black instantly.

next moment……

"Wow!" He covered his mouth, rushed out quickly, found a corner at random, and vomited faintly.

******

Taiyi felt that he was about to collapse from vomiting, and panting like a broken bellows while leaning against the wall.

"Ah, I see, Mr. Taiyi is there!" Wan Kong's voice came from behind, but he didn't even have the strength to turn around.

"This, this, this!!!" A voice suddenly screamed: "Who made my Shuofang City look like this, if you want to vomit, can you go to the designated place to vomit, don't vomit anywhere, it will affect the beauty!"

Taiyi silently glanced at the pool of stains, then looked at himself, suddenly for a moment, he really wanted to buy ten candied haws, and he fell down after eating them.

Turning around slowly, the first thing he saw was a very eye-catching white Zhengyang robe.The handsome young man looked at him with some curiosity and scrutiny, but didn't say much.

Yu Jizi was still wearing the purple robe, standing behind him with Wan Kong, and beside him stood a tall young man wearing a gold mask and armor.The mask covered most of his face, only the corners of his mouth were twitching, and his whole body was trembling.

"East Emperor Taiyi, you have a grudge against me! I managed to clean up Shuofang City's sanitation, but you ruined it for me when you first came here. All my previous efforts were in vain, okay?"

Tai saw that the armored indifferent emperor was infinitely close to going berserk, and suddenly felt a little disillusioned.

"Are you... Qiye?" He asked weakly.

Qiye nodded with a dark face: "It's not me or who! If you don't explain to me today why you didn't follow the rules of Shuofang City when you first came here, I don't mind throwing you to the old horse. I think you still have a life!"

"Ah hey, don't... I'm wrong, can't it be okay!!!" Tai shrank his head, wanted to cry but couldn't cry: "Boss Qiye, I really didn't mean it, I really didn't know when I came here What kind of rules do you have in Shuofang City!"

Qiye turned black: "The rule in Shuofang City is that I don't want to see a dirty place, not even a little dust!"

"Ah?!" Taiyi asked after being disillusioned for a while: "Boss Qiye, it turns out...you are a clean freak!"

Qiye's face turned black, and she seemed to be trying her best to resist the urge to go crazy: "It's none of your business to be a clean freak, what you have to do now is to find a way to get rid of this unsightly stain for me!"

Taiyi: "Yes, yes, Boss Seven Nights, I, I, I, I will clean up right away..."

Soon there were two ghosts around him who brought him a rag and a broom and dustpan. Tai Yi accepted them resignedly, looked up at the sky, and shed two lines of sad tears.

God, why is it always me who is unlucky!

Seeing Qiye and Yujizi walk away, whispering something while walking, Taiyi sighed, and stepped forward to tidy up.

"Hey, that guy who pretends to be mysterious all day long, you've hit his bottom line today, he didn't get mad and hack you to death, does that mean your life is pretty tough!" Just as Taiyi was about to walk over Suddenly, a young man dressed in white Zhengyang suddenly appeared beside him, and looked at him with a smile: "That guy, what he fears the most is being dirty. You can find out by going to his dormitory. It is wiped like a mirror." It seems that if there is a little dirt, he can be angry for a long time!"

"Three Pao... No, Brother Kaifeng, you are the best to me 5555..." Taiyi held Zhang Kaifeng's hand with a full face, and said emotionally: "I really regret that I used to be in the book of Yinglong Temple. I have abused you so many times, and even stripped your clothes several times... If there is an afterlife, I will definitely not go to Yinglong Temple..."

Zhang Kaifeng: "..." (Who can tell me what this guy is talking about!!!)

"But speaking of it, you are the Donghuangtai couple, right?" Zhang Kaifeng thought for a while, then frowned and said, "It doesn't look like it!"

"Ah??!" Tai Yi was stunned: "Why doesn't it look like this, I'm so handsome..."

"I thought Donghuang Taiyi, the god of the sun, would be tall and mighty, but I didn't expect..." Zhang Kaifeng rubbed his chin, smiled particularly maliciously, shook his head, and nodded again: "No wonder Yujizi wants You regarded yourself as your greatest enemy, and after a long time, it turned out to be such a reason, oh hehehe..."

"What's the reason?" Tai Yi asked weakly when Zhang Kaifeng laughed so hard that his back got hairy: "Actually, Chicken Hero is pretty good, why should I beat him!"

"Puchi..." Zhang Kaifeng burst out laughing when he heard the words: "Only you can say that I and Yujizi are good friends. Should I say that you are an idiot or an idiot..."

"Kaifeng, we have to go to Shuofang City to discuss matters later, you have time to chat casually with this dirty guy, why don't you come and help me clean the bedroom." Before Zhang Kaifeng finished speaking, Qiye didn't know where to come from Floating out, he said with a dull face: "And you, Donghuang Taiyi, if you dirty my Shuofang City by yourself, you have to clean it up yourself. I don't like to see a little bit of dirt in my city. Imperfect things."

"Here... Boss Qiye, obey!" Taiyi nodded vigorously, and then picked up the broom and dustpan dejectedly.

"Inner one," after a pause, Taiyi suddenly thought of something, and walked around to Qiye with a flattering smile: "Boss Qiye, could it be that you are a Virgo?"

Qiye: "..." (Who can tell me what this guy is talking about!!!)

"Well, only Virgos can be so obsessed with cleanliness and pursuit of perfection..." Taiyi thought with his chin in his hands, "Should I give the three bosses the knowledge of constellations?"

"When you have time for those nonsense, you have already cleaned up this place!" Qiye snorted coldly: "Donghuang Taiyi, I think you are quite free today, so you can clean up this street for me by the way." , there can be no dust at all, remember?"

"Woooooo..." Taiyi nodded bitterly holding the broom: "Boss Qiye, I've remembered it all, I work... can't I just work!"

"That's about the same, Kaifeng, let's go!" Qiye gave Taiyi a cold look, and suddenly, his eyes turned to Zhang Kaifeng: "I said Kaifeng, you didn't take a bath again today, did you?"

"That's right, who is free and spends every day in the bathroom!" Zhang Kaifeng shrugged nonchalantly.

"Ah, how is this possible!" Seven nights exclaimed: "It's simply unbearable to not take a bath for a day!"

Seeing that the two were walking farther and farther, Tai looked at himself, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Fortunately, I didn't tell Boss Qiye just now that I haven't showered for three days...

……

In Shuofang City, the three giants of Youdu are holding a plenary meeting to discuss the next strategy.

Outside Shuofang City, Taiyi took a broom, dustpan and rag, and slowly cleaned it with a bitter face.

"I really hate being on duty..." Tai Yi wiped his sweat while waving his broom and working hard, complaining extremely bitterly.

"That boy Qiye, whose strength is not even as good as the god's, you are still afraid that he will be like this and help him work!" In his mind, Dong Huangtai jumped and roared: "Hey, the face of the god is completely lost by you! Do you know! Just do what he says, do you know that this kind of behavior is rubbish!"

"But I'm not you, I can't beat him at all, okay?" Tai Yi said with a dark face: "You are not afraid of his Shangxie sword, but I am!"

"Okay, I really can't stand you!" The Eastern Emperor Taiyi snorted.

"But speaking of it, Qiye's Shangxie sword has a background!" Taiyi was bored with his work, but the ghosts passing by didn't look at him at all, and some even pointed behind his back. Have fun.He had no choice but to try to communicate with Donghuang Taiyi.

"Could it be another so-called gossip story about which head gave him chrysanthemums!" Donghuang Taiyi sneered.

"Oh, the person who sent the chrysanthemums was Xiao Song's head, so if Qiye wanted to send high-end and elegant Bianhua flowers!" Taiyi shook his head pretending to be mysterious: "It is said that the evil sword in Qiye's hand has him in it." His mother's soul. His mother's wife was thrown into the furnace by the former king to forge swords, and then Qiye went away to Youdu to get revenge, so he married Mo Ji!"

"Oh?" Donghuang Taiyi responded with interest, and then sneered: "I think you can only snoop on these useless things!"

"Who said it's useless, you know, I'm a die-hard plot controller, and this kind of revenge story is my favorite plot!" Tai didn't finish speaking, and suddenly felt a chill on his neck, as if someone was holding him. The neck pulled him up like a chicken.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Seeing those hands getting tighter and tighter like iron tongs, a strong murderous look flashed in the eyes under Qiye's mask, Taiyi struggled in a hurry, but he was helpless, his half-baked spell was not Qiye's at all. The opponent could only let him pinch, feeling the difficulty of getting air in and out of his lungs, he weakly squeezed out a sentence:

"Boss Qiye...I have...three days and haven't showered..."

The hands that were holding him tightly disappeared like lightning in the next moment. At the same time, Qiye's figure suddenly retreated more than ten meters away, looking at him in horror as if looking at some kind of germ.

"..." Tai Yi rubbed his neck and sat up, secretly decided to stay in Shuofang City as a guest for the past few days, no matter how uncomfortable he would be, he would be beaten to death and not take a bath.

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