The Second Emperor of the East is here, who else is there?

In view of the bloody lessons of shopping in Shuofang City, Taiyi decided to cherish his life and stay away from shopping.

However, the end result of not going out is that he is really bored, so bored that he wants to scratch the wall!

"Taiyi, Yujizi said, let me bring you something to eat." Just as Taiyi was sitting or standing bored, staring at the clean wall where people could be seen in a daze, Zhang Kaifeng He came into the bedroom with a plate.

"This..." Tai Yi looked at the red thing on the plate, and the corner of his mouth twitched, feeling that his stomach was starting to turn acid again.

"Don't worry, it's not those things, it's the braised pork." Zhang Kaifeng seemed to be holding back a smile, and put the plate on the table: "The cooks in Shuofang City are the best here at Qiye. Come on, try it." Try it!"

Taiyi swallowed his saliva, and had to say that the dish of braised pork really looked good and tasted pretty good, but with the lessons learned from shopping that day, he was a little scared to eat anything now.

"What... is this made of meat?" After a long silence, he asked weakly.

"Don't worry, it's not human flesh!" Zhang Kaifeng picked up the plate with a charming smile: "If you don't eat it, I will eat it!"

Taiyi hesitated for a long time, but still couldn't resist the temptation of food, so he quietly took a piece and put it in his mouth.

Sweet and sour, the taste is indeed unique and delicious, and the meat quality is also very good.

He couldn't help eating a few more pieces.

"Well, Sanpao...Brother Kaifeng, this is really delicious!" While eating, Taiyi said to Kaifeng with a smile.

"That's natural. This is the unique rat meat in Shuofang City. The rat eats dead corpses and grows up, infecting the yin energy of corpses. The meat is the most tender and smooth, and it is very nourishing and healthy!" Zhang Kaifeng touched it. The chin still had the same smiling expression, while he was talking, he looked at Taiyi with feigned surprise: "Hey, is it because the meat is so good that you have such an expression? Why, the excited face White!"

"Ugh..." There was an earth-shattering vomiting sound not far away.

"Hmph, I really can't bear to be frightened!" Zhang Kaifeng leisurely picked up a piece of braised pork and threw it into his mouth: "I just wanted to tell you that I was just trying to scare you. It's just ordinary pork!"

"Ouch!!" The answer was still a sound of vomiting.

……

I do not know how long it has been.

Taiyi's face was pale, and he walked back to the bedroom with fluttering steps, and sat down at the table as if he was sleepwalking.

"Hehe, it seems that you don't like the food in our Shuofang City very much!" Zhang Kaifeng still smiled enthusiastically.

"Here, Brother Kaifeng, I know you mean it well, I'll eat it right away, I'll eat it right away..." Taiyi tried hard to squeeze out a smiley expression: "The food in Shuofang City is really...very, very , very distinctive, it’s really me, this is the first time I’ve seen it in my life, it’s a little... I’ve never seen it before, oh hehe, hehe..."

"Oh, then some more?" Zhang Kaifeng pushed the plate towards Taiyi.

Taiyi closed his eyes, picked up the plate heroically, and stuffed it into his mouth.

When he insisted...he finished the whole plate of braised pork without throwing up at all, his face was red and white, and Zhang Kaifeng propped his jaw, and said slowly: "Actually, those words just now were just trying to fool you. My son, this is just ordinary pork, and you can buy a lot of it for ten copper coins from the butcher."

Tai Yi's face darkened, he stared at Zhang Kaifeng strangely for a while, opened his mouth, and was about to speak, but Zhang Kaifeng suddenly put away the plate, pretending to be serious and said: "However, what I said is not It's totally groundless, think about it, before you eat pork, you have to find a suitable pig first! Here in Shuofang City, pigs eat things like dead people, dead rats, etc. After you eat them , isn’t it equivalent to…”

"..." Taiyi felt that the utterance he had suppressed had begun to flood again.He hastened to suppress the oppression in his chest, and tried his best to maintain the Mona Lisa smile on the corner of his mouth.

Well, the opponent is Zhang Sanpao, Zhang Sanpao...

He is too perverted, with his fragile body, he can't resist at all, so, absolutely, absolutely not offend him...

Taiyi tried his best to hypnotize himself in his heart, but unexpectedly, Mr. Sanpao obviously didn't want to let him go.

"Also, when you eat pork, you have to kill the pig! How do you kill the pig? First, you have to hold it down to prevent it from struggling, and then, you have to cut it into its neck and kill it. Well, it’s best to cut the throat directly... Then, you have to cut open its stomach, its intestines, you can use it as an enema, and its liver, you can use it to make mixed pigs Liver. Oh, by the way, you can also chop off its head and eat it as a pig’s head, tell me, isn’t this a delicacy in the world..." Zhang Kaifeng still maintained that smiling expression, but at this time, No matter how you look at the smile, it seems that there are malicious intentions. After a while, he pretended to be surprised and asked: "Brother Taiyi, why did you run away again? What's wrong with this? Did I say something wrong?"

"Ugh!!!" He was answered by a louder vomiting sound.

Another moment...

Tai looked disheartened, and limped into the bedroom.

"Oh, look at you, you vomited really dirty, sit down, I'll wipe it for you!" Zhang Kaifeng smiled gently and pressed Taiyi on the bed, took out a handkerchief, ignored his struggle and directly Smeared his face.

Taiyi was afraid that there would be something unknown on the handkerchief again, so he stared at Zhang Kaifeng in horror, but he didn't dare to struggle at all. In the end, he looked pitifully weak.

When Yu Jizi walked into the bedroom, what he saw was the following scene:

Donghuang Taiyi looked at Zhang Kaifeng with a look of being overly indulgent and sluggish.

Holding a handkerchief in his hand, Zhang Kaifeng looked at Tai Yi with extra gentle eyes.

Yu Jizi suddenly felt a block in his heart for no apparent reason.

Donghuang Taiyi, you damn fellow!Every day it is chrysanthemum and the soap picker said so much, and later, unexpectedly, he really went to pick up soap with others!

Yu Jizi, who was holding back his breath, happened to meet Qiye and Mo Ji in the corridor.

"Yu Jizi, what's the matter with you?" Seeing Yu Jizi's rare black face, Mo Ji's gossip soul instantly burned, and she approached with a smile, asking warmly.

"...It's nothing!" Yu Jizi suddenly felt a little embarrassed, lifted his hat to cover his face, and left in a hurry.

**

The three giants of Youdu suddenly discovered that ever since the strange-looking but not annoying Donghuang Taiyi appeared in Shuofang City, the peaceful and solemn atmosphere in the past was completely broken by this bastard.

Even, the following dramas are staged almost every day in Shuofang City.

Zhang Kaifeng: "Ah, Taiyi, are you here? Let me tell you, today's dish is the specialty of Shuofang City cooks. It is made by mixing snake meat from Misty Peak with pig intestines. It tastes very tender... ..."

Taiyi: "Ouch...!!!"

Immediately afterwards, he turned pale and ran away.

Zhang Kaifeng: "It's really boring, I'm so afraid of being scared, I vomited again! This is just ordinary fried shredded radish..."

Yu Jizi (with black lines on his face, infinitely depressed): "..."

Qiye: "Zhang Kaifeng, Donghuang Taiyi, get the hell out of the restaurant!"

"Oh, brother Qiye is going crazy, let's run!" Zhang Kaifeng took the first step and rushed out of the dining room.

"Well, vomit...Brother Kaifeng, wait for me, wait for me..." Tai Yi covered his mouth and stumbled to keep up.

Qiye (running away with anger on his face): "Zhang Kaifeng, Donghuang Taiyi, come back to me, my restaurant hasn't been cleaned yet, hey!!!"

Yujizi: "..." (Why do I feel a little gloating?!!)

Mo Ji: "Hey, it's really rare for a husband to lose his composure like this. But Kai Feng and Donghuang Taiyi really hit it off."

Yu Jizi (standard paralyzed face): "..."

……

someday.

The gluttonous Tai Yi was hooked and sneaked into the kitchen of Shuofang City, drove all the cooks out of Qiye, and hummed a song while making his old business - egg tarts.

Facts have proved that if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first capture his stomach.At least, this stunt is especially useful for the Lord Demon Lord Zhang Sanpao.

No, just as Taiyi took the egg tart out of the pot, he saw Zhang Kaifeng's curious expression.

"Hey, brother Taiyi, what kind of food are you growing? It looks delicious..." Zhang Kaifeng unexpectedly forgot to say that it was an egg made by a certain disgusting creature, but stared at it. The egg tart in Taiyi's hand is eager to try.

At this time, Taiyi was enjoying a bite of the egg tart, feeling the long-lost taste, he sighed contentedly.

When he was in a good mood, he didn't look at who was talking, but just waved and said happily: "Hey, sit down and eat together, my egg tart is very sweet and delicious!"

Standing at the door of the kitchen, Zhang Kaifeng hesitated for a while, but after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, so he came over quietly, picked up an egg tart and put it in his mouth.

"Well, this is so sweet and delicious!" Soon, he wiped out the egg tart in his hand, and his claws stretched out to the remaining pieces on Tai Yi's plate.

"Hey, Sanpao...Brother Kaifeng, save some for me. Is it easy for me to find eggs here? I almost searched the kitchen to find these few eggs!" He hides his plate behind his back, pitifully protecting his right to food.

Hearing this, Zhang Kaifeng's hands stopped.

He suddenly had an ominous premonition, and hurried into the kitchen to look around.

I saw that the kitchen seemed to have been robbed, all kinds of ingredients were thrown everywhere, and the stove was full of seasonings, oil was spilled, and even the stove, which was originally clean and dust-free, was now Half of it was burnt black.

Taiyi turned his head to look, saw Zhang Kaifeng staring at the dark stove in a daze, and quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Hey, brother Kaifeng, I didn't control the heat well, it seems, it seems... the seven nights stove The table was burned!"

"You..." Zhang Kaifeng stared at the stove for a long time, his expression unpredictable.

After a long time, he said quietly: "You really are not afraid of death! Pray that the kitchen will not be seen by that fellow Qiye!"

"Ah??!" Tai Yi was stunned, and quickly sorted out Zhang Kaifeng's meaning, his face "swiped" a lot of white, he threw down the plate in a hurry, and went to grab a rag to wipe the stove.

But, it's too late...

Suddenly there was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground outside the kitchen door, followed by Mo Ji's exclamation.

"Husband, husband, why did you faint??! Wake up, don't scare me!!!"

Zhang Kaifeng gave Tai Yi a self-seeking look, turned around, and disappeared into the kitchen.

……

Seven nights wake up leisurely.

The first thing I saw was Donghuang Taiyi with a doggy and hateful smile.

"What did you do to my kitchen?" The eyes under the mask narrowed dangerously, and Qiye looked full of murderous intent.

"That, that..." Tai Yi was startled slightly, grinning and rubbing his hands, trying to make himself smile more like the waiter in the shop: "Actually, Big Brother Qiye, when you were unconscious, I had already tidied up the kitchen. It's no different from how it used to be, hehe, hehe..."

"You burned my kitchen, are you going to let it go?" Qiye's mouth slowly curved, showing a sneer-like expression.At this moment, the word "dangerous" was written all over his body.

"Ah... this, that..." Tai hesitated for a while, then suddenly took out a small plate from behind, scratched his head, and smiled brightly: "Brother Qiye, look, I just set fire to the kitchen. In order to get you and your wife something you haven’t eaten before! It’s not a credit, but it’s hard work, right? Besides, your daughter-in-law likes this very much. She ate a few of them just now, so you should treat it as a Please please your wife, hehe, hehe..."

"She likes this?" Qiye picked up an egg tart and looked at it carefully. The sweet smell made him take a bite, and he felt that the sweetness seemed to spread from his mouth to his heart. It was sweet but not greasy, and still had an aftertaste. .

"Yeah, yeah, I like it!" Taiyi dared to say something bad about such a big matter of life and death, so he nodded vigorously until his head became dizzy.

"Then make some more for her," Qiye's tightly pursed lips slowly loosened, and it seemed that the whole person seemed to be a little softer.

Seeing this, Taiyi felt happy in his heart.

It turns out that besides cleanliness, Qiye's weakness also has a wife!

But, this is why, when the husband and wife appear together, they can't always feel the consonance that only happens when they are in love?

Taiyi walked back to the kitchen with the dessert plate, thinking all the way, but still couldn't figure it out.