Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

Danger

"You should be pleasantly surprised. The great titan saved you."

"You may think this is pain. No, this is redemption. The balance of all things is balanced because of your sacrifice."

"Smile, even in the face of death. You are still Thanos' people."

"It's a great honor."

--- 22 jump points from Asgard...the rescue ship exploded...all passengers on board died---

"Aren't you joking? You don't have any money?"

"The need for material things will deviate from the pursuit of spirituality." Wang followed Strange's footsteps down the stairs with a serious face.

"Then I'll go talk to the guy in the deli." Strange mocked blankly, "Maybe they can make you a spiritual ham bread."

"Oh, wait..." Wang tried hard to reach out for the interlayer of his belt: "I think I still have 200..."

"Dollar?"

"ruble."

"That's..." Strange drew out his voice, as did his face.

"Uh, $1.5." Wang Hanhou laughed twice before saying doglegly, "What do you want to eat? Just make me a tuna fish sandwich."

Before Strange could answer, there was a sudden loud noise behind the two of them, and something wrapped in rainbow light smashed into the ground behind them.

Strange reached out to summon his cloak, and Wang's hands also condensed two orange magic circles. They ran to the big pit that suddenly appeared on the stairs and looked down. Banner fell in the middle in a panic.

"Thanos is coming." Banner panted heavily, with a look of shock on his face. "We have to hurry..."

"Kids, please go to school as soon as possible?" Tony said to Paddy with a disgusted expression on his face, "You know, it's useless to act like a baby, even if you are cute!"

"But, Tony..."

"Don't make excuses for me! Your credibility with me has dropped below 0 points, understand boy?"

"Tony, I want to say..."

"What do you want to say? I have told Peter to watch you carefully, don't try to run away from home again, you don't know how much I worried about you when I found out that you were not at home!"

"I know, Tony, I just..."

"No, I won't listen to your sweet words this time! You are a bad boy, you will use words to confuse your poor old father." Tony whimpered and pretended to cry.

Paddy: You play a lot.

Paddy sighed, the father he found, he had to admit it to the end with tears in his eyes, he decided to try again.

"Tony, listen to me."

Tony turned his head arrogantly, before he had time to refute Paddy, suddenly there was another person beside him.

On the lawn full of tourists in the park, behind Strange was a tall circle of sparks, with a very serious expression on his face.

"Tony Stark, I'm Dr. Stephen Strange, please come with me."

A small corner of the cloak peeked out from behind him, and it waved happily at Paddy.

"Oh, I didn't understand, are you a ticket seller?" Tony looked confused.

"Of course not." Strange maintained his expression, and his mood was very peaceful: "We need your help, listen, it is no exaggeration to say that the universe is really in danger."

"Then who are 'us'?" Tony asked, covering Paddy's shoulder with one hand.

"...hey, Tony. And Paddy." Banner came out from behind, his face full of tiredness and tension.

"Bruce?" the two said in unison.

Tony regained his composure when they both hugged poor Banner.

"...It's okay to go with you, you have to explain clearly to me." He first made an opinion.

"of course."

"Second thing, Paddy, should you go to school?" Tony had a bad feeling, so he decided to send Paddy away.

"Listen to me, Tony." Paddy sighed heavily again. "Have you forgotten? I didn't sign up for the event organized by our school the day before yesterday."

"So, this Thanos has already got the Reality Gem and the Space Gem, and the purpose is to come and snatch the Time Gem and Vision's Mind Gem on Earth? Is our purpose to prevent him from collecting all six Infinity Gems?" Tony leaned on A large pot for stretching exercises.

"It's like this. For the sake of the earth, we must protect these two important gems... How dare you rely on my cauldron of all things?" Strange snapped off his hand.

Tony turned to stare at Strange. "I think it's reliable. By the way, why don't we just destroy this--" He reached out and touched the small green stone hanging on Strange's chest.

"We once swore to protect the Time Stone with our lives." Wang replied coldly.

"Oh! And I swear I never eat dairy! But the Ben & Jerry's have an ice cream named after me, so..." Tony made a "you know" look.

"Stark Crazy Hazelnut."

"sounds good."

"Sounds a little dry. Our favorite is the Big Hulk Hot Chocolate."

"Is that edible?"

"emmmm" Paddy interjected secretly: "Don't you guys like the sweet strawberry flavor of the brave?"

All the men present condemned Paddy with silent eyes.

"OKOK, I know..." Paddy muttered unconvinced: "A man should eat strawberry ice cream!"

"Don't make a fuss, gentlemen. In short, we have gems in our hands now, so we have taken the initiative. Now that Vision is hiding the gems in a high place, we have to contact him as soon as possible."

"Yeah, that's kind of a problem. Two weeks ago, Vision shut down his communicator. He's offline."

"What?" Banner couldn't believe it: "You lost another super robot?"

"I didn't lose him, he can't lose him, but he will evolve." Tony retorted angrily.

Strange: "Then who can find him?"

"Steve Rogers. Should be fine."

Paddy stepped forward to hug Tony reassuringly, and got a ruthless pat from the other side.

"Then why don't you contact him?" Banner urged.

"My God, don't you get my point? The Avengers are disbanded! We are disbanded!"

"...disband? Like the Beatles?"

After Tony said it, he felt a little broken.He explained discouragedly: "The captain and I fell out. We ignored each other."

Banner: Are you two quarreling elementary school kids in the same class?