Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

Squidward and his friends

"Tony, listen to me. Thor is dead. Thanos is here too." Banner stared closely at the eyes of his friend who hadn't seen him for a long time: "Your personal grievances are not important now."

Tony looked away.He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but hesitated.

Finally he sighs, "Okay." He pulls out an ancient flip phone, the only contact on it glowing pale blue.

[Steve Rogers]

Tony was taking a deep breath trying to prepare himself mentally, but Paddy next to him suddenly stopped.

"Wait, Tony."

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"If this gust of wind is not coming from the electric fan in the New York Temple..." Paddy looked serious, and gradually walked to the door, "then something happened outside."

Paddy stretched out his hand and pushed open the door that he just walked in with his face a few days ago, and the noisy screams outside instantly filled his eardrums.Paddy couldn't help but took a deep breath.

This is the New York people I know well.

Joking aside, so many people screaming and running away must be because something terrible happened.A few people ran out of the temple in a hurry, and after only turning a corner, they arrived at the alley that everyone wanted to escape quickly.

On this street, there was a huge tire-like spaceship suspended 20-30 meters above the street. After Paddy and the others ran over, the spaceship emitted blue light and sent the two of them down.

"You will die at the hands of the sons and daughters of Thanos, guardians of the Time Stone." The noseless alien spoke first, while the big man next to him remained silent.

"The earth is closed today, please pack your bags and get out quickly, Brother Squidward." Tony retorted, he was always unwilling to suffer a little bit of disadvantage in terms of words.

"They are really annoying." Ebony Throat muttered, tilting his head and preparing to instruct the black dwarf next to him: "Bring me the gem--"

Before he could finish his words, he heard a painful hiss from the black dwarf next to him, and then warm liquid splashed onto his face.

"...What?" Ebony Maw turned around and saw the gray-haired boy with his legs locked on the black dwarf's head pulling a big sword from the black dwarf's neck, blood flowing from his body like a fountain come out.

"Sorry sir, I think your subordinate may be a little passive and sabotage, I suggest you fire him."

Under Tony's approving eyes, Paddy flipped lightly to the ground, and at the same time, a blue-purple armor appeared on his body instantly.

Black Dwarf couldn't hold himself back and knelt down on one knee. He tried to cover his bloody throat with his hands, but failed.His huge ax blade was directly stored in the backpack by Paddy.

Black Dwarf never imagined that he would die in the small place where he fought for his father.Neither did Ebony Maw.

Ebony Maw almost died of rage.He only brought the black dwarf with him this time. He thought it would be enough to turn the place upside down and get the time gem, but he didn't expect to damage the black dwarf when he came up.

"Damn ants on the earth! How dare you kill the children of the great father?!" The ebony throat's face was deformed.

"We not only want to kill him. Of course we won't let you go."

Tony took two steps forward, tightened his coat, double-clicked the reactor on his chest, and countless nanomaterials instantly formed a battle armor to cover his whole body.

The cloak behind Strange moved automatically without wind, making a hunting sound. He crossed his hands, awakened his suspension ring with his thoughts, and covered his hands with orange magic circles, and then opened them one by one to form a Defensive stance.

Wang next to him did the same thing, his fat face was full of seriousness and determination.

And Banner in the middle... well, Banner didn't hold back the Hulk.

Banner roared hard, the green gradually spread along his neck, and then faded away immediately.

Tony turned his back to Banner: "Nice to meet you, long time no see buddy."

Banner: "I just...need a little more focus?"

Everyone stared at Banner silently, and Banner was already pushing himself to the ground.

Tony couldn't wait any longer: "Why hasn't he come out yet?"

"I don't know, maybe I have to talk to him?" Banner gasped and stood up.

"There's no time for the two of you to talk now!" Tony glanced at the gray Squidward brother secretly, and tried to persuade Banner again. "This is the top priority, transform quickly! Shall I play Let'sgo for you?"

"I know, but..." Hulk is beyond my control!

"Brother, you've made me lose face in front of these two mages." Tony looked indifferently at Banner who was still standing next to him.Then he turned around and dragged back Paddy, who was watching the play next to him, and rubbed his fluffy gray hair, which felt so good to the touch, and sighed deeply.

Raise children for old age!It's still reliable!

Ebony Throat looked coldly at the farce that seemed to be coming to an end, and then used magic to levitate the broken bricks around him, crushing them into sharp awls, and shooting them at the hateful people on Earth in front of them.

Tony took two steps forward, and Mark's armor transformed into a shield, and he was pushed in front of him, ready to withstand possible attacks.

Then all the attacks were blocked by the suspension ring spells of the two mages.

Tony: Next time you can just say it doesn't have to be.

Wang looked at Tony with the shield in front of him and thought for a while, then canceled the spell in front of Tony.

Tony had already had no choice but to retract the shield, but when he looked up, he saw another awl flying towards him, so he hurried to the side to avoid it.He looked at Wang and gritted his teeth:

"Thank you so much!"

Wang consciously not only protected his teammates, but also took care of their mood, so he was happy and pretended not to care and replied: "You are welcome."

Tony: Delicious.

There's an old saying that goes well: a person can be angry all day in extreme anger situations (it's not).Tony decided to turn grief and anger into strength, and immediately hit Ebony Maw with several lasers.

It was this Voldemort who had humiliated himself in front of Paddy and these two mages!

Paddy next to him was also ready to move. When the fire arrows he shot continuously were blocked by the ebony throat, he knew it was time to get close.

The best way to deal with this kind of mage position with less health, higher attack, higher displacement, is to get close to one set of instant kills instead of being kited while standing.

Strange: Sudden chills down the back.

Taking advantage of the shining light when Ebony Throat and Tony confronted each other, Paddy sneaked past him bit by bit, but was patted on the shoulder from behind.

"!" Paddy jumped back in shock, and his mouth was covered immediately.

"It's me! Calm down, what happened here?" The visitor couldn't see the expression on his face, but his tone was full of excitement.