standard martial arts novel

After twenty days like this, a carriage arrived in front of the store.

The man driving the car has a handsome face and extraordinary appearance. He is dressed in luxurious brocade clothes, which can be seen as either rich or expensive, but he is doing the rough work of driving a car.Xiao Er was curious about the style of the driver, what kind of person should be in the car, the man parked the horse at the door of the store, jumped out of the car, and helped out a beautiful woman in palace attire from the car.This woman has bright eyes and bright teeth, a pink face and peach cheeks, and her every move and gesture is full of amorous feelings.Xiao Er stared at the woman dumbfounded, and the man in black who didn't want to drive the car carried another person from the car.The man was dressed in white clothes, and his waist-length hair was whiter than his clothes. Although he needed someone to hug him when he got out of the car, he walked freely. He should be a young frail scholar.Xiao Er was wondering if it was a relative of the emperor who came to the countryside to find a folk remedy for young whiteheads. The driver of the car looked like a hero, and the maids who waited on him looked like noble concubines. The world is gone.

My dear mother!Come see the gods.

The person who came here was the ghost doctor and protector of the Demon Sect.

"Huh... I'm so hot." As soon as he stepped through the threshold, Zuo Hufa hastily opened the neckline and fanned the wind with his palm, "Xiao Er..."

Xiao Er seemed to have been hit by a hold spell, and would only stare at the ghost doctor.

"Xiao Er!" Zuo Hufa stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him, then snapped his fingers several times next to his ear, "Xiao Er!"

Xiao Er still didn't respond.

"Force me to come up with a unique move." Zuo Hufa rolled up his sleeves.

"You need to be stronger!" Before the right protector finished speaking, Xiao Er had already been slapped on the ground by the left protector, "He can't stand your slap..."

"Who is it!" Xiaoer finally came back to his senses, and just about to start cursing, he saw a slightly open collar in front of him, and there was a deep groove in it, very deep.

Zuo Hufa raised Xiaoer's chin: "Sister, am I pretty?"

Xiao Er looked at Zuo Hufa, and his saliva was about to flow down: "Beautiful..." Being hit by such a big beautiful woman's slender catkins is simply enough for Xiao Er to savor the blessings of a lifetime, let alone one slap, ten slaps He is willing to suffer.

"Hey, look at my sister, don't look over there." Zuo Hufa led Xiaoer around in a circle, making him turn his back on the ghost doctor.

Xiaoer finally came back to his senses: "Do you want to be a guest officer or stay in a hotel?"

"Get a pot of tea and a few snacks, and we'll have a rest."

"Guest officer, I'm really sorry, we are not a teahouse here, there is no tea, only wine."

"I should have expected that there will always be only Daughter Hong and cooked beef in Yuelai Inn." Zuo Hufa rolled his eyes skyward, "Bring your Daughter Hong here." The ghost doctor is already tired. He will be exhausted first, and then the whole group will be dragged down even more slowly.Guardian Zuo felt a headache thinking about it.Originally, according to her plan, it should be that only she and the right protector came out to find the leader back, and then she could happily drive on the way, while happily molesting the right protector, and then happily brought the leader and the hero back together, happy continue with her own life.

The leader ran away from home, except for the guardians, no one is capable of persuading him to come back.The right protector didn't dare to let the left protector go out to play wild alone, let alone leave her alone in the demon sect to make trouble, so he could only take her out to find the leader.But the three apprentices were not there, in case the old leader lost his mind and no one could stop him, Guardian Zuo asked the ghost doctor if he could take care of the old leader for a while.Unexpectedly, when the ghost doctor heard that they were going to leave the valley, he became interested and insisted on coming out to "see what the world will become after 100 years".The left protector was afraid that he was not enough alone, so he dragged the right protector to suppress the battle, and together they showed affection and reason to the ghost doctor, trying to persuade him to give up, but in the end they were both defeated by the ghost doctor "the golden spear never fails." Under the threat of "Kuishui will last for a month", and then prepare dry food for the carriage and change clothes... Originally, two people and two horses could travel lightly, but in the end they brought a carriage and a weak ghost doctor.If it weren't for the fact that the leader didn't know the way, he took the hero around the mountains for more than half a month at the beginning, and the two sides would never have been only 20 days away.

"I don't drink." The ghost doctor interjected casually, "The old man is too old to drink strong alcohol."

Guardian Zuo gritted his molars: "Is there a tea shop? Go buy some tea."

"I won't drink Dahongpao if it's not the top grade."

Protector Zuo almost gritted his silver teeth: "Ghost doctor, you are away from home, can you ask 'old man' to make room for a little while?"

"Make it?" The ghost doctor continued to be furious, "The old man has already lived to such an age, and the rest of his life is going to be less and less, and the food in his mouth is less and less. You still want the old man to make do?"

One day less?One bite less?You have lived six generations of leader, old monster!Guardian Zuo's face was almost distorted into a ghost, and he became more and more suspicious of himself, not to mention living to the end of his life, maybe he would not live to return home.Why was she so obsessed with ghosts back then, and agreed to bring this old monster out, just so that she wouldn't have sunflower water for a month in a row?It's clear that even if you come to sunflower water for a year in a row, it's better than serving this old monster?

"Fortunately, the old man had the foresight to bring his own tea." The ghost doctor took out a small tea pot from his sleeve, "Xiao Er..."

Guardian Zuo's heart rose to his throat, fearing that he wanted snow water from the Tianshan Mountains, rain water before Qingming Festival, and dew water before sunrise to make tea, but he didn't expect that what he wanted was boiled well water.

"When you are away from home, you can't be so elegant." Even with the rough porcelain cup, the ghost doctor's tea ceremony skills are still pleasing to the eye.

"Here we come." Xiao Er immediately ran over, "What do you want to know?" As the Xiao Er of Yuelai Inn, you must know everything, because no matter whether it is news on the street or gossip, Xiao Er will always know everything. It is the fastest and most well-informed source of information for heroes.Of course, after inquiring about what you want to inquire about, the reward given by the hero is also very generous.From the day Xiaoer took up his post, he has been well versed in this way. Every day, he practices his speech and articulation with a small stone in his mouth. He always pays attention to everything that happens inside and outside the city, so that one day, when a certain hero asks about it, he will Be able to be a sophomore who doesn't discredit the signboard of Yuelai Inn.Unexpectedly, Xiaoer worked so hard, but God seemed to be against him. The heroes who occasionally come and go are just staying at the top of the shop. Occasionally inquiring about something, it’s just why the beef in the shop is so expensive. How many years ago, what time is it now... Not to mention the old news that he bothered to inquire about every day, there were not many people who even asked for directions seriously.Fortunately, the sky paid off. Xiao Er worked tirelessly in Yuelai Inn for two years, and finally met someone who came to inquire about the news. Even if there was no reward, Xiao Er just wanted to be an "all-knowing Xiao Er" addiction .

"Serve with pen and ink." The ghost doctor mercilessly poured cold water on his head.

Xiao Er wanted to cry without tears, laying out paper and rubbing ink, thinking that even if he was not asking for directions, he would be a little relieved if he had any confidential documents to send. Unexpectedly, the ghost doctor wrote down a long list of medicine names: "Go and take these medicines." Bought all the medicines, and it won’t matter if there’s anything missing or even a penny missing.” He casually threw a silver ingot to Xiaoer, “The change you find is yours.”

It seemed that his whole life was spent cleaning tables and running errands, and he would never be able to become the omniscient mistress he dreamed of.Xiao Er resigned to his fate, and casually glanced at what the ghost doctor wrote, and found that many of the medicinal materials written on it were bought by the catty: "How many people are you going to catch to eat?"

The ghost doctor ignored him at all.

Xiao Er thought he didn't hear: "Guest officer, how many doses of these medicines should be divided?"

"Put it all together."

"Together?!" Xiao Er couldn't help but glanced again, "So many? Together? This guest officer, is there a typo here? Did you write 'liang' as 'jin'?"

"The old man is old, but his eyesight is not so dim that he can't tell the difference." The ghost doctor stroked his snow-white hair on the sideburns. He clearly had a face in his twenties, but he was more aggressive than a 80-[-]-year-old birthday star stroking his beard.

"But……"

"The old man has been a doctor for more than 100 years, how to prescribe medicine, and still ask you for advice?" The ghost doctor smiled jokingly, "The world has indeed changed, and the old man has no prestige."

Xiaoer wanted to talk too much, but the shopkeeper gave him a sharp look: He forgot the shopkeeper's warning, that there are three kinds of people in the world who should not be messed with—monastics, fortune-tellers, and white-haired people.Anyone with a shaved head may be a Shaolin disciple, any monk with a low profile may be a monk; anyone wearing a Taoist robe may be a disciple of Wudang, maybe a Taoist priest who looks down-and-out is the Wudang version of a "sweeping monk"; Usually bluffing and deceiving, once you meet the protagonist, what you say will definitely come true; the white-haired one is even more difficult to offend, and it is likely to be an outsider. heads, maybe even both.

Xiao Er took a second look at the ghost doctor—he-haired and childlike, with elegant demeanor and a fairy air all over his body, which fits the image of an old fairy very well; the left and right protectors trembled in front of him, as if saying one wrong word would mean eternal doom, which is absolutely true. It's the aura of an old devil.It's an old god and an old devil, such a legendary person was actually met by Xiao Er.

The ghost doctor took a sip of tea, raised his long and narrow eyes, and seemed puzzled why Xiao Er was still stuck in place.Xiao Er was shocked by his look, and went straight to the pharmacy, preferring to be scolded bloody by the pharmacy owner, than face such a terrifying person.

Since he couldn't leave for a while, Guardian Zuo also sat down quietly and sipped his tea: "I thought you wanted to find out the whereabouts of the leader."

"As far as the leader's face is so fleeting, who remembers him?" The ghost doctor blew away the froth that floated on the tea, "We sent people from several sub-altars to inquire about him, but they couldn't find any news about him. How would Xiao Er know?"

"The little girl at the Yuelai Inn is better informed than the spies. I really don't know how ordinary people who don't know martial arts and don't go out of the rivers and lakes do it." The Tianji Building is also expensive."

"Why ask?" The ghost doctor pouted and pointed at the things hanging behind the counter, "Don't you think it looks familiar?"

"It seems a bit familiar." Zuo Hufa straightened up, took a teacup and walked to the front of the hanging picture that didn't look like a word or a picture, tilted his head to the left to look sideways, unable to understand, then tilted to the right, Still can't understand, "Shopkeeper, where did this thing come from?"

"It was left by a guest official who lived there a while ago. Although the little old man can't understand it, it is a calligraphy left by a guest after all, so it is framed and hung. Madam can understand?"

Guardian Zuo frowned and watched for a long time, but finally shook his head.

The right protector couldn't stand it, and the left protector twisted and twisted, took off the thing on the wall, turned it upside down, and hung it back again.

"It turned out to be the secret signal left by the leader!" Zuo Hufa finally understood.

"What's written on it?"

"Generally speaking, he lives here quite well, where is he going next, and..." Hearing the yelling of gambling thugs outside the store, Zuo Hufa smiled like a flower, "I can finally let go of the fight." There's a fight."

The medicines written by ghost doctors are too large, and many of them have contradictory properties.Xiao Er was scolded bloody by the people in the pharmacy, and it was useless after soaking softly for a long time. Finally, he asked the boy in the pharmacy which medicines should not be mixed together, and went to several pharmacies to buy medicines separately. The written medicine is bought.When Xiao Er came back, he saw that the store was in a mess, except for the invincible counter, there was only one table in front of the ghost doctor that was intact.Guardian Zuo was still sipping tea in an elegant posture, but the bench under his buttocks was replaced by a gambling house thug who was beaten black and blue and his eyes were swollen.

"If you dare to come here, I'll kill him." A gambler put a knife on the ghost doctor's neck.

The right protector took a piece of tea from the teacup, and Xiao Er thought he would witness the martial arts master's stunt of killing even fallen leaves and flying flowers, but the ghost doctor said, "How dare you try to spoil the old man's tea."

Right Protector immediately put the tea back.

"Are you still worried about him?" Zuo Hufa said leisurely, "Oh, boy over there, you are blind, and you arrested the person who shouldn't be arrested. Hold the knife steady, don't hurt him, Otherwise, I promise you that he will directly destroy your nine clans."

"Don't think that he doesn't know martial arts because I can't see it, but you are most nervous about him." The knife in the thug's hand moved a little closer, "Stinky bitch, if you are sensible, cut off your meridians obediently, and come back with me to serve us The head of the family, maybe when he is happy, he will spare you and let you be a wife."

"Damn ghost, someone is going to rob your wife." The left protector turned his eyes and glanced at the right protector.

The right protector quickly turned his head, pretending he didn't see it.

Guardian Zuo immediately darkened his face: "What do you mean? Don't admit it after sleeping?"

"Sleep, it's because of you..." Protector You was embarrassed to say it.

"'Strong' what? You said it." Zuo Hufa refused to let go.

"Oh, you are newlyweds, and you have plenty of time to spend together in the future, so you can't flirt later and save the old man first?" The ghost doctor shook his head and sighed, "Although the old man is half buried in the ground, there are still Half of your body is submerged."

"It's over 170 years old, and it's 'half buried in the ground'? Are you planning to live to 340 years old?" Zuo Hufa couldn't help complaining.

"180 years old, the old man just turned 180 years old yesterday." Although the knife rested on his neck, the ghost doctor still only cared about arguing with Zuo Hufa, "Look, what's the point of living to an old age? Six 70-year-old kid It’s a birthday, a group of people come to celebrate, the old man’s 180th birthday, but no one even remembers it.”

Six 70 years old or "little kid"?Guardian Zuo gave the ghost doctor a thumbs up: "I know why you never associate with other old people in the valley."

"I thought I could learn what's popular now when I went out with you, and I could have some conversations with those 60-[-]-year-old kids when I went back. I didn't expect to follow two white-eyed wolves. No matter what, the old man can end it by himself."

The thug thought that the ghost doctor was looking for short-sightedness, so he just prevented him from wiping his neck with the blade, but let go a little, unexpectedly, he splashed water on his face.I don't know what's in the water, it's really itchy.The thugs scratched his face until the flesh was torn apart, dripping with blood, and did not stop until the bones could be seen.

"I think back when your master took you into the valley, there was no nurse in the valley, and you would vomit and have diarrhea when you drank goat milk. If the old man hadn't figured out a way to boil goat milk to cure your milk moss, you would have the current Beautiful appearance? Now that the old man is in trouble, you have the heart to wait for death." The ghost doctor turned a blind eye to the horror of the thugs tearing off his face piece by piece, and was still arguing with the left guard. He smelled urine and turned his head. Seeing that it was Xiao Er who peed his pants in fright, "Little Brother is back. I'm really sorry, the old man is getting old, and he forgot a few medicines just now, so I have to trouble Brother to run again."

Xiaoer nodded repeatedly, not daring to breathe, took the prescription written by the ghost doctor from a distance, and ran away in a hurry, without daring to ask for more money.

"Why do you deliberately ask him to make two trips?" Zuo Hufa was puzzled.Ghost doctor forgets things?joke!This old monster has a better memory than anyone else, especially grudges.

"Wouldn't it be a pity if the old man's secret recipe was stolen by some quack doctor?" The ghost doctor chuckled, "So I specially wrote a few medicines that contradict each other. The little brother must have been scolded miserably in the last pharmacy. Definitely won’t go there a second time.”

It's a pity that the ghost doctor didn't expect it. This time, the little second student behaved well. A pack of pear paste candy coaxed the little apprentice in the pharmacy to help him mark the medicines that must be grasped separately on the prescription, and then distributed them to several pharmacies to buy when he came back. At that time, the owner of the casino also came.

In a poor village, the county magistrate is the local emperor. As the nephew of the county magistrate, the owner of the gambling shop is naturally domineering and bullying men and women. When he saw the left protector, his eyes immediately stuck to her body. See right The guardian remained silent, even more unscrupulous, and teased her with some obscene words, completely forgetting that the subordinates he sent earlier were still lying on the floor of the teahouse.

"Master, it's really bad, you just bully my family." Zuo Hufa was deliberately coquettish, and his slender hands were walking on the clothes of the gambling shop owner.

"Don't follow that useless man. From now on, you will follow me, and I will guarantee you good food and drink, and you will wear gold and silver, and you will never have to wander around with that waste." Such a beautiful woman throws herself into his arms, and the gambling shop owner is already drifting away. Went to heaven.

"Master, don't you mind that my family has been someone else's?" Zuo Hufa moved his hand from the casino owner's chest to his lower abdomen.

"Those who have been married will hurt." Feeling that the jade hand of the left guardian had touched his crotch@, the boss of the casino was so satisfied that his eyes narrowed, and suddenly his crotch @下下 hurt.

"My family doesn't mind coming and going in the wind and rain, but I really mind this." Zuo Hufa's hands were covered with blood, and he was still holding a bloody descendant root in his hand, "It's so small, it can't get into the eyes of my family."

The owner of the gambling shop was so painful that his face was blue, his face was covered with sweat, and his crotch was dripping with blood. He fell to the ground and passed out after a few strokes.

Earlier I saw that the left protector posted upside down, and the right protector was ungrateful, Xiao Er was quite puzzled.Although the appearance of the right protector is not bad, no one can stand up to a beautiful woman like the left protector, but the right protector can be unshakable, could it be that he is clean?Now Xiaoer finally understands—with Guardian Zuo's temperament, no one would dare to take him no matter how beautiful he is.

Zuo Hufa didn't seem to be majestic enough, she clenched her fists tightly, and everyone heard the sound of eggs being crushed, and more blood dripped down her lotus arms.Just seeing the scene in front of them, all the men present felt an incomparable pain in a certain part, but the ghost doctor still looked normal: "It's okay, even if it's all crushed, I can still put him back as it is."

"Then can I break it again?" Zuo Hufa threw away the crushed descendant's root, and wiped his hands with a clean water towel brought by the shopkeeper. .”

"As long as Madam is satisfied." This time, not to mention Xiaoer, even the shopkeeper was trembling.

"Grandpa..." Xiaoer managed to hold himself together so that he didn't faint, closed his eyes and touched the wall, and finally walked to the ghost doctor, "Your medicine."

The ghost doctor also gave Xiaoer a silver ingot, opened the medicine bag and took a few flavors, then gave Xiaoer all the rest of the brain, and instructed the order of decoction: "It's all boiled. Just measure."

Xiao Er obediently agreed, and the ghost doctor stood up, took a small bottle and shook it under the gambling shop owner's nose.The poor gambling shop owner woke up immediately, clutching his crotch and rolling all over the floor, his face was pale and sweaty from the pain, but he couldn't faint anymore.Xiao Er swallowed, pulled two cloth strips from his clothes to plug his ears, closed his eyes tightly and groped all the way to the kitchen with the medicine in hand.

The shopkeeper said that people with white hair should not be messed with, especially those with white hair and childlike appearance.Xiao Er thought that the ghost doctor needed to drink tonics when he was old, but it was not convenient to fry them on the road, so he asked him to buy them all at once and drink them slowly on the road. The 180-year-old birthday star asked him to cook tonics, which is a big respect for him. Xiaoer dared not be sloppy. He never dared to take out the cloth strips stuffed in his ears. He was afraid of being distracted by the voice in the front hall. After time, he fried it completely according to the ghost doctor's request, and took a dozen bamboo tubes to pack. When he came out, he saw that it was dark outside, and the county magistrate led a group of yamen servants to block the only gate of the inn. People get numb when they see it.

"Young people just don't know how to be considerate of old people. There are so many torches, and the shaking makes the old people's eyes hurt." The ghost doctor rubbed his temples.

The right protector took the hand towel that the left protector used to wipe his hands, soaked it in water, and threw it out at once, and most of the torch in the yamen servant's hand was extinguished in an instant.

The county magistrate is used to being the emperor of the earth. Although he was taken aback by the skill of the right protector, he still couldn't get rid of the habit of showing his official authority: "Where are the rebellious officials and thieves coming from? Report, report... report your name." .”

"Master Qingtian has sharp eyes. He can tell at a glance that we are all rebellious officials and thieves who don't obey the king's law." There is a man sitting under the buttocks of the left protector, who uses the owner of the gambling shop as a floor mat, manicures with Erlang's legs up, "Little girl is not talented. , to be a little left protector in the Demon Sect. By the way, those two are right protector and ghost doctor."

He's just a member of the rivers and lakes, not a martial arts master with an official position in the government.The county magistrate was a little relieved, although he suddenly realized that he was relieved too early - if he was an ordinary person on the right path of martial arts, he could use his official authority to suppress him; Fadu came to excuse him; but the other party was a member of the demon sect, a demon sect that even the imperial court didn't care about!Let alone a county magistrate, even if an emperor came, they would still kill if they dared.

"Demon... What are people from the Demon Cult doing here?" The county magistrate's voice trembled.

"It's nothing, the leader eloped with someone. We were asking the shopkeeper about their whereabouts, and this person came to smash the shop." Zuo Hufa stood up, and kicked the burly gambling shop owner flying out with one kick. He fell directly at the feet of the county magistrate, "Grandfather of the county, he said he is your nephew. Although he is not your own son, you, as an elder, don't care anyway. You don't know the rules in front of the old man. Both me and the right protector A rough man who practices martial arts is used to beating and killing. Even if he wants to do something, he can't hit us, and he can't scare us. But the ghost doctor is old, and he doesn't know martial arts. I can't bear it either."

Can he scare the hell out of him?Xiaoer couldn't help but slander.Just now the left protector ripped off the descendants of the casino boss, even the right protector turned pale from fright, only the ghost doctor looked normal.

"Uncle." Seeing the county magistrate, the owner of the gambling shop hurriedly hugged his thigh, "Uncle Mingjian. A few days ago, there was a man who cheated in the gambling shop, won a lot of money, and injured someone. I just I just came to inquire about the whereabouts of the scoundrel, but the shopkeeper and Xiaoer, the two troublemakers, obstructed me in every possible way. I couldn't get angry for a while, so I sent someone to smash the store. Uncle, you must uphold justice for me."

"Master Qingtian, Mingjian." The shopkeeper also knelt down in front of the county magistrate, "The villain is just a common man who does his duty, how dare he offend the people in the government? The villain and the guest officer just met by chance, how can the guest officer Will he tell the villain where he has gone? There is only a calligraphy to explain the whereabouts. The villain hangs the calligraphy on the wall every day for everyone to watch, how can there be any reason to obstruct it?"

"Who can understand such a ghostly painting?" The boss of the gambling shop jumped up.

"The Demon Cult's secret sign designed by the old man looks like a ghost drawing talisman, but I'm really sorry for you." The ghost doctor interjected casually.

The casino owner immediately collapsed.

"After so many years, my brother's habits are still the same as when I was a child." Zuo Hufa covered his mouth and giggled, "Brother, do you remember when we were young? Master took the three of us out to play, and stayed in Yuelai Inns all over the country. , but never bring any money. Every time the money is spent, I find a gambling house to win the owner’s fortune, and then take the winning money to take us to continue playing. When the younger brother was seven years old, the master let him play at the gambling table, no Money, you used me as a bet, so scared that the younger brother didn’t dare to lose. At that time, you were still talking sarcasticly, saying that whoever wins will be unlucky when I go back. I really miss it... More than 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the younger brother is still the old habit , I will only stay at the Yuelai Inn when I go out, and go to the casino if I don’t have enough money.”

"Respecting junior brother is..." the county magistrate swallowed.

"The 'rascal' that your nephew said is the current leader of my teaching." Zuo Hufa waved his hand, "Shopkeeper, how many things did he break?"

The shopkeeper immediately brought the account book, and the beads of the abacus crackled loudly: "There are five times in total, and each time the furniture is re-purchased, it costs about 40 taels of silver, a total of 200 taels of silver."

"This is complete extortion!" The owner of the casino yelled, "He kept the account, clearly for the purpose of extortion."

"Young master's words are wrong." The shopkeeper said he was wronged, "The main store sends accountants to inspect the accounts of each branch every year. The old man keeps the accounts carefully, just for the convenience of verification. Otherwise, there will be so much overhead all of a sudden. The main store mistakenly thought that the little old man embezzled public funds, and the little old man's job was ruined. The furniture in the store was made by Li Carpenter's workshop in the east of the city, and the expenses of materials, labor, and transportation were all on it. Keep the receipt. If you don’t believe me, you can send Carpenter Li to confront you. I hope Master Qingtian will find out.” The shopkeeper pretended to wipe away his tears, “The main store asked us to be responsible for our own profits and losses. The son has lost so much money, I am afraid that the next time the accounts are checked, it will close the business. The young old man is old, has no wife and children, and is alone. At worst, he will kill himself with a single white silk. This child is the only seedling in the family. Marrying a wife and having children will spread the branches and leaves, and now I am in debt for no reason, what should I do in the future?" The shopkeeper pointed at Xiaoer.

"It's really irresponsible to ignore this nonsense." Guardian Zuo nodded in agreement, "This inn is not related to us. If you want to smash the store or kill people, we have nothing to do with it. But after all, this is the leader and the future. The inn where the leader and husband stayed together for the first time on a long trip together. If they want to relive their old dreams and walk the way when they eloped again decades later, the inn is gone. Those of us who are subordinates can’t afford it. So we can only invite The local officials took too much care."

"What's the 'teacher husband'? I haven't written the horoscope yet." The right protector said in a low voice.Besides, what kind of messed-up title is "teacher's husband"?

"What do you mean by 'horoscope without a single stroke'?" The left protector put one hand on his hips, and the other pointed the right protector back step by step, "Even if our 24 filial brother can just walk away and leave Master alone for a man, it's still okay It’s not considered an elopement, and the two of them shared a room and a bed at the Yuelai Inn, so this is still called ‘Bazi without a stroke’? This clearly means that all the strokes of the horoscope have been written, okay?”

Staying overnight at the Yuelai Inn, is the marriage a certainty?It was the first time Xiaoer knew that the inn he worked in provided such an authoritative service.

"Shopkeeper, your main store tells your branches to be responsible for their own profits and losses, and pay for the lost money yourself?"

The shopkeeper nodded: "The little old man doesn't ask for anything, just don't let this child bear a debt that he will never pay off for the rest of his life. The little old man is considered a high incense. 200 taels of silver, so much money. How many people have seen it? Even if you borrow usury and repay it, in the future, the money will be rolled over, and the interest will be rolled over. In the end, will you be forced to die by the debt? It’s better to settle it yourself first.”

"Only 200 taels of silver? So little?" Zuo Hufa thought for a while. Even if it is turned over."

"1000 taels!" The shopkeeper of the casino jumped up.

"It's too little?" Zuo Hufa smiled openly, "That's right, how can you get a mere 1000 taels of silver? Oh, it's rare to see such an honest gentleman these days. Let's do it, little girl dare to be the master, and then double it fifty times , pay 5 taels. If the nephew does not have enough money, the uncle will help him first, since we are a family anyway."

"5 taels?" The county magistrate fell down in fright, "Xiaguan is just a small county magistrate, where can I get so much money?"

"Have you ever heard of county magistrate Jiu eating this dish? It's a famous food in Peach Blossom Valley." Zuo Hufa said while looking up and down the county magistrate. From the beginning, it is the kind that eats delicacies from mountains and seas. The brains that never hold anything are used to skewer hot pot, which is fatter than pig brains; The flour is deep-fried with oil, the outside is crispy and the inside is tender; the brittle bones made from gold and silver treasures are put on salt and pepper, which is more delicious than the brittle bones on chicken feet; the oil boiled out of the bones is golden in color, enough to burn dozens of A dish; the dishes made of intestines and stomach are especially rare. The meat made from ginseng and ganoderma lucidum every day is used for stewing soup, which is more nourishing than anything else; the legs that have never been walked in a sedan chair are made into ham, and 24 holes are dug into tofu. The balls are steamed together, and the resulting '24 Bridge Moonlight Night' is fresh but not firewood; the spine that can't bear the burden is dried on the fire, so loose that even the bones can be eaten, it is specially used for the elderly with weak legs and feet, children He is not tall; the remaining meat is minced and made into stuffed buns. It is fat but not greasy, and the teeth and cheeks are fragrant. Alas, this county magistrate is enough to cook a table of dishes, but it is a pity that this is the only county closest to Peach Blossom Valley. There is one."

Seeing that the county magistrate was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, Xiao Er covered his mouth beside him, not daring to laugh out loud.

"You missed one more." The ghost doctor seemed to think that he didn't scare enough, "The county magistrate's black heart and black liver are rare medicinal materials, and they are perfect for making poison @药......"

The two of them sang together, not to mention the county magistrate, even the right protector broke out in a cold sweat.

"Gentlemen, please forgive me." The county magistrate knelt down, "This is all done by him alone, don't do the work of the lower official." The county magistrate pointed to the gambling shop owner, "The lower official must urge him to make up the money. , I would never dare to miss a penny, and if he fails to return it within the time limit, his house will be ransacked."

"Uncle..." The casino boss was dumbfounded.

"Don't call me uncle!" The county magistrate kicked the owner of the gambling shop away, "The thing I regret most in my life is marrying your aunt, who loses money like you. I'll go back and write a divorce letter and divorce her !"

In the end, the owner of the gambling shop wrote an IOU of 5 taels of silver to the innkeeper. If the payment was overdue, the price would be increased by one-third of the annual interest.

After everyone had left, Xiaoer dared to come out, and respectfully offered the medicine in the bamboo tube: "Master, your medicine."

"Oh," the ghost doctor didn't even lift his head, "feed it to the horses."

"Hey horse?" Xiao Er thought he had heard wrong.

"This kind of inferior medicinal material is not used to feed horses, is it for people to drink?"

"Yes, Lord." Xiao Er left without tears.

"Why didn't you fall in love with him?" Watching Zuo Hufa and the ghost doctor sing together just now, Right Hufa felt more and more that they were a natural couple—the same bad taste.

"The old man is so old, how can he still have the nerve to grab a woman with a young man?" The ghost doctor stood up slowly, "It's getting dark, why don't you just stay for one night before leaving."

"Who would fall in love with his own nemesis?" The left protector patted the shoulder of the right protector, "It's like the two of us, would you be willing to be with me for the rest of your life? No. Because the two of us are together, we will always be the only one I bully you. In the same way, I am with the ghost doctor, and the ghost doctor will always bully me, how can I be happy?"

"Knowing that I don't like it, you still..."

"I just like the way you look unwilling and helpless with me." The left protector raised the chin of the right protector, "If you are willing to take the initiative to cater to me, I may not be happy."

He is happy, but she is not happy?Right Protector heard a glimmer of hope.So in the middle of the night, Protector Right slipped into Protector Zuo's room, pressed her on the bed with passion for the whole night, woke up the next day, and saw that Protector Zuo not only didn't feel disgusted at all, but was lying in his arms and had to use his hands up and down. It's fun.

"Are you awake?" The left protector kissed the right protector on the chin, "You performed well last night, continue tonight?"

"Are you still interested tonight?" You may not be happy to take the initiative to cater to you?

"Yes. It's so boring that I, the overlord, always bow to you. Sometimes it's fun to do the opposite." The left protector lay next to the right protector's ear, and when he spoke, the fragrance of powder and powder was blown into his ears. "My senior brother with all kinds of styles, it's really hard to stop."

Protector You finally realizes he's been duped—again.