standard martial arts novel

It is the unshirkable responsibility of every hero to punish rape, eradicate evil, punish evil and promote good. Under the premise of not offending the government, helping young knights in the face of injustice is also the best way for young knights to gain fame and become true heroes.Although it is on the way of "escape", there are still demon sect chasing soldiers behind, the sooner they arrive at the site of the righteous way of martial arts, the safer the two of them will be. I heard from the villagers that there is a bandit on the nearby mountain who robs the women of the people. It is really impossible to ignore a young and energetic hero who just came out of the rivers and lakes.

Once the two are captured by the demon sect, not only the hero but also his "little brother" will lose their lives.Although he really wanted to stay and draw his sword to help, after all, the matter was not only about his own wealth and life, the hero still consulted the opinion of the leader.

The leader was originally angry that the Right Guardian threw the hero out without his consent, and he was worried that the hero would go on the road with injuries, so he "run away from home".The leader's original plan was just to send the hero back to the righteous place of martial arts, and then return to the Demon Cult himself. Now that he has come out, he will naturally have fun before going back.

Seeing that the leader is so "knowing the general situation and taking into account the overall situation", the hero was very moved. Unexpectedly, the two of them would quarrel in the next moment.

The cause of the incident was that the Bandit King of the Mountain only robs women, not men, and the terrain on the mountain is complex, no one knows where his lair is and where he hides the women he robbed.In order to find out the whereabouts of the hostages first, the hero and the leader must disguise themselves as women, and then pretend to be snatched away by the king of the mountain, but the two women are traveling alone, it is really easy to make people suspicious, so only one of them can only be disguised as a woman , and then it becomes a question of who will dress up as a woman.

"You look better than me, and you look like me in women's clothing." The leader had a good reason.

"I gave it away as soon as I opened my mouth. Your voice is better than mine, and you are better at dressing up as a woman than me." The hero didn't budge.

"No matter how good my voice is, it's still a man's voice, and it's still revealing when I open my mouth. But you, as long as you don't speak, you shouldn't be able to see the flaws."

"I look good in men's clothes, but not necessarily in women's clothes. But you, put on a veil and only listen to your voice. Flower pickers won't snatch you unless you're deaf."

"Three points are destined, seven points depend on dressing up, find an aunt and aunt to put on makeup for you, and you can still make flower pickers fall in love with you."

"Why don't you let someone do your makeup?"

"You have a better foundation than me, and it's easier to make up a beauty."

"I'm too tall and I don't have the shape of a woman."

"I'm not short either."

"My shoulders are too broad."

"I'm not narrower than you."

"Your martial arts are better than mine, and it will be easier to escape after rescuing the hostages."

"You're too eye-catching in men's clothes. It looks like you're here to catch flower pickers. It will make him wary. I'm more like you than you when I pretend to be an ordinary villager. Even if you can't escape after being caught, I can go in and rescue you."

"Didn't you hear that a couple of knights were also recruited? Even if they knew that I was a knight, the flower pickers would still attack. Besides, what if you lost my whereabouts after I was arrested?"

"You are a man, even if you fall into the hands of a flower picker, he will not do anything to you."

"What if the flower pickers eat all men and women?"

"Since we can't argue, let's roll the dice to decide."

"No! With your gambling skills, I'm not sure to lose?"

"Then the coin toss?"

"Neither!"

"A copper plate with two different sides."

"The two sides of the copper plate have different weights. With your martial arts, isn't it easy to control which side you throw?"

"Knowing that you are not good at martial arts, you still want to meddle in your own business."

"Manly man, it's hard to chase after a word. You promised to take care of this 'nosy'."

"I only agreed to take care of it, but didn't agree to dress up as a woman. As long as you wear women's clothes, I will help you to the end."

"Why do you have to dress me up as a woman? A good man will do his best to send the Buddha to the West, so you can't make a sacrifice?"

"I've saved you several times, and you treat your savior like this?"

In the end, the village chief couldn't stand it anymore: "Two heroes, can I listen to the old man?"

Both the hero and the leader finally stopped talking.

"The two of you just talk, but you can't tell the difference. Why don't you wrong the two heroes and try to dress up as a woman? Whoever looks like a woman will dress up as a woman."

Sparks flew everywhere where the eyes of the hero and the leader met, and finally both of them nodded.

It turns out that whether a man looks good in men's clothing is completely different from whether he looks good in women's clothing.The hero is handsome and unrestrained in men's clothing. After changing into women's clothing, the only word that can be used to describe him is "terrible". Even with makeup on, he walks in small steps according to the method taught by the village aunt, which still makes people laugh. belly.In the end, the village chief couldn't stand it anymore, so he took a veiled hat for him to wear, and stuffed two apples on his chest to pretend to be breasts. He still felt that he was too tall and strong, and he didn't look like a woman no matter what, so he talked with his throat His voice made goose bumps all over the parents who hoped that he would rescue their daughter and dared not offend her benefactor even if he beat him to death.

When the leader came out wearing a veil, he still looked like a man in women's clothing.

"It seems that neither of us can do it." The leader spread his hands, "Let's find another way."

Hearing him speak, there was a sound of gasping all around.

"What's wrong?" The leader was puzzled.

"Hearing such a voice, who would care about whether you are a man or a woman?" The hero lifted the veil of the leader, feeling like lifting the hijab of a bride, but when he saw his appearance behind the veil, he immediately ran at the fastest speed. Gai went back, "Okay, that's it, let's go."

In order to prevent the leader's height from being a flaw, the villagers also donated a small donkey for him to ride.In order to look like a woman, the leader had to ride a donkey sideways. Along the way, the heroes were still chattering: "Since we only occupy the mountain as king, we shouldn't have any great skills. Our focus should be on rescuing the captives." The woman, instead of defeating the king of the mountain. Otherwise, if he is beaten to death and the whereabouts of the kidnapped woman cannot be found, we are still in vain. So no matter how bad the king of the mountain is in martial arts, we must pretend to be invincible look like you, and try to be taken captive.”

"Since he can occupy the mountain as king, he won't be alone. He may not be in battle in person. Most of the time, he will send his subordinates to rob people. The martial arts who really come to fight with us should be worse. I want to pretend to be a weak woman who doesn't know martial arts. , he is more likely to snatch me away, and no matter what happens later, you will be the one to do it. You can’t beat him, but you must also be careful of your own safety.”

"Yeah." The hero looked at the leader with obsession in his eyes.

"Are you trying to get me to talk?"

The hero lowered his head, with a suspicious blush on his face.

"I lifted the veil."

"Don't!" The hero hurriedly pressed the leader's hand.

"Am I so ugly?" The leader knew that he was not good-looking, but he was not too ugly yet.

"It's not...it's just..." The psychological gap was too great.

The hero was searching for an excuse, but the leader quietly gave him a hand: "Someone is here."

The first minion of the King of the Mountain jumped out from the side of the road: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave your wife behind."

Hearing the last sentence, the hero's face twitched, and he forced himself to put on a serious face: "Who are you? Why are you robbing my wife?"

Hearing the country accent that the hero deliberately put on, the leader forced himself to hold back his laughter.

"When you get hit by my poisonous smoke, you won't be able to move. If you don't hand it over, you won't be able to let it go." Minoru began to pose in various poses, as if he was about to spray poisonous smoke.

"Not good!" The hero hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, "I'm sure I'm not good at martial arts, there must be some dirty tricks, I should have expected it."

The leader was not in a hurry: "Put the poisonous smoke in his mouth, so he won't be afraid that he will accidentally swallow it?"

Suddenly a rabbit jumped out of the road.

The minion was startled, and accidentally swallowed the thing in his mouth, and then fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, convulsing endlessly.

The hero was stunned for a long time, and finally turned his eyes to the leader for help: "I didn't even do anything."

"It seems that it is much more difficult than I imagined to lose intentionally." The leader didn't know what to do.

After walking for a while, the second minion jumped out: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave your wife behind."

This time I have to go, if I don't go, I don't even have a chance to be defeated.The hero drew out his sword and went up to meet him.

"Still a Lianjiazi?" Minoru sneered, "It's okay, just watch my ink butterfly and phoenix dance!"

As soon as the minions waved their hands, hundreds of black butterfly-shaped spears attacked the hero together.The hero didn't expect that the minions he met this time had some skills, and he was caught off guard. The darts were all in front of him, but he still hadn't reacted. God bless.Unexpectedly, all the darts passed the hero and the leader perfectly, and the only dart hit by the hero's sword even bounced back, hitting the minion's chest.

A line of black blood snaked down from the corner of Min Luo's mouth, and Min Luo instantly fell to the ground and died.

"It turns out that the top is still poisoned." The hero realized it later.

"Martial arts moves with too good names are mostly useless, especially when they are used by young people." The leader shook his head and sighed, "It's so stupid to use a hidden weapon."

"His hidden weapon looks quite powerful." Even though he did nothing and eliminated another enemy, the hero still admires this minion - after all, he can release so many hidden weapons at once, and the hero can't do it himself. arrive.Hero is only lucky to be able to continue standing here, if any one of the poison darts just hit him... the hero would be terrified after thinking about it.

"No one is holding me by the side to distract you. How could a hidden weapon hit you?" The luck of a hero must be excellent, and the luck of the leader of the Demon Cult must be bad. Whether it is martial arts or scheming, they have to be countless times better than heroes in order to have a chance of survival.In this regard, the leader has a deep understanding.

"Is there such a reason?" After all, the hero is new to the arena, and he still doesn't quite understand many unspoken rules in the arena. "What else?"

The leader thought for a while: "For example, if one day you pick up some peerless magic weapon, it is basically once and for all, and you will never have to worry about problems such as curling of the blade or rusting of the blade."

"Isn't it?" The hero remembered how many swords he had blunted when he was practicing.

"If it needs maintenance, can it still be a peerless magic weapon that has been handed down for thousands of years?"

"That's right." The hero felt that it really made sense: "What else?"

"In a duel with someone, you must hit twice perfunctorily before you perform your ultimate move. This is a warm-up for both sides."

The hero imagined that during a duel, because one side did not warm up enough, the result was half of the leg cramps... It was really unsightly.

"If you see that your opponent is about to perform a nirvana and make fancy moves, you must not interrupt it. It is very impolite. Of course, if you are the one who performs the nirvana, the opponent will never interrupt you."

"So the duels in the Jianghu are so gentle?" The hero's master never told him these unspoken rules.

"It's not just big people who are good and evil who can be gentlemen, but also small people. If you are besieged by many people, don't worry, the besiegers will definitely go up one by one. Before the former one is defeated by you, the latter one will never On the other hand, other people will just wave their weapons and put on a show—after all, I’m a little cautious, and fighting with wheels is already very ungentlemanly.”

The sage Confucius said that if three people walk together, there must be my teacher.There is also a gentleman's way in Xiaoluo that is worthy of learning by heroes, and heroes have been taught.

"It's not rude to come and go. If there are some small characters who don't know the heights of the world and the depths of the world to challenge you, you must not use swords or other weapons, only branches, otherwise you will appear to be very incompetent and unmannered."

You must not use weapons to deal with the little minions, otherwise it will be embarrassing.The hero hurriedly wrote it down in his heart.

"It's also learned to provoke people in the court - it doesn't matter to provoke the county magistrate, anyway, it's either a foolish official, or a local tyrant full of evil, foolish people will not get angry no matter how you tease them, let alone hold grudges; evil officials will be dealt with by you , the imperial court will not trouble you because of a Zhima official. It doesn’t matter if you provoke a military officer. Anyway, even if you become a general, you will not be a person of any ability. If you can compete with the imperial guards and generals in front of the emperor Twice, basically they will be your subordinates from now on. The father-in-law in the imperial court is the first-class master, especially those from the east and west factories, you must not mess with them."

The master has taught the heroes a little bit about this.The people don't fight with the officials, whether it's a confused county magistrate or a master father-in-law, they are all people who have no officials and no nobles.

"The most important thing is that as long as you are still a hero, God will always be on your side. When you are in trouble, there will always be someone to rescue you. Those who want to plot against you will always be known by you. Be your scapegoat."

"It's like I met you in the Devil's Cult, but accidentally killed your sister?"

The leader quickly changed the topic: "In fact, there are some things that I don't quite understand. For example, people who die have to bleed from the corners of their mouths. Such a small spear should not even be able to penetrate the chest muscles. How could it break the esophagus and let the blood flow from the mouth? And those who were stabbed in the stomach by a sword also bleed from the corners of their mouths. Theoretically speaking, the blood should not flow back from the stomach to the mouth."

"Probably because the bleeding from the corner of the mouth looks more miserable."

"Just like when you heroes fight, you always use your sword to shake the circle of light?"

"Are there any other martial arts moves?"

The leader found that he couldn't continue talking, and it was time to reveal his secrets.

After one, two, but three, the next one to appear will be the King of the Mountain himself. If another one accidentally defeats him, there will be no hope of rescuing the kidnapped woman.The hero made up his mind that he must fail next time.

As the hero expected, the third person who came to block the way was indeed the King of the Mountain himself—with disheveled hair, his whole face was so white that there was no trace of blood, only his lips were extremely deep purple, as if he had been poisoned , with a tall hat and toga, he looks like an impermanent ghost.

"Why is his face like this?" Daxia quietly asked the leader.

"Probably because he practiced some evil kung fu and became obsessed."

"But his face is obviously drawn. Look at the forehead, it's not evenly applied."

"Probably I want to pretend that I have practiced some evil kung fu that is easy to go mad, so that people will be afraid."

"But his face was not evenly applied, making people want to laugh."

"Be serious." The leader kicked the hero quietly, "Treat him as a real big devil, and you can lose but not win."

"You're laughing yourself." The hero was wronged.

"I'm wearing a veil, as long as I don't make a sound, he won't be able to tell when I smile. Who told you not to dress up as a woman? Hold it back obediently."

"The two subordinates who can defeat me in a row are also masters." The king of the mountain said eccentrically, "I'm XXX, people in the Jianghu are called XXX. Who is coming? Report your name."

The hero reported Wan'er according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, and then fought with the king of the mountain according to the rules the leader said earlier. Everything is as the leader said.It's a pity that the hero forgot the aura of the protagonist on his body, and accidentally defeated the king of the mountain.

"You... despicable..." Shan Dawang held his chest, spat out a mouthful of blood, and then began to kneel down and beg for mercy.

The hero quickly retreated to the leader's side: "What should I do?"

"According to my experience, since he can beg for mercy, his injury must not be serious. The purpose of begging for mercy is to attract you. Once he gets too close, he can take the opportunity to plot against you."

"But I am a righteous hero, can he succeed in his plot?"

"Certainly not."

"Then why is he plotting?"

"If you don't plot against him, how can you show his despicableness? Besides, it's not good for a righteous hero to kill a person who has surrendered. It's not good to spread the news, but if he doesn't kill him, he will inevitably turn into letting the tiger go back to the mountain. At this time, the bad guys need to feign surrender." , take the opportunity to bite back, so that the hero can execute them in a legitimate manner without damaging his reputation."

"Why does he care about my reputation?" Daxia couldn't understand more and more.

"Most people who say they are villains openly and honestly are not bad at all." The real villains hide in the righteous way of martial arts with a good face, and they often have high positions and powers.But for heroes, knowing such facts is a bit too cruel.The leader finally swallowed the second half of the sentence.

"Then what should I do now?"

"Get close to him, accept the surrender, pretend to be recruited, and then we can be taken back by him." Fortunately, in order to save money, the two of them have been walking all the time, and it is not too far from Peach Blossom Valley.In case the hero is really tricked, the leader still has time to take him back to Peach Blossom Valley to find a ghost doctor.

The hero nodded and approached the king of the mountain. The king of the mountain who was kneeling on the ground begging for mercy suddenly jumped up, spraying a puff of white smoke on the hero's face.The hero held his breath, but still accidentally sucked in a little bit, his body went limp, and he fell on the King of the Mountain.

"It's done?" Shan Dawang caught the hero, and for a moment he couldn't believe his luck, "I was scared to death. After going through so many levels in a row, I thought I was meeting a protagonist, but it wasn't! Great! Very good……"

The leader was hesitating whether an ordinary woman should scream or cry in such a situation, but the King of the Mountain just looked at the leader from a distance, thinking that he would just stand by and watch from the beginning to the end, and he should be just a weak woman who can't know martial arts. I didn't pay any more attention to it, and ran away happily holding the hero.

Waiting until the King of the Mountain ran away with the hero in his arms, the leader suddenly realized a very miraculous thing: "He can still talk with the ecstasy in his mouth."