standard martial arts novel

The ghost doctor added something to the medicine given to the horse. After the horse took the medicine, it ran like crazy, dragging the carriage for thousands of miles every day without getting tired.The right protector is driving a carriage outside, the wind is blowing all day, and he doesn't feel any discomfort, and the ghost doctor will not feel any discomfort, but the left protector is bumped every day in the carriage, and his internal organs are turned upside down. retching.

The right protector patted her on the back and gave her comfort: "Have you got it?"

"You only have it." Zuo Hufa finally stopped the desire to vomit, gave him a blank look, and then continued to vomit while holding the wheel.

"If you have one, tell me, and I will be responsible." Although Peach Blossom Valley values ​​women's chastity less than the outside world, it is not always honorable for a woman to conceive before marriage.Not to mention that Protector Zuo is expensive as a protector of the Devil's Cult. Even if she doesn't like her behavior, Protector Right will not allow others to poke her in the back.

"If you have it, you will be responsible?"

The right protector did not expect the left protector to say this: "I didn't mean that...that... there is a village in front, let's go to rest for a while and ask for some water?" There is a ghost doctor.

There is indeed a village ahead, and there are quite a few people in the village, but the strange thing is that everyone gathers around the flagpole in front of the Earth Temple and ignores the strangers who come in.Holding a person on a flagpole.

"Yuanwai, come down." The village chief shouted from below, "You have been hugging on it for a day and a night. Come down and drink some water and eat something. If you continue like this, your body will not be able to survive."

"I won't come down!" The man called "Yuanwai" sounded very young, his voice was hoarse, and his limp hands and feet could hardly grasp the flagpole, and he refused to come down desperately. "If I come down, I still have my life." ?"

"Outside the staff, you come down first, and we can discuss other matters."

The member looked at the women who surrounded the flagpole three floors in and three floors out, and shook his head desperately: "This matter is not for discussion, if I don't want it, I just don't want it!"

"Yuanwai!" A woman below was crying and howling, "I am already a member of Yuanwai, and I am pregnant with the flesh and blood of Yuanwai..."

"Fart!" Yuanwai just wanted to cry, "I haven't even touched you."

"Yuanwai, my parents said that I have broken my reputation. If I can't marry Yuanwai, I will be immersed in a pig cage." The young girl wept more gracefully.

"Forget about soaking me in a pig cage." Yuanwai bumped his forehead against the flagpole.

"Yuanwai, my husband said that I don't abide by women's morals and wants to divorce my wife. If I can't follow Yuanwai, I will have no choice but to die." The young woman held the flagpole pitifully, "Yuanwai, just accept me, even if it is a dry man." Rough work is fine, as long as it saves my life."

"Your husband is right behind you begging you to go back, you pretend I can't see?!"

Zuo Hufa grabbed a young man who was watching the excitement: "What's going on? Who is the person above?"

In a small and remote place in a poor country, young girls, even though they are young and beautiful, are like wild flowers on the roadside. They will soon be tortured by a poor life into dry grass, and they will never have the national beauty of Zuo Hufa. Not to mention the heroic appearance of martial arts practitioners and the domineering of the superiors.Seeing Guardian Zuo, the young man almost thought it was a fairy descending to earth, and he was stunned for a long time before he could speak: "The one above is a local Yuanwailang, a rich man, surnamed Qian, named Qian Duoduo."

"Stupid?" Zuo Hufa took it smoothly.

The right protector gently arched her.The purpose of this trip was mainly to find the leader back, not to mention that the two of them also brought a ghost doctor who can't know martial arts, so it's better to avoid troubles on the road.

"Aren't you stupid?" The young man seems to want to raise his hands and feet to agree, "You said that outsider Qian is one of the best in terms of appearance, family background, and status? Not to mention that he is not a bad person. The girl waiting to be married in the village wants to be his maid, let alone his wife and concubine, and has to queue up to bribe the housekeeper. But this Qian Yuanwai somehow became obsessed with ghosts, and pretended to be a bandit to block the road and rob. Robbery. Not to mention the girls in the village, even the older girls and daughter-in-law who passed by here, no matter whether it was a flower or an ugly monster, they were all robbed by him. At one time, the village thought that some kind of mountain king came, and there was a girl The family was so frightened that their daughter was not allowed to go out. Two heroes came yesterday, and the village head even specially entrusted them to save people. Who knew that Qian Yuanwai was the one who robbed them, and they did not commit any indecent acts when they robbed them. The food is delicious. Drinking offerings. Who doesn’t want their daughter to marry a member? The parents whose daughter was taken away said that they should just marry their daughter to a member. Even the little daughter-in-law who was captured by him cried, made trouble, hanged herself, and asked her husband to write a letter of divorce, not even a name. But Qian Yuanwai is also strange. He has a group of food and drink He is happy with women who don’t work, but if he really wants to marry them, he will climb on top and refuse to come down.”

"Men are hypocritical." Zuo Hufa was not feeling well, and his temper was even more irritable than usual. He pulled away the women surrounding the flagpole and kicked the flagpole down.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Yuanwai Qian's screams stopped abruptly when he fell into an embrace.Looking at the right protector who is as handsome as a god, Qian Yuanwai's eyes suddenly lit up: "There is such a beauty in the world."

The right protector made a gesture to throw him into the pile of women.

"I just said that you are good-looking, nothing else." Qian Yuanwai hugged the arm of the right guard tightly, "Hero, hero, you have something to say." If you throw him over, the group of women will throw him away. He can't be divided into five horses.Qian Yuanwai glanced back with lingering fear, and found that all the women were staring at him... the right guardian behind him.Qian Yuanwai let go of his hand, and quietly moved to a place farther away from the right guard. Sure enough, no one looked at him again.

saved!Qian Yuan's outer legs went limp, and he sat down on the ground.

In the past, I always felt that Zuo Hufa didn't look like a woman. Is it because there is no comparison?Faced with so many fiery gazes who seemed to want to burn his clothes through, the right protector swallowed, and quickly pulled the left protector to block himself: "My wife—she hasn't passed the door."

"Who is your wife?" Zuo Hufa patted his hand away.

"When this matter is over, we will get married when we return to Peach Blossom Valley." The right protector just hid behind the left protector and refused to come out, "Whether you have it or not, I will be responsible for you."

"You say you get married when you get married? Have you asked me? Are you responsible to me? I'm too lazy to be responsible to you."

What about the left protector who always chased after his ass to tease him?The protector on the right suddenly realized that he missed the time when the protector on the left was stalking him: "My lady, every mistake is my husband's fault. When I go back, I will kneel on the washboard and the nail board, put the water tank on the brazier, and keep the incense sticks on the clock." It is up to you to decide whether to use incense sticks or incense coils, and I have no other choice."

"Use the high incense from Shaolin Temple, the tallest and thickest kind."

That incense is two stories tall, with thick thighs!But compared to being eaten alive by this group of women... You Hufa gritted his teeth: "The high fragrance is high fragrance, you have the final say."

"My dear lady, I see you fascinated these young and old women." Zuo Hufa changed his male duck voice, looking like a rough man dressed as a woman, "It's convenient to wear men's clothes when you go out, but you still have to You dress up as a man, and you dress up as a woman for your husband. You are a husband, and I am a wife. Look, have you caused trouble?" As he said, he moved his hands on the chest of the right guardian, "But I can't blame them for their stupid eyes. The lady's breasts are covered with cloth. Wrap it up, and it feels like a man's muscles." With both hands down, he touched the buttocks of the right guardian, and squeezed them hard, "Fortunately, it feels the same here. Walking on tiptoes is not tiring. Tired? When I get back, I will give you a squeeze for my husband."

At the beginning, I saw that the right protector used the left protector as a shield, and some people wanted to take advantage of their youth to compete, but the left protector suddenly spoke in a man's voice, which made everyone stunned.

"Don't talk about this rural area, there are still quite a few girls who are pretty." Zuo Hufa stroked his chin and looked at the woman in front of him, all he saw were breasts and buttocks, "Lady, help me choose, which one?" It looks like he will have a son. Married for the husband and go back to be a child, lest you regret that you can’t have children and cut off the incense of the husband. What’s the matter with the girls? What about chasing after you just now? I am The protectors of the Devil's Cult are only under the leader of the sect, and above ten thousand people, the emperor is not in my eyes. As long as you follow me, you can have as much gold, silver, jewelry, silk brocade as you want."

The legendary demon guardian who eats human flesh and drinks human blood?No matter how much money there is, no one dares to marry.There is also a barren wife who is pressing on her head, and she is not so jealous of the concubines who have given birth to the concubine that she is mad, seeing one kill the other?If you grow up with him, let alone live a good life, you may even die.Not to mention the voice.If the looks and the voice are the same, the person must be extremely ugly and also likes to dress up as a woman.Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

"Afraid that I'm ugly? I'm handsome, more masculine than you Qian Yuanwai." Zuo Hufa pretended to expose his breasts.

Who wants to see a bearded man in women's clothing?Let alone women, even men ran away screaming.

I just vomited before, didn't drink a sip of water, and had to change my voice to talk a lot.Guardian Zuo relaxed, and suddenly felt top-heavy.

Finally saved!Qian Yuanwai bowed to the left and right guardians: "Thank you two heroes for saving your life, Qian will never forget it."

"Thank you." The right protector supported the left protector, "Is there any place nearby where I can sit and rest? She feels a little unwell."

"The humble house is not far from here. If you don't abandon it, how about letting Qian be a landlord?"

The right protector hugged the left protector horizontally, and finally remembered that there was still a master who needed to be served in the car, and he might not go if he didn't go.

A long time ago, when a minion first joined the Devil's Cult, he asked a very profound question: "As the saying goes, men are left on the left and women are on the right, why is the left protector a woman and the right protector a man?" Many people racked their brains, I didn't know how to answer, but finally this guy found out the answer by himself - the left protector is female, but she is more manly than the right protector!

The right protector can easily hug the left protector, so it shouldn't be a woman, but is the left protector male or female?Qian Yuanwai is also a member of the rivers and lakes. He knows that the disguise technique can be difficult to distinguish between true and false. With insufficient blood, Qian Yuanwai is still not quite sure whether she is a man or a woman.

The ghost doctor has been in the car and never showed his face.Qian Yuanwai was outside showing the way to the right protector who was driving the car, and the more he heard it, the more frightened he became - listening to the voice, the person sitting in the car was the leader who stole his sweetheart away?No, the voice is exactly the same, but the tone of speech is definitely not the same.Moreover, there is no reason for the leader to take away the beauty and return.Could it be his twin brother in the car?

When he arrived at the destination, Qian Yuanwai jumped out of the car first, waiting to see how similar the "twin brother of the leader" was to the leader, and whether he could persuade the "twin brother" to take back his "beauty". Immediately, he forgot about the hero, until the ghost doctor turned his face away, and the right guardian patted him on the shoulder hard, then he came back to his senses and hurriedly invited the guests in.

"Is it convenient to prepare some red date soup and red bean soup?" After taking his seat, the ghost doctor stopped the servants who were going to get tea and snacks, and saw Qian Yuanwai staring at him, "It's not that the old man is greedy, it's that this girl is very greedy." When the sunflower water comes, I insist on going on my way, if I don’t eat something that nourishes Qi and blood, I’m afraid I won’t be able to survive the bumpy journey.”

"Go and make a bowl of jujube paste and red bean paste." Qian Yuanwai sent the servants away, looked at the ghost doctor, and sighed, "It's not that Qian is reluctant to entertain him, it's the voice of the distinguished guest that reminds me of sad things."

"Have you ever seen someone with the same voice as me?" The ghost doctor became interested.

Although the guest did not announce his name, he could tell by his appearance and behavior that he was not a hypocrite or a defender of the righteous way of martial arts.Qian Yuanwai was outspoken and explained all the ins and outs in detail.

"That handsome young hero you fancy really said that they are a couple? Did they kiss in front of you? Lip to mouth?" After a bowl of red bean paste was poured down, Zuo Hufa finally came back to life, and asked Protector You stretched out his hand, "I told them they have something to play! I would like to admit defeat and bring the money."

The right protector obediently took out the money.

The ghost doctor also paid the money obediently.

"I don't dare to accept your money." Zuo Hufa hid far away, "I take advantage of you now, but I don't know what you will do in the future."

"How can the old man rely on your money at this age?" The ghost doctor threw the money directly to Zuo Hufa, "Besides, if you don't settle the accounts now, let the old man owe you favors, how can the old man play tricks on you with peace of mind in the future? ?”

Zuo Hufa accepted the money obediently, always feeling extremely hot.

"You...know them?" Qian Yuanwai looked at the three of them back and forth.

Guardian Zuo patted Yuanwai Qian sympathetically: "That's really the leader of the Demon Cult."

"How is that possible?" Qian Yuanwai snorted, "It's not bad if you say he is the leader of the Demon Cult." Qian Yuanwai pointed to the right protector.

"I'm the right protector." In fact, the right protector couldn't figure it out, he was already outside the Peach Blossom Valley, why he still had to repeat from time to time what he had to repeat countless times in the Devil's Cult every day.Does he look so much like the leader?

"I can assure you in my capacity as Guardian Zuo of the Devil's Cult, although the person who took away your love with you may not look like one hundred and twenty thousand people, but it's absolutely true, and it's really the leader of the Devil's Cult," Zuo's Guardian said. Very sincere.

"It's really the leader of the Devil's Cult..." In other words, he can't compare to others in terms of power, money and martial arts.No wonder beauties don't want him when they see that he is handsome.Qian Yuanwai's lips began to tremble, and tears were about to fall. "You demon sect bullies people..."

"As for?" Zuo Hufa hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind to donate his handkerchief, "Although our future leader's husband is not bad, he is not very beautiful. There are so many beautiful men in the world, you are willing to give up one The forest, must he be hanged on this tree?"

"To put it lightly." Qian Yuanwai blew his nose hard on the handkerchief, and Zuo Hufa suddenly didn't want to ask for the handkerchief back, "You want to look good, you want to have a good figure, what kind of handsome man is not up to you to choose ? I finally met a young knight, who is still a good Longyang..."

"Isn't that easy?" The ghost doctor chuckled, "If you don't believe in the 'body, hair, skin, and parents' theory, I can transform you into her likeness."

"Really?" Qian Yuanwai's red and swollen eyes widened.

"Does the old man's face seem natural?" The ghost doctor gave Qingcheng a smile, "If you like it, it's not just your looks and voice, but the old man can make you look like a real woman except that you won't have sunflower water, can't conceive and have children. .”

Can this be changed?Qian Yuanwai took a deep breath, and then began to stammer again: "It's best to be able to change, but..."

"Just what?" The ghost doctor thought he was doubting his medical skills, and there was a hint of displeasure in his tone.

"It's just... I... prefer to do... the one that inserts other people." Yuanwai Qian lowered his voice as he spoke.

It turned out to be for this.The ghost doctor couldn't help but laugh: "It's easier to change only the upper body."

"But I've become such a man and woman, who else would be willing to be with me?" Qian Yuanwai was still a little apprehensive.

"If you don't want to, just rob it. You are the king of the mountain. If you didn't snatch Mrs. Yazhai, are you still called Mrs. Yazhai?" In terms of the overlord's hard attack, Zuo Hufa has always believed in the principles of the devil's religion and the king of the mountain. it's the same.

"But if you snatch the young hero and young hero and come back to the village, won't you attract the righteous martial arts to chase me down?" Although Qian Yuanwai also knows some martial arts, he will never be able to withstand the siege and pursuit of the first-class masters in the world.

"It's easy to handle." Zuo Hufa hooked his fingers and signaled Qian Yuanwai to come over, "So, don't try to think about our leader's husband."

"Definitely." Qian Yuanwai smiled wide-eyed.

In this way, a few months later, a heroine named "Qian Shanshan" was born.

Qian Shanshan is not only beautiful and enchanting, but also wise and brave, and hates evil like a vengeful.The other heroines were scared of hearing the name of the flower pickers, for fear of ruining their reputation, but Qian Shanshan did the opposite, going wherever there were flower pickers.No one knows what Qian Shanshan did to the flower picker who fell into her hands. The only thing outsiders know is that once the flower picker falls into Qian Shanshan's hands, even if he didn't commit suicide, he would probably be insane, and his whereabouts are unknown. So much so that the flower-picking thieves in the rivers and lakes were frightened when they heard Qian Shanshan's name, and they disappeared for a while. I don't know how many rivers and lakes heroines and common women's reputations and lives were saved.

Qian Shanshan has won the "Best Female Hero Award of the Year" jointly elected by all martial arts schools for ten consecutive years since her appearance in the arena.There are countless heroes and heroes who admire Qian Shanshan, and Qian Shanshan is also willing to have a romantic relationship with them, but once someone proposes marriage, she will immediately run away without even leaving an explanation.Some people speculated whether Qian Shanshan had been brutally tortured by flower pickers before, surviving with a body of broken flowers and willows, and killed flower pickers only so that no one else would suffer the same fate as her.Qian Shanshan did not deny the rumors face to face, so the whole world believed it to be true. Although they respected her more, the person who proposed marriage disappeared from then on.

Qian Shanshan was unmarried all her life and dedicated her whole life to the great cause of fighting wits and courage with flower pickers. When she retired from the world due to her advanced age, she was also awarded the "Lifetime Achievement Award".Until a hundred years later, Qian Shanshan's name was still passed on by word of mouth among people in the world, but few people understood what her acceptance speech "exploding the flower thief's chrysanthemum feels particularly good" meant.