standard martial arts novel

When the hero woke up, he thought he would be in a woodshed or a dungeon, but he didn't expect that he was lying in a magnificently furnished bedroom.A man who could be called handsome was sitting on the head of the bed, looking at him obsessively.

"Are you awake?" Seeing the hero opened his eyes, the handsome man smiled and handed over a glass of water, "Drink more water, it will be easier to expel the medicine. Although it is just a drug, it is not harmful to the body, it will stay in the body not good."

"Thank you." The hero took a sip from the water glass, felt that the handsome man's voice was indescribably familiar, looked him over carefully, and saw that there was still a little paint on his eyebrows that hadn't been removed.The person in front of me is the King of the Mountain!The hero was so startled that he sprayed all the water in his mouth onto his face: "It's you!"

"You can recognize me in this way, you are indeed my destined person." Shan Dawang wiped his face with his sleeve, not only was not angry, but seemed to enjoy the feeling of being sprayed on the face by the hero's saliva, "I Baby, I knew Yuelao was holding the red thread between us, and I will meet you one day."

Hearing this, the hero got goosebumps all over his body, and almost thought that asking the leader to disguise himself as a woman was just a dream he had when he was unconscious, and he was the one who really disguised himself as a woman. Just like any farmer, all the clothes are well-dressed, they are indeed men's clothes, and there should be no possibility of his face being recognized as a wrong gender.Even so, the hero was still not sure: "Can you tell that I'm a man?"

"She is still a very humorous beauty." King Shanda couldn't help laughing, "I really can't wait to pay homage to you and spend the rest of my life together."

The hero couldn't help shaking.

"But don't worry. I will never force you until you fully accept me. We can start as friends."

"You... like men?"

"Yes." The King of the Mountain did not hesitate, "Do you like women? In fact, it is more fun to be with men than with women..."

"You like men, why do you want to rob women?"

"The bandits who occupied the mountains and became kings in all dynasties all robbed women. Who would rob men? Even if I like men, I can't break the rules."

The hero found himself unable to refute.

"But this is also good. I hide all the women. The men nearby can't find a woman to marry, so they can only find a man. I think there should be many people who look at me based on my appearance and wealth." Shan Dawang said Wei Wei stroked his hair narcissistically, and found that the hero looked awkward, so he laughed at himself, "Actually, I also think it's very stupid to do this, but I can't think of any other way to be with a man openly, I can't think of it somewhere. It's God's will. I came up with such a stupid idea because it will attract you to come to me, so that you and I can meet."

"So you... that..." Da Xia pointed to the paint on his face.

"If people find out that I rob women, I'm afraid they will come to me for someone. Which man will marry me? So when I go out to rob someone, I must first put on makeup to cover up my identity."

"Then those girls...have you never touched them?"

"I can't be hard on women at all." Shan Dawang said bluntly, "I feed those women with good food and drink, and I have maids to serve them, which cost me a lot of money. They spent all their money. Originally, I could only comfort myself. If I could have all the beautiful men in the ten miles and eight towns, it would be worth the money. It wasn’t until I met you that I realized that it would be better to have the first three thousand. Take a scoop. I have sent people to send them all home, and from now on I will only love you with all my heart."

All the hairs on the hero's body stood up.

"Don't worry about suffering if you follow me. I have money. Our family has occupied the mountains for generations, and the property we have accumulated has long since no longer required the business of licking blood with knives. Looking far away from here, all the land you can see is mine Yes, it’s all money earned from doing business. I also donated a member, the mountain is high here and the emperor is far away, and the county magistrate listens to me.” The king of the mountain clapped his hands, and immediately some of the minions handed over the deed of the house for the heroes to look at. , "As long as you follow me, no matter what you want, even the moon and stars in the sky, I can get it for you."

"I want my own flesh and blood, can you get it for me too?" The hero couldn't help complaining.

"It's easy. You can choose the beautiful maids in the village. If you don't like them, you can choose the noble ladies from the brothels and Chu houses in the nearby ten miles and eight townships. I will pay for it. No matter whether you are born male or female, I will pay for it." You will regard it as your own, and the great cause of everyone will belong to your descendants in the future."

"Aren't you afraid that I won't sleep with you after sleeping with a woman?"

"Actually, the feeling of sleeping with a man is a million times better than sleeping with a woman. You will know it after you have tasted it."

The king of the mountain is so generous, the hero is too embarrassed to refuse his courtship.But heroes don't like men!And compared to being courted by a man, the hero is more worried that the Demon Sect will chase him, and even the King of the Mountain will lose his life.Now it seems that the King of the Mountain is not a bad guy, a hero cannot implicate the innocent.But how should I reject him?Said that he has already engaged?What kind of emotion can there be in a marriage that is ordered by the parents and spoken by the matchmaker?It's not like the two families refunded each other's betrothal gift and dowry, so they can never communicate with each other until they die.Say you have a childhood sweetheart?But if the king of the mountain asks who is the name of the childhood sweetheart, where does he live, and what his parents do for a living... the hero will definitely not be able to tell a lie.The hero was worrying when he heard the sound of ping-pong-pong outside, and then the door was kicked open.The leader had already changed back into men's clothes, and was standing outside the door with a dark face, holding a minion with a blue nose and swollen eyes from the beating in his hand.

The hero took his heart into consideration, jumped out of bed and threw himself into the arms of the leader: "You have finally come to save me." Then he winked at him, signaling him to cooperate.

"You are..." The King of the Mountain didn't understand.

"I already have a sweetheart, and it's him." The hero rested his head on the leader's chest, "Don't worry, he didn't do anything to me, I still belong to you alone."

"Just him?" King Shan looked the leader up and down with disgust on his face, "It's fine if it's a woman, but you actually want him? Don't want me? I don't believe it!"

"We all live in one room and one bed at Yuelai Inn, and I'm already one of his people."

The king of the mountain said, "Do you dare to lie a little bigger?".

The hero thought for a while, and in order to get rid of the king of the mountain, he went all out, gritted his teeth and made up his mind, put his arms around the leader's neck, and kissed his mouth.

"Why do you want him?" The King of the Mountain broke down. "I want power, money, and good looks. How can I compare to him?"

The hero thought about it for a long time: "Your baby must not be as big as him." The "little brother" is just a servant of the Devil's Cult. He doesn't care about power and property, and he doesn't even look good.Apart from this, the hero really can't think of anything else that the leader can compare with the king of the mountain.

Now even the leader couldn't calm down: "You don't really want me to compare with him, do you?"

Get me out of here.The hero lip-synced to the leader, his eyes were more pitiful than a puppy.

"I don't believe it!" The King of the Mountain did not give up.Since the hero is also as good as Long Yang, he will never let such a beauty go. "That kid, let's compete if we have the ability."

"If I lose, you can stay obediently." The leader lifted the hero out of his arms.

You must win.The hero prayed silently in his heart.The two have been together day and night for so long, and the hero knows that the "little brother" of the "little brother" is still quite competitive.Whether he can keep his reputation this time depends entirely on the "little brother".

The leader and the king of the mountain walked behind the screen, the king of the mountain was about to untie his pants, the leader suddenly grabbed him by the neck.

"Although I don't like to use my status to oppress people." The leader sneered in his ear, "Are you going to compare power and money with me, the leader of the Demon Cult?"

"You are the leader of the Demon Cult? Who are you lying to?" Shan Dawang looked the leader up and down with disdain, "The leaders of the Demon Cult are always either beautiful or ugly, how could they grow up like you?"

Is it the leader's fault to grow up like this?He doesn't look so much like the leader of the Demon Cult, but I really feel sorry for the people who read and write.The leader thought about it, didn't bother to explain any more, and slapped the back of Shan Dawang's head with his palm.

The hero waited outside in fear for a long time, and saw the leader carry out the unconscious King of the Mountain: "Did you win or lose?"

"Compare yourself with him." The leader casually threw the mountain king on the hero, "Anyway, the kidnapped girls have been safely sent home, hand him over, and our mission will be completed."

"You didn't compare with him at all?" The hero hurriedly caught the King of the Mountain, "Isn't this... not very gentleman?"

"If you want a gentleman, compare yourself with him. If you are younger than him, stay obediently."

The hero hurriedly threw the mountain king back to the leader: "Let's go back and pay errands to the folks, and then leave here as soon as possible and continue on our way. After all, there are still demon followers chasing after us. If we stay a little longer, innocent people may suffer."

People are saved by the leader, and the king of the mountain is captured by the leader. The only thing the hero does from the beginning to the end is to be taken away by the king of the mountain.Now that the kidnapped woman can go home safely and reunite with her family, it is entirely due to the leader, the hero is not even qualified to be honored.When he returned to the village, the hero consciously asked the leader to take the king of the mountain to receive the meritorious service, and he waited for him outside the village, but after waiting for a long time, the leader did not come out, only hearing the commotion in the village.

The hero took a peek at the earthen wall at the entrance of the village, and saw that every household in the village had fallen out.Young couples are arguing for divorce, and the daughter-in-law is crying and asking her parents why they should meddle in their own business, and more women gather together.

Seeing that no one noticed him, the hero quietly touched the leader: "What happened?"

"I kind of understand why he likes men." The leader wiped the rotten eggs on his face and brushed off the rotten leaves on his clothes. By the way, he rejoiced that although the peasant women in the village were stronger than the boudoir daughters, they couldn't Compared with real martial arts practitioners, punching the body is not very painful.

"My lord..." A woman in the middle of the crowd let out a long howl, "Member, wake up. If you are beaten to death by this villain, I won't live!"

Father?Could it be that the person in the middle of the crowd is... The hero cast a questioning look at the leader.

The leader nodded.That's right, it's the King of the Mountain he brought back, the handsome, suave, handsome, rich, wealthy Yuanwailang whom everyone wants to marry local women ranging from 50 to [-] years old.Seeing the leader returning with the unconscious King of the Mountain on his back, these women immediately exploded, treating the leader as if they were digging their ancestral graves and tearing down their ancestral halls.Even though the leader's martial arts are profound and he dodges and evades, he didn't make a fuss, and he became the embarrassing appearance that the hero sees now, his face covered with eggs and his body covered with vegetables.

"I'm going to marry Yuanwai, I want to be, I'm going to be, I'm going to..." A girl who looks like she's just turned ten years old sits on the ground and yells at her parents, "At home, I only have coarse cloth to wear, and I have to weave it myself I do it myself. I wear muslin at Yuanwai’s house, and I don’t have to wash it myself. At home, I can only eat meat once every year and festival, and I can eat meat every day at Yuanwai’s house. There is also a servant girl who serves me; I have to give my younger brother all the good things at home, and all the good things in Yuanwai's house are my own;...not to mention being a concubine for Yuanwai, I am happy to be his housemaid."

"Why do Yuanwai look down on me?!" On the other side, the young woman was yelling at her husband, "The Yuanwai took me back to serve him, but he hasn't come to me until now because he hasn't come here yet. Find enough women to serve him. You are so brave, so many people come together, you may not be able to serve him, unlike you, a waste, you go in and mess around a few times, and you will only snore next to you."

There were also many women crying and shouting on the King of the Mountain, while taking the opportunity to attack him.

The hero swallowed in fright: "If I were him, instead of dealing with these women, I would rather like men."

The woman closest to them heard what the hero said and turned around.

The leader tore away the soybeans that were sun-dried by an unknown house with lightning speed, and covered the hero's face with the dustpan used to dry the beans.

The woman was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

"My brother had smallpox when he was a child, his face was full of pockmarks, and he was so ugly that he was afraid of scaring the girl." The leader didn't even make a draft when he lied.

The woman was frightened by him, and forgot what she was going to say, so she could only falter casually: "This kind of ugly and interesting monster is rare." Then she went back and robbed "her" with other women. outside the staff.

"Thank you for your kindness." Even though soybeans were splashed all over his face and a bean leaf hung in his hair, the hero is still grateful to the leader.In terms of appearance, the hero looks better than the king of the mountain, if these women see his appearance, it will not be the king of the mountain, but him who will be surrounded in the middle and eat all the tofu.

Just as the leader was about to say something, the woman turned around and said, "This little brother has a pretty good voice too."

The leader's hairs stood on end, and he didn't care about explaining. He grabbed the hero and ran away without turning his head. He didn't dare to slow down until he ran far away from the village and was sure no one was chasing him: "It's okay, False alarm."

The hero was so confused that he finally had the opportunity to ask a question he wanted to ask from the beginning: "Aren't we both good at lightness kungfu? If we just run, most people can't catch up."

"Indeed." The leader didn't understand why he said this.

"Then why are we running on donkeys?"

The leader just noticed that the mount he grabbed casually in a hurry was the little donkey that the villagers had lent him to pretend to be his daughter-in-law. No wonder it ran so slowly: "Do you think the donkey knows the way?"

"do not know."

"A donkey is not worth much."

"How can you say that?" The hero said righteously, "Although it is just a little donkey, it is still a lot of property for poor people."

"Then you send it back?"

"You brought it out, and if you want to give it away, you will give it away." The hero glanced at the village that was still flying around, "Besides, if I turn back, you have to come and save me."

"I really don't have the confidence to save you." The leader used to think that most women are quite cute, only Zuo Hufa is particularly scary. Now it seems that other women are not scary, but they are not very like Zuo Hufa The same frankness, it's just easy to expose the terrible side in front of him.

The donkey had to be returned, but neither of them had the courage to go back to the village. Finally, they drove around until the sun went down, and only then did they meet a shepherd boy who was driving the cattle home and was able to bring the donkey back.The king of the mountain had already woken up, so his wailing was added to the woman's chaotic shouts.The setting sun outlines the silhouette of the flagpole in front of the Earth Temple. I only saw a figure climbing to the top of the flagpole in twos and threes, but Bala refused to come down from it.

"My beauty..." The King of the Mountain's clothes have long been stripped into a mess, and there are a group of hungry women holding on to the flagpole below. He is so scared that he dare not let go, and can only watch the hero and the leader helplessly. His back gradually drifted away.

"You still have a piece of grass on your head." The leader motioned the hero to lower his head, and picked the grass out of his hair.

"You didn't even wipe off your face." The hero wiped the leader's face with his sleeve, and the more he thought about it, the more he found it funny, "The king of the mountain is really blind, what's the point of taking me back? It's interesting to take you back, and you We are so happy every day we are together.”

"You don't really have the habit of Longyang? You want to be with a man." The leader and the hero distanced themselves.

"Actually, the feeling of kissing you just now was quite good. Let's do it again." The hero clung to the leader relentlessly, pretending to kiss him, "Aren't you hiding? I really kissed him."

"Is it not enough for me to be kissed by you?" The leader slapped the hero's face away.

"Huh? When?" Daxia couldn't remember at all.

How many times?When you're drunk, unconscious, or asleep...you can't hide from it.So much so that when the hero consciously came to kiss him, the leader forgot to hide.

"Since you have already kissed me, I will be responsible to you." The hero put his arm around the leader's shoulder and hooked his chin, "Are you following me?"

"Do you really plan to spend the rest of your life with me? Are you not afraid that I am really the leader of the Demon Cult?"

The hero laughed and fell on the leader.

"I'm serious with you."

"Okay, let's be serious." The hero straightened up, pretending to be serious, "If you are the leader of the Demon Cult, I will follow you back to the Demon Cult and give you a stronghold."

"I'm not interested in men." The leader pushed the hero away.

"I don't care! I've hugged and kissed, you have to be responsible for me!"

"You are sick!" The leader hurried away.

"You have medicine!" The hero chased after him.

"My beauty..." The King of the Mountain watched the two people drifting away from each other and finally disappeared on the horizon. He sucked his nose, and hugged the flagpole to cry without tears. Bullying……"