On Hundred Ways to Knock Out the Male Lead

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He Tang rubbed his forehead and sat up, the thin quilt slipped off, leaving only the white underwear loosely worn on his body.

The light wheat-colored skin is looming, and it looks uniquely attractive for strength and health.

"Brother Zhaoqiu, are you awake? How do you feel?" A young and handsome boy walked in from the door of the wooden house, walking towards him with a copper basin and a white towel in his hand.

He Tang looked at the boy in front of him, and couldn't help calling out his name: "Junior Brother Zhaohan, you won't fall in love with me~ Take care of me conscientiously, the position I promised you as the eldest house is enough to love you ?” After saying this, He Tang froze for a moment, then closed his mouth depressed.

If it’s too late to smoke, hhh.

Zhao Han seemed to have known his senior brother's appearance for a long time, he looked at him helplessly and put down the basin towel and said, "Senior brother, you still have the strength to convulse after suffering such a serious injury. How about asking the Great Elder for another Forbidden Words Pill to cure your illness?"

"You don't love me anymore, Zhaohan, senior brother Bai has been kind to you for 35 years, you have let me down so much." He Tang held his chest and pretended to cry, and slapped him a dozen times in the heart.

Bastard, let him be an intermittent lunatic, too cheap!

Zhaohan stared at the sky and was speechless.

After a while Zhaohan said: "Brother Zhaoqiu, Master said to go to Yunlang Palace when you wake up."

He Tang propped his head against the small table beside the bed with one hand and said, "I'll go to his palace as soon as I wake up. Don't you know that the injured should rest in peace? I'll go after I have enough rest."

Zhaohan shrugged and had to leave.

He Tang closed his eyes.

There is only the memory of this body in his mind. He Tang only got a little bit of information just now, and now he has to absorb it carefully.

The subjugated prince of the world of cultivating immortals, Chu Yiqin, by chance, went to the three mountains to worship Elder Tuanfeng of Tianhaizong as his teacher, named Zhaoqiu.

Personality... If we say who is the most famous person in Tianhaizong, it must be Zhaoqiu.

This person is known as the cheapest and invincible, the emperor of the convulsion world, and almost no one can rule him except his master.

After so many years, everyone expects this bitch to self-destruct quickly, but every time he breaks through, he always succeeds, so far Tian Haizong's Zhaoqiu has become.A great feature.

There is a saying: There are three mountains in the sky, and the three mountains are hard to find.If you are looking for something easy to find, Zhaoqiu is often insane.

[Realm: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Body, Alchemy Formation, Nascent Soul, Distraction, Overcoming Calamity, Eternal Ascension (none for now)] Chu Zhaoqiu has reached the sixth of the twelve golden body turns at a young age , is invincible among peers, and it is enough to fight against No.12 turning golden body with all his strength.

This is also one of the reasons why others silently made him a villain.

He Tang waited for a long time but did not get contacted by Optical Brain, not even a mission.

With the bodhi beads still wrapped around his hands, He Tang seemed to be able to feel the previous world.The flames scorched.heat.

Shaking his head and pressing the last world back to the bottom of his heart, He Tang circulated his spiritual energy and found that although the appearance looked good, the sea of ​​energy was already messy and it would take a long time to sort it out bit by bit. They can't use their spiritual power flexibly, and their strength is obviously still the sixth-turn golden body, but now they can't even beat a foundation-establishing disciple.

Wearing the white clothes of the three generations of Tianhaizong disciples for pretense, the corners are embroidered with the unique symbols of Tianhaizong.

He Tang tied his hair with a brocade ribbon and rushed to Yunlang Hall. The gatekeeper boy respectfully led him into the hall. Patriarch Tuan Feng, who looked like a middle-aged man, saw He Tang and snorted.

"Disciple Zhaoqiu pays homage to Master."

"Bye bye, now I know to see your master? Why didn't you know to find your master when you were beaten up by the tooth beast? You treat me as an ancestor and I'm just a display, right?! Why don't you let the man who made the rain give you a ball? Choking to death! Save me worrying about this for you!" Elder Tuanfeng reprimanded like a cannonball, and there was no lack of concern in his words, and He Tang's heart warmed slightly.

"Master, I was wrong. Next time I go to kill the toothed beast, I will call you. We slaughtered the toothed beast together and roasted it—by the way, Brother Zhaodi's craftsmanship is very good. Last time, I chopped up a ghost python and roasted it." Yes, that taste...

..." He Tang looked at Elder Tuanfeng expectantly, his face full of anticipation.

"Ghost python? Could it be the treasure of that old fellow Tuandi?!" Elder Tuanfeng stared at He Tang, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Well, you bastard! You didn't tell me about killing the ghost python! I'm going to chop a few knives! It's all cheap, you two bastards!! You bastards!"

The boy by the door: I don't admit that this unreliable ancestor is my boss!I didn't hear anything!

After coaxing Elder Tuanfeng, He Tangcai and Zhaohan returned to the wooden house. Elder Tuanfeng asked He Tang to go to him every day to sort out the Qi Sea for an hour, and he was not allowed to take a step out of Yunlang Mountain.

"Senior Brother Zhaoqiu, why do you think you were so seriously injured? When Senior Brother Zhaodi carried you back, you were covered in blood. You looked miserable." Zhaohan couldn't help but asked with doubts in his heart. .

He Tang paused, and said: "Brother, if you want to try the power of the tooth beast, I can take you to try it yourself? How about it? Brother, I really love you."

"No, no, no!" Zhaohan shook his head again and again, he had only built seven layers of foundation, and there were two more layers to break through to the golden body stage, even the senior brother who was strong enough to fight the ten-turn golden body couldn't beat the tooth beast, if he went, he would die What?

He Tang took out a low-level magical fan from his mustard bag, and shook it pretendingly, with a second-of-a-kind aura of "I'm the most romantic, I'm the most slutty, look at me, look at me!"

Not caring about Zhaohan's crazy eyes, He Tang strolled up to the main peak, and the disciples who came and went saw He Tang greeted him attentively, then turned their heads and said: Oh my god, why did this lunatic appear again.

"Junior brother, why don't you go back and have a good rest?" Qingyue's voice came from beside his ears, and when He Tang turned his head, he saw a young man wearing the clothes of the third generation disciple of Tianhai Sect walking towards him. He Tang raised his hand to straighten He Tang's sideburns, and said a little reproachfully.

"Brother Zhaodi? Why did you come back so soon?" He Tang saw Zhaodi and greeted him with a smile, "Didn't senior brother go down the mountain to Xianyang Temple? I heard from the master that you can't come back in a year or so, senior brother Could it be that he was afraid of being guarded by those monks, that he couldn't eat the meat fasting and couldn't see Junior Sister Lingmiao, so he ran back secretly?" The wretched smile on He Tang's face showed a bit of teasing, and Zhaodi reluctantly used two He patted He Tang's forehead with his fingers, and said: "I really admire your mouth. I haven't seen you for a few months and you are still so poor. Let's see if that girl dares to marry you in the future."

"I'm all-in-one. Love matters are no longer in my calculations, so you don't have to worry about it, brother."

Zhaodi shook his head and led He Tang to the Heaven and Earth Hall on the main peak, where the suzerain of Tianhaizong was talking to Elder Tuanyu.

"Zhaodi, you're back, how are things going?" Seeing Zhaodi, the suzerain put a smile on his serious face, and his face twitched unconsciously when he saw He Tang.

Elder Tuanyu saw the two of them, coughed a few times and said: "Brother, I still have some problems with the medicine stove over there, so I'll go back now."

Let's go.

"Elder Tuanyu, where are you going? We have business to do. Besides, you just happen to be here, Elder Tuanyu. How is the Taoist nun I introduced to you last time? They don't have any ideas about you..."

"Okay, Zhaoqiu, no nonsense is allowed in the Palace of Heaven and Earth." The suzerain couldn't stand it any longer, and reprimanded softly.