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He Tang crossed his arms and said with a smile: "But suzerain, it's not like you don't know how long Elder Tuanyu has been single, and it's not like he's incompetent, why doesn't he even have a Taoist companion? It's so embarrassing to see."

The suzerain glared at He Tang, and heard Zhaodi say: "Sovereign, this time I went to Xianyang Temple, but I didn't get the golden body relic, please punish the suzerain."

"It's nothing, Zhaodi has worked hard. After all, there are many Buddhist monks in Xianyang Temple, and the golden body relic is the magic weapon of Xianyang Temple. This behavior is expected." The suzerain waved his hand and said: "The matter in the northern border how?"

"The disciple went to the vicinity of the northern border and found nothing, but the disciple thinks that it would be inappropriate to send sect disciples to the northern border."

"What's wrong?"

"The trial in the northern border is hard to predict. This disciple believes that the abilities of the disciples under his sect are not enough to survive in the northern border."

The suzerain pondered for a moment, then nodded.

"This matter will be discussed later. The sect found Xueyan Ruyizhi for Zhaoqiu a few days ago, and let Elder Tuanyu refine it for you today, and then go to the Yaoxuan to get it."

"Thank you suzerain, I am grateful on behalf of my junior brother." After Zhaodi finished speaking, seeing the suzerain showing signs of fatigue, he bowed to the suzerain and Elder Tuanyu and led He Tang out of the hall.

As soon as he left the main hall, Zhaodi said: "Brother, go back and get ready, brother will take you down the mountain after a while."

"Going down the mountain? Okay! I've been bored on this mountain for several years, brother, don't count your words, otherwise you won't be able to get married in this life."

"Marry? Do you think I'm a woman?" Zhaodi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, his face had already suffered a lot of criticism, it was not a face with sharp edges and corners, it had its own gentleness like jade, a gentleman, but there were still many people There was a lot of discussion because of his identity.

He Tang chuckled, Zhaodi patted his forehead, and said, "Okay, do you still want to go down the mountain with senior brother?"

"Brother, don't blame me, I know I'm wrong~" He Tang made a salute, Zhaodi could only sigh with a smile.

Since then, He Tang's life in the New World has settled down. He goes to the Yunlang Palace every day to sort out the sea of ​​​​qi. After that, he either molested Zhaohan, hooked up with Zhaodi, or made trouble for other disciples. His daily life It is also very leisurely.

Just the day before the day of going down the mountain, He Tang finally received the news from the optical brain.

"...Bastard! I and you are at odds! Get out of here! Don't meddle in the world I live in anymore!...Shut up! If you have the ability to return the losses of the previous world to me, return it back! ...You soul—what? You have opened the restriction!!!”

As soon as he contacted Bodhizi He Tang, his mind was filled with a crisp young voice, but intermittently, he could still hear that this young man was very angry—and it seemed to have something to do with the light brain?

The voice in his head was silent for a long while, and He Tang heard the boy speak again: "He Tang, did you hear what I just said?"

"Yes, I heard." He Tang responded silently.

Then I heard the boy's miserable wailing.

"He Tang, although I have a light brain, it's true, but I didn't deliberately hide from you that I can talk. I just made an agreement with that guy..."

"So you can talk, but I didn't know?" He Tang slightly raised the corners of his lips.

"—Didn't you say you heard everything?" The boy seemed to be furious, and his voice was full of accusations.

"Yes, I heard it, but I didn't say all these two words." He Tang said, the cold tone forced Guangnao to stop and continue to explode, coughed a few times but didn't speak.

"Who were you talking to just now? And some things are not accidental." He Tang said slowly, gently playing with the bodhi in his hand, with a casual tone.

Guangnao was silent for a while and said: "Of course it's not a coincidence. This is a bet and the biggest game. But you are not qualified to know this. When it's time for you to know, I will tell you everything. But now, You just have to do your job well."

He Tang sneered.

"Then tell me what I know now."

"You are still punishing the world."

"What? Still punishing the world? Why?" He Tang didn't expect that he was still in the punishing world. He originally thought that he would wait for the appearance of the optical brain to learn all the news of this world. This time it seems that even the optical brain can't help he.

Guangnao said: "This time is the world of cultivating immortals. You are the number one younger brother and cannon fodder of the villain Han Zhaodi. The task this time is to get Han Zhaodi and kill the heroine."

He Tang was already very calm about the affair. The task of picking up Han Zhaodi was quite unexpected, and it was not difficult to kill the heroine, but... "Who is the heroine?"

"No comment, you need to decide for yourself. People who kill more people will not be punished, but the direction of the world will change with who you kill. When you kill the heroine, the world will change Crash in ten seconds, so take your time and get out before the world crumbles."

"So difficult?" He Tang frowned, and said, "Then what's the use of soaking in Han Zhaodi? If I accidentally kill the heroine before Han Zhaodi gets soaked by me, wouldn't the mission still be considered a failure?"

"This is your own question, don't ask me."

After Guangnao finished speaking, no matter how much He Tang asked again, He Tang stopped answering aloud. He Tang twisted Bodhi severely, and glanced at his lips speechlessly.

This time is really a trap every step of the way, Guangnao suddenly became so indifferent, is it because of the bet he said?Or is it because of the "person" He Tang was fighting with?

He Tang didn't know whether he should continue to trust the optical brain, but now when he suddenly recalled his past, there was only a vague outline left.

Even, is he really the person chosen by the light brain from other worlds?

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At noon the next day, He Tang was picked up from under the quilt by Zhaodi, Zhaodi held back a smile and coughed a few times with a bewildered expression, and then said: "Junior brother, are you ready? We are going to Went down the mountain."

"Ang?" He Tang smacked his lips and looked at Zhaodi, waking up.

"Brother, why are you here so early? Why don't we sleep together for a while? I'm so sleepy..." He Tang lay half on Zhaodi, rubbed his head and said, "Brother, are we going down the mountain now? It's too early Come on, I'm not in such a hurry to see a beautiful woman taking a bath."

"Don't talk nonsense. Get up, junior brother." Zhaodi's gentle face really didn't let people see that he would be a troublesome girl in the future. He Tang cut off his eyes and made a trick to straighten up his appearance. After tidying up a bit Said: "Let's go, brother,"

After such a long time, He Tang's sea of ​​energy has been sorted out eight-tenths, and his strength has returned to the fourth turn of the golden body. Zhao Di worried that he was not in good health, so he let He Tang go on his imperial sword, and He Tang was not hypocritical. Sit directly on the Edgeworth and watch the clouds rise and fall.

"Junior Brother, it's so dangerous, please help me stand up." Zhao Di said.

"I'm fine, senior brother, senior brother, you love me so much, you make me so shy~" He Tang squinted his eyes and teased without any scruples, Zhaodi Yujian's posture did not change at all, so he heard him say: "If you, senior brother, I really hope that senior brother loves you, so you can help senior brother to stand up."

"Okay brother, then don't love others casually, I will be jealous." He Tang lazily pulled Zhaodi's clothes and stood up, then hung on Zhaodi like a koala, breathing lightly Just beside Zhaodi's ear.

Zhao Di's shoulders stiffened, then he relaxed again, and said with a smile, "Okay."