Little White and Big Fat Cat

"Mr. Hui, let me tell you that you can lie, and being happy is being happy."

"I told you I'm not happy."

"Mr. Gray, your happy eyes are narrowed."

"Nonsense," Big Huihui almost became angry with embarrassment. It stretched out its furry paws and signaled Xiao Baibai to scratch it if he talked nonsense again.

It's a pity that Xiaobai is so cute during the day, he didn't understand Da Huihui's hints, he thought that Da Huihui was going to play a game with it again, so he lay on the ground very anxiously, showing his round belly, but after waiting for a long time, Da Huihui still It didn't come down, and then it opened its voice and shouted: "Mr. Gray, why don't you come down?"

"What are you doing down there?"

"Come down and play with me."

Xiao Baibai spoke too righteously, what Da Huihui said suddenly felt a deep sense of guilt, he looked out the window, then looked at Xiao Baibai, hesitated for a long time, finally jumped down and touched Xiao Baibai's stomach symbolically.

Little Baibai felt refreshed after being touched, its eyes were blurred, it showed a bewildered smile, and it let out a whimper from its throat, but Da Huihui retracted its paw after symbolically touching his belly, and Xiao Baibai stopped laughing.

"Mr. Gray, don't you touch it?"

"Don't touch it anymore," Da Huihui showed his round back, and he flicked his fluffy gray tail, "Let me play by myself."

"Why?" Xiao Baibai rolled on the ground and looked at Da Huihui with her big innocent eyes. However, Da Huihui didn't have eyes behind her. Once again, she walked gracefully, with her noble head held high, dragging With a fat body, he jumped up and onto the window sill.

"Mr. Gray..."

"Ok?"

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at my goddess."

Xiao Baibai lay on the stool, wagging her fluffy tail and asked, "What is a goddess?"

Da Huihui changed its posture again, completely exposing its round buttocks. It flicked its tail up and down and said perfunctorily, "You will know when you grow up."

"But you didn't tell me that I would know?"

"Then your mother taught you how to eat?"

"No."

"Did your mother teach you to drink water?"

"No."

"Then how do you eat and drink?"

"..."

Xiao Baibai was beating vigorously, and there were countless sounds in his mouth, "Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray..."

Da Huihui was unwilling to talk to him at first, but then he became really upset, and his cat face showed an angry light, "What are you doing!?"

"I want to see your goddess too."

"Look at the fart, the kid should go to take a nap now." After saying that, it turned its head again.

"I've been looking at your ass just now," Xiao Baibai lowered his head shyly after speaking, "and I want to take a nap with Mr. Hui."

"Who wants to take a nap with you, and if you hurt me again, I will..." Da Huihui stopped halfway, it always felt that it would be wrong to hurt it, and because Xiao Baibai is a stupid dog Its thoughts are unshakable in its mind, and if it talks too much and asks questions, it might throw the stupid dog down from the fourth floor, and it might turn into a dead dog...

All in all, Da Huihui couldn't continue talking halfway through, but Xiao Baibai under the window sill was still in the cycle of "Mr. Hui, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray", which made Da Huihui almost go berserk.

"If you bother me again, I'll throw you out of here."

"Oh." Da Huihui's expression is so ferocious that Xiao Baibai feels very wronged. It obviously just wants Da Huihui to accompany it. , The snow-white eyelashes occasionally tremble with the eyes.

"Stop yelling..." Da Huihui really wanted to continue scolding Xiao Baibai, but when he met his resentful woman's eyes, he immediately stopped, "What do you want?"

"I want Mr. Gray to watch Goddess together."

Da Huihui rejected it without even thinking about it, "No."

"why not?"

"Because you're going to take a nap now."

"Then I want to be with Mr. Gray."

"Or not."

"why not?"

Da Huihui spoke very confidently, "Because I want to see the goddess."

For a while, Xiao Baibai forgot to be cute. Looking at the big gray and round cat's face and fat body, he suddenly felt at a loss.

In the end, the measure Xiaobaibai took was to yell in a voice that could be heard in the whole building: "Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray, Mr. Gray... I want to watch the Goddess with you." I want to watch the goddess with you I want to watch the goddess with you I want to watch the goddess with you I want to watch the goddess with you I want to watch the goddess with you I want to watch the goddess with you I want to watch the goddess with you... ..."

"No..." Before the words could be uttered, Xiao Baibai's request was overwhelmed.

"Meow..." Da Huihui finally couldn't take it anymore, "Stop barking."

"Then I want to watch the goddess with you."

Da Huihui wanted to shake his head, but looking at Xiao Baibai's posture, he wanted to do it again, and finally he had no choice but to compromise and agree.

Xiao Baibai stepped on a stool (with a lot of effort) and lay down in front of the window sill, looking at the fifth floor of the opposite building, there was a white cat taking a nap, "Mr. Hui, that white cat is Your goddess?"

"What is that white cat called? It's called Xiuxiu."

Da Huihui showed a shy cat smile, and it looked at the white cat intently, "It looks pretty, right?"

Xiuxiu is the most elegant and beautiful female cat in the community. Her whole body is snow-white without any impurities. One eye is deep blue and the other is pure yellow. Every movement she makes is extremely dignified , as an elegant female cat, the hormones she emits during the estrous season can make the male cats in the community go crazy, but as a goddess, how can she have sex with other cats casually, so she only sees There is a robust black cat in the building of Dahuihui. It is recognized as the most handsome male cat by all the animals in the community. The black, white, black and white kittens have given birth to two litters. The black cat still lives on the upper floor of Da Huihui, the fourth floor of Da Huihui, and the fifth floor of Heimao. However, Da Huihui regards the black cat as a rival in love, but the handsome black cat has no hostility from Da Huihui at all.

All in all, although Da Huihui is domineering at home, but in front of Xiuxiu, Da Huihui is the weakest of cats. He has lived in the community for so long, not to mention mating, even getting close to each other will make him look embarrassed.

Xiao Baibai looked at it for a long time, "Mr. Hui, what's so interesting about Xiuxiu?"

Holding the idea that "even the master who insults the goddess will scratch his face with flowers", Da Huihui stretched out his fat paws and touched Xiao Baibai's head, "What do you know, she is better than you no matter what. nice."

However, Xiao Baibai looked at himself and then at the white cat, "Hey, but I think I am as good-looking as her."

Da Huihui showed an extremely contemptuous look, "How do you look good?"

"I'm as white as she is."

What Xiao Baibai said was justified, and Da Huihui also sent Xiao Baibai two words very naturally - "roll rough".

"But I still think I look better than her, Mr. Gray, why don't you look at me... just look at me..."

Da Huihui turned his head, looked at Xiao Baibai carefully for a while, and came to a conclusion: "You are so ugly"!

The "ugly" Xiao Baibai was so sad that he wanted to throw himself into Da Huihui's arms, and then Da Huihui said, "If you dare to touch me, I will throw you down the stairs."

Xiao Baibai looks at Da Huihui with big, watery eyes, but it doesn't work to be cute, so he can only lick his upper lip, blinking, which Da Huihui described as "mung bean bastard" with small black eyes.

Da Huihui looked at the white cat for a while with intoxicated and appreciative eyes, and couldn't help sighing, "Ah, Xiuxiu is still so beautiful today."

However, living next door to Xiuxiu is a little Chow Chow. The owner of the little Chow Chow is an old couple in their 50s. The uncle takes the Chow for a walk every morning, and the aunt takes the Chow every night. The Chow Chow goes for a walk, once in the morning and evening. The name of the Chow Chow is given by the aunt, because the son is called Xiaosong, and the common Chow is also called Xiaosong. I don’t know why, but Xiaosong hates Da Hui Hui very much. Da Huihui will call Da Huihui "big fat cat" and "fat cat"...

When Xiaosong saw Da Huihui lying on the window sill, he immediately raised his voice and yelled, "You wretched big fat cat, what are you looking at?"

The sudden voice startled Xiuxiu, she glanced at Xiaosong, and walked away without saying a word.

"Oh, those mung bean eyes scare away my goddess, what the hell, my goddess only basks in the sun occasionally, it's all this bastard..."

But the cat's voice is incomparable to that of a dog's, and Da Huihui can't yell at Xiao Song, so he patted Xiao Baibai, "Go and scold him."

"Hey, I never swear."

"Are you scolding or not?"

"Mr. Gray, please don't embarrass me. This time it will be difficult for me to be a dog happily."

"If you scold me, I will take a nap with you."

"You still have to play with me."

Da Huihui didn't have time to think, "Okay, deal."

Da Huihui didn't have time to think, "Okay, deal.

In the meantime, Xiao Baibai lay down in front of the window sill, took a deep breath, and shouted at Xiao Song: "Mr. Song, you are a fat dog."

Xiao Song, who was called Fat Dog, expressed his dissatisfaction, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...". "

But Xiao Baibai couldn't hear clearly, he turned his head to look at Da Huihui and asked, "What did Mr. Song say?"

"You don't care what he says, don't stop, keep going."

"Okay, Mr. Gray."

Then the two dogs went "Aooooooooooow..."

The cry resounded throughout the community, startling a flock of birds on the roof, and all the animals in the community were listening to the boring scolding of this pair of critters.

3 minutes later:

Little Baibai rubbed Big Huihui's chin in aggrieved way, "Mr. Hui, Mr. Song is so swearing, I can't do it..."

"What did the master say last night?"

Xiao Baibai lowered his head and pondered for a while, "I will eat jerky tonight."

"Don't just think about eating."

"Baby, Daddy loves you..."

Da Huihui was in a state of rampage, and slapped Xiao Baibai very unceremoniously, "That was for me, it was a rebound, idiot."

"Mr. Gray, what does rebound mean?"

"I'll tell you later, hurry up and rebound."

"Okay, Mr. Hui." Xiao Baibai leaned on Da Huihui and wanted to be cute, but Da Huihui didn't give Xiao Baibai this chance at all.

"Smelly shameless little boy..."

"Bounce back."

"..."

Xiao Song took a deep breath, and then scolded even more fiercely, "Fuck me, I still want @#￥......"

"Bounce back."

"Against you￥#@￥%..."

"Continue to bounce back."

"%￥#@..."

"Anyway, it's a rebound."

"..."

In the end, Xiao Song was probably out of breath, "I also rebounded."

"I still bounce back."

"Bounce back."

"..."