Little White and Big Fat Cat

In the end, I don't know who won. I only know that countless "bounce" resounded through the community. Since then, the word "bounce" has been heard like thunder. When mentioning "bounce", everyone will think of that day when the sun was shining, white clouds were floating, the breeze was floating, and two stupid dogs. A war was waged over a big fat cat.

In short, the stupid names of Xiaobaibai and Xiaosong have spread throughout the community. A green parrot who lives in No. 502 Building [-] has witnessed the quarrel so well that he will say such a word every time he sees Xiaosong and Xiaobaibai — Bounce.

This is really an epic black history. Whenever this time, Xiao Song would like to plunge into the fountain in the community to wash away his memory.

Xiaosong barked a little fiercely, which seriously affected the uncle's sleep quality, so that in the end, Xiaosong was given a good meal by the furious aunt holding slippers, so this "big fat cat's rebound battle" can barely be regarded as Xiao Baibai won, and Da Huihui was very happy when he won. He flicked his furry tail, raised his noble head, and went to eat with his chubby buttocks.

However, when it saw that there was only a little bit of food left on the plate, Dahuihui's heart almost collapsed. My meat, my dried fish, I went to Nima, and there was only such a dregs left Who is it for?

The angry Dahuihui took devil's steps, rubbed against Xiaobaibai, gave him a paw with an unhappy face, and warned him that if he didn't spit out his little dried fish, he would treat Xiaobaibai. You're welcome in vain.

But in the end, because of Xiaobai's innocent eyes and smiling angel-like appearance during the day, he sighed helplessly and comforted himself as if he had lost weight.

A year later, Xiao Baibai has grown into a very strong dog, with a body shape that is like a spike. Although Da Huihui still has the same chubby appearance, Xiao Baibai crushes Da Huihui to the ground in minutes.

Winter is over, and when spring comes, Da Huihui can go out to wander anytime and anywhere, but Xiao Baihui can't, he has to take care of the house, so when Da Huihui comes back, Xiao Baihui, who feels extremely lonely, rides Da Huihui back home. When he was at home, he overwhelmed the opponent to the ground with a domineering aura.

"Bastard, what are you doing pressing me down?"

Xiao Baibai licked Da Huihui's chin affectionately, "Mr. Hui, I miss you so much."

Da Huihui shook the other party's furry ears, "Go out more, and you won't miss me."

"Hey, then I'd better not go out."

"Even if you don't go out, come down for me."

"No," Xiao Baibai licked Da Huihui, "If I come down, Mr. Hui will definitely disappear again."

"How can I not see you?"

"Then what are you doing back here?"

Da Huihui is really angry," he scratched his paw, "This is my home, I'm coming back for dinner. "

"Oh."

"This time I can't eat my meat again."

"Okay, Mr. Gray."

"Then why don't you come down?"

Xiao Baibai lowered his head, showing a shy expression, "Mr. Hui, Mr. Hei upstairs taught me how to fuck, I want to fuck with you."

"Go away, I'm a tomcat, why are you having sex with me?"

Then Xiao Baibai looked aggrieved, "But I just want to talk to Mr. Hui, I'm so uncomfortable." As he spoke, he rubbed against Big Huihui like a small motor.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, I told you that you are very dangerous..." However, Xiao Baibai was still swaying there, Da Huihui was really anxious, and it was very uncomfortable for him to show his sharp teeth. He politely bit Xiaobaibai's ear.

If one bite is useless, take a second bite, but this can't stop Xiaobaibai from rubbing against each other.

"Hey, I said, what are you doing?" Then the master came over, and he kicked Xiao Baibai's ass, "I said, why are you throwing hooligans at Huihui..."

"Aww," Xiaobaibai drooped his head aggrievedly, he saw that his place was already glowing red, "Mr. Hui, I still want to follow you."

"Give it to your brother-in-law." Da Huihui grabbed Xiao Baibai angrily, and then ran away quickly. He had to avoid Xiao Baibai, otherwise his majesty as a cat would be lost.

Ever since Xiao Baibai said that he wanted to have sex with Da Huihui, Da Huihui avoided Xiao Baibai all the time, such as avoiding him when eating and sleeping. Lovely sleeping on a carpet, but at noon when Da Huihui finished eating, he purposely went outside to sleep where Xiao Baibai couldn't find him, so 24 hours a day, Xiao Baibai could see Da Huihui only when he was eating.

This made Xiao Baibai very distressed, he didn't understand why Da Huihui avoided him.

In a boring afternoon, when Xiao Baibai quickly finished eating the dog food on the plate, Da Huihui had already run out, and he was lying sadly on the balcony, just in time to catch up with the handsome black cat upstairs squinting bask in the sun.

"Mr. Black Yao, Mr. Gray ran out again."

"Run and run, he will come back anyway."

"But I worry about him."

Hei Yao arched his back and changed his posture, and said lazily: "There is nothing to worry about, I saw him having sex with Sidong's Huahua this morning."

"Hey," Xiao Baibai became unhappy, "Why doesn't Mr. Hui have sex with me?"

"If you were a female cat, he would pester you every day."

"Hey, how can I become a female cat?"

"Don't think about it, there are so many bitches in the community, you should go to them. For example, the poodle in 601 opposite is pretty beautiful, but it has a lot of hair. For example, in the building 703 in front of you, his Pomeranian She looks very cute, but her figure is a little petite, remember to be gentle when you want sauce and niangniang, you stupid big man, and there are five Shih Tzu dogs in Building 302..." Dahei gave all the dogs in the community to Xiao Baibai has said it over and over again, this is a bit similar to a blind date in the human world, and the black cat matchmaker is like a treasure for Xiaobaibai to pick one by one.

"Oh, by the way, and there is a husky upstairs in my house. He just moved here, but you'd better not mess with it."

"why?"

"because……"

"What are you talking about about me?"

The husky's head was lying in the crack of the balcony railing, a pair of blue eyes were round and round, looking very majestic, but they were too round to be a little happy, and they opened up and shouted at Xiao Baibai and the others.

But Black Yao was not afraid at all, instead he continued to say in front of Xiao Baibai, "Because he will lower our IQ."

"I warn you not to speak ill of others, what is lowering our IQ, believe it or not, I will come down and bite you to death right now."

"Come on, if you don't come, you're a coward."

"Come and come..."

However, there was a sudden silence upstairs, and after a while, Husky's voice came faintly, "I can't get my head out, one of you will help me."

Black Yao & Xiao Baibai: "..."

In the evening, Da Huihui returned home with graceful steps, but as soon as he entered the house, he was picked up by the long-awaited owner.

"What are you doing, are you going to surprise me?"

But Da Huihui guessed wrong, and it was a big mistake, because the master wanted to perform an inhumane act on him—take a bath.

Halfway through the walk, Da Huihui realized something was wrong, twisted his chubby body and struggled vigorously, "Help me... I abused the cat... Is there any reason... I don't want to take a bath..."

Everything happened in the same way. Hearing the meowing sound of Da Hui Hui, the owner immediately held down the paw that the other party wanted to scratch, and walked into the bathroom with a "ferocious" smile...

The idiot owner of the hairball control was merciful, and put Da Huihui into the water basin neatly. Da Huihui seemed to be frightened, and yelled a few crazy "meows", and stood at the door to peek at the little one. Hearing this in vain was frightened.

The cat is super afraid of water. Although he has a clean nature, he likes to stick out his rough tongue to lick, lick his paws, and wipe his face. The ashes were finally washed and slicked smooth by the rough master.

Da Huihui felt that his face was radiant, but he still hated taking a bath. In order to punish the servant who bathed himself without authorization, he chose the method of squatting on the refrigerator with his fleshy body when the master called him. At the commanding heights, Da Huihui, with a rotten bitter face, looked down at the other party condescendingly, telling the other party that I was very angry and the consequences would be serious (don’t even try to touch my hair).

However, the master is the master after all. He took out the small dried fish and sat on the sofa with his legs spread apart. The small dried fish was stuffed in his mouth. The master looked at Da Huihui provocatively and chewed very hard. Loud, Xiao Baibai showed a smiling dog face all day long, squatting obediently beside his master, the master rewarded him, gave him a little dried fish for Xiao Baibai, then Xiao Baibai licked his upper lip, and then licked his master's hand He signaled that he wanted more, and then gave him some dried fish...

Xiao Baibai looked at Da Huihui, "Mr. Hui, you don't want to eat small fish."

"Eat your head, eat it yourself."

"Oh, Mr. Gray."

Hearing that Da Huihui refused very much, Xiao Baibai began to eat boldly with great confidence.

And then this process keeps repeating, knowing that Xiao Baibai has eaten up the dried fish, even a little bit of soup on the bag has been licked off by the other party, seeing his beloved dried fish disappear in Xiao Baibai's mouth, proud Dahuihui's heart is broken.

"Bastard, how dare you attack my little fish, let me see if I don't kill you."

"Hey, Mr. Gray, didn't you say you don't want to eat?"

"You still dare to talk back to me, I won't beat you to death."

In between, Da Huihui leaped for life, and jumped off the refrigerator very "lightly". By the way, the fluffy gray tail knocked over the vase on the TV cabinet beside him. Although the vase was made of plastic, it contained water, which was very uncomfortable. Unexpectedly, on the smooth floor where the water was poured, there was a "meow", and Da Huihui fell on all fours.

"Mr. Gray, are you alright?"

"It's okay, your brother-in-law, it's all you, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen." Da Huihui looked at his messy and water-stained hair, and his heart ached because he was so handsome a minute ago Chic, Da Huihui thinks that apart from the cat named Hei Yao upstairs, he is the most handsome in the whole neighborhood, so the more he thinks about it, the more angry he gets.

He shook his hair, turned himself into a chicken with hair standing on end, then walked up to Xiao Baibai arrogantly and pawed, "Hmph, if I don't eat, you don't know how to save some for me."