God, get out

God, get out

Author: Molesting the King of the World

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Here comes the question, when choosing between the male god and the younger brother, should you choose the younger brother or the male god?

This is a story about a "rape" love triggered by a photo album, a fan turned into a black male god because of his younger brother, living together awkwardly and being attacked by hooligans...

Awkward Shou × Hooligan Attack

Content tags: urban love, love made in heaven, special liking, close proximity

Search keywords: Protagonist: Han Mo, Ye Bai┃Supporting roles: Gu Qing, Xu Xiaoman, Han Xia┃Others: sweet text, male god series, silly white sweet, dog blood

Introduction

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As a pure younger brother, Han Mo's greatest wish is to live happily with his lovely younger brother Han Xia, and to tease that buddy Xu Xiaoman when he is free, but——

"Wife~ Do you like me or your brother?"

"Nonsense, of course I like my brother... Bah, Ye Bai, who do you think is your wife?"

"What is it if you are not a wife when you are asleep? You told me enthusiastically, do you want to turn your face and deny anyone?"

"You...uh..." Before I could resist, someone's hands climbed up my waist.

QAQ...Who can tell me who this pervert who crawled out halfway and interrupted my love for my younger brother...

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"My wife will sleep with me tonight." He hugged the person in front of him and rubbed against his head, Ye Bai felt that this was the happiest thing.

"Get out! Get out! Who is your wife, who wants to sleep with you!" My greatest wish is to live happily with my younger brother, so why did I fall for this pervert!

"Really?" Ye Bai raised his eyebrows, but he was not angry, "The photo album in your drawer..."

I haven't finished talking--

"Don't! I'll sleep, I'll sleep, let's go to sleep!!"

QAQ...

So our Han Mo classmate's desire to live happily with his younger brother was shattered...

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"Wife, do you like me a little bit more or a little bit more? Hmm~" Ye Bai admitted that he just likes to bully his wife with the slightly rising ending sound and the heat of his breath.

"I... um... I like you to get out!" Yan Ren's voice became hoarse, but someone was going against him on purpose.

"Okay, I see, I'll get out, and then get out and come in again, um~"

"You... Fuck... Get lost..."

Interlude Baidu popular science:

UP Lord

It is the abbreviation of "upload" (upload), the master = the person; the up master means the uploader, also known as the video and audio contributor.People who are keen on moving and making videos have the authority to clear all bullet chats or protect bullet chats.

Station B: blbl is an animation and game-related barrage video sharing website in mainland China. It is also known as Bilibili and Station B. Its predecessor was a video sharing website.

A little bit of content in this area does not affect reading. At the same time, the following content is purely nonsense. Wrong places, such as the process of uploading various videos, etc., please don’t mind, some are serious, and it is recommended not to read.

Summary:

Han Mo is a younger brother, sound-controlling, face-controlling, and at the same time, he especially likes furry things... Of course, the most serious point is younger brother-controlling. He is obviously the least resistant to his own younger brother's cuteness.

And his greatest wish is to live with his younger brother Han Xia for the rest of his life, and then grow old together with the voice of the male god.

So here comes the question, when choosing between the male god and the younger brother, should you choose the younger brother or the male god?

This is a story about a "rape" love triggered by a photo album, a fan turned into a black male god because of his younger brother, living together awkwardly and being attacked by hooligans...

one awkward

Silently put on the earphones and browse the game area of ​​station B. Han Mo's mouth was smiling. After thinking for a while, he logged in to his account, and then followed his focus to enter [The profile picture is my daughter-in-law]'s personal account. space.

The avatar is my daughter-in-law, who is a well-known god-level grandma in the game area. His game videos have more than a dozen pages. Looking at his earliest video, it can be inferred that he has been on station B for at least three years. Except for the comparison of qualifications Apart from being a little older, there are three main reasons why he is called a great god, one: panting, two: panting, three panting... There is also a special skill, that is, wherever he is, there must be gays...

What does he gasp once, pant twice and pant three times mean?Of course it's not the kind of panting you imagined, after all, he is a recognized gong!In addition to the voice attack, he also officially came out to show his sexual orientation, and he is number one.

Although no one has seen him yet, there are quite a few Xiaoshou who come for him. Among his 10,000+ fans, Han Mo can say that at least [-] are gay, and [-] are looking for him gay.

His panting is actually his breathing. People who have watched the video with my wife in the head have noticed a feature, that is, when it is very quiet, his breathing sound will be very clear, which may be the reason why he is closer to Mai. , when he is not talking and there is no sound in the game, his breathing sound is very prominent, it is said that it is the panting that makes Number Zero hard...

His second pant is his voice. It stands to reason that his signature attack tone would not have such a long pant like Xiaoshou, but the profile picture is my wife is an exception, because his voice is very lazy Lazy, the voice becomes a bit hoarse when the live recording is halfway through, coupled with the lazy tone, there is always a feeling that the cigarette is sighing after smoking, it is said that it is the panting that makes No. [-] want to stop...

As for his three breaths, it is really breathless. The profile picture is my wife. Most of the recordings are small stand-alone games, which are popular with girls. What is more is a slight panting. It is said that this panting... is the panting that allows Number Zero to meet his physiological needs...

Of course, Han Mo doesn't know if this is the case, because he simply likes the voice of this grandma. He has liked it for more than a year, but he has never posted a bullet screen or left a word. He is a veritable diving party.

Although Han Mo is a younger brother, a sound controller, and a face controller, but at the same time he is still very awkward, and he will not take the initiative to say many things. Even Xu Xiaoman, who grew up wearing the same boxer underpants, only knows Han Mo has a photo album that has been cherished for a long time, and Xu Xiaoman's IQ, sometimes I really don't know what Han Mo is thinking.

After finishing the latest video with the profile picture of my wife, Han Mo backed out contentedly, ignoring the piles of male gods I want to have a child, male god I want to give you a mountain of flowers and fruits, me, me, me My ears are pregnant... Waiting for a series of unscrupulous barrages, Han Mo clicked on the comment section of this video again.

Although the profile picture is my wife and the only male god he recognizes in his heart, the word male god won't come out of his mouth, hum.

Pursing his lips, Han Mo clicked on the message area again. The live broadcast of my wife was recorded according to his mood. According to his self-analysis, when he was in a bad mood, he recorded horror games, and when he was in a good mood, he recorded some simple ones. Games.

And this video, which was only posted this morning, is a horror game. When watching it just now, Han Mo also paid attention to the barrage. It seems that school is about to start, so the male god is a little depressed.

It is said that what the male god hates is not the school, but that his family does not allow him to live outside, and he has to stay in the school dormitory for four years. Of course, these are all summed up when Han Mo brushed the male god's Weibo.

After staying in the station for three years, more or less revealed a little bit of the three-dimensional situation. It stands to reason that a god like a male god with 10,000+ fans is also gay. According to the novel, he should be defined as a bloody man with his own blood. It's right for people to pinch wherever they go, but imagination always has a negative correlation with reality.

The profile picture is my daughter-in-law's official coming out. Although there was a lot of trouble at the time, it calmed down very quickly. A few black fans disappeared within a few days, and the profile picture is my wife's profile picture. Since three years ago It was black at first.

As far as he is concerned, whenever the avatar changes, he has a partner.Han Mo never paid attention to this, because he already had a younger brother, and the god's wife had nothing to do with him. What he liked was the voice of the god, not the man.

And the avatar is the reason why my daughter-in-law can be promoted to the male god in Han Mo's heart. In addition to his voice and the characteristic of not being pinched, there is another very important thing, that is, the avatar is my wife's fan, very Be sensible, especially when dealing with black fans.

It is said that a brainless fan is worth ten blacks, but a rational fan can kill a hundred blacks in seconds!Regarding the profile picture as my wife, his fans discussed it for a long time, and then decided to collectively refer to the profile picture as my wife as "the boss." When the boss has a wife, he will become "the boss and his wife"...

As you can imagine, a black haired a sentence: What kind of profile picture is my daughter-in-law, even if the name is disgusting, people are also disgusting.

Then the replies in the bottom row are all: The boss's fan passed by a...

The boss' fans passed by two...

The boss's fans passed by three...

The boss's fans passed by four...

The boss's fans passed by with soy sauce...

The boss's fans are selling newspapers passing by...

Boss fans passing by hand in hand...

……

Facing such an army of calm fans...

black black oevr...

So over time, black fans and the like disappeared from the world where the profile picture was my wife...

For this, the other granny masters can be said to be envious.