God, get out

It's all a pinch, it's very lucky that the profile picture is my daughter-in-law!All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred!

three awkward

Swiping the latest comments in the male god's message area, Han Mo's heart itch. He has a habit of always looking through the comments after watching the video. It's all kinds of weird for a big man to be mixed in with a group of girl fans, and to give male gods something like "I want to give birth to you a monkey". Ask for hookups in the message area.

For example

Normal version: male god, are you short of a wife?think about me~

Abnormal version: male god you miss me, my measurements are xxxxx, contact xxxxxxxxxxx if you want

Special version: male god, I have already prepared the dowry, and I am just waiting for you to come and take me home. My parents like you very much and agree to marry their only son to you!

Convulsive version: male god, do you remember that night?You have to be responsible to me! ! ! !

Reply: Sorry, I'm a virgin and don't remember...

Han Mo: ...

Various fans: ...

Gay guy: male god, do you want to consider accepting it?It is also very touching to attack the sound and receive the body...

In short, all kinds of sons-in-law and so on were put on his head, but unfortunately he already had a younger brother, so he shook his head with a little regret, and Han Mo continued to browse the comment area.

I can calmly deal with all kinds of unethical messages, the most common one is "Boss, Boss, I want to give birth to a monkey for you..."

All kinds of girls and gays are swiping. Although the male gods have not responded, they still enjoy swiping.

The chick who makes soy sauce: Good morning, boss~

The big girl in soy sauce: Boss, start school soon~

Niuniu beaten by soy sauce: Don't forget us when the boss starts school~

……

The Summer of Long Meat: Boss~ I'm a new fan~ Meh~

The hand holding the mouse froze for a moment, and Han Mo read the message of the fat Xia Tian several times, and then clicked in with a little stiffness. This obvious face with a few catties of flesh on it, the smile on Han Mo's face... cracked...

Then I saw the sentence in the introduction: Boss, I want to give you a monkey (ε)...

Han Mo's expression is like this ╭(°°)╮╰(°°)╯

Then the problem is coming...

Taking advantage of being at home, Han Mo registered a small account on the post bar and posted a post asking for help.

[Help] My dear younger brother wants to give birth to a monkey for my male god, but my biggest wish is to live with my younger brother for the rest of my life and listen to the male god's voice for the rest of my life. In this situation, I want to be silent Should the third party kick the male god away and continue to love the younger brother?

After posting the post, Han Mo left his room and ran to the next room.

Han Xia is already in her third year of high school. Although she is a day student and during the winter vacation, classes have already started, so when Han Mo walked in, Han Xia was writing the paper.

Originally, he was full of doubts, but seeing his younger brother studying hard, Han Mo gave up, retreated decisively, and ran to the next door.

At the same time, I thought silently in my heart: male god, male god, if you fall in love with my lovely brother, I will strangle you to death!

four awkward

After posting the post, Han Mo left his room and ran to the next room.

Han Xia is already in her third year of high school. Although she is a day student and during the winter vacation, classes have already started, so when Han Mo walked in, Han Xia was writing the paper.

Originally, he was full of doubts, but seeing his younger brother studying hard, Han Mo gave up, retreated decisively, and ran to the next door.

At the same time, I thought silently in my heart: male god, male god, if you fall in love with my lovely brother, I will strangle you to death!

At the same time, Ye Bai, who was silently nestled under the blanket, suddenly felt chilly... the whole person was in a bad mood, even though he was covered with a blanket, why was he so gloomy...

Rubbing his temples, Ye Bai exhaled, school will start in two days, and the video uploaded this morning is also the last one in the near future.

When it comes to going to school, Ye Bai is still a little depressed. Ever since he came out with his family, the family members are afraid that he won't find a suitable partner and 419 or something, so they strictly require him to live in school. When will he stabilize? Yes, feel free.

Ye Bai felt very helpless about this, although it was a good thing that his family didn't mind that he was gay, but it would be great if he could be a little more free.

Fortunately, he still has a roommate - Gu Qing.

Ye Bai is an up master, and his roommate Gu Qing knows about this, because every time there is a night recording live every day, Gu Qing always calmly eats instant noodles next to him, you can imagine the national Is the school grass next to you calmly eating instant noodles?

Ye Bai is a gay, his roommate Gu Qing knew about this, because Gu Qing is also a gay, and he also has someone he likes, but after paying attention to it for more than half a year, he still doesn't have the nerve to strike up a conversation with him, the reason is That guy was a straight man, and he saw him confess to a girl and get rejected.

Gu Qing told him that he was very thankful that the girl who rejected him suggested him to have sex, which made Ye Bai very speechless, the one in Gu Qing who he had met was in the dormitory next door, he looked very stupid, But he couldn't say this, not because he couldn't beat Gu Qing, but because Gu Qing always had a way to hack his computer.

Ye Bai's mouth is very venomous, all the girls in the school know about it, but they are all wrong, because Gu Qing is even more venomous than him, but he speaks less and can pretend!

Although Ye Bai's appearance is very good, there are many girls who want to hook him up, but he is a gay guy, and he doesn't like girls, so he speaks more directly. After rejecting a few girls, it suddenly spread that he has a poisonous tongue words come.

In fact, Ye Bai feels that he has been wronged. Suppose you are a 1.8-meter-high male god with good features and a pleasant voice, and then a hulking girl confesses to you shyly and wants to give birth to a nest of monkeys for you. Please refer to Sister Feng for your appearance. , are you refusing?Or refuse?Or refuse?

So, the rumors are not credible, not credible.

After sending a text message to Gu Qing, Ye Bai continued to enjoy the time of being in bed, waiting for the arrival of school, the school season... I don't know if there is any cute little brother or something.

Lu Qing's crush looks too stupid, so Lu Qing likes such a docile personality.

The winter in the south is not too cold, so Han Mo only wore a thick windbreaker and ran to Xu Xiaoman's house next door.

Although the Lantern Festival has passed, Xu Xiaoman's parents still have the habit of visiting, so when Han Mo went, only Xu Xiaoman was sitting in the room and giggling at the computer.

"Shabi, what are you doing?"

Pushing open Xu Xiaoman's bedroom door naturally, Han Mo touched his cool nose, and then squeezed beside him.

It's just that when Han Mo saw the big "Little Chrysanthemum Original Network" displayed on the computer screen, he was taken aback for a moment, and then when he saw the following ID: [Gu Qing's wife], he felt a strange feeling in his heart. Feeling, and then looking down at the works column, when there was a work "The God Lives Next Door" hanging brightly, Han Mo looked at Xu Xiaoman's eyes with panic.

"Big Mozi, why are you looking at me like that? This is my debut work. Would you like to read it?" Xu Xiaoman's expression became obviously more natural. Anyway, Big Mozi is a buddy, so it's okay to know.

"Shabi, don't you really like Gu Qing?" Han Mo was actually a little surprised, but he felt strange when he saw Xu Xiaoman's calm expression. If he remembered correctly, Xu Xiaoman was in two He was rejected many months ago, and the reason was that the other party disliked him too much, which could only inspire maternal love...

Then when he was playing Lianliankan with his younger brother a few days ago, the message from Xu Xiaoman felt a bit weird to him, and he didn't think about it carefully afterwards. Could it be that those things sent by his younger brother made Shabi suddenly understand that he is a fake straight man?

Or was it because the novel sent to him by a younger brother was so philosophical that he suddenly realized that he was actually a victim and shouldn't harm the girl?

"Yeah, I read the Danmei article Xiaoxia sent me, and then I began to doubt my sexuality." Xu Xiaoman nodded, then thought for a while, and continued, "Big Mozi, I still have a lot of calcium here." movie, do you want to watch it, maybe you are gay too..."

"Get out, you can only be with my brother."

"Then have you ever had any bad thoughts about Xiao Xia?"

"Hey, why do you help me think so wretchedly, am I that kind of person?" Han Mo pinched Xu Xiaoman's face fiercely, the only thing Han Mo thinks is very good about Xu Xiaoman is that his cheeks are soft, a bit like his younger brother's touch Like, kneading is very exciting.

five awkward

"However, in many danmei novels, it is written that the fans and the master finally get along well for a hundred years? Especially the love stories between those stupid fans and the master, especially the love story between Xiao Xia who is so cute, soft, cute and pure." Although Xu Xiaoman also said something It makes sense, but Han Mo still can't help but imagine, if his younger brother is really like a brain-dead fan, will there be a day when he will call his male god brother-in-law?

"Xiao Xia's stupid, cute, soft and cute is a reality. It's not like you don't know that Xiao Xia has made herself fleshy. You can tell by looking at his profile picture?"

Neither Xu Xiaoman nor Han Mo could understand Han Xia's hobbies.