God, get out

, just when Han Xia thought that after watching the ending, he could review and prepare for the college entrance examination, he!Actually!Get stuck!What a crap!

It's like when you go to the toilet and take off your pants. Don't you think you can't zip up your trousers when you finally leave?

The wind is blowing. It feels good to be cold, isn't it!

Not even bothering to look through the comments, Han Xia logged into her account without any hassle, and squatted into the fan group of Tangchaogui. Sure enough, the group had already started to make trouble.

Stir-fried chestnuts in sugar: @糖炒鹅糖糖!come out!

Sugar fried melon seeds: @糖炒鹅糖糖!Come out and be typed!

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Below is a large row of Aites. Seeing this battle, Han Xia was obviously in a good mood, so he took a chance.

Sugar Fried Summer: @糖炒鹅豆甜甜~ Aren't you going to come out and explain something?

Han Xia's vest in the group is sugar fried summer, which rarely bubbles up, but the group announcement allows him to grasp first-hand information. The style of sugar fried turtle is his favorite. It's also very good, he is low-key, and he likes to dance in the group, he is relatively close to the people, so squatting in the group, he becomes a true fan.

Eight awkward

He doesn't know if the sugar-fried tortoise is a man, but he likes this author, that's for sure.

Han Xia didn't expect him to come out and say something. After all, the group is as noisy as if he had eaten dynamite. After chatting with the girls in the group for a while, he left when the time was almost up.

It's just that what he didn't expect was that when he woke up and was going to find his brother, his brother had something urgent to do, so he withdrew first!text message, leaving him alone at home...

Han Mo set the alarm clock last night, rolled up early in the morning without eating breakfast, and didn't have time to call Xu Xiaoman, so he rolled to school by himself, because he thought too much last night, the things in his stomach were exhausted Quick, and didn't have breakfast this morning.

So when Han Mo packed his bed with hunger, he was already a little dizzy from hunger.

"Fuck! Why didn't I think about buying a steamed stuffed bun this morning! I have to run out now." Throwing the last thing on the bed, Han Mo went out clutching his stomach.

When he walked out of the dormitory, Han Mo already felt that the Milky Way was in front of him. It was still early, and he didn't expect that the group of elders would come to the dormitory as early as he did to clean up.

Sitting on the stairs with limp legs, Han Mo had the desire to sleep here, motherfucker!If someone saves him a steamed stuffed bun now, then he will tell himself... No, no, this is too cheap, well, if someone saves him a steamed stuffed bun now!Then he will return two of them!If the relief is vegetable buns, then return two meat buns, if the relief is meat buns!then...

"Are you OK."

and many more……

This familiar recipe, this familiar taste, even, this familiar voice...why is it so familiar?

"Stomach trouble?" Ye Bai also frowned seeing the person in front of him clutching his stomach with a pained look on his face. Are you going to start helping others after buying breakfast early in the morning?

Damn, shit, it must be such a coincidence, Han Mo raised his head and blinked hard, but the Milky Way in front of him really didn't allow him to see what the person in front of him looked like.

So in the end, Han Mo could only say aggrievedly, "Hungry..."

nine awkward

Ye Bai: "..." Should I eat it before coming back?

But seeing the person in front of him feel aggrieved, his head almost dropped to the ground, so he could only sit with him on the stairs and hand over the wontons he just bought.

When receiving the lunch box in Ye Bai's hand, Han Mo really smelled the familiar smell, wontons from xx!Mixed with Yinhe's gaze, Han Mo took a sip of the soup!Sure enough, it is still a familiar recipe!

Even though he knew it was inappropriate to use this adjective, Ye Bai really felt that the person in front of him ate like a starving dog.

After eating, the corners of the mouth are full of oil, okay?

Ye Bai has a bit of a cleanliness obsession. The wontons he bought put a lot of pepper in them, so when Han Mo finished eating, his eyes were watery and his lips were flushed. Of course, if you ignore the layer of oil on the corners of his lips if.

Feeling that the layer of oil spoiled the beauty a bit, Ye Bai took out the lunch paper and handed it to Han Mo, but when he found that the other party didn't move, but stared blankly at the front like a silly child, Ye Bai could only frowned. Frowning, he wiped the corners of Han Mo's mouth carefully until the oil was gone, and his lips were the same red color that had been scalded by peppers, then he raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction.

When Han Mo finished eating, he was a little dazed, he hadn't reacted from being full of wine and food, and Ye Bai's voice just now sounded so familiar, did he?

So after Han Mo reacted, he turned his head and glanced at the person in front of him, and his expression changed like this.

First ←_←

then (д｀)

And then (゜ロ゜)

I wipe it!Isn't this Ye Bai?That legendary poisonous tongue!

"Why, haven't you had enough yet?" As a fellow, Ye Bai is more patient with boys like Han Mo who are more "monstrous" in appearance, just like straight men are more patient with beautiful women.

He hadn't noticed it just now, but now that he looked carefully, Ye Bai remembered that the person in front of him was the fried hair who was always staying with that stupid dog that Lu Qing had a crush on?

"No, I'm full... Thank you, thank you." Han Mo put down the empty lunch box awkwardly, and Han Mo felt guilty in an instant, as if he had robbed someone else's dinner, but the point is...

"Are you on station B? The one who plays games, the god-level one, or the gay one!" Thinking about his younger brother, Han Mo turned his head and said what was in his heart, and then saw the other party's obvious After being stunned for a moment, Han Mo felt a little regretful. After all, he ate someone else's breakfast. If he wants to blame someone, he should pay back the money first.

Thinking about how thoughtful he was, Han Mo took out five yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into Ye Bai's hand while Ye Bai hadn't spoken yet and looked at him with complicated eyes. clapped.

xxx remember wonton, delicious!Fill up!Not six six and not nine nine!Only five bucks!

Ye Bai: "...So, what do you know?"

It was a bit embarrassing to put the five dollars in his pocket. Ye Bai actually didn't want it, but seeing Han Mo like this, it was unlikely that he would be able to stuff it back, and it seemed that their focus was not on food now, so after thinking about it, Ye Bai Bai still put the half-new and not old five yuan into his pocket, after all, it is shameful to waste soft sister coins!

ten awkward

So, Ye Bai, is this an indirect admission?

Han Mo instantly felt that his choice of not bringing his dear brother was the right one, and he looked at Ye Bai with a little more guard.

"So you're the one with the black profile picture, who specializes in live games, or the gay grandma whose profile picture is my daughter-in-law?"

Han Mo raised his head and stared at the sitting person in front of him who was taller than him, and couldn't help straightening his back so that he didn't look so short.

Looking at Ye Bai carefully again, the one with red lips and white teeth is suave and aggressive!Han Mo once again felt that it was a very correct decision to go out without his brother.

"So? What are you going to do?" Ye Bai chuckled, a little confused as to why the person in front of him seemed to have a deep hatred for him. Anyway, I also saved him a bowl of wontons, alright, although he also paid for it in the end. , but still don't understand.

When he posted on Weibo, he was ready to be recognized by others, but he did not expect that someone would recognize him before he was fully prepared, and it was not the kind of autograph he imagined I'm asking for a group photo, but it looks like you have robbed me and you must be responsible for me.

"How? So you are indirectly admitting that you are my daughter-in-law in the profile picture?"

Han Mo pointed at Ye Bai's hand and trembled. After all, he only found out yesterday that the male god and enemy belonged to the same school as him. It was the first time he heard Ye Bai's voice so close just now, so he felt that his voice was similar to his own. The male god is a bit similar, but he can't guarantee that the voice of masturbating live is the same as the original voice. After all, there are still some gaps between the voice of many people masturbating live and the original voice.

In addition, how can there be such a coincidence in the world, it is just like a bird in a certain novel!Such a Mary Sue plot must have been written by elementary school students!It must have been an accident that happened to me.

"I didn't deny it, so I'm asking you what do you want?" Ye Bai thought it was a little funny, the person in front of me looked very serious, but his feet showed signs of shaking, okay?

When Ye Bai asked, Han Mo was stunned, yes, he doesn't know Xiao Xia, so it's useless for me to tell him.

Even so, Han Mo's ears were still reddened. As a sound controller and face controller, Ye Bai really hit Han Mo's cuteness in both, and Han Mo had been watching Ye Bai for so long Isn't the picture of his good voice?

The current accident happened as suddenly as a tornado. I haven't figured out what I'm going to do, so I don't want to talk about it, it seems inexplicable.

"Ah, that, it's nothing, I just found out suddenly, I'm a little excited, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first, hahahaha..."

Eleven awkward

With dry laughter, when Han Mo was about to leave this place of right and wrong, Ye Bai grabbed him.

Looking at the hand pressing on his shoulder, looking at the hand touching his shoulder