God, get out

Han Mo was a little puzzled by the hand on his shoulder. Could it be that the bowl of wonton just now cost more than five yuan? Is it possible that the wontons recorded by xx will increase in price after a year?

Thinking of this, Han Mo took out another dollar from his pocket, and silently handed it to Ye Bai next to him.

The meaning in those eyes is very clear.It's just saying, buddy, one dollar is enough.

Ye Bai speechlessly pushed back the money that Han Mo pushed over, and then took out a notebook from the side.

As far as Han Mo thinks, when this book is very familiar, Ye Bai has already opened it first.It was full of photos of the same person.

But most of them are profile pictures, and there are pictures of them sleeping. The handsome boys in them look very familiar.Isn't this book the photo album he has treasured for many years?Why did it fall into Ye Bai's hands?

Could it be that he brought it out by the way when he finished packing his things just now?Although he was a little puzzled, he still stretched out his hand, intending to take the notebook back, but the person opposite didn't seem to give him this chance.

Instead, the corners of his lips were raised viciously, and his eyes were full of sarcasm.

"What do you mean?" Han Mo was furious in an instant, isn't it just a bowl of wonton?After all the money has been given, what else does this person want?

"When you were just eating, this thing fell by your feet, and then I picked it up, and I found that this boy is not bad, although he has a profile face and a sleeping face." At that time, Ye Bai looked at Han Mo with the eyes of the same kind, and he wanted to return the album to Han Mo, but he didn't say the following sentence, "Treasure him." Han Mo misunderstood first.

"Why are you so shameless? How can you look at other people's things casually? Although I fell on the ground, this is an act of disrespecting other people's privacy."

Han Mo's heart panicked. This gay old man must have taken a fancy to his younger brother.After all, my younger brother is so cute and cute, even he said it.He looks pretty good. If he knew that his younger brother was his loyal fan, would this shameless person just abduct him back home?

Twelve awkward

"According to what you said, it's a bit too much. He was open when he fell to the ground. I just accidentally saw the contents when I picked it up. How could it be disrespectful of other people's privacy? "

Originally, because of family affairs, Ye Bai was a little irritable in his heart, but after Han Mo said that, he became completely irritable.So, he made a move that he regrets now, but will be sober in the future.

Taking out the five yuan from his pocket, Ye Bai shoved it back into Han Mo's hand, then raised the corners of his lips, and raised the photo album in his hand nervously, "I'll keep this for now, when will you invite me?" I'll have a meal and I'll give it back to you."

Staring blankly at the five yuan in his hand, and seeing Ye Bai walking up with his photo album in a blink of an eye, how could Han Mo calm down.

Putting the five dollars back into his pocket, Han Mo rushed forward, grabbed Ye Bai's arm, and tried to snatch the album back.

Although the height difference between him and Ye Bai is only nine centimeters, the difference in other aspects is not clear. Although Ye Bai is also considered half a dead house, squatting in front of the computer all the year round, there is half an hour every day. excercise time.

This is incomparable to Han Mo who squatted in front of the computer all year round and ate and slept.So the result of the battle can be imagined, that is, as soon as the hand was stretched out, it was cut behind the back.

The screaming someone in pain still couldn't hold back his face to be subdued, so he started to use the tricks of girls to deal with perverts like a hooligan, imagining that he was wearing high heels, and then the heels were sharp and ruthless. He stomped on Ye Bai's instep.

Even if the result was not as good as expected, after all, he was wearing flat shoes, although Ye Bai could only take a painful breath, and then let go of the hands that restrained him, but Han Mo still felt that it was enough.

Turning around, he immediately attacked the unstable photo album that Ye Bai was holding in his right hand.

Han Mo felt that victory was just ahead, as long as he stretched his hand a little bit, he could grab the photo album, and then he could walk the red carpet with brilliance, and then he could deliver an awesome acceptance speech, Han Mo Mo seemed to see the red carpet being rolled out towards him, and then he walked up in big steps, waving to everyone with tears in his eyes, and then gave his acceptance speech: Thank you cctv, thank you Hunan Satellite TV, thank you Zhejiang Satellite TV, thank you Children’s Channel, thank you all Channel, thank my dear family, thank all those who have supported me, and the most important thing to thank is my dear brother!Because of him, I have the agility of a cheetah now...

However, before he finished his award acceptance speech, Ye Bai quickly raised the photo album above his head. I have to say, even if it is only ten centimeters, it is still a long distance. Why do you say that, because it is really untouchable. to ah.

I wipe it!

When fighting with Ye Bai's long hands with his own short hands, Han Mo became even more depressed. What's the matter with the sense of sight of the hero and heroine of this idol drama?

"Short, do you want to go back and move a stool to continue?" Even though the soles of his feet still hurt like hell, Ye Bai still didn't miss the opportunity to provoke the person in front of him.

Then he got a tooth seal with honor before returning to the dormitory...

"Hiss...ha..."

Thirteen awkward

Throwing the last trophy album on the bed, Ye Bai walked into the bathroom in the dormitory. The equipment in the dormitory of Mr. S is not bad. In addition, his dormitory is due to certain privileges. Therefore, the dormitory that was supposed to accommodate four people only lived in two people, and there was a relatively large mirror in the toilet.He could clearly see his upper body, turned his face sideways, and Ye Bai looked at himself in the mirror, his face was not distorted, but the teeth marks on his neck were very clear.

He didn't expect that a big boy would suddenly jump over and bite his neck, and he didn't intend to let go.

In the end, even I was stunned, but I couldn't force him away, after all, my neck was still in his mouth.Instead, the boy calmed down by himself, looked even more surprised than himself, and then ran straight into the dormitory next door to him!

Although he was a little surprised, Ye Bai quickly figured it out, isn't that cute guy that Lu Qing has a crush on just sharing the dormitory with him?

Thinking of this, Ye Bai felt a little funny, but after thinking about it, Gu Qing was coming soon, so he simply called him.When I ask him to come again, I will bring a bottle of safflower oil with me.

The throbbing, red, and swollen feeling on his neck is not a joke, but everyone has locked the door of the dormitory, and Ye Bai feels that even if he guards the door of his dormitory, it is impossible to wait for him to come out. It's time to come here one after another, watching the excitement for free, I really have no interest at all, besides, his things are in his hands, even if he doesn't look for him, he will find time to deliver them to his door.

Ye Bai's black-bellied and lazy personality made him have a bunch of similar fans.

His fans, at least [-]% similar to his personality, are too lazy to blackmail others, too lazy to tease others, they like to watch the excitement, and when they meet someone who tears him up, they always wait for others to finish dancing, and then send a sentence——Zhen read...

Co-authoring you scolded others tens of thousands of words. In exchange for a sentence I have read, you are not even willing to let go of a fart, so you just wave your sleeves without taking away a cloud. Who is interested in tearing you up?

Ye Bai's side was calm, but Han Mo's side began to collapse.

Fuck, what a stupid thing I did!

After a while in the dormitory, Han Mo nestled in the toilet, hugging his head, looking hopeless, excited and angry just now, and bit his neck!

Well, I originally wanted to learn from that one who bit his ear, but he was not tall enough, so he could only bite his neck reluctantly. I was really crazy...

His dear brother's soap is still in his hands, if he threatens himself with this thing... Thinking about the whole person will be bad, look how much he loves the photo album that he secretly took pictures of his brother and never photoshopped it It looked like Han Mo felt the crisis again.

Not to mention showing it to him, even if my younger brother found this photo album, he would definitely tell him:

"Brother, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. You are my beloved brother. You actually did this kind of..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Big Mozi, you're going to scare you to death!"

Before Han Mo finished adjusting himself, Xu Xiaoman's voice sounded behind him. Xu Xiaoman just went to the dormitory to put away his things, when he heard the noise in the toilet, and when he walked to the half-open toilet door, he saw his house. The best friend squatted there, still chanting the classic lines of I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen.

"You're here, what time is it?" With some embarrassment, Han Mo withdrew his hands holding his head, his ears were slightly red, and when he got up, he was still a little guilty, thinking that Shabi must never know what stupid things he did,

"What time is it? It's almost twelve o'clock, okay, you just squatted in the toilet, did you want to eat Xiang?"

"Fuck you, you're the one who eats Xiang." After Xu Xiaoman said this, Han Mo realized why his legs were so numb. It turned out that he had been squatting in the toilet for several hours.

Sure enough, time passed very quickly when he was thinking about life, and pushed Xu Xiaoman out of the toilet, before he remembered that Xu Xiaoman seemed to have a crush on Gu Qing.

"Oh? Shabi, do you know Ye Bai?"