God, get out

The last time he sat down, Han Mo glanced at Xu Xiaoman who was digging out the manga from his backpack. What was that manga called? "How to love xxxx"?

"Ye Bai? Of course I know him. Isn't he the one who lives in the same dormitory with my male god? The dad in the next dormitory next door is a professor. The girls chasing him are not as many as my male god." Thinking of Gu Qing, Xu Xiaoman remembered the prom at the end of last semester, and I wondered, how could he be so handsome!

Han Mo: "...how do you know so clearly, have you asked about it?"

It’s okay if Han Mo doesn’t say anything, but when he said that, Xu Xiaoman became excited, as if you don’t understand, but I understand, “Big Mozi, do you know what it means to know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles? That Ye Bai and my male god It's a dormitory! If I don't look at it, what if he gets involved with my male god!"

"You're jealous that he shares a dormitory with Gu Qing, right?" Han Mo rolled his eyes when he mercilessly exposed his lies. Just how did Xu Xiaoman's IQ get so far?

Fourteen awkward

It’s okay if Han Mo doesn’t say anything, but when he said that, Xu Xiaoman became excited, as if you don’t understand, but I understand, “Big Mozi, do you know what it means to know yourself, know your enemy, and win a hundred battles? That Ye Bai and my male god It's a dormitory! If I don't look at it, what if he gets involved with my male god!"

"You're jealous that he shares a dormitory with Gu Qing, right?" Han Mo rolled his eyes when he mercilessly exposed his lies. Just how did Xu Xiaoman's IQ get so far?

But what he said makes sense. Knowing yourself and the enemy will never end in a hundred battles. After all, Ye Bai is now his number one enemy and male god. It's different.

After all, Ye Bai is also a handsome guy. A random search on the forum of S University will surely bring up his home address, okay?

Thinking about it this way, Han Mo felt that people with brains were witty, and casually wiped the desktop computer in the dormitory that had been covered with a layer of dust with a napkin, and Han Mo defeated 70.00% of the people in the country. , and clicked into the forum of S University.

Sure enough, as soon as the word Ye Bai was typed, piles of posts appeared.

After eliminating all kinds of messy posts, Han Mo clicked on the post called "On Ye Bai's Attractive Places".

Although he was complaining and excited in his heart, Han Mo's hand was still very honest and he clicked in. Then, he was so shocked that the outside was scorched and the inside was tender...

The town building picture is Ye Bai's soap flakes. Although it is just a photo of the back that is not clearly visible, the comments below make Han Mo feel that his aunt is about to visit.

Xiaohong: This back is enough for me to lick for a year!

Little Orange Memoda: Abstinence is coming!

Xiao Huang: Are you short of a girlfriend?Look at Xiao Huangwen, it's still the kind of danmei!

Little Green: Let’s leave, this man is already married to me.

Xiaoqing Memoda: Upstairs is self-respecting, and I am in his arms now.

Xiaolan: You all go away, this man has already been contracted by me!

Xiao Zi: All good men have gone out of their way, don't think about it?

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Da Hong Me Me Da: I'm sorry, it's just a back, how can I be sure it's me?You bunch of nympho!

Big Orange: That's right, you don't have to be so hungry if you're a nympho, it's shameful.

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As a result, the comment area started to make noise. As the saying goes, where there is a fight, there will be fire. The host must have the same idea, so, ignoring the mutual pinching of the Rainbow Legion in the comment area, Han Mo pulled down.

【Ye Bai】

There are no photos yet, and I can't take a frontal photo. If I take a photo, it will be blurry, so I won't release it.

Name: Ye Bai

Sex: Male

Attribute: Flower of Gaoling

Height: 185 or 188 by visual inspection

Weight: The host wants to hug and feel it, but the host agrees, but he doesn’t agree

Measurements: The host really wanted to touch and take a test, but the host begged and begged, but he didn’t agree

Favorite color: The landlord asked, but he didn't say...

Favorite things to eat: The host made a lot of dishes and wanted to try out the results, but he didn't eat them...

What type of person do you like: It is said that he is not the type of person from the landlord...

Pros: So handsome that he has no friends!

Disadvantages: too handsome!

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Han Mo: "..." The dog's eyes are already blind.

Fifteen awkward

Clicking Chacha closed the webpage, Han Mo let out a sigh of relief, relying on Du Niang is better than relying on himself!Know yourself and the enemy and never be imperiled in a hundred battles!If I know his shortcomings, I can break him and get back the album!

It took 15 minutes to sort out his thoughts. Han Mo felt that this matter still needs to be considered in the long run. It is just the beginning of school now, and everyone must be very busy. Plus, he accidentally bit him, and he must have a grudge. So don't act rashly for the time being!

As far as I have watched his live games for so long, this person has a characteristic, that is, there is no cure for his laziness, a typical type of person who would rather die lying down than live standing up, so why did he come to me? Yes, it is definitely impossible, and it must be waiting for me to deliver it to my door.

Facts proved that Han Mo's conjecture was also correct. Even though he was in the same class, Ye Bai never left his seat, and he was not even interested in finding out where Han Mo was.

Looking at the band-aid on Ye Bai's neck, Han Mo felt a little guilty, and when he looked at Gu Qing next to him, he couldn't help admiring him. In his opinion, being able to share the dormitory with Ye Bai for more than a year The people here are simply amazing!

"Big Mozi... What do you think the male god said to Ye Bai? Ye Bai looks so happy, you can see that Ye Bai is impatient." Xu Xiaoman frowned when he poked Han Mo, his eyes were full of tears. It's full of jealousy, I made a fuss, why are the two girls so close together!

"I don't know, class is over soon, let's go after class." A little guilty, look away, confirming that Xu Xiaoman didn't realize that he was looking at Ye Bai just now, Han Mo was relieved, took out his mobile phone and stared at the strange number in the mobile phone to send Han Mo was a little annoyed and depressed.

[Whenever you seriously treat me to a meal, I will return the things to you. 】

You don't need to guess who sent it. Although Ye Bai is lazy, he gnawed at him, and there is still a little... er... a lot of vengeance.

But that's good too, he was still worried that he wouldn't be able to get Ye Bai's phone number, but now he can save this step.

[Brother ~ everyone is a man, don't be so stingy. 】

After clicking send, Han Mo put away his phone. He didn't expect Ye Bai to vibrate his phone in class. As he said, when he was in class and absent-minded, when the phone vibrated, all three souls and seven souls would be shaken. Scared off.

But Han Mo, who turned his head away, didn't see Ye Bai on the other side. After he finished sending the text message, he took out his mobile phone, and after seeing the message inside, he looked like a half-smile.

"Why, is that the little wild cat that bit you?"

Seeing his dormmate's cheap look, Gu Qing guessed it a bit. On the first day of school, he wondered why he was suddenly asked to buy safflower oil. When he arrived at the dormitory, he found that this guy had an extra cut on his neck for no reason. The teeth marks, you can tell at a glance that the bite is particularly heroic, and it must not be a girl.

Others may not know, but after living with Ye Bai for so long, Gu Qing still has some understanding of Ye Bai's nature, and there are people who are interested in things, and they are always very enthusiastic.

sixteen awkward

... "Heh... what's so funny, the little wild cat is better than your good rabbit." Knowing that Gu Qing was laughing at himself, Ye Bai was not polite.

It's just that what he didn't expect was that Lu Qing didn't fight back this time, but made a suggestion to him.

"We've lived together for so long, do you want to change roommates?" Looking towards Xu Xiaoman who was not far behind, Gu Qing quickly averted his gaze and discussed with Ye Bai.

Ye Bai understood what Gu Qing meant in an instant, and refused without even thinking about it. If it was changed, Gu Qing would be able to love his little rabbit, but what about himself?Let's not talk about whether the little wild cat will change, even if it does, I don't know what to do, so I get up and do a fight every day?

He might as well send text messages to tease others.

Although he was a little disappointed, Gu Qing didn't say anything, but what he didn't expect was that someone who said he wouldn't change would take the initiative to ask Gu Qing to be a bastard... a month later.

Ye Bai: Whenever you seriously treat me to a meal, I'll return the things to you.

Han Mo: Dude ~ we are all men, don't be so stingy.

Ye Bai: You can't say that. If you bite me, I will ask you to treat me to a meal. Is it too much?Han Mo classmate.

Han Mo: Can you forget about the fact that I bit you, it was purely a mistake, a mistake!

Ye Bai: Well, I was bitten by someone, I was bitten by someone, I was bitten by someone!

Han Mo: Don’t mention the agreement!You are deliberately angry with me!

Ye Bai: The person I mentioned didn’t mention you~

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Han Mo: "..." over

The above are the text messages that Han Mo and Ye Bai have sent in the past month, but for the sake of convenience, they later upgraded to □□chat, and finally evolved into a meeting!

The thing is like this, after the last class on Friday, Han Mo abandoned Xu Xiaoman and went back to the dormitory, it was only after three o'clock, so he was not hungry, so he turned on his mobile phone and logged in.

When I clicked on the new group called [Someone who snatched my younger brother from me], I saw the only person named [The profile picture is my wife] lying quietly in the group.