Damn mental retardation

01

At six o'clock in the morning, there was a knock on the bedroom door.

Lin Xiao got out of the bed with a mess of hair on his head. In winter, the temperature in the bed is really precious.

The door slams unrelentingly while the other roommates sleep like dead pigs.

Lin Xiao, who got up very angry, beat the bed and cursed, and opened the door angrily. Outside the door, the tip of Su Bai's delicate nose was red from the cold, and he said dully: I'm looking for Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao suddenly smoked: You are blind.

Su Bai squinted his eyes and leaned over: You are Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao: Nonsense.

Su Bai is embarrassed: Sorry, I don't wear glasses.

Lin Xiao: Then you should wear it.

Su Bai: You said I look ugly wearing glasses.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai handed him a bag of buns: I bought breakfast for you, eat it while it's hot.

As soon as Lin Xiao picked it up, the buns were as cold as ice.

Su Bai: It's snowing heavily outside, it's very cold, don't leave the dormitory today.

Lin Xiao looked at Su Bai's little red face from the cold, his heart moved, and he was about to raise his hand to cover him, but Su Bai babbled again: Hurry up and write the paper in the dormitory, and last time I scratched it for you The important point, don't take it seriously, take a good look...

Lin Xiao slammed the door expressionlessly, threw the cold steamed stuffed bun on the table, and crawled back to sleep under the cold blanket.

Damn mental retardation.

02

In fact, Lin Xiao and Su Bai have been classmates since high school.

One is the most beautiful in the whole school, and the other is the best in studying in the whole school.

Xueba is actually pretty good-looking, but his big eyes are always hidden behind thick eye patches, and he is always dull all day long.

Su Bai has always been secretly in love with Lin Xiao. Before Lin Xiao's 17th birthday, Su Bai secretly asked Lin Xiao's buddies about what Lin Xiao liked.

Lin Xiao knew about this from his buddy Li Chao.

Li Chao: That Su Bai, ask me what birthday present you like.

Lin Xiao said coldly: Oh, what do you say?

Li Chao smirked: I told him to ask him to tie a bow for you.

Lin Xiao blushed, but cursed: Fuck you!

Li Chao poked him with his elbow: Hey, don't you like men too?I think you two are a good match, one looks good and the other studies well.

Lin Xiao: Roll, roll, roll.

So it was evening self-study, Su Bai called Lin Xiao to stop.

Lin Xiao rubbed his nose nervously: Cough, what are you doing?

Su Bai: Today is your birthday?

Lin Xiao put his hands in his pockets: Ah, yes.

Su Bai took out a huge gift box from under the desk, with red cheeks, solemnly handed it to Lin Xiao with both hands, and said: Happy birthday to you.

Lin Xiao licked his lips, took it over solemnly, and said: ... Thank you.

The surrounding students who hadn't walked out of the classroom saw this scene and immediately exploded. The girls screamed and the boys booed.

Lin Xiao couldn't wait to unwrap the gorgeous packaging of the gift box, and a plain white box appeared in front of him.

Heavy, what could it be?

Lin Xiao lifted the lid of the box, and was immediately blinded by a dazzling purple-gold color.

——"Five-year college entrance examination, three-year simulation".

Full set.

Su Bai's eyes were piercing: I see that you don't usually do the questions, so I will give you a set. I think you can use it.

Amidst the hysterical laughter of the students, Lin Xiao blushed.

Damn mental retardation.

03

Su Bai is such a creature with a very different style of painting.

When I was in high school, there was a water dispenser in the class, so students didn’t need to bring water to school, just a water cup.

So on Su Bai's table, there is a huge white enamel cup all the year round, with a head portrait of a great leader printed on it, and five large characters written on it——

Serve the people.

Once Lin Xiao accidentally dropped the cup he used to drink water and broke it.

So the next morning, as soon as Lin Xiao entered the classroom, he found that there was a huge white enamel cup on his desk.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai turned his head from the front table, pushed his glasses, and said seriously: "The enamel cup is resistant to falling."

Lin Xiao stared at him.

Afraid that he would not know, Su Bai added as if asking for credit: I gave it to you.

Lin Xiao squeezed out a few words between his teeth: I know.

Who else but you?

At this time, Li Chao rushed into the classroom with his schoolbag in his hands. When passing by these two people, Li Chao slapped Lin Xiao hard on the shoulder, and jokingly said: "Oh shit, couple cups!"

Lin Xiao roared: Get out!

Li Chao ran away hahaha.

At this time, Su Bai had already turned back to do the questions.

Lin Xiao stared at the enamel cup on his desk for a while, then stared at the enamel cup on Su Bai's desk for a while.

Since then, Lin Xiao has been drinking water from enamel cups.

While drinking, he cursed secretly in his heart.

Damn mental retardation.

04

After his 17th birthday, Lin Xiao found that Su Bai didn't eat well at noon these days.

Alone in the classroom, eating bread and doing problems.

Lin Xiao dug out the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" buried deep in the desk for a look.

It turned out that the whole set was quite expensive to buy.

Lin Xiao's family conditions are good, and he doesn't feel bad about spending money lavishly every day, but Su Bai usually seems to be quite frugal.

So that day Lin Xiao bought two hamburgers, fries and Coke at the fast food restaurant in front of the school, sat down on the empty seat next to Su Bai, put the things on the table, and said lightly: Eat.

Su Bai pushed his glasses, blushing: No, I have bread.

Lin Xiao was simple and rude: Hurry up.

Su Bai pursed his lips, but still did not move.

Lin Xiao wiped his face: I accidentally bought an extra copy.

Su Bai carefully looked at him with caring eyes: Then you are too careless, can't you retreat?

Lin Xiao took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said: "I can't return it, give it to me!"

Su Bai hesitated, and started to eat with Lin Xiao: Don't pick out the lettuce and onion.

Lin Xiao is irritable: I don't like food.

Su Bai muttered in a low voice: Hey, you, haven't you heard of the day when we hoe the crops at noon, when sweat drips down the crops into the soil?The lettuce and onions that the farmer uncle worked so hard to grow are just picked out by you and thrown away.

Lin Xiao smiled and said: I know that the day of hoeing is noon.

Su Bai ignored the other party's teasing, and continued to babble endlessly: Besides, it's not good for your health to be picky eaters. You only eat meat and staple food, don't eat vegetables at all, and drink Coke. So a little vegetable leaves, you are so easy...

Lin Xiao slammed the table.

Su Bai shrank his neck in fright, blinked his eyes timidly, and then stubbornly completed the last few words: ...lack of vitamins.

Lin Xiao gritted his teeth and picked the lettuce back into the paper box.

Su Bai had a kind face: Hey, that's right...

Lin Xiao slammed the table again: Shut up!

Damn mental retardation!

05

When Lin Xiao was in high school, World of Warcraft became popular all over the country.

After becoming obsessed with playing online games, Lin Xiao always sneaked away from his afternoon self-study and went over the wall to play World of Warcraft in Internet cafes.

On this day, Lin Xiao jumped down from the fence in high spirits, almost smashing Su Bai who was waiting outside the fence to death.

Lin Xiao looked at Su Bai who was pressed under him with a dazed expression.

Su Bai's glasses fell off, the collar of his school uniform was crooked, and his big ignorant eyes kept blinking: Lin Xiao?Sure enough, I got you.

Lin Xiao swallowed, pressed on Su Bai and deliberately couldn't get up: Are you waiting here to catch me?

Su Bai nodded: I found that you always skip class at this time.

Lin Xiao stared at Su Bai's face without glasses: ... Oh.

Su Bai struggled to pull out the hand that was under Lin Xiao's body, and pushed his glasses: "Go down, you'll crush me to death."

Lin Xiao pulled off Su Bai's glasses with one paw, and said with a smile: I won't.

Su Bai put it on again, and said bitterly and deeply: I have to tell you about your behavior of skipping class. Do you know that your current grades belong to the middle and lower levels in our class?You failed the monthly exam in biology and chemistry last month, barely passed the passing line in English, and you are better at physics, you still have heart...

Lin Xiao raised his hand and pulled Su Bai's eyes away again, and said with a low smile: Student Su Bai, you remember my grades quite clearly.

Su Baiyu said earnestly: I am the class monitor, and I have the responsibility to care about the students' learning situation.

Lin Xiao whistled and said briskly: Sir, you look much better without glasses than with glasses.

Su Bai pushed on his glasses for the third time with a righteous face: At our age, we don't have to pay too much attention to the beauty and ugliness of our appearance, we should put our studies first, and we can wait until we go to university to discuss other things.

Lin Xiao suddenly became paralyzed, got up and patted his buttocks, and while walking to the Internet cafe, he cursed bitterly: Fuck.

Su Bai got up quickly, and followed Lin Xiao with his hands behind his back, chattering all the way.

Lin Xiao collapsed: Is it related to you whether I go to self-study?How do you manage so wide?

Su Bai pushed his glasses, and said earnestly: You skipped classes like this, how can you be admitted to a university with me in the future?

Lin Xiao: ... Pooh!Who wants to go to a university with you?I'm fucking looking for abuse?

Su Bai lowered his eyes and stopped talking.

Lin Xiao gritted his teeth, took two steps forward, then turned back, snorted with his big hand on Su Bai's head, and said, "Let's go, back to school."

Su Bai was taken aback: Ah, you don't want to go to the Internet cafe anymore?

Lin Xiao was expressionless: I forgot to bring the money.

Su Bai pointed to the pink banknote that popped out of Lin Xiao's trouser pocket: Isn't it one hundred?

A vein popped up on Lin Xiao's forehead, he stuffed the money back fiercely, and said word by word: Su Bai, are you so stupid?

Su Bai was stunned: You're not stupid.

Lin Xiao was so embarrassed that he could hardly look him in the eye, so he ran all the way back to school.

Damn mental retardation!

06

In a blink of an eye, it's Valentine's Day again.

High school studies are heavy, and it is not wrong to go to school during the winter vacation.

Su Bai came to school that day, touched the desk, and took out a flat gift box from it. Su Bai opened it, and inside was a men's scarf of good texture, which seemed to be sprayed with some perfume.

Lin Xiao sat in the back seat, coughed lightly, and flipped through the book nervously.

Su Bai pushed his glasses, turned to look at Lin Xiao, and said in an affirmative tone: You gave it to me.

Lin Xiao faltered vaguely.

Su Bai smiled: Thank you, happy Valentine's Day.

Lin Xiao responded awkwardly, lowered his head and frantically flipped through the book, while flipping through the book, he said to himself: Damn this question is really difficult.

Su Bai moved closer without a word, their foreheads were almost touching, their breathing melted together.

Lin Xiao turned red from his ears to his collarbone, and his head was in a mess. He thought that if he kissed two centimeters ahead, it would be a bad idea to kiss in the classroom, but anyway, he kissed before the teacher came. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, does he suddenly get so close to me, does it mean that I kiss him...

Su Bai stared at the exercise book in Lin Xiao's hand, and said frankly: Which question do you think is really difficult?

Lin Xiao was stunned: ...Huh?

Su Bai pushed his glasses and stepped back to a safe distance: I read it once, it's not difficult.

Lin Xiao rubbed his face viciously: You came here just now to read the questions?

Su Bai is confident: Yes, let me tell you, the questions in this exercise book in your hand are all very basic. If you find it difficult, it only shows that your basic knowledge is not solid enough. Are you not familiar with the formula?It's useless to ask questions like this...

Lin Xiao poked a hole in the exercise book with the tip of his pen in a breakdown: Shut up!

Su Bai is old-fashioned: Look at you, let me tell you what your problem is now, you are not humble at all.

Lin Xiao was so angry that he threw the pen and ran out.

Damn mental retardation!

07

When Lin Xiao's anger subsided and he almost returned to the classroom, Su Bai was still immersed in the questions like a normal person.

Around his neck was the new scarf that Lin Xiao gave him.

Lin Xiao's anger disappeared immediately.

When passing by Su Bai's seat, he still scratched Su Bai's head.

Lin Xiao asked expectantly: Cough, Su Bai, are you still wearing a scarf in the classroom?

Su Bai was stunned: Surrounded by warmth, the classroom is so cold.

Lin Xiao persevered: Then you wear this scarf just because you are cold?

Su Bai also didn't understand: That's right, otherwise could it be because of the heat?

Lin Xiao was expressionless: Oh.

You can't fucking be because of me! ?

Damn mental retardation!

08

Although he didn't know why, Su Bai found that Lin Xiao had a bad face all day today.

Before evening self-study class, Su Bai cautiously asked: Lin Xiao, are you unhappy today?

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said coldly: Yes.

Su Baiyu explained earnestly: Although you did not do well in the test today, don't be depressed. There are still many days before the college entrance examination. As long as you are willing to work hard, nothing is impossible...

Lin Xiao glared fiercely at the mentally handicapped man in front of him: I fucking really feel that some things are impossible now.

Su Bai gave him a smile full of positive energy: Don't think that way, you are actually very smart, but you just don't work hard enough.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai calmly took out a big box from under the table: Actually, I also prepared a gift for you, and I wanted to give it to you after school.

Lin Xiao cheered for three seconds, then calmed down instantly: Could it be "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" again?If you want to give me that thing back, I won't open it, let me tell you.

Su Bai is helpless: How is it possible, I know you don't like that.

Lin Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, the heart of the young man who had been trained by Su Bai to be calm again, opened the gift box.

—— "Comprehensive Interpretation of Textbooks and Textbooks", a complete set.

——Wang Houxiong, editor-in-chief.

Lin Xiao almost recited it.

Su Bai smiled: Haha, surprise!

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai pushed his glasses and explained: Last time I gave you the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", I don't think you did anything and didn't like it, I understand that.After all, your basic foundation is poor now, and doing a lot of questions may not be suitable for you. You see that the basic questions you have in the morning are still too difficult, so you should read this set of "Complete Interpretation of Textbooks" first. In fact, we encountered all the problems in the exam. You can find the answers to the questions in the textbook, so don't underestimate that thin textbook...

Lin Xiao yelled heart-piercingly: Su Bai——! ! ! ! !

Su Bai said kindly: Hey, I'm here, are you listening carefully?Don't yell at all.

Lin Xiaoli was so angry that he thumped the table and ran out of the classroom again!

Damn mental retardation!

Mentally retarded mentally retarded! ! !