Damn mental retardation

09

After entering the third year of high school, Su Bai volunteered to go to Lin Xiao's house every day after school to accompany him in his homework and give him lectures.

Lin Xiao's parents had known for a long time that there was a top student named Su Bai in their son's class. Get snacks for peeled fruit.

Mother Lin seized the opportunity to teach her son: You should learn a little from Su Bai, don't just know how to play all day long.

Lin Xiao was afraid that she would read endlessly, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay."

Mother Lin handed Su Bai a peeled apple with a smile: Come, Su Bai, eat an apple.

Lin Xiao is funny: Mom, look at you, you don't treat your own son like this.

Mother Lin threw her son a blank stare, an apple with the skin on and a fruit knife, and turned to the kitchen to cook.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai handed Lin Xiao the uneaten apple in his hand: You eat this, and I will peel it myself.

Lin Xiaofei said quickly and vaguely: To be more caring for a daughter-in-law than for a son.

Su Bai blinked dully: What?

Lin Xiao glanced at him sideways: Didn't you hear clearly?

Su Bai answered honestly: Well, you can't speak clearly.

Lin Xiao laughed twice, and said clearly: I said you eat yours, and I will cut it myself.

Su Bai tilted his head, very seriously: No, it doesn't sound like the sentence just now, about a suit or something.

Lin Xiao snorted coldly: That's the sentence, your ears are not good.

Su Bai stopped talking, and sat on the sofa obediently, nibbling on an apple.

After eating the fruit, the two went into the study to study.

The table is covered with various exercise sets, reference books, and there are two identical enamel cups, two identical lines of "serving the people", and two identical Mao Zedong, staring firmly ahead.

Lin Xiao worked on the questions for a while, looked up at the two enamel cups, pondered for a while, and poked Su Bai: Hey, look.

Su Bai pushed his glasses: What's wrong?

Lin Xiao smirked: Just these two cups, give an answer, two words.

Su Bai said confidently: Revolution.

Lin Xiao choked for a moment: No, it describes a relationship between two people.

Su Bai answered fluently: comrades in arms.

Lin Xiao's face suddenly collapsed: ...

It's a couple!Lovers!Lovers of couple cups!

Su Bai smiled a little smugly: How about it, I guess right?

Lin Xiao scratched his hair: Yes, yes, you are right!

Damn mental retardation!

10

Because of Su Bai's help, Lin Xiao's grades improved rapidly, and he quickly progressed from the middle and lower reaches of the class to the middle and upper reaches. Finally, he simply started to work hard and try to catch up with Su Bai.

Lin Xiao rushed to Su Bai and proudly raised the newly issued report card in his hand: Take a look, how is it?

Su Bai looked relieved, and turned on the nagging mode: Okay, great, I said that your mind is actually very smart, but you just don’t want to work hard. Once you start working hard, will you be obviously improved? up?

It was rare for Lin Xiao not to interrupt Su Bai's chatter, not only listened patiently, but also had a little smile on his lips: If I keep working hard, can I surpass you?

Su Bai thought for a moment seriously, then shook his head and said: You don't have to set your goals too high, even if you don't surpass me, according to your current progress speed, it's not a problem for us to get into a university.

Lin Xiao pursed his lips, his eyes sparkled, and he didn't refute the matter of "taking a university entrance examination", but just asked: Then make a bet, what will you do if I surpass you?

Su Bai pushed his glasses: I treat you to dinner.

Lin Xiao snorted, and said: It's too cheap for you to eat, so if I surpass you, I can ask you to do one thing, and you are not allowed to go back on your word.

Su Bai nodded, and said old-fashionedly: "Yes, but it's really difficult, even if you can't surpass you, don't be discouraged."

Lin Xiao raised his hand resentfully, rubbed Su Bai's hair into a mess, gritted his teeth and said, "Just wait!"

Damn, this little mental retardation.

11

Poor Lin Xiao has worked hard for this goal for more than half a year. However, in the mid-term and final exams of one model, two models and three models, even if Lin Xiao fights at night with lights on until he vomits blood, he is firmly pressed by Su Bai every time. The total score is only ten points away.

Lin Xiao angrily took the report card and ran to the roof, stepped on the edge of the roof, put his hands around his mouth, and yelled at the playground: ah ah ah ah - I'm going to fuck you!Can't I give Lao Tzu more ten points!

As soon as the words fell, Lin Xiao was suddenly hugged from behind.

The strength of those arms was firm and unquestionable, and one could feel the drumming heartbeat and trembling of the other party through the school uniform.

Lin Xiao was completely dumbfounded, his brain went blank for a few seconds, and then his heart beat uncontrollably: Su...Su Bai?

In fact, there is no need to ask, because the wind is full of Su Bai's breath, which is the smell of lemon shampoo that Lin Xiao has smelled all summer.

Su Bai dragged Lin Xiao back with all his strength, and a muffled voice came from behind Lin Xiao: Isn't it just ten, don't be like this.

Lin Xiao was so nervous that his voice was trembling: what is so insignificant, why are you hugging me all of a sudden?

Su Bai hugged Lin Xiao tightly, and dragged him back a few meters before letting go: You were standing on the edge of the roof, I thought you were going to jump...jump off.

Lin Xiao, who suffered a huge blow: ... huh? ? ?

Su Bai patted his chest with lingering fear: I read the newspaper a few days ago, and there was a senior high school student in the middle school next door who committed suicide because he failed the exam.

Lin Xiao was so angry that he couldn't speak: What the hell am I...you the f*ck...you hugged me just now because you were afraid that I would jump off the building?

Su Bai looked solemn: Yes, even if you don't want to jump, you shouldn't stand so far away, how dangerous it is, in case your foot slips or something.

Lin Xiao was so angry that he jumped on the spot like a mental patient, turned around and ran away.

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