Damn mental retardation

16

So on Sunday, when there was no class at school, Su Bai asked Lin Xiao out.

Thinking that this was the first date for the two of them, Lin Xiao was inexplicably nervous. Before going out, he changed four or five sets of clothes. He wanted to be so handsome that Su Bai couldn't move his eyes, and he didn't want to be too flashy. He struggled for a long time.

Su Bai was relaxed, dressed in an extremely simple T-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and carrying a shoulder bag, he was waiting at the door of Lin Xiao's bedroom early.

He looked upright.

Lin Xiao raised his hand to scratch the tip of Su Bai's nose: Where are we going?

Su Bai is mysterious: I won't tell you yet, I will give you a surprise when it arrives.

Lin Xiao couldn't help but look at him with admiration: Yes, he learned very quickly.

Su Bai scratched his head in embarrassment: I heard from our dorm boss that it is important to create a sense of mystery. Before going on a date, think of a unique place, and then keep it a secret from the other party, so that when the answer is revealed, there will be a sense of surprise. As a result, the other party's pleasure level will be multiplied by two.

Lin Xiao felt dizzy for a while: That's all right, all right, making an appointment doesn't have to be like writing a thesis.

Also multiply by two!

An hour later, the two stood at the gate of the Xinhai Revolution Memorial Hall.

Lin Xiao turned to look at Su Bai stiffly: ...

Su Bai opened his arms suddenly, jumped in front of Lin Xiao, and shouted: Surprised!

Lin Xiao looked at him expressionlessly: ...

Su Bai opened his arms violently again, trying to create a joyous atmosphere, the frames of his glasses shone in the sun: Guess what day it is today!

Lin Xiao gritted his teeth: I can't guess.

Su Bai pushed his glasses and said forcefully: Today is October 10th, the anniversary of the Revolution of 10!

Lin Xiao: ...so what?

Su Bai enthusiastically pulled Lin Xiao's wrist and walked towards the memorial hall, confidently said as he walked: "Our dorm boss said that in the process of pursuing someone you like, every festival and meaningful day is to enhance your relationship." Don't forget this important opportunity, and you must find a way to invite the other party to celebrate together.

Lin Xiao immediately wanted to slap himself three days ago.

Did I have hydrocephalus? You actually asked Su Bai to pursue me romantically once!

Seeing that Lin Xiao was silent, Su Bai poked him carefully with his finger and said: You don't like this...that's okay, there will be other festivals in a few days.

Lin Xiao gasped: What is it?

Su Bai: Tomorrow is World Pain Relief Day.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai: The day after tomorrow is the birthday of the Chinese Young Pioneers.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai: The 24th is the United Nations Day.

Lin Xiao: ……………

Su Bai: The 28th is a day to focus on male reproductive health.

Lin Xiao:? ? ?

Su Baijiong looked at Lin Xiao intently.

Lin Xiao managed to catch his breath, tried to adjust his mood, and said with a half-smile: I am a little interested in the one on the 28th.

Su Bai's eyes wide open: Men's Reproductive Health Day?

Lin Xiao chuckled twice, intending to tease this elm lump: Otherwise, we'll check each other's reproductive health that day and celebrate.

Su Bai hurriedly waved his hands: To check reproductive health, you have to go to the Andrology Hospital.

Lin Xiao was silent for a moment, and suddenly let out a heart-piercing roar towards the sky!

Damn retarded ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

17

Lin Xiao, whose life was half-killed by Su Bai, walked into the Xinhai Revolution Memorial Hall with a look of lovelessness.

Su Bai, who had no idea that he had screwed up again, led Lin Xiao around the exhibition halls like a happy bird. Every time he saw an exhibit, Su Bai could explain it clearly and logically.

After talking for a while, Lin Xiao, who was extremely depressed, became a little excited and said: You are better than the lecturer.

Su Bai raised his chest proudly, and pushed his glasses imposingly: I have specially prepared for today's date for three days, and I specially memorized various materials and documents about the Revolution of [-]. If you see anything you don't understand, just ask me .

Lin Xiao was stunned, and the anger in his stomach disappeared for more than half of it.

Su Bai's little mental retardation is so infuriating, but his serious appearance is also really painful.

The two turned to the afternoon in the exhibition hall and finished watching all the exhibition areas.

When he walked out of the memorial hall, Su Bai patted Lin Xiao on the shoulder in a good mood, and said, "I treat you to dinner."

Lin Xiao breathed out: I invite you, I know there is a house nearby...

A western restaurant with a particularly romantic environment...

However, before Lin Xiao finished speaking, Su Bai had already bouncing away.

After a while, Su Bai came back with a hot dog in one hand.

Lin Xiao felt cold in his heart: ...

Unfortunately, the western restaurant plan fell through.

Su Bai stuffed the hot dog in his left hand into Lin Xiao's hand, and said: This is yours, double ketchup.

Lin Xiao felt hot in his heart: ...

I like to put more ketchup when I eat hot dogs by myself, but remember the little things.

One cold and one hot.

Lin Xiao didn't know whether he should cry or laugh.

Su Bai swallowed the hot dog in a few mouthfuls, clapped his hands, his big eyes narrowed into two lines with a smile, and concluded earnestly: I visited the memorial hall, and I ate the meal. Today's date is perfect, I give it [-] points!

Lin Xiao looked at him with a complicated expression: ...

One hundred percent fart!

Su Bai slapped his head: Oh no, I forgot to give you another gift.

As soon as Lin Xiao heard the gift, he immediately raised his vigilance: Your gift today is not a book again, right?

Su Baikang shook his head: How could that be? I told our dorm boss about the exercise book I gave you, and he said I was mentally ill... It turns out that you don't like this kind of gift.

Lin Xiao felt sore: No, there is no dislike, I just...there are too many books for me to read.

Su Bai smiled happily: That's good.But the gift I prepared for you today is a folding fan I made myself.

Lin Xiao felt sweet in his heart: show me quickly.

Folding a fan by yourself and giving it to someone else is quite sentimental for this little thing, which is rare and rare.

It's better to be a love poem or something, hehehehe...

Su Bai excitedly opened the shoulder bag on his back, took out a folding fan from inside, and swung it open.

The four vigorous, simple, powerful characters instantly caught Lin Xiao's eyes——

The world is public.

Lin Xiao's entire petrification froze: ...

Su Bai licked his lips, and began to babble: The word "the world is for the public" is the favorite inscription of Mr. Sun Yat-sen, the leader of the Revolution of 1924. In [-], Mr. Sun Yat-sen proposed in "Three People's Principles", the true The Three People's Principles...

Lin Xiao raised his hand to hold down Su Bai's nagging mouth, angrily: Shut up, let me be quiet...

Su Bai shook off the handle of the world is for the public, and slapped Lin Xiao: What's wrong?you're uncomfortable?Would it be better to fan the wind?

Lin Xiao snatched the handle of Tianxiaweigong with his hands, and said viciously: Shut up!

Damn mental retardation!