Damn mental retardation

15

So just like that, Lin Xiao and Su Bai entered the same department of the same university.

At the beginning of the new semester, Su Bai, a progressive young man who has always worked very hard, ran for the class monitor. When the school student union recruited new students, he went to work as a member of the Propaganda Department. Come handy.

Although Su Bai has a faint red atmosphere of the 70s and [-]s no matter what he designs...

Lin Xiao went to the Department of Literature and Art. He was handsome and sang well. He soon became a man of the year in the freshman group, just like he was in high school.

A person like him is destined to attract attention wherever he goes.

That night, Lin Xiao finished rehearsing the freshman show in the music classroom, and went to the cafeteria for dinner with a senior from the literature and art department. It was late, and there were only some scraps left in the cafeteria. The two chatted about the rehearsal while eating. show thing.

While the two were talking, Lin Xiao suddenly walked past a person with a familiar white hem.

Lin Xiao didn't even look up, but lowered his head and gulped down the soup.

Three seconds later, the man came back in a rattling manner, walked to the end of the aisle, turned quickly and walked close to Lin Xiao again.

The corner of Lin Xiao's mouth twitched, and he looked up: Su Bai?

Su Bai pushed his glasses: Oh, Lin Xiao, you come to eat too.

Lin Xiao was confused: what are you doing walking around beside me?

Su Bai bit his lip, stared at Lin Xiao angrily, and said: I'll take a walk.

Lin Xiao: ...

The senior sister from the literature and art department looked at Su Bai and Lin Xiao playfully, and showed a sly smile as if she understood something, then slapped Lin Xiao on the shoulder and said, "I'm going back to the dormitory first." ,See you tomorrow.

Lin Xiao waved at her: See you tomorrow.

Su Bai's little face stretched out, and he looked at Lin Xiao with displeasure.

Lin Xiao raised his eyebrows, and with a thought, he pinched Su Bai's face with his hands: Yo, who made our squad leader Su angry?

Su Bai gave him a blank look, and said: You.

Lin Xiao got up and stood closer to him: Why did I mess with you?talk about it.

Su Bai was silent for a while, then stammered: You, you haven't been going to the library with me for self-study lately...

Lin Xiao was delighted: I don't rehearse the show, I practice until late every day, and if I have a meal, the library is almost closed.

Su Bai glanced sullenly at the seat where the senior sister of the art department was sitting just now, and said in a low voice: You rehearse with her every day...

Lin Xiao twitched his lips and said in a misleading tone: Yes, we are together every day.

Su Bai was in a hurry: You... besides rehearsing the show, what else do you do together?

Lin Xiao made a smirk on purpose: Why don't we eat together, take a walk together, discuss together, and...

Su Bai's jaw tightened suddenly: enough.

Lin Xiao's heart was beating wildly, so he stretched out his hand and pressed Su Bai against the pillar behind him, put his lips close to Su Bai's ear and asked in a low voice: Su Bai, what's wrong with you?

Su Bai was so anxious that his chest heaved up and down quickly, he held it in for a long time, his face turned red, and then he said: You have a problem with your style!

Lin Xiao choked back his stomachache from laughing: Why do I have a problem with my style?How innocent I am, I have grown up to such an age that I have never even held hands with anyone.

Speaking of this, Lin Xiao suddenly remembered Su Bai's hand that he held tightly on the day of the college entrance examination results.

Warm, soft, slippery...

Su Bai's eyes were red with grievances, he took off his glasses and wiped his eyes, his big and bright eyes were full of water, he looked pitiful: You have the nerve to ask me, I, I chased you for so long, but you ended up with me others, and others...

Lin Xiao suddenly felt struck by lightning: Wait a minute!When did you chase after me?

Su Bai was even more aggrieved when he heard this: I have been chasing you for a long time. I have been chasing you since your 17th birthday. In this university, I will give you "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", and I will also give you an enamel cup and "Wang Houxiong's Complete Explanation of Textbook". Are you chasing me?

Lin Xiao was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses. He licked his lips and asked dryly: Su Bai, do you have any misunderstanding about the concept of "chasing"?

Su Bai had a runny nose and tears, and his petite appearance was very abusive: I did not misunderstand, I heard from my father that chasing someone is to treat him well, and I have been treating you well all the time.

Every cell in Lin Xiao's body was clamoring for him to hug Su Bai desperately and kiss him hard, but he gritted his teeth and endured it. After much deliberation, he was really unwilling to let himself be the most romantic and beautiful The first love and youthful years were entrusted to the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" as a token of love, so Lin Xiao said ruthlessly: Student Su Bai, I have to tell you solemnly, that is not actually chasing someone.

Su Bai lowered his eyes sadly, making the eyelashes wet with tears look very delicate: Then why is it considered chasing you...

Lin Xiao felt distressed and amused at the same time: How can you count as chasing me?You can't ask me this, can you?You ask your classmates to check it yourself, do you remember that you still owe me something?

Su Bai sobbed: I remember.

Lin Xiao hooked Su Bai's chin to make him raise his hand, took a tissue to wipe his tears, and said softly: The thing I asked you to do is to chase me.

Su Bai looked at him puzzled.

Lin Xiao squeezed Su Bai's small pointed chin: Not too much, okay, one time is enough.