Damn mental retardation

19

Lin Xiao put the buns on the heater for a while, then opened a can of flavored pickles, took a bite of the buns, and a bite of pickles.

Since Su Bai brought over a whole box of flavored pickles last time, Lin Xiao always eats two bites of everything, for fear that he won't be able to finish it when the expiration date expires.

Lin Xiao's roommate in the lower bunk woke up and came over yawning: You are not tired of eating this every day.

Lin Xiao said lightly: ... Tired.

Roommate: Give me a can to try, and I will help you share the burden.

Lin Xiaofei, who has always been very generous to his roommates, quickly refused: No.

The roommate pointed to a large box of pickles under Lin Xiao's table depressedly: You still have so much.

Lin Xiao kicked the box inside, as if afraid that someone would snatch it: I won't give it either.

These pickles are a specialty of Lin Xiao and Su Bai's hometown. Lin Xiao liked to eat them when he was in high school, but he couldn't eat them after he came to other places in college. He complained once in front of Su Bai, but Su Bai asked someone to buy authentic ones locally. Yes, specially mailed here.

Lin Xiao imagined that Su Bai's thin body was carrying such a heavy box of pickles from the school gate to the dormitory. He felt hot and dug up a large piece of pickles and stuffed them into his mouth. "No one wants to eat Lao Tzu's pickles" firm.

The roommate was convinced: pickle madman, you!

Lin Xiao: Hmph.

The roommate did not give up: Let me share the buns, you can’t eat so much, I won’t go downstairs to buy food in this cold weather.

Lin Xiao looked at the six super big buns in the plastic bag, thinking about Su Bai's small nose that was red from the cold just now, and said with difficulty: No distinction.

The roommate was upset: pig, you eat so much!

Lin Xiao took a big bite of the steamed stuffed bun: stop talking nonsense.

Damn, I'm retarded too.

20

This afternoon, Lin Xiao was in the dormitory LOL, when Su Bai suddenly called.

Lin Xiao answered the phone in seconds, and his teammate: Hello?

Su Bai's voice trembled slightly: Where are you now?busy?

Lin Xiao glanced at the game screen: I'm in the dormitory, I'm not busy, what's the matter?

Su Bai smiled embarrassedly, and said: Then... you open the curtains and look outside.

Lin Xiao's heart suddenly skipped a beat, thinking that this little mentally handicapped man had placed candles downstairs, so he pre-confirmed worriedly: What's there outside?

At this time, Lin Xiao's roommate exclaimed from the window: Fuck, someone confessed to Lin Xiao in the opposite building!

Lin Xiao was both happy and frightened, poking out half of his head from behind a few roommates to look at the opposite building——

A huge banner with yellow letters on a red background, and a huge banner hanging in the dormitory opposite, with a row of big characters: Lin Xiao, I like you, be my boyfriend!

From the balcony of the dormitory building opposite, Su Bai waved his arms and shouted: Lin Xiao—I like you—be my boyfriend!

Lin Xiao's roommates immediately exploded: Hey, isn't this your little Su Bai?

Lin Xiao almost died on the spot: ...

In fact, the fact that Lin Xiao likes Su Bai is not a secret in the dormitory. Although the roommates are straight men, they all understand, and now they are watching the excitement and are not afraid of big things.Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!Be your boyfriend!

At this time, Su Bai's excited voice came from the phone: Lin Xiao, are you surprised!

Lin Xiao really couldn't bear to hit this little mentally handicapped person, so he said angrily: ...It's okay.

Su Bai was so happy that he almost danced with his arms and legs: Our dormitory boss said, since it's useless to ask for warmth, let me be vigorous, do you think this is vigorous enough?

Lin Xiao gritted his teeth: ...it's okay.

Boom your sister!

Su Bai excitedly said: "Since you have agreed, will we be in that kind of... love relationship from now on?"

Lin Xiao was startled: When did I agree?

Su Bai shyly said: Just now I said that I want you to be my boyfriend, but several people on the other side shouted, and I think you did too.

The corner of Lin Xiao's mouth twitched: I didn't shout...you don't wear glasses.

Su Bai was silent for a moment, disappointed: Oh.

Lin Xiao took a deep breath: Tomorrow I will take you to become invisible, so you remove the banner for me first.

Su Bai sniffed: You don't like it.

Lin Xiao slammed his head on the desk, and said insincerely: I like it, so you should put it away quickly and put the ashes outside.

The roommates laughed wildly.

Lin Xiao hung up the phone angrily.

Could it be that Lao Tzu's majestic school grass was taken down by a big banner with yellow characters on a red background and a box of pickles?

Damn, is mental retardation contagious?

The author has something to say: the helpless school grass is about to start chasing after him... (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻