Damn mental retardation

21

The next day, Lin Xiao took Su Bai to get contact lenses fitted.

Wearing invisibility for the first time in his life, Su Bai was a little flustered, always worried that his fingers would poke his eyeballs.

After finally putting it on, Su Bai raised his head and blinked his eyes in the mirror.

They were a pair of bright and energetic big eyes, with a little naivety and childishness, and when they opened slightly in surprise, they looked innocent and docile.

Lin Xiao watched from the side, thinking of a deer in the forest for no reason.

This little deer ran around, ran, ran into Lin Xiao's heart without thinking, and bumped it lightly.

Su Bai was very happy, with a faint blush on his fair cheeks, he couldn't stop admiring: This is so clear, so good, and it's not tiring to wear.

Lin Xiao came back to his senses, smiled, and said: It's not bad.

Su Bai showed that somewhat innocent expression again, looked at Lin Xiao with wide eyes, smiled with two particularly provocative dimples, and rubbed his nose embarrassingly to cover up that happy smile.

Lin Xiao's heart was pounding, and he raised his hand to rub Su Bai's slightly long hair, feeling a little helpless: ... How long has it been since you cut your hair?

Su Bai tilted his head and thought for a while, then gestured with three fingers as if it was quite honorable, and said: It's been three months!

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes: Are you honored?

Su Bai shook his head and shook his head: Those who achieve great things don't care about small things, scientists are like me.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai emphasized: And I wash every day.

Lin Xiao held his wrist and said domineeringly: "Follow me."

Lin Xiao took Su Bai to a barber shop that he often went to. The barbers in this shop were very skilled. Lin Xiao pressed Su Bai on the shampoo bed, picked up a book of men's hairstyles and studied it familiarly. , After Su Bai finished washing his hair, Lin Xiao pointed to a page in the book and said to the barber: Just give him this cut.

Su Bai glanced at the page, waved his hands again and again: This, this won't work, it's not suitable for me.

Lin Xiao glanced at him: Why isn't it suitable?

Su Bai thought for a while, and said old-fashionedly: "It's not serious at first glance, it's sloppy."

The hairdresser was stunned for a moment, obviously he didn't expect young people to use the word "Liu Li Liu Qi" in this era!It's like a veteran cadre in the 60s and [-]s!

Lin Xiao was about to be annoyed by him: Fuck you, just cut it like this, do you still want to chase me?

Su Bai blushed unbearably, facing the surprised gaze of the barber brother, he whispered but firmly said: I want to chase.

Lin Xiao raised his eyebrows: Then follow my aesthetics.

Su Bai obediently stopped talking.

An hour later, the hairdresser's meticulous work was freshly baked.

Lin Xiao's vision is indeed very good. After cutting his hair, Su Bai looks fresh and handsome, and because of wearing contact lenses, his eyes are more lively and energetic, and his appearance has jumped several levels.

Su Bai stroked his hair and carefully looked in the mirror, as if the person in the mirror could eat people.

Lin Xiao snorted softly, smiling proudly at the corners of his eyes and brows, and said approvingly: Not bad.

This is a bit like a schoolboy boyfriend.

Su Bai looked at the mirror again and again, and smiled shyly: So I am so good-looking.

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes: ...

You just know, 19 years was a waste of time.

What a little mental retardation.

22

Su Bai wore a new hairstyle and put on contact lenses and went back to school.

In the past few days, the girls in the college are all saying that suddenly there is another handsome guy in the college. It turns out that hair style is so important. Before that, I never thought that Su Bai was so handsome. He changed his hairstyle and took off his glasses, but he was so amazing.

Lin Xiao was pleased with what he heard, but at the same time felt a little unexplainable unhappiness.

It was as if a hidden treasure known only to me was suddenly known to everyone.

After class this day, Lin Xiao called Su Bai to his dormitory, took out a new set of clothes for him, and said: Try it, I bought it too small.

Su Bai's first reaction was to wave his hands: Then you should go back quickly.

Lin Xiao fiercely: All the signs have been cut, so they will not be returned.

In fact, it was intentional, but this cannot be said.

After getting his hair cut that day, Lin Xiao originally wanted to take Su Bai directly to the mall to buy some clothes, so that Su Bai would not have to spend all day long on T-shirts, jeans, and sneakers, but after thinking about it, Su Bai usually spends money frugally, so he must feel distressed when buying clothes. But he couldn't be willing to pay the bill by himself, so he simply went to buy it secretly. Anyway, Lin Xiao was very confident in his own aesthetics, and he felt that the clothes he picked would look good on Su Bai.

Su Bai took the clothes embarrassingly and hesitated for a while.

Lin Xiao nunuzui: Try it.

Su Bai blushed: I'll go back to the dormitory and put it on, and I'll show you when I'm done.

Lin Xiao showed a smirk: Are you afraid that I will watch you?

Su Bai stammered, his face turned even redder: No, no, it's just...

Lin Xiao's eyes swept Su Bai's body up and down twice, licked his lips and said: "Then take it off, I really want to see it."

Su Bai started to smoke, turned around and ran with his clothes in his arms: I, I'll go back to the dormitory to change!

Lin Xiao couldn't help laughing out loud: Pfft.

Damn, I really want to eat this little retard.