Damn mental retardation

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The next day, when the three gathered at the agreed place, the senior's heart was broken.

Because Su Bai and Lin Xiao were dressed exactly the same, two handsome guys with different styles walking on the road couldn't be more eye-catching.

Su Bai still sneaked a glance at Lin Xiao from time to time, and then looked at himself after watching him, then lowered his head and smiled sweetly.

Senior: ...

Senior Lin Xiaochong said hello, with a bright smile and gloomy eyes, and the visual effect is very sharp: Hello, senior.

The senior nodded in embarrassment, and couldn't help testing Su Bai in a joking tone: Yo, couple outfit, is this your boyfriend?

Su Bai said honestly: He is not my boyfriend.

The senior immediately felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.

Su Bai added rigorously: I am pursuing him unilaterally, and he will become my future boyfriend.

Lin Xiao went up and down several times in his heart, his legs were so beautiful that his legs were flying straight, but his face remained calm and calm.

The senior glanced at Lin Xiao unwillingly, and said nothing with a dark face.

The movie was shown in the afternoon, and the three of them first found a restaurant downstairs to have dinner.

The senior handed the menu to Su Bai and said: Su Bai, you can order.

Su Bai lowered his head and flipped through the menu, asking: What do seniors like to eat?

The senior replied maliciously: I like to eat whatever you like.

Before Su Bai could speak, Lin Xiao took the menu in his hand with no expression on his face, ordered several dishes in one breath, and then closed the menu aggressively, saying: That's easy, Su Bai I know what I like to eat.

Su Bai nodded honestly: That's right.

The senior failed to be seductive, but caught off guard and swallowed a big mouthful of dog food, his heart was bleeding.

After a while, the dishes were served, and the three of them ate quietly. During this period, the senior and Lin Xiao kept trying to kill each other with their eyes, and the atmosphere was very bad.

At this moment, Su Bai, who had no sense of the atmosphere, suddenly raised his head to look at Lin Xiao, and said dissatisfiedly, "Look at you, you're picky eaters again."

Lin Xiao picked out the vegetable leaves in the bowl: I don't like vegetables.

Su Bai raised his chopsticks and put a mouthful of vegetables in Lin Xiao's bowl. He said earnestly: "It's okay not to eat at all. Eat a few mouthfuls to get complete nutrition. Your mother even specially told me to take care of you."

Lin Xiao laughed badly: OK, I will eat, but you have to feed me.

Senior: Cough.

Su Bai generously picked up the stir-fried vegetables, fed them into Lin Xiao's mouth, and nagged kindly while feeding: You are such an adult, you still want to be fed like a child.

Lin Xiao focused his eyes: I will always be a child in front of you.

Senior: Cough cough.

The atmosphere was obviously very ambiguous, but Su Bai was all about taking the opportunity to feed Lin Xiao some more vegetables, so he picked up a few more chopsticks and fed them in one go.

Lin Xiao ate until his face turned green, he poured half a glass of water, and said with a smile: I have eaten so many vegetables for you, why don't you give me some reward?

Senior: Cough cough cough.

Su Bai habitually picked up a piece of stewed chicken and fed it to Lin Xiao, saying: Reward.

Lin Xiao ate it to his heart's content, and then pointed to the pot-packed meat: I want that too.

Su Bai deftly picked up a piece of pot-packed meat and put it into Lin Xiao's mouth, then raised his face in a cute way and said: Two bites of meat, one bite of vegetables.

Lin Xiao said softly: "Okay, as long as you feed it yourself, I will take the rat poison."

Su Baikuang shook his head: I don't feed rat poison.

Lin Xiao: Pfft.

The love was so showy that even the passing waiters couldn't help staring at it, but Su Bai himself didn't feel it at all.

The senior coughed like hell: cough cough cough cough!

Su Bai looked at him in surprise: What happened to the senior?

The senior weakly pointed to the ribs in front of Su Bai: I want to eat that.

He was also counting on Su Bai to give him something in his hand.

However, Su Bai hastily picked up the whole plate of pork ribs, moved it to the front of the senior, and said embarrassingly: "It's too far away, senior, please eat more."

The senior's heart suddenly shattered into pieces: ...

After the meal, the senior who had been abused until his body was battered to pieces excused his stomachache and left first.

Su Bai found two small sofas in the waiting area of ​​the movie theater, sat down with Lin Xiao, thought for a while, and suddenly asked: Are the things in that store just now unclean?

Lin Xiao, who had defeated his love rival, crossed his legs in a good mood: No way.

Su Bai said worriedly: But the senior has a stomachache after eating, and we might have pain too.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai took out a pack of facial tissue and handed it to Lin Xiao: You take it, I still have a pack in case you need to go to the toilet later.

Lin Xiao let out a laugh from his nostrils: It's not that he has a stomachache.

Su Bai was stunned: Then why did he lie to us?

Lin Xiao rumpled Su Bai's hair, and said with love and hatred: You just need to stay away from him from now on, you little mental retardation.

Su Bai lowered his head sullenly: My IQ is 140...

Lin Xiao looked down at him with a smile on his lips.

That is also a little mental retardation.

The author has something to say: not far from being together 23333