Damn mental retardation

23

Putting on the new clothes chosen by Lin Xiao, Su Bai looked like a fashionable and fresh handsome guy.

Just looking at the appearance, no one would have imagined that the soul of an old cadre lives in the body of this handsome young man...

On this day, after the last class, Su Bai carried his schoolbag and walked side by side with Lin Xiao on the way to the cafeteria.

Lin Xiao stretched his waist, and said casually: Tomorrow is Sunday again, so you can sleep in late.

Su Bai suddenly raised his head: By the way, my senior and I made an appointment to go to the movies on Sunday.

Lin Xiao suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning: ...Watching a movie?Which senior do you go to the movies with?

Su Bai tilted his head, thought for a while, and said: A few days ago, the props for the art show in the department were until ten o'clock, and he sent me back to the dormitory. You were also downstairs that day, and you talked to him.

nonsense!I wanted to pick you up that day!Did not expect to be preempted!Thinking of what happened that day, Lin Xiao was gasping for breath: Just the two of you?

Su Bai had a straightforward expression, as if he didn't feel anything wrong at all: Yes, I heard that the movie was pretty good.

Lin Xiao was silent for a moment, and asked: Why don't you ask me if I'm going?

Su Bai's small face burst into brilliance: Are you going?I asked you out several times before and you rejected me, I thought you didn't like going out with me...

Lin Xiao, who was shadowed by the Xinhai Revolution Memorial Hall, wiped his face in pain: Actually, I like going out with you.

Su Bai was elated: "Great, then the three of us will go together tomorrow. There are so many people."

Lin Xiao: ...

Hilarious ass.

Su Bai stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes: What's wrong with you?

Lin Xiao glared fiercely at this puzzled little idiot: ...Can we not take him?

Su Bai was in a dilemma: he has bought all the tickets.

Lin Xiao was even angrier: He asked you out first?

Su Bai looked dumbfounded: That's right.

Lin Xiao gritted his teeth with hatred, and held Su Bai's small head with both hands to let him look at him: You shouldn't have promised him!What did you promise him to do?What's going on in your little wooden head?

Su Bai was taken aback, and made a serious excuse: The senior said he really wanted to watch that movie, but he couldn't find anyone to go with him, so it felt awkward to watch it by himself, so please treat it as a help by asking me to accompany him.I think that classmates must help each other, so I...

Lin Xiao immediately wished he could raise his head to the sky and scream: Are you stupid!

Su Bai looked at him a little scared: I'm not stupid.

Lin Xiao was so angry: he just wanted to chase you!You can't see it yet!

Su Bai smiled: Impossible, the senior is not gay.

Lin Xiao's eyes almost rolled out of the sky: How do you know he is not?

Su Bai opened his eyes wide, very innocent: He said it himself, he asked me if I was gay, I said I wasn't, and then he said that he wasn't either.

Lin Xiao gasped: Don't you think there is something wrong with his words?

Su Bai couldn't turn the corner: No...

Lin Xiao was so angry that he wanted to bite Su Bai hard on the face: Also, did you just say you were not gay?What does this sentence mean?

Bend me and you fucking go straight back by yourself! ?

Su Bai's little face turned red, he looked down at his toes, and said in a low voice and quickly like reciting a text: The definition of homosexuality refers to people who only have love and sexual desire for the same sex, people with this sexual orientation Individuals can be called homosexuals.But I... First of all, I have and only have love and sexual desire for you, a male. Second, I have never and will not have any other male in the world except you Love and sexual desire, the third point, even if you suddenly become a woman one day, I will still have love and sexual desire for you... To sum up, my situation does not fully meet the standards of homosexuality, so I think I'm not gay.

It's very plausible.

Also to sum up!

Lin Xiao was almost taken off by this mentally ill confession, and all the anger just now was vented to the sky. He slightly lowered his head and stared at Su Bai with a straight smile. The two looked at each other with blushing hearts, so beautiful It was as if even the wind had stopped.

After a while, Lin Xiao suddenly lowered his voice and asked: What did you say you did to me?What and what?

Su Bai was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and twisted the corner of his clothes with his fingers: I was... just memorizing the definition, it was written like that in the definition.

Lin Xiao let out a muffled low laugh: Heh.

Su Bai asked cautiously: Then...will you call the seniors together tomorrow?If you don't like it, I'll tell him I won't go, the two of us will go.

Lin Xiao thought for a while, then had a flash of inspiration: It's okay, let him go together.

Su Bai obediently: Good.

Lin Xiao glanced at Su Bai's clothes: You wear the clothes I gave you tomorrow.

Su Bai nodded: OK.

Lin Xiao smiled triumphantly twice.

He bought two sets of that suit, one in Su Bai's size and the other in his own, and he hasn't worn it since he bought it.

Couple outfits can be used to show off, blinding the eyes of rivals.

Damn it, this little mental retardation is mine!

The author has something to say: The rival in love will soon be a dog~_(:з」∠)_

Then the school grass started chasing back~