[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

After thinking for a while, she suddenly realized, it's not right, her focus is wrong, it should be——why did you send a four-year-old child to a brothel? !Immediately she raised the question decisively.

As a result, Empress Huadi answered her like this: "The brothel is the place where men stay, if not, where can I send them?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is the point here? !

"Besides, since you took in Aunt Cun, you seldom go to the Chrysanthemum House. Sending Jingwu there is just to escape your clutches."

Village, village aunt?

Ah!

Chen Xiaolu finally remembered where he heard the name "Chrysanthemum House", that's when he heard about the life experience of "Aunt Cun"!So...has he actually been in a brothel?What a shame!By the way... When will Shin Yukimura successfully enter Auntie Mura's body?Forget it, it's better not to come, right?There are so many tragedies right now...

She looked sympathetically at Huadi, who had a big belly, then at Shishido, who had a big belly, and then at Shinozu, whose belly hadn't grown sympathetically, and finally thought of Murakami, who had also got a big belly. Brother, I deeply feel that the alias of this dungeon is - everyone is pregnant!

so……

Go to Atobe and make him pregnant too!

hey!

No matter how you look at it, Atobu is the final boss, it would be a waste of money not to brush him.So Chen Xiaolu made a decision that was not difficult at all.

"Boys, let's go to the brothel!"

Speaking of which, what's the matter with this feeling of accidentally entering the ancient time travel text?As a "time traveler", not going to a brothel once is a waste of youth!

The rest: "..."

"Ahem, I was wrong, I went to Atobe." With a serious face, "This is a very difficult job, everyone must be serious, um, enter the brothel seriously, and look for chrysanthemums seriously... No, Atobe !"

"Did she accidentally tell the truth?"

"Absolutely?"

"Long live the princess!" Miss Mimi blushed, "Just wait, I'll go back home and take the dog!"

Chen Xiaolu was puzzled: "What are you doing with that?"

"This is your hobby. Go shopping with seven or eight dog legs and seven or eighty dogs, and let the dogs bite whoever is upset!" Miss Mimi replied smoothly, as if this was the truth, "and Don't you like watching the battle between humans and beasts?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Wait, wait, did she hear something super bad?Guan, it's better for her not to delve into this issue!Someone coughed decisively, "Hmm! We won't bring the dog this time."

"why?"

"Because, because we need to keep a low profile! Yes, this is a private visit on Weibo, so we must keep a low profile!"

"I see, princess, you are so wise." She worshiped her face.

"Ahem, I dare not take it."

The hypocritical mutual flattery made the people next to them spit out disgusting saliva.And before going to the destination, Chen Xiaolu still has one very important thing to do, that's right, save the [beep——] liquid in the faucet first, and then spray it when you see Mr. Atobe, let's work together!It's so easy, it's a win.

Hey, it's a pity that she thought the world was full of maliciousness at first, but now it seems that SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO, hahahahaha! ! !

Just when Chen Xiaolu was in shock, she suddenly felt a pain in her stomach. She thought it was an accident, but as time went by, the pain gradually deepened, and it was almost unbearable. In the end, she finally fell down with a howl. On the ground, hit the street!

"..." X and N.

After a brief moment of stupefaction, Brother Chu was the first to react, picked her up on the ground, and said to the others: "Call the doctor."

The rest of the people also reacted quickly.

Soon, the tearful doctor arrived... yes, the same one!She had heard that "the princess and her son-in-law are leaving the mansion", so she hurriedly prepared to go home to pack up her things and escape, but... she was arrested just as she was leaving the house.

No, it hit me again.

Silently diagnosing...

A few minutes later, Chen Xiaolu woke up with a "sigh" sound: "screw, what's wrong with me? Swallow, where am I now?"

Guan Yue despised her unceremoniously: "Don't make trouble, I'm getting goosebumps."

"...Ah! Aw! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainging! The ground is lovable, cough cough cough!

"..." Guan Yue silently turned her head to look at the doctor, "Is there something wrong with her head?"

The doctor told the truth: "Isn't the princess's head always like this?" The subtext is clear to everyone-everyone on earth knows that she is brain-dead!

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Without such racism?Martians are human too! QQ

"Then who is she?"

"Cough, answer what this young master said." The doctor glanced at Chen Xiaolu cautiously, and said softly, "Princess, this is a sign of kidney failure."

Guan Yue: "..." Did he hear something strange?

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She... she's gone!This unscientific!

Shinobu Yushi complained silently: "I don't know why, I don't think it's strange at all."

Fuji Zhouzhu... Fuji Zhouzhu was dragged away by Miss Mimi to re-bandage the wound, so he didn't have a sense of presence again!

It took a long time for Chen Xiaolu to come back to her senses. She held her abdomen, which had changed from severe pain to dull pain, and sat up: "Kidney, kidney deficiency? Impossible!" She has never had this problem, okay?

"It's true from the pulse condition." The doctor shrank his head in fear, and said in a low voice, "Princess, you've...cough, it's better not to have sex..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Never had it, okay? !Wait, could this so-called kidney deficiency be... She silently tore off the water pipe at her waist and stuffed it into the doctor's hand, "Do you think this disease has something to do with it?"

If the doctor doesn't look at it, he will be stunned!

As if she was touching some treasure, she fanatically held the faucet in her hand, and said in disbelief: "This... this... isn't this the legendary artifact-Armstrong's Accelerated Particle Cannon?!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's the matter with such a name that seems to be borrowed and plagiarized? !

"That's right, that's it, the killer weapon that once destroyed the entire universe!" He continued to mutter.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Is it really okay to suddenly say such words that transcend the setting of the times?

Suddenly, as if struck by lightning, the doctor showed a face of enlightenment: "I understand! I understand!!!"

"...What do you understand?"

"Princess, your kidney deficiency has an inseparable relationship with this thing!"

"……"nonsense!

"Any artifact has to pay a certain price to use it." The doctor instantly abandoned his original role setting, with a friendly smile like the village chief of Xinshou Village on his face, and his small eyes shone with wisdom. "If you guessed right, the price you pay for using it is—the health of your kidneys! Every time you use it, your kidneys will gradually become weaker, until finally... two kidneys are necrotic at the same time, and finally completely lost【 Beep—]’s ability.”

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Heh, heh, what's the matter with this unsurprising feeling of being cheated?