[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

"So, princess, you must save your kidneys!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What is that obviously invented idiom?However, if she just loses the [beep——] ability, it will not hinder her in the game at all, right?Even if I want to [beep——] I can’t help it, I’m so lucky!

"Princess, you can't underestimate the kidney!" The doctor seemed to see her thoughts, shook his head seriously, and said, "If you continue to use the divine weapon without restraint like now, while the kidney withers, your appearance will also be destroyed. will gradually age."

"……what?"

"There is also a reduction in lifespan."

"What?"

"Internal strength and everything else will disappear... Oh, you don't have such a thing at all."

"Hey!"

"In a word, those who get a kidney win the world, and those who lose a kidney die the whole family. This is a famous saying!!!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What a ghost!Never heard of such a wonderful truth, okay?It's strange for her to believe it!

"Anyway, let me prescribe you a medicine first." The doctor said, stood up and took out a brush and rice paper out of nowhere, put them on the table beside him and waved them "crashly", and within a moment, he succeeded After opening the pharmacy, I handed it over to Ren Zu, "Madam, please take it."

Ninja Yuuji: "..."

Guan Yue: "..."

The light one coughed lightly, and silently handed the thing into the latter's hand.

"Hey, restlessness in the back house is a sign of chaos in the country!" The doctor shook his head with emotion, as if deeply touched.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Why did this guy suddenly become so "smart", with the appearance of a loyal minister waiting to be poached, making her feel ashamed if she didn't beat her up.Then she found that Ah Chu's expression became very strange, so she asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Guan Yue silently handed the pharmacy to her: "See for yourself."

Chen Xiaolu looked at it intently, embarrassing.Why are doctors from all over the world so virtuous?The writing is completely incomprehensible, okay? !She tried hard to identify for a long time, and finally recognized what was written on it - tiger kidney, deer kidney, cow kidney, horse kidney, donkey kidney, sheep kidney, dog kidney, pig kidney, cat kidney, rat kidney, flea kidney, etc. One hundred kinds of kidneys are boiled with water, three bowls are boiled into one bowl, eight bowls are drunk a day, one course of treatment is ten days, a total of [-] courses are required.

She silently counted on her fingers, um, how many bowls of Baishen soup do you need to drink?It took a while to feel wrong!Is this a nasty drug? !So the guy got angry: "Are you kidding me?!"

Seeing her getting angry, the doctor, who was originally shining with wisdom on his face, knelt down with a "swish" - the princess's coquettish power was unmatched, hugging her thigh and crying: "No wow, I really don't have wow!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." A mouthful of anger was so vividly held in her heart, smothering her to death, okay?She took a deep breath, then exhaled again, managed to calm down and asked, "Then what's the matter with this prescription you prescribed?"

"Princess, haven't you heard of supplementing your body?" The doctor explained in a "professional" way, "For example, if you have a broken leg, you should eat more pig's trotters, and if you have nothing to do, you should eat more pig brains."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is this guy really mocking her for being stupid?Yeah?Absolutely!

She looked again, and the other three people nodded in agreement, and a mouthful of blood rushed to their throats. What's going on? !

The doctor who was affirmed happily continued to say: "So, Hundred Kidney Decoction is a necessity! Not only that, princess, you'd better bring all kinds of fresh kidneys with you, and eat two if you have nothing to do, it will be good for your body Already!"

"...You let me eat, eat raw kidney?"

"Both cooked and air-dried ones are fine, but the effect is not as good as fresh ones. And..."

"goodbye!"

"But……"

"I said 'goodbye', didn't you understand?!"

"...Yes." The doctor left reluctantly, because she hadn't finished speaking, before she left, she turned her head and looked at a few people fiercely, hoping that someone would keep her behind, but in the end, she Disappointed...disappointed...disappointed...this will be her lifelong regret!

"Hey, I'm going to find someone to make soup." So he slipped away.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." This guy!Wait for her!

Guan Yue sat on the edge of the bed with a suppressed smile, stretched out her hand and patted someone's head: "Okay, stop gnashing your teeth, the back molars are all cracked."

"Huh? Really?" She hurriedly looked in the mirror to get ready to see her teeth.

"..."

A certain person finally realized that he had been tricked, and he gritted his teeth even more angrily, and tore off the water pipe at his waist with a "swish", threateningly said: "If you do this again! Be careful I'll smear your face!"

"...don't make trouble."

"Say it quickly, you are wrong." Someone pushed forward.

"Yes, yes, I was wrong."

"Hmph, it's not too bad." Satisfied, Chen Xiaolu slightly raised his head and rubbed his husband's palm, then played with the water pipe in his hand, and found that it started to harden again. It is." She said confidently, and then asked, "Who do you want to get pregnant this time?"

"...Don't take this kind of thing for granted." Guanyue raised his forehead, he was really worried that when this guy returned to reality, he would really use a water pipe to spray people all day long, and he even called it "reproduction for human beings." Make a contribution", although...well, it's not really that bad, but he still insists that his worries are very reliable-any abnormal things that happen to her are normal.

"Ahem, I'm just talking." A certain person immediately said that his brain is normal and hasn't broken down, and then said, "Let's go to Atobe!"

"...Are you really attached to him?"

"NONONO," a flash of wisdom suddenly appeared on Chen Xiaolu's face, and she said seriously, "It's not persistence, but changes over time! Bosses like Master Atobe will create more and more terrifying plots at any time , so we must prevent it early!"

"Is the only way to prevent it is to get a four-year-old pregnant?" What's the point?

"...Cough," turning his head with a guilty conscience, "This is a sacrifice that must be made for world peace! Believe me," Chen Xiaolu held her husband's hand, tears glistened in the sky filled with chrysanthemum petals, "If possible, I would also I don’t want kidney deficiency, it hurts so much!”

Guanyue: "..." Is it any wonder he would believe it?

"However, for the sake of this beautiful world," Chen Xiaolu, who was holding the water pipe in her hand, looked like a martyr at the moment, she said righteously, "what's the point of making a little sacrifice?"

Guanyue, who was completely speechless, simply pulled the water pipe in her hand: "You are enough..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the touch in his hand was obedient, what should I say?It didn't look like a water pipe, but a steel pipe. At this moment, he saw his idiot wife screaming at him in horror——

"Don't touch it!!!"

He quickly let go of his hand, but it was too late.

The faucet has already been turned on by itself, and then aimed at Guanyue...

spray! ! !

shoot! ! !

open! ! !

beginning! ! !